作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEMHfRZHIM北冥有魚，其名為鯤。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO544erMEkF
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZhvfuhvEM
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZhBRG4rItU
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtE0KUDYrId
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRgzx44O2bp
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChH2OtuK4S
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這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT8mmugYc1
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpfqvMw86T
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS1Jb1C2gD
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稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsea06fCizN
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfoq1J6dt9
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPF7Hl4dXu
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfiENBT1nt
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPmSOcvojw
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡneZiuvKGj3
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXiSzJ41j2l
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUbkAcjgS4
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlkt0BXPlM
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSYxDkqCCA
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJDbUeWJwQ1
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7KnfFf5ls
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8ppEndkgf
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArVLeAaAK0
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM7LcqSypWq
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時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBdOYHlpIL2
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVa2O6pZXl
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsLhIt1NLg
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYHqSzNz0ra
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESEVeICEeL
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKRBFK6xUUh
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrvJkduyAR
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqQFJEKYXO
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsPQ9l6ZEpJ
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSfpg9FqC6
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dK2xkGFvI
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTjjJVDDdN
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湯之問棘也是已：267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjhNteNBZ8
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwEOdkaOMg5
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3b8626hIm
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4b5EThEYe4
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0cpGbCSHq
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yvPsONxCs
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvGNjcG03b
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQY4BgwI1p6
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnOibJaF1M
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOZjdGcLj8
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzmJlmDNrB
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhsdPFZSgwE
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZuxSqcLbOL
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEgq9gvn5L
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVPqci8E8R
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4RySnxVK2
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPam4MmjyOQ
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZPGXzfmFy
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此大小之辯也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlgPby2EUl8
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdln80tedi9
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcGwM6ElCoE
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpywFbw2u9T
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoBo1KSe0O
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdtNEwZp1k
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJEwx3aZwwF
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8K4RafS1f
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq8uzz3ZFa
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfVBmkSJ6B7
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5PZieiQ7AF
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmvzUCttRhN
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrX2GQUdyEy
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73yKB7GPF2
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWryBgUYBnt
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsCM6LmP3lb
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZqgNrVGUcs
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTAxI9Obiwt
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Wzrvrglwp
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9yNTrIBrv
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPLXFlE7X7
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX6zQY8YRto
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXw8DVZyqvi
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ISPxZKIL5
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UL6XgH4IY
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS000fVCKw
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzAkD79EWB
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDRB3u0IQU5
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn9LW4GAMIw
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNnhCe8JInW
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2dDmOchuU
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVSL0Fpvc9K
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDVMb9SO5T
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigraXyXPUz
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkC0uxFNisC
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdP81jWoZml
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現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q4menWB9q
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEnUZMXgmVi
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zwltDCHYg
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhmPekRtKu
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5h9Tad2Kg
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAuRmcUUU5w
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4c77jWbUf
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmF8FO1hE2k
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡij6z57JaSh
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4st1E2f1f2
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHuxzJHUgjp
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yZLHBLkPz
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq33jIY9UTb
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9z76xDcsj
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLYJ4EV81D
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO49XDdzdkD
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvl4Ik611P
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Z7afs7Ipm
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCJr1wdVT1H
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8b5UYjhVmc
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZO0gih4LH
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tw4eEILTA
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK14oYDS6VL
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9zo7iSxD4
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡErNlezyVOZ
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWvsR3yudq
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbuMqw1JKe
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吾以是狂而不信也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZosL9O1k0
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8KZhcVHAh
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDUOqF1aSN
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BNid34Eoj
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtzH69A614
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSMHYfCl8m
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKXokfp6kQ
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngzw0SLeVg
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaToNTu1fMy
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSjw8tFTKZ
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhW70OIO9UZ
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCXwbgMOklD
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgWLCSd5fdh
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHp9Rcq5kfC
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZtNsSwpxyB
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbN4E6vXbfL
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7b4KH8Ku2O
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNWVcystj5K
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡClhxk0Hasi
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgld1az8hX
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3wXdZN5ai
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY4APzIRbp
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrx11Xg5Z4l
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHyDgdWTWSB
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxlWuvAaR5
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKk1TTAUXSd
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUXmaHXVMU
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnDSILDmMG
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL45QsNe00b
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJcTlCRDZ4
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiYNUngdKq
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSty3FyGmYy
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifsajY1lIX
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlt96eYXUXi
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客聞之，請買其方百金。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rPGwM7OjC
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEPDf3BHoWZ
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqePi9wkqo
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbzGbbtuHz
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSzkSpWVBn
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkNEOXiJR5
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9JRcjSHSy
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzvaum5dOl
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH2olEpjxaE
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7UpDAhv3Tg
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVeBAbXkVEi
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGOTZ9q6Gz
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKKoclb215n
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAsNxuEmed
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而憂其瓠落無所容？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAGALSevMeo
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61QsjBloCu
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKE6fIX3xx
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3sIUEK0gP
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdR8foGKERR
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvMxUWcCTs
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wRAx6YZKA
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFx3izypsK
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcNinCoXxT
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8afaH0bbhr
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhoS5epJR7h
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSFZKEARO7H
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmaOVUDXIK
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6eRh306rzm
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg7OdxZ5l7d
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhheC3Bed6
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdXcfTMR0IA
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQr102DStX
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9xKoyeNu7
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWc1KTEWxAB
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH3QVyjRMD
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaUqyZbsGLC
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bqUm2rFXs
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～267Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSBkVntyKz
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