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以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbB9IoBLmAD
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg0x36RPQxo
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鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI0iAmDRsF
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另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsyOainn9K
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這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7t3o6f0co
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡls0imWOPts
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpV51enRaEF
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名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbpVDpbhBR
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf1bUXh5eBY
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjch1kbYh51
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXglXZBVnB
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbuVEpI2Ih
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像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z1tSUfWlZ
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtwZmZyZfo
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4huRCPLc5
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcciXr7JxaJ
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像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMkUIojx5V
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjAg8o1u6N4
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足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mYJ1ATFSM
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要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhAlLALycOm
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnplqEpIeh
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9O1zn0aBs
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您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzaHj7uOoi
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQU8gbFgpG
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWdRis9qWU
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwdlH4mr8R
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那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmJ3TWrS0O
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJemAWtiX0Q
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpnHQEgXnpt
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不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOHPsvqgHw
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TJAFKv9fq
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzb4fcxoPR
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7M2YGEo9Dx
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqimShdRCX
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVJNrOHX3k
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD1HVGwGR9
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeKjhVAWqy
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtDogOfTcZ
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8bkeDPOTG
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9r4fTldeR
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQQ6A9zFnm
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9s0bHB9F8B
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJa38cwzQ8
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZLM4yjJ5C0
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQO3fslODtp
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuexXJRYua
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCL4xwsm6Tb
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLlmpoLZXh
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwqCaRUdhQ
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想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJmEPTJxAW
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsN8QJME0b
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2WJ4sMSHb
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXrxbUpcTY
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWIdqSUhNa
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyAPPFDo26
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYXG6jN7jc
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客聞之，請買其方百金。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcfcjmMSng8
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡITOe02BGov
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvYypos4hY
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjQ5R6Uw8b
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCizogs56rt
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXri1TldL1s
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cVRG7w5os
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqkqGK1Mf4
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR24XMIzBbD
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtKzgrwFIRi
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05apyFagvp
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbitEGp04jD
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaL4hyur2SD
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡERShjyCW2v
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居然在擔心它賺不了錢？365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3DAg0ol384
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDWcVwEUrQM
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGqR8f1HMQ
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOXnxGsIVdh
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxHM9KyvCwA
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtnDigjHnu
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGF9AxjWpo6
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgEHTQUGtO
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3nGT2TyD6B
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjYhUw3JVhy
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVVKdKHp1v
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxv82B6slys
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsleQOqrht
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1znL525EAo
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzAs0Anarso
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqhNOudW4uE
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡey1bqXpF6s
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuHkRmx58O
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqkHJdDYB8
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5RtLxVBqOt
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1XnbqEpsX
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wx8zfZAfj
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～365Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkhSqAXRu0
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