作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgViviaoBWP北冥有魚，其名為鯤。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbUowWHnLO
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstbMlx0JDN
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoojOszJoYT
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvRrhaZ4LV
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjqcepZtJh
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GufBMOWtk
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2cAGfkAkR
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnAl7jwLFIo
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLzsA7G7t0
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JkAdooENL
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIuS8jA1KO
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6iJrUXpcMy
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南冥者，天池也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w1qTHtxvG
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiIN2cz4Vkq
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlUUKsGb6g
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡluYSMbAEnv
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRZ0Y5GW3Jq
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4e8h3whFq
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkq0hjhq4y
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv51VZm7brO
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyxXwV0Mdb
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4a6QSjiPNp
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWXtWShYFyN
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvJ8w3Qx2j
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsGQQ7JJxQ
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOXvgFJOUb
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0N4Qfcl3W
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp84Z3fZ30c
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY3AEyEati
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQfAjIAzlJ
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPkgGiOYU7q
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOwddsEfND
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOkR0DMLhp
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEAHwCHpeC6
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSeys1MZtrV
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOkxHqbbFB
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT3D25sRPr
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSxdcf8fyS
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaEgfCoaJC
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWPu2GR3HT
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzLYiu2tbB
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXapHhuWteA
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適百里者，宿舂糧，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORBju6ODQj
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jt3fskpOZ
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPo9bqJpRf
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcxCP42dmK
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBGvDYlBInX
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7La8TxjSI
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡje8WlwtjD2
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFhyB4kP2q
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJhHmpSmoFW
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTohwj3OhvU
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTUz6PmybE
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZ1jnEvSYA
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmTmIP2RQLf
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFtu5ZgMPK
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湯之問棘也是已：412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ24JpVMbLtu
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuVJGOLkDg
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycNAvQjXaC
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXF6W6YBt6
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSBLGDc6Jr
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTHmmKJwNt
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbSrXnolVf
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7TN9n5qrF
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlbUve3O7Nc
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbymYylnES
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QApnTt7T1
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vwMxdFfVL
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoKy8pFKzr
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdscHlFNfP
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIfFdm01Oz
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRXyHs0eoj
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93Qq496SUa
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuYM9XjUV5
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此大小之辯也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6cIPfjD75
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwQ8zH6aI9
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjNTcMcSCoh
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBL4RnEpxhJ
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjU0JY9p46
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcHWJBETPnu
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdY0c4sRM7
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFJjQPX1AP
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6EDCnxHeS
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisNgwj0y09
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm90c8GP7sx
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ7jOejcQw
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡem2aVIxOfX
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3w4MV9daMv
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8n4xWgRGjS
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJibUfCszF4
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY4uSrbxhEL
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfkUv1hn19
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4xNVo6lll
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnJ0t4oMhct
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6wrJoQTOx
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmKktCICMy
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ188ZVbwcir
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOk3exOsaJn
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsWUPSifmo3
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtwEyLTWk9
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInPf3O32NA
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC84R8w89Ra
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKNOcwzgMR
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBNzlatbEui
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7xraPRYAL
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQMdjPvGPC
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYuoM6yPPD
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdGuiCPpWS
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLSTjIgnJS
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHC4gsqIzu4
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQa7m5zj0p
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaIrpZ1DS8
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30dTY45Fx3
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWfszrDnjn
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvi3DzpQjV
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtuXk46WXp
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmCiSEj8stI
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7e5hYFJ1v3
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRVqKIRfZp
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjWd2IGcdl
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4576BiWVT
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfK5p39FZ1S
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkto4aLUp7m
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkyr8jOiKDI
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3tj6V4Fri
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTXaGgHWVCA
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x7EeKcbL1
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3l1MypidtS
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL44rN32rAq
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK3sDTlKM6
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUeeQ5DSPN
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsWEifVWF5
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHaPb0a0EoB
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzM5NteB9Go
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnofeGLUvMT
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlPsYsebvoY
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUocz1n5wAv
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0WZkjq4sC
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozaRwDu5ba
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6EiKap5wvc
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0ElyaOGgS
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5OvH0b1Yk
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcFa9xAJp9
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvdoVOvzzM
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjulvxIVpPS
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXcf25B0On
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKD6BN8TqeM
不食五谷，吸風飲露；412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzp0ut2PO5G
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsUirdvROm
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVde9JIKXLS
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnP05xLOK8s
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvnwZlq9dEG
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7YZMKbcMs
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡltiUvFBb4f
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRBDz4Rmtd
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡap6VWQjUUH
吾以是狂而不信也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc23pLIVpmR
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL17nT2FVpK
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqJfrVz7Vj
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbgBgsuuSE
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkVl1Gfu7x
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXB6lrcwzTy
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfTfmIsKq8
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtXqM8bg5h
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX1nuX8Kxo
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPKyTvxm8n
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ONh06bXwz
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAauYakV6Ic
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWqGcGUhJFF
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfby5g8krF
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8exdk4V7A
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZqDXQk8Yr
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2xHCFcPJZ
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9f48pmX8bj
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKSbcrBdEq
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPUPtqHERds
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKxBcAKsWA
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCYdrTq1FfT
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYEMVaKOJj
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FriG4cLm0
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4hgFE4jpY
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzjvB1LZX0
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKoq8oIVDe
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ025dnbfeW0
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0kMELqpD0
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgNWC79r3y
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFHIUAO6ik
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUifIUXT3sD
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBPaeiramJ
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6Wlb3e4L5
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEabEWoU5C4
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0ivq6rbJv
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPWlSz5C54R
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcebPs1wPmu
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KTjhYe7Gw
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMN1d2ihbXY
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkHVttRFLJ
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwxoCOA6YR
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVri3SJrI3S
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZUC5K6WEt
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQv1mW2Meoc
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6410oUGr6
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynXwNBxQLg
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu193pqwtFl
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvb12KuONd
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnwSDwlAALW
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRRTPfpbSyx
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mSVQZtdBG
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATUCAxGJGi
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnkIGRWejF
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcamnwIlAT2
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp5G7sCmitN
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE1vQ1hQoDT
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8PT1X5xjP
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96KK56dziq
客聞之，請買其方百金。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHctmSMU3f0
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4WRkRF1uw
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAemIorwVEA
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPEsywAtj8V
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcrb6ZyTgMu
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2z4YOlXAH
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIfJ914RCF
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJjhepn0kgX
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfqCcFvkYX
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7X0VuoUTww
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6x5d6drMs8
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcAmajsIWE
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfE7zhwYmFY
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrtbYWzGpU
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiB5VLOSt18
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVP41VFYcNw
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VJDGfykMt
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwZhX0QkqN
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2BFQcLBz2j
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBOuyCgJkFy
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICQ0zG1gtS
而憂其瓠落無所容？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6QWNqPlX5
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIS3iLqHkCt
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJ1TV4wQVO
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpZt4xoGe5
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHhUxoPtqJ
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb19okGBxK9
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdA8ucvxHq
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRG79w6D3aj
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxopAltWm1A
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHvBKtYiyr
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7bKypn6ds
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrDXcd5VyeB
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nMgFg1hg6
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgm1TC5PXw
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6hC8cEUQX
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvLqh3hUb3
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUyjz7issF
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJNSajsH57Y
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ53UoYz70fB
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS83wUhmKaR
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaKA3WTdmD
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNMQIpkGgHk
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ593tt4fbnM
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUjxlWHGME
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnbUQeuIujD
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJSGAgOJhjx
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUz0OeG0cnn
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEdGp3Bj9P0
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv9GmfIIB5U
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKHEhmPqldv
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0qorQBS98
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR1UOO5aJR
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5xss3woXw
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXMu4vU17C
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUg30Qcicg
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTElfVqNJF8
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWBWHt2Z3j
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1WIxEs5Oy
412Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFW6MheaEp7
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
