作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwyjamDkqV北冥有魚，其名為鯤。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxCjDss39U
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EQwsiNq3n
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3tTCM4Yqop
鯤之大，不知幾千里也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkXZDAr5DA
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0IeQeH928c
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqbGjOtoNUM
化而為鳥，其名為鵬，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcg69fKJHPn
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhP5wGkeQnm
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NyJ7mdv97
鵬之背，不知幾千里也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilnovD9ekZ
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCPH8w2mmp
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqch9kDnPN
怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu79SwEvFTQ
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvsudB0fYm
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHMSZWcDj1
是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqO9zGFecl7
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20CvuP7u55
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKNDCMAOqU
南冥者，天池也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQIZqoFFA0
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD1p9vfgZk
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ59uIW4wn
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYneGnF52kG
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36k4wtzLKz
齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66pbgUTdZq
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYNPFbuKdO
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgVLkrfUd0
鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtj6TunNoBM
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcKC1pNwa1
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBhgnCIDwW
摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0fKTK8H8J
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXWfAYFouP
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPrH6PjOsQ
野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6Q0QKKYrT
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWREbrCQP6
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeW8W2YgRr
天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6BxXCoInma
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg568Jizl9p
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQEoZArXQi
其視下，亦若是則己矣。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoXTWVwkDTH
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNaMUivdSRm
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkcWJbwa9n
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsykmufSOTM
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGXiBfOO8G
且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq0nmKzTUI
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmgAJLQBAJ
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6qlp1BdQK
覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT1aUpxEZqz
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGWYgFK6hk
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFrf1QhC37
置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX9xSy4xyu
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fa2erHZxY
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnEKDFAUiE
故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ECcbuLf1j
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8zUaOlSNT
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7gwSTbtOt
而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7R8K4jePzg
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jpIdzwzsk
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjrIPjC1Mr
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUjDFnXUcw
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡalQz449BDC
蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV5VnOLGrNt
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiocV3ASXM
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp88gIdkSOY
時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuJ3q6ScNkZ
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdhGpdKZ5I
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvQVLz96rX
適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4VH8lO0xBk
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTyOAY1kX7
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KDTGosPvT
適百里者，宿舂糧，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzPuHaiHIU
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fOA4oy6Iw
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLhREYg6NL
適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AkP410nJJ
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMZ5m3tV9c
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnXJfCHvIv
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgJ5AyaCzxl
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP7hUulopv
小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRTyB8biDU
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTDTtc36LB
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr3qzll3GJt
朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkl4TWc4eP
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1JCUdOYjz
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLC0kXloE4
楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPpcTi86nn
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWmpFYjSNib
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSWZShXdFB
上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixqHJk0Sro
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnKF2JZUwh
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T93S2kPf0
而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyxRfhcgaD
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEq0p5394YF
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4zv8rythO
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtIm0zCiMSs
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxTqXYt63r
湯之問棘也是已：183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMpwlUFNs84
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBNDCnfV98
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozGhZDgtJj
窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwIsRC7F5f
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmQx0tUfo3
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnMC43CHk5r
有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0XlsPYAu4
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPeqGMq9GGy
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4lm8pYPJ3
有鳥焉，其名為鵬，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhm4eHx4F7z
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJWOaDABNgh
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZmGmu5kkP
背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBbsQSZUy7
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti3hsHS4u8
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmP8IwudCPy
絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdaDG0vGV4
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNpmRHPyzT2
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgSQYokc19
斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtmU63VCJQ
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwg3nXSVxM
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYf2Q51fpdg
我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzYJWSQZNsI
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9eVcBS5xq
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSvFVlKWB9a
翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRJ8BF1rEPU
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu3BpfdhkK
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdgn8C74dh
此大小之辯也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf40nGFp8je
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GI5h7lupG
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7Tvu17B6k
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlpTJ6y8eS
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmhz5nQcJlC
故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpAJj5dldPr
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyINXCx4bFi
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32AD8XtkHP
德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6pGqvULIJ
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgs0e4yifd
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjgbWo9qJQ
而宋榮子猶然笑之。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGXFnnah8T
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1matmpyUHO
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8j8pv5OEvy
且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvLftqCQBTZ
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUlFoI4XDM
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMM6UbBZ0gv
定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMhNfHp6jj
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6OeruDazAN
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmzshL3hLk
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj647lMxs5
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyU40oHaXi
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYjFyMWjPd5
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90pg5wCR34
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWUCQZCfGNc
夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMwEkiAE8O
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKiP9yUFbLJ
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIDSzCuOji
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i4xWpQx4Y
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOhcXQ7D1T
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgBZ8aCDZV
此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0e1ybroJv
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn6kFihvqUw
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhNVhW6TA5
夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPw53yEfZ2Y
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvq4P5n6BN1
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ87jV2AS8us
故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjZjnyXDx0
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2rGSw4Y8S
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gZjb1T4ao
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoIxH65FJC
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlF71xE6wM
堯讓天下于許由，曰：183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYx2XQeZKj9
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QxQnfWsVF
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5C1LK3jo9Q
「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7ne5dt4XM
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6CMXZ1TsX
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzyzAjjDCIN
時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUUP803B51
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnj8055Z7Zs
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y0F9jYNWH
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpBwfJwjlB
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIVsI1yI9x
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbe6bTfvS3s
吾自視缺然。請致天下。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzERaa7UHqf
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLYedGfLpo
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjACpLwFhoJ
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJXoA8yI2g8
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡizTgN7X2Tm
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcX3BJAg0Y
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KWok5X38d
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbqM4GzbEC5
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ13hY7TIHaI
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGasCyNHvQP
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2gv7X5jBH
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCLFBTyjBJ
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hTvUrjCWa
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFcIajGgCi
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0UJGwCfQe
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSwRnqjG3g
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvV3e6mVmY
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkZ83FEGUu
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVTnrKKR4rV
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkirflGmIBJ
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHO3GW7mBOh
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JasaVd2ZF
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkXoAj4W1G
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFJuJprQL2F
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ38odBz9PB8
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzssY2M3ZO
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFxeoWFfII
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULQjZsS8hu
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhM4Ke2M06M
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPrm4PjJ51
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZNjiMLbU2
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGcOKW3NJ4U
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvTKXgOMzyS
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0Rojab5m6
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ72iWNe0BX5
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvtYfqf4dOC
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pDWOX702t
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6avp6jD7UB
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcp4bFuqJIf
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNEZKtWRtY
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA9RZgaCn4
不食五谷，吸風飲露；183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeAuiLaNcUv
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgj6g3zdV3
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgDl7CBifZ
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtzRMk2AwW
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Ydq4utDHp
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUFkfNXR5c
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQsGpjtKm4h
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjafwAj14XJ
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtED9YTWWK1
吾以是狂而不信也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9AtP0NjK9n
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1sxgZ8z0dx
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGbnPagL60
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfBg5B4ole
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnGjDGsdHF
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrmWOb64Xd
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LsG2xi6VE
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkH110FHtTp
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8EQuAEGHJE
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOpnvrUOxQ
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSxtTy9B23
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0aHQFivl0f
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV3pizQcno
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PhBjaatMc
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMmeD1x9nx
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡonsrMK1DXo
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10ejBytL1f
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy2kMFmjPJ
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQd6jET3Gw1
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5y1jRDSloT
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmrDHdj3x8
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNolTH0NLHk
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMSN6KrY6Q
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHcjlUxEX4
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKs9EaarVR
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHEEvKpWIv
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAcZTxTrcR
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0BYag9kH4
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctMQ8iAxfi
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22Sf1MNVd0
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ0oIbERvm
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWIQJyY19vg
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsyilOk7Bgl
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB34CsNN6Ej
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA1jjAhlJN
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcmUxafFLw
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0mz5Z1SM8x
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5B87UsHcNr
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZpDlkbvARh
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6SEGXDIQqQ
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovswDmZkyN
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMydqTxBp8s
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHfllViZD9p
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuyUW5xi4SR
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFp45jCHJL
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaq0vLVOKzX
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93w4ZBCiFv
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xazCfSfWB
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0620BNWpyv
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIyTMyvpQb
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0I5zlksBh
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Bo6CZUyps
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NbCHXacn1
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh16mBsH43
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY9FmghmaPM
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTzOvhMGt9
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRrIXOkpvo
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtux8RNpdYf
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0C9AqERdll
客聞之，請買其方百金。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm2cNL9B5z7
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2B1bsPBGN
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHpZhQE93Z
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuq2GeNQQTq
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXntzpE2efJ
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26qs6IjLRn
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmNN31BUSu
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkPSOphsrwI
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayPB1VkkGc
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsyvfCxRwp
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQfeFEv862
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhBGSCBcXi
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEKXa0zHR5
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dWlrB0XJ6
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAnAggdSta
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSPWPZWpGO
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvN1r9t39rM
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgrnE2EVfwo
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqIhfE6fBwW
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1JrtTVw2n
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjjOGYQlT6R
而憂其瓠落無所容？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwAzMfG1Qc
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgdHIGAEdD
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wWPdVGyON
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6j0G6fm76
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy5mMM5tmJG
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0KcXApShYH
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oOoouuEQB
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKpH7btcEQV
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkRGxOgXGyV
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCkc0JGunw
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68VNf7hsL8
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo6Z4EOlCvT
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxTvS5wBL1Z
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh78dVokdQ6
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡledljS9EuE
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2x4UCAwoC
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGJDUF1eTS
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlf6zAqrK4V
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpDXXHRzinY
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTEExykyNd
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9syI3Y9N3
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5cG29oUJGi
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBcmfJVAiI
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJSfhAigK6
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQi0TsoOc5
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6THjgW2bwl
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUk5NznnSD8
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXZhXSKmGW
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNQ96669iD
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudXz0xWopA
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxoxwGuoqR4
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmjScsYjy7B
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCP9bPG8e6
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILufhbKGBB
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYVDanBuWJ
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68lVhxLYFZ
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nKzC2KmIm
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYukT7vhJZe
183Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5nO0FlLD1
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……copyright protection179ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWsOrhYKzC
