作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7gW3CDgS3北冥有魚，其名為鯤。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyNX5qhDmv
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WvH686hVV
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANQVzTHGOV
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8fNXqZ0oSl
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMHlGQmFXf
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv7P2PG1pY
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2rbAPtj95
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCn82hDk97O
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3GSGTOlncO
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDAISCFvdn
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXIv4sKCS0
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG09WHzaEBo
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMJ0BIxSt9
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQXFZm8Jpy
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Zyi4I5NQV
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSB5fW4vYBi
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEk0KNzDcR0
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM3ACgMUrn
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzIzPn89fnA
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0s7KoXBhv
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2aRWMxYuHt
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyeA36Q4nri
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSDCXPKuMU9
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdm3j1exo9O
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp1E12sRkE
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8zWPapzbl
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dsU7CvFOZ
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5browEOJP5
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwXr8mcUd6
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDVbwhu3kT
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rEK4zaNKV
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6PVHSrcgx
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvXBMUPNYUE
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjzCFNbrzu
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但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDfyue5M4u
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkb7k04Ytv
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4G3JYfG1uw
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVBSJ3q7KF
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuy0nd3Qybv
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC7CVGoeygT
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBlqcrDG6w3
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3yBUVevOl9
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VxvGJlUyd
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44MI4BIUfb
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8XQxLWohM
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湯之問棘也是已：312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyruISHhjNS
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1iqPQRyTk
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzJ9kwxHhP
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKFe8aiPA9
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLVuLQec5YY
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOz5uqIjN5
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9SZgzBhhFq
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbZulesADg
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6e8Gq2io3S
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxsFwq7irA
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOiLxS7YGSA
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwDe0xr4mr
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMMNsPGJY8x
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP24AAFdDRB
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2NvfStZzl
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMOhm7xvC5
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbOBbHXLYQI
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRoux9ZCw3
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此大小之辯也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiynkQokQ6z
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡma6N8Y3eiR
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhwBuNhU3jU
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXqHRg9PbX
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnNKrpGCrF
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtP5nXIJ0px
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mDi9brVvJ
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCLUzZ6edE
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmtWFafMw4f
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0ofeVuzeG
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDITn6iRgJ1
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeKUxk3AvB
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWwErBOO5um
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeGIEMjXbGU
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCjE0ZdeGv
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTSutYl65i
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMYpzoJY4A
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3r4eIshq0e
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsNveBoEym
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhdYy8kK6L
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGps7T3yKPl
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVaVJxd9UG
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlM0OaLwlIP
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhASc9k0Byt
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCaLVjGqx6
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡokpYJuCdbh
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbHcaBWneLg
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHxCO8EZUc
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ296L6jNfmv
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Vvr2TwglG
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbjtHWhEATk
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTSj8ATxP3A
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf005ynNVcO
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjipBk5Jbe
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFIAvmt3Pt
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqPnqp7aKP
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現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydr0kqkqgv
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcEOS5uKqRA
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8do4FG7kH
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DFpDXWMUE
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaAXyO6XI1
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyD8Ht1Nd4d
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfquHVRSgQJ
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhU7qQZP57d
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf88DN9EdSL
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCMWqY7iWS
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgAEhNyAwZ
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC85TzJFln
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxee6gOthG8
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpq0ghlLgVc
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcjz7coxFI
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFiZQ855Sf
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzVXucQvym
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK5BDCDvFdY
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWZlWRYytV
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8jZjFEl6o
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7JeRUWsdGX
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3pE0XN0H9
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuxN61B7IvH
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfY7Y7dkAH
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lJ8YpFnjj
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTnbWDQfug
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnGjag2P1bK
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吾以是狂而不信也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4C45hKymJR
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlWmMm7Ojpy
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D9dj2GpS9
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu55bq7BfkB
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok3K0USEv2
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjErFRY9ikR
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkIoQtqkVK
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4MDYvUemL
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2v7nW6047
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePGuonJ9Vw
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡan80WtVX8N
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJYwr9XT3L
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3VR7Tnqxzf
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35Re4lvIxX
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0iHaeem0sG
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylZgMhSIVS
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChGRt9hLBY
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJBAKCz19vc
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT51O8ODE2k
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2Sr9jaI1V
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy0ZP0XP0YB
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST6HMO3DsI
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyf2i57056e
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Uea13rIyV
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXquViDnaUL
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH3ARvQ5055
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡerSgQoU2la
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WYhBJo5Ha
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9rhc6pnia
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3LbKCoR1N
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOkOp7KlZ5
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBiGiRExnSm
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETmTVptIlN
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CN6MlYF3K
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客聞之，請買其方百金。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBppJOewuBd
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tugJ8WQhR
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPt8483HUxK
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8WDQFP8Cf
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6TPS1ZCRz
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsrgHBnW9d
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKYspVWC0u
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4alaue4ZwC
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ekl8hJFmo
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ngeqX3djr
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGY2IVpj0UY
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHvOVDfM4KA
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLzJQzrbwB
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBrDYNhJD7y
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而憂其瓠落無所容？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1IC04q5tX
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡekzW1mfdti
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2zXhb4f1k
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcVnnGcqFJ
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGJvaySocx
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpBxhj23LH6
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7h3cCUcUK
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYxsSleJb0r
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOejdKDpfwn
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEWxTDlgKr
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfw5ZksJxn
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItLoDHeiyr
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXH81ofp7n
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgquVR9Pzuz
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTkvabA4by
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0cCDYxdOy
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2H82AaAwz
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgfQnJ8inp
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLMt2CvIX5o
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBv15dzK0iG
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJwCXo6Dt3
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyugTWs0Y7w
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAhuLBfwi9
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～312Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlUkibfPJ0
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