作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIvm9vTxo4北冥有魚，其名為鯤。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DIMyCiqRp
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiHh1CmQ1P9
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4xUUwoPBt
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFT4H2HtSrv
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98DwCsMSSt
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WqDgBkTUa
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduIQH6w3S5
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqsTOGqnsT
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2kSG7doTV
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHebEUp3g9
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYmcfbIVIk
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06vUrzOvFD
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南冥者，天池也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarHfc4xvPs
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJvH8s7UpU
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH0KkqN4Xi
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3zos4m6v1
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjLPAGQ2NqY
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFSx00gKl9
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡifqTeeKzzx
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyP29OVyUWp
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaOs3p3OiDM
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJ6x9J4iqd
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYuFFfrIjk
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRupmvhJyt
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPKzRGTYKL
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygtwB8Q3Di
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxZd7qNlZT
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxzuEhgqYdt
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBHMYXpiX3
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lUF4R08E9
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEs3sWFFyY
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJCfLIJay5
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQISG3eX3SM
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EtIabCv74
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4E7fAJWKgf
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLErht2kbp
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhomPIJdRB9
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx72cwZU3o6
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT95r525anX
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsLjJ1cMI48
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnA96Qw3xde
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa474F1Kl1
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欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkW05aSR4aX
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP7sLNbrMa1
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtWHHWTDlZ
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LBAKTo1E4
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdPTuLRcP3
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDfhAZvzokH
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2aexmk8cU
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKb5tLt2vIT
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPO1D7rEVr
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkbQBkqj9GB
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEuGshzLyCF
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX8IYcGeWiL
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIuGlikcYUZ
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湯之問棘也是已：706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFe6ZSL3XFG
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F6ZZGKoFI
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3iGTeeRNq
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsgIaIzmDb
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvzHCBXqw7A
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ej7dJu2DW
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OTUEtqwqv
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyK0oE1Bx5
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrWkzK1RYS1
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmenxn07G8h
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5ncFJn3v9
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRcuFkJm6Rl
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCHHdBdoUUp
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwo4ANEHPVg
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLuIVIkZTk
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgF76lAeQuS
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqPo53uzYs
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMwHdYHRVr
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此大小之辯也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaqaiEaf2w
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXmT8s2YhE
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeIvEJtQXKD
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Fv7ebqilo
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCt6Yss7o4U
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSULFoAkgxz
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZdPbz9ELL
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcOS9AUkBPh
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnpNmUSixLc
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXjcOQKJdtw
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAMmgAxOSb8
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgKH02mXfyz
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30kSkVBdPL
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIfsPRHuaC
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxMJq3Pg28
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtihW48gOou
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFPh5mFo4A
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrpGiKNHt9E
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qxAXbudB4
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxazZzT7jp
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGA0kKmGPwX
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0GcZVlX0K
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqtUlSihgP
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt9pm5id8Fa
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp6lzm6h4ME
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ1TixjaM0a
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3JaSRTFOhV
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tYhWtRcr7
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXfFYupacUv
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmJC6dUoJR
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD6jTW2eDqX
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssEJ8Vxhm3
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHpSmHdGr0W
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHCDXqxzE29
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyOCDwN4ce
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvRNPrtadHx
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1FyEeNxLNE
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgXt61WI6P
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrInyXipU4V
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB21tZ4kLkx
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiTrfCeDUu
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa9C7uVzBOk
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinTpdSFEsY
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1aXCRhtR1
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN0xst3QPO
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmOOmfc08Q
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxrbKjQu8L
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqujqGqQsw
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9h6w8gRd3u
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNkpNrfGh0
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ38sfgKK0H
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7rVWjdYenj
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwaamklRdWb
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXtTOSAFQh
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfqgFCbgif
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MOTSBBSmp
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc8rwPS5tV
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbL2niooBt
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9MNqNeOvG
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUEjuXdF74G
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbTluaOZPkf
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmkvub3ZAvO
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3YgYVtpRFb
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJiphd3RRu
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkySp1dUfk
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5xlyLMfRD
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyu5uNRXJg
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlFJ0M6gJe
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjmCopqDld
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNpT5EPTqx
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLk9MFyL7QE
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrrSBR2y2F
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡycZqYu1rBl
不食五谷，吸風飲露；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwhYmsfkrM6
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7QTnKv0M0u
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFmTHzB0zN
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4U4mc1biIS
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi7cwKjCb4
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlJC1TRfdw
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBDdsORve7
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq0dft8QsF
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7tLCKyPYyl
吾以是狂而不信也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfLVphOXzX5
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskEtE3g4FY
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmCtA0hDLf
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡze1JeDimnW
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsw0z7sykh
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwq1V8DbH3
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYVfTSlIN0F
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCClsdwljh
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyG226EwCKA
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNgjju9Gil
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR41FAI2db1
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli08CEEqr5
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoiB0bQk9J
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdeXCQ14e1
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrRejHD8Zy
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWc8fRXFIp
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FX6cRdx9v
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4Q3mIr0Rr
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfCDqKqJMl
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtznNCdnwTM
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbORZHLlT4
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyydcVeEAhJ
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZErVGhTh0C
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhJS7EOlcU
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3vf75G6J6
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcoMyCuM27b
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtuyQ4QEud
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLSlyKQ8Qy
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOJoWPVn9s
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd0lYJDrHAW
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfWhoUusWw
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0svApYGQuX
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7FI51IPlv
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTu9p7tocK
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpqoZOwbXS
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzROJgXLaAa
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGOQKergC5
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eTJdGHrd9
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AlVH4oyfO
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAXzBcwygOc
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQImh5D7s2R
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYtGTZVPSgV
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoH6IW94eJI
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJv2HeMf1J0
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCf3cHswom
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwXcXb1KNR
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCQZDRjxZZ
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8qAyQAMLf
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmsVbsspE2
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UKmL7kyo7
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdW27ZCALm
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4WOjAqCMM1
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvQLQFKJzz
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9gDmf2qFh
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhbtCjEyIQ
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iNwz9VgWA
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgikUX8W6p
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ60efu99YVI
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtmS8BNceb
客聞之，請買其方百金。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV93WtW7sPz
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQoGZ3Kbb2T
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBRUeTtjsd
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡravFQPmgSL
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYdFEXKSMMY
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mJGSzHq9N
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewEQRR1keg
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NGWQ7o450
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4NYVY505v
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ23f7vqhS
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDVjkAyMnCh
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r1l5p9Ydc
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrgICfJDoC4
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR7ZQ9nsXnO
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡESdlhOYV3T
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhPoZWs500K
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSzX5lddoY
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDH8IYaFg1o
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptXDRD6pQM
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxUc5RYQo2
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ770fb3kKGD
而憂其瓠落無所容？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvYMgzBils
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡetK9ohWG8g
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dqV7jxgY2
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGf8cYWTsCX
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbri45PbXw
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ139YVlccDw
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraUqbaQMiK
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkc214scBnq
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQAqcwRniCG
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU1LxCxiiR7
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DiMTZbpMD
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatGARS8fkv
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEe0xPqq4i
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MLkc4vlbE
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlGRibYuvd
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQPdjZUQks6
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADr3mkZtc6
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiVH4WduOb5
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2bhDcxuZj
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4a66Y1vW6
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHut5RphXgR
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOeAjnPLAgr
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCoXAY3j3I
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsN3HFsICj
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0J3een9iBY
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcRGV5ieLEs
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGqAjzjeifM
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO2hN8eiruc
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeWgtubkVm
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDym7XdMd2r
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccx9zqYWmC
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01GNjbWKpp
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6WJ5R2oy4
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVtlkljlBP
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zr4M1Q0F5
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiLkuD3HshC
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqECk2yM1Du
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDYyd5Ud6qH
706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA3ePJlvkx
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……
