作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOQrJEjGJXx北冥有魚，其名為鯤。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXmNnCbjM1
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNOPeuzueZn
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFGFQlkpzV
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTP3wtlSXTB
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3b7DnYZlS
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRm4RXlr45
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzT6yTv8sP6
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlG9DqAwyg
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOyHCaTF7t
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1UqmbpMRtB
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcmHh27pIZJ
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwd4wCwyySM
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南冥者，天池也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz3phavgEz1
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1i2Vpf1Sof
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj7x11T8T9
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfz8CzEF9X
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWs7zMGP2Q
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1MXHXr3LU
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsD9RQaMVvN
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSALdh6mP1z
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr0qEvH2V5
野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwldJi6qEsH
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFdq9OFH7oW
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFgxgRJJCq
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8MoPvNHAA
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBk0Drkw2YS
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2c5CvIHU4J
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpysvTEulH6
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7hEfUWZy4
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoutRhcSFJt
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAeM8GpTNWn
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhwn8z2km1
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKPPuieKgu
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXacGzsf1gb
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fHc29jR93
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkZbwekYDq
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBmEdHlLnj
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwpNk4v5u0v
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7vegDi0Hg
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkWV8z3426
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNyJQw2UHo
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKc0zT3x6Y
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgkP9kvqDYZ
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適百里者，宿舂糧，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡivQ9wAJezu
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWi0mxA1F6b
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhkYENNJFZI
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgjFm7UYpZu
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiflou2PAWP
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRC6xfSkC5
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqqSG0bq97
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5xNdXlZDu
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRIigfs2Lr
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbwvoqM9Gv
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRv9B19Om2p
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wU2C9xRtQ
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCknzXOw6L
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6rhaWNhBC
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湯之問棘也是已：784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9gdGDoLsE
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSdQcbxOY4v
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlr1oPV0By
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ5j7Fp0Obj
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3NCFIEhvF
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVIGKhg0K8
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwRhXnpd4X
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztJVkH36Y9
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrF27owOdA
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8rL61w7T1
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR4HdsMxfe
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAnOc3pmR4
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTYswOhirj
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTd55XE7J3
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRmbInpcHL
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbFaEx07Wq
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNexvkCN6r
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpk6gqe0pdZ
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此大小之辯也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjQ2LPrzID
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFLzk94PWOx
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNeUq5vaJk
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPEzRu1vUl
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyh8PpC8Fn
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeg7vN4pg1n
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRV65SNlUtZ
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDIs9hu9ZB
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTb8FVU49Df
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCoHJ4BDbU
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHmbDJiAAr
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2Tc8et1Rl
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVK3deSGct
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIBs9GcAMO
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzajkrSYnc
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpN8AbHMdgS
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8JCPtlba3
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlJWDgDezi
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3IjYpAgsC
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeMQTGV5AR
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCLTxkIQWH
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnVIyy7WJh
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYp8zbVtCN
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAKp2giO1D
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7iW8r2FN1D
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVPx12YGMm6
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ62iWvyNKDP
「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySyhFZQHvN
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ40PrmEGwg
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpp5LQD0Lqh
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExR1pjAadW
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPyD8IZf8U8
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtOjl24eJT
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2o9Oxz4Wg
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOO5I3PXlA
吾自視缺然。請致天下。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe61hj6g9TJ
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvde3WPcTNe
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFg0Vn1hLm2
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbqW702a8R
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcwrvSuwodM
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWzTiTPncD
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSZRIMYZt7D
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ8g27Njio2
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIOeM8ayiC
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU43iq46KgG
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡledOCkTlJM
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWHilqoqEQ
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvBh2Vdp0H
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Xn3iBunW4
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP6hDeOANV
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gN0Xq2yY7
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VIE3ZmuQH
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUj8910ZeqL
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXK7oCyIOg
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDMrFNf0Ep
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8quom6SQuR
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8uizApECYP
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAX2jA3Kh9k
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTCGrD7hFG5
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxHhxekqiy
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmxNCcd8ssB
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN2luElfCdn
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEzuOhegHYe
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmUSqVmqFmE
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG6yecXKKcG
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTYdE0le5v
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q7kiFeNy7
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI6xbBPIsSf
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1gZQ2niR0l
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22wZooV1S9
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2TrliNymf
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ443oGz7mp2
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngo1NtZ8Av
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ92iWZj2zpn
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9bPcdam7N
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgxuZDDhaj
不食五谷，吸風飲露；784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw9BTZSqMmU
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWffeffKWi
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf22wHs4Vdw
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFO9nn49GA1
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv4W4uXkU8M
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4amHffgmio
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSD1IGXUmU
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnxgF2ImKq
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtexh69kTF
吾以是狂而不信也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGthJ3ZvcOZ
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddDWBLBHVj
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnh9PLvnsh0
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO3wjlTOAP
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6V7f0homIc
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEJcd3FkCe
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpIKLnzXEtY
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡisnLddcteG
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyz0G0FFgD
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyfxsDQAYw
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDyFQf0onwb
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTFk8u8V47s
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuA1FEUJfOd
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1PUGYFhWL
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTkehunnXK
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnIFKEhnLZ
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvbnWEla2s
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyJK51qwEPZ
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqK9pwKGB5
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ42wsHAOekL
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GlpSS6oKD
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveWZdwxRt0
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVzItU2480
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjEZgP6izV
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7YVV8Npbm
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmX4Cu8QwSO
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsv66AgWwR
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqvhmZ4YFH
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzum6pmdsOM
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5EAO1NbWQ
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTYKQ8cLNd
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fVXAQqwSd
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWxZpF7FeIW
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsC0c2S6Vnn
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98vi1fmLm7
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJmKAlXs6E
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEEmVHRqIKv
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61Ka3ofRS4
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARu8NEdKAM
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmsLfda1E4
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ445ONKjPpT
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA2BTXzlsFz
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRKQwETd6Er
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv0Ld23O9B2
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIGtC6U0Ed
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49xiOc4NHb
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQHH3xTGmY
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJ5A9igsjS
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpj3N1QvRJb
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJFxnX0eWk
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIFcVzGREf
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7gMRq0GDkX
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHVyiW1kX1
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45ezcXcazr
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpRrjw49Q2
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFC3NyKVce
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFSHT9IQsd9
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwMSiha4ZV0
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJCK0nYn3b
客聞之，請買其方百金。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICtdKiWhbp
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGA70SCCPV
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqycea5WoAE
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLPna3yj4WT
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJUNyqKcro
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5D1yWO67AQ
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqeIFqJHdti
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMhnvuVD4p
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gjNrvz3uK
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3hSFYdw1ur
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgfNecpCOEa
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBJGxPwNs3
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDq4O1h2dV9
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNs5Jz9tDeA
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedGs9eDQv8
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ99AV0HCOQe
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgSkni6sYre
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbD1W2QvXzB
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFtkH8l9AC
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrexcTHf7b
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85aQJ3XDqx
而憂其瓠落無所容？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtkdPBTrev
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqRGEEO3yM
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJM7Wg55eP
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlFsrUFlhnX
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm50zkdDISD
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpMZ4mRIDaC
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyo9ebjMlm
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI23a7XyYj
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXsD7CedFBV
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfMbsRJXaW
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcPrinh2AQ
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw72QDOHvte
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFp2G2oWyDM
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Tz2Ry2qxf
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQ4QgBteH5
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhA5n6WoLmG
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2FJ4bfUBZ5
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSI0NGbaq56
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdr3pDhkvOA
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMsuwOfYcF
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWJ0RIifUu
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXSgOmKbso
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHABsHGrxGE
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZhfPl7vAn
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiqLWYa3iBO
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXGdBhDp3p
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAUamCsjDYG
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEshUumEFb
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSbWTviedU
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDB208pWXhJ
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡixuL9DBpa1
784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLhK9BISsGe
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0Fljwond8
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1DZrvu335
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！784Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aIRi63n4H
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