作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzehhPLFxn0北冥有魚，其名為鯤。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaSpmcjJKHE
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvWVVHO6j4Z
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKj4QoFqsFp
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKKLeimNDP
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPM3JmT2SVA
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBb3aBtkaAS
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL73kzGxKF
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLH4iaTZqt
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDaHNkq4D2S
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoB6k4NBqR4
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5592nkL54W
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRlmQVYYZW
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南冥者，天池也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmHxz6Wzff
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDgJZKauw1L
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKa9g5oHshY
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWsdJJ0yffg
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgDfoKZBQo
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm5ed9W7UYx
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbob4fwrt8
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKk82tt7D6b
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqM98Js8j3I
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ809MNiPB3c
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiqgkUSv73
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbfawAJWTVI
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq6UUJyzgM
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8jM8eyLuU
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2u7TuXX8r4
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9TlqfmCQKb
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahpb2m80RL
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhayS0LKv6b
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcqipY8nMn
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURcePPjdPz
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrqt2L7G29o
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAvPkbbjNW
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwrSrZR7zE
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa1KggImeWy
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7W6vsINQU
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaShztGu3DL
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAJERtdzaL8
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ46qynmQ2o5
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQacKJX4OHP
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNUwNPYHMQm
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適百里者，宿舂糧，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHp4HBvJskl
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1qQvK7Pu7
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNLkSXXXmAJ
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWppcB1uvhk
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoAJqth7Y5E
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEvVNa7Apal
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8eEe9iqZV
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkYjBKHx0Fc
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7unIhzPTxL
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0pLICJuHV
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9cgj1qgNb
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9kPbO3nul
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ5nVTQZJ7
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuFS4dztCEY
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湯之問棘也是已：734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVEyOQbYxv
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3lwUmU05J
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhQVY91ebb
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLzOwDrKfGd
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA1XoSZsGEF
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZgICeGuhe
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGuDDnM2sb
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe5mrcLzoOL
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D4JAvXmRn
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡItKVdBX5F8
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYrCAcdO7u
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLK5lUOjjru
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgiFTp0GTKL
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV9wINdnWCB
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfvDeglPL30
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tWRuDarjS
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtykLmaoLx
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdyj2cpbUs
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此大小之辯也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkpudNANYo
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQHZIx3o1H
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0AP2hlHOve
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGHAmrrI51
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGj8bPrYPSA
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahovWY4tNg
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYlOa54K4b
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1z0DNl9TJn
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtbdXOUJmbq
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdN4aQVxZi8
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDx1Att2Jcj
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbNhMGH3Yb
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATEOVT2C1V
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFv9QMqfY47
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzzJ4JvNoM
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5TBVwrq7w
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70tGIBPjHx
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyCiyspxEQ
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp7QmvNu7i
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpTWJBCATI
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXzImu1Fwe
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPQ8wsh0kz
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yypdfArtA
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVhngLLKtX
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJpjzXLr7Z
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnDBgKCKp3n
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQpWUNtD8r
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mnihKGNrP
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzCpOV4DLJ
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOW9XDEHcr
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUpKsDnMsn
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5H3TxHdmx
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrwN98vgqdk
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRqg8av2ZH
吾自視缺然。請致天下。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcErr3Q5NOo
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrcWtMWNtro
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzykAetcpQs
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡptkLZ3HrLF
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqKGDruvqq
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDogzIKmU5
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb0SapD2Uvt
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeebmJ2L4iG
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡznj95lUWr9
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmewnMLr5U7
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAoVo9cb1R
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJOgQVFjBkJ
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ686CaxVdGB
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHasgMqBxGv
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtJiu8gOOL
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXqlXDI1wCe
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡztMaUAPrwP
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hNtsPYSsO
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ldVL81sSH
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWXKLW8Mzu
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1tD0ZpMpxx
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EwSTaI6Li
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHUmH71E3Q
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5FbgbZRng5
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ949Lk3Mhr7
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZldx5QpnTV
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfktZgnfNtl
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPooVWkyP4G
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvR3JPpAyPP
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa5XdB7lEKx
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ZD4I4Nrud
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHko1wWivr
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvavL0SLqjs
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW4ICXHBaat
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDExLPSRrNZ
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbg6e6C3f6S
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JwfqIVf4w
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrADLMVe3QM
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJU2W6kLa6s
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8w9c6lGcpO
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjEIgbSoaj
不食五谷，吸風飲露；734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK8BivDAICq
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGaG4eGZKX
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYr31e9omZO
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlaAwjQQRi
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnddQyTU3UV
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFXksgZedp
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvUph5wBKGg
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjd8ZghVuq
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGqabpvzRw
吾以是狂而不信也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmerLkPv1aC
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoWELmEhcRV
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEysrhtbF3d
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpieEmrEa4m
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPWEwLqZHu
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlJSTrTUcfu
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ08XWA39PfS
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhMoGGzF52
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxQHAh72qLY
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jdBRrELQx
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmXeDV6Pxf3
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcILquu45zn
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ndRpU515S
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZY8VeweLcL
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaxIklKl2Jh
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8G5LViz0SB
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7x5iMyvvNh
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUAGpywq7I
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OnHY8caCu
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxrWOaOikef
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWBm4g08URW
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3O9q6kmeA9
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZmTZEP683Y
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkQgYio9g0
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf0BBxFbB33
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLolTW8ESL5
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Y5UpKITkF
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAlYGBkx1i
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUOAXqkduK
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcW43wbIVz
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUSiYw4wH8
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXbMCKCRP5
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOTgFRiaT3R
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcugXqqQgES
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvR7JI6i5V
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9p3aUZ1utQ
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCVnpp5owjg
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT0azcEYei3
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWlazF5ZEON
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcS1kfhXebS
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbtRJH1DqKG
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSRlIYcD8o
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdyVvvk16p
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoAERQJK6K
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0d8HuSY4XE
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU2WySWkLNO
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkuvRJGyBy7
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEQJ0y4lf0
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9qxBJJW9DR
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZiHtbDm4Y
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPJzKBLm6V
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBySln7SZ5Z
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ900njhsnXg
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3QLPTQI2K
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKCfT8dRri
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBefQIPMYxh
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMGWw7HuOV
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOJe8YqmLA
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43XebSk2Kl
客聞之，請買其方百金。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFIsOgrhei
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ48XwTIoQIv
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMIVXhm5F5
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMm6aIwJz6v
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuDKCf0lc3d
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlBf27UJzHA
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO7kqvMsVX8
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8QJmyoKfC
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKYXWxFw9M
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0Hbbuq02A
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdAhvZWP9Lh
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2ShMRNziX
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcgNWlMns4P
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBS7SzyTBoZ
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhztfByNYG5
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBSfMnu4BS
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSPm6VsY1DH
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2KK5mWiHIK
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3FQSlyzHj
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyOg6bXjKu3
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHxOHFsEQgx
而憂其瓠落無所容？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYt83mLkvZ
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSgO9KPJzN
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W68bvwRwK
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCKgK0p81m
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oZJqlTln7
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYfUclBKx6
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzICbdWdbul
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzz1XGCBtB5
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9mHxCRvPM
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYUyVqUKuhw
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAaR2z6K9fB
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6lqbvH8ag
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKvKuXaqKP
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0uSz7PrEo
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡINKvcRNrC8
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkZ0cofk4m
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdohGizHV0L
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx7Kov8d6AK
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85INOmHdzn
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1Llnh0UWs
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ymXktD2Vo
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjunDqNlkP7
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4B9GP89RL
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhZeaXKIjo
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOchfypiL8C
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIeFqYVbMc
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTY3Uiprr4A
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwtFRKcOoH
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD1QS9tByP
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3v7RHqJR0
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRLpfm11AB8
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWFaPujyWa
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEQlqySny3
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbToXNNBUvO
734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspCDgckiWl
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！734Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QC47SPufV
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