作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ7FC8vXql2北冥有魚，其名為鯤。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzo5TzW9leo
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1SPDSxbXA
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ4wKDsUYH
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioIael3Lx0
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt22yyMc1Hb
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZzr9NNdzk
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MV7ltTxvA
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIdAhFK5sXE
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmyohFJLzgg
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaYuKg9vmBt
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5IcuZRdKru
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BsvmJES5g
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秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCIE5d0OSTU
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTgUHvDkDf
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjZnIif2yHu
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民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4TLNc0PKH
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8R3Tltate
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4QiXB59BVU
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZraQu4bXeF
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjvvg6BqIw
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzGPpbUB89
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglsMQJTraC
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡobJ419fVLo
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51JxNzhH1r
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYwMVdJMwQ
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZkGcTfzHK
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWFsssnGbad
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1jcm0pfgZX
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS5ikyKIfVT
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeznwUVgCac
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCaIhtVm3o
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpzKM5EImgT
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMwIuOcqaf
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAOiiz5JNZ
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucjPlqf8f1
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6Mjp5SvOG
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvjSO8efnnu
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfuS2Oh7GNW
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnigf6pumNR
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO25kLwEL5F
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzB3GnGTyOs
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdg4VvIKg9
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLHpOdZDfdd
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ988pd3VVOb
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5zSuo6t1lH
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIV888c340
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaA8EYe8Zz
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteMomUxzYB
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdL9lq8zz8
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDn5qLsli1k
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBxGLT6TsG
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湯之問棘也是已：74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrZsQ4BuMk
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2kGXZtE6CE
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndjmFarhEd
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGyiDxMiDp
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcYGvllFMDk
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0f0yyE6kWK
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0qawMwcya
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwzpw7Ybdj8
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAWU07qMDCl
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9UdF2bRgu
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOzPIAW8nAL
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIoUDBAFNrW
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIfDrPzAca
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlVygy9ReXj
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVZHyqx80J
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimERCd1trY
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyOxgmYOvY
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOkcFXqGrR
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此大小之辯也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqiQeQ7BOV7
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtV8GA66hx
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcsdZV1xP1E
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjbqrXeHlQ
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzGRNFMPdCR
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6a3xC1Ljn
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7mSY9yLZLo
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDv1H2DIOX
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLW6K6Ev5p
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUW3pYKsCtg
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgf4clPiZko
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpfltEke7WH
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6mkiH9BHu
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ7JlAoFOvC
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX3xK0VG1f
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaOkEHvQKh
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmnKpVvpQbr
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6DBVYgCu6n
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKowaj1Aac
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1hQDcPTPj0
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYabmGlGIVR
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX8LBkAu9U
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRlRd2cUK7
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLF4TqFe1an
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ9EJ5GFWuR
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsJhNt69oP
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnjA22GIIDc
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzjFjBtMICb
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0d83gPMYs
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZyLERn7D5K
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1bkfjnv99u
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB82nNUKVxQ
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8EanYxT7H
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIQq6DkRzS
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSquwASv8LC
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9lFArjViT
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM09hwK91SV
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEI5ZoFqIAJ
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaDtr9dBb6
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPPCPeigXS
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCe66Gfkhr
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrOhgr6vJms
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPGz3MFJ2Z1
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqQKHhRd1d
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6gXFkJk3Lk
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fLV0tdRGe
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnF1lkl4FpQ
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZu6Lq6eDXU
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXfxHWQQWg
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzI4WudECq1
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ88DoGkkwbh
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNKZRHu4l6v
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIfj6VErsQ
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJgAJ8iddDk
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6GFlZMhEeK
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuX05G9nTm1
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8PrNbrAt6O
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdALeGsn4lK
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUWpmKBOk4U
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ivUxbmVgI
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJTj5EVTZ0
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO8ij3QvqLL
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1NFV7LA2Fz
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tIlNMbicX
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吾以是狂而不信也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqtxmAjWDZ
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFse0g0cyd
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10VBzJZsjj
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKzvujeADhC
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQMIMohvnJP
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHupcZIrzmI
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdSsZgKvEu
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡklZKyYsZyP
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyK8qd8HXDm
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYHqIgpbfX
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaQuihHqZE3
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl613xKjXVz
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbEDGWVnmU1
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqg8sjFcDC7
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡro8445ZrrU
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSaCkuhw8U
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFSkmZYN7g
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsI0vsPCiDc
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJS33e312a
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuTj0m8DEM
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡldAdgDskFu
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuYZohZKqDp
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbhgxPOgmv
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Kx1IMhkuR
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThBbx80mom
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRr7otQbKaF
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdS7oqfoME
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLD6S2AIdlT
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ511Y9qopPb
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AOatRKc45
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkapmXDV8mY
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOU6vtdmtIC
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJYR8lOMgX8
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfL2lhwyD0g
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客聞之，請買其方百金。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkCebKz0wQX
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5JIq0eZEe
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXx3bJNLJkB
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0HpI8qW74
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiI6lUP9Gyu
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfuZFc759e
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY6G4sATBgs
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6yHAynNFsX
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNmzRO9Lqq
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdwZV7xjVdL
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXdHw5wGQW
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74t60AEjvR
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2DOK9TgPK
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXPF3PgI9M
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而憂其瓠落無所容？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0yWDmGNgWD
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ19AQPEG5mP
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC6jyKGexXb
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbYlLOapugM
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjvyHGPSGO
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9spxwzGiYm
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIvthc965Q
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfikMPTs7S
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuwGXOT7UY
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPdh9073te
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4nkB3ipWqj
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVo99GiaNlD
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡME96fdoFaO
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5d8fTqqGM
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuqxExNRWs1
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKs7YAnR1Ny
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CEDhcr88T
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaTmiRWFJXs
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpuI38Zgz8o
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtiiPA9MgTJ
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOHawLjw1SE
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqlXIbySXOL
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdiIK41g6U
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwgRfrp7pe
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