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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,98Please respect copyright.PENANAGA6ymqpvam
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這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…98Please respect copyright.PENANAcTKdum6My1
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名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?98Please respect copyright.PENANAzlNA8M5hSn
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。98Please respect copyright.PENANA2DjbkMo8v9
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。98Please respect copyright.PENANA4EUs5tFmQo
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:98Please respect copyright.PENANAMPwN1nZiWJ
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:98Please respect copyright.PENANAoHv8LtbBQo
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,98Please respect copyright.PENANATlJ0oPvKfl
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。98Please respect copyright.PENANA8kaRlyGQiW
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,98Please respect copyright.PENANAf3eqVAYCqh
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,98Please respect copyright.PENANAyDir61Wpzu
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而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?98Please respect copyright.PENANAdKasa529It
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?98Please respect copyright.PENANAqg6IIdJFDj
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?98Please respect copyright.PENANAP7iZAt5DCN
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?98Please respect copyright.PENANA624dLMrvr4
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鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;98Please respect copyright.PENANAaXesXOW2ry
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,98Please respect copyright.PENANAQyBULnHcS8
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。98Please respect copyright.PENANAB6BQzyFvB6
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!98Please respect copyright.PENANA4sFFmr34DW
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!98Please respect copyright.PENANAc4iNVRmAmX
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!98Please respect copyright.PENANAHrpm7MNaQr
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。98Please respect copyright.PENANAragJXbBkMY
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…98Please respect copyright.PENANAhtpHPwuDHl
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。98Please respect copyright.PENANA7KRwcrV4JB
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。98Please respect copyright.PENANAUdIUYzRU0a
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。98Please respect copyright.PENANAGUfyrsZnwJ
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…98Please respect copyright.PENANAYqXGkWfcQg
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」98Please respect copyright.PENANADiQTRhlRFS
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?98Please respect copyright.PENANAADjykEuARl
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。98Please respect copyright.PENANApStfLkx7bc
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,98Please respect copyright.PENANA0MQklbYQLQ
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;98Please respect copyright.PENANAWiepy0K58W
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車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;98Please respect copyright.PENANAZ844C7DavD
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。98Please respect copyright.PENANAb68H9mhIoF
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。98Please respect copyright.PENANATnOYsr65BB
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吾以是狂而不信也。98Please respect copyright.PENANAZfl8XvuedT
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…98Please respect copyright.PENANAU7gJ5JacPM
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老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。98Please respect copyright.PENANAG3i97byGAd
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。98Please respect copyright.PENANAOOyt6VmRqI
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~98Please respect copyright.PENANAo7MGgTSPAs
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,98Please respect copyright.PENANAnfiWIoS5gi
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,98Please respect copyright.PENANANFpzlGtev3
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!98Please respect copyright.PENANAOKq6H9vzeL
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!98Please respect copyright.PENANAR1qhBMX40t
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,98Please respect copyright.PENANADAV4GCdcbr
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,98Please respect copyright.PENANAY3tpk4bi9c
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。98Please respect copyright.PENANAvJDqNk31wf
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。98Please respect copyright.PENANAtuiWTD15Wa
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!98Please respect copyright.PENANAUNExesShtp
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…98Please respect copyright.PENANAwWUPTNsUTo
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。98Please respect copyright.PENANAlA3s7s8DHF
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,98Please respect copyright.PENANArQ54F3UWU2
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。98Please respect copyright.PENANAat4eWcH5Po
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,98Please respect copyright.PENANAKhfQlUTgQO
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。98Please respect copyright.PENANAnOPr2MDKRs
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。98Please respect copyright.PENANA8CKns6hmm8
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。98Please respect copyright.PENANAFmhlwYV1Rq
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院98Please respect copyright.PENANAa7h7dA75vQ
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。98Please respect copyright.PENANAVaxdv4br53
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。98Please respect copyright.PENANASga9nnJutf
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。98Please respect copyright.PENANAEtJcGfgRHm
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。98Please respect copyright.PENANAUzC5J0ttuW
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」98Please respect copyright.PENANAwR9f3QujHb
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~98Please respect copyright.PENANAFCKhHthbWM
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。98Please respect copyright.PENANAwHO94oH95d
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。98Please respect copyright.PENANAqtfy0wJohe
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。98Please respect copyright.PENANAh7R6hWuY5A
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。98Please respect copyright.PENANAcw3r44XOsf
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客聞之,請買其方百金。98Please respect copyright.PENANAPR1HXjDrhJ
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。98Please respect copyright.PENANA2uf5WkaU9D
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。98Please respect copyright.PENANATbxUTudxWv
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,98Please respect copyright.PENANAgY0w4WReQ0
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。98Please respect copyright.PENANAqMGXGzrU7n
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。98Please respect copyright.PENANAqnlqUqnLEd
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。98Please respect copyright.PENANAC2zjZgTra0
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!98Please respect copyright.PENANAPBob2iBp4g
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。98Please respect copyright.PENANAyyn7RnoKPz
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,98Please respect copyright.PENANALEa9PcsqCw
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。98Please respect copyright.PENANAayLyGDW4oL
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…98Please respect copyright.PENANAD9pNjf0LGD
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,98Please respect copyright.PENANAoYqax6Ntbc
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,98Please respect copyright.PENANAeOmECFTDqA
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而憂其瓠落無所容?98Please respect copyright.PENANA8pWzztGnWR
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?98Please respect copyright.PENANAAbGWPjBJX2
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!98Please respect copyright.PENANAwxzs79WNxT
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~98Please respect copyright.PENANAF74m3UFEED
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,98Please respect copyright.PENANANjeELvUlTI
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,98Please respect copyright.PENANAks2RAPvRzX
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。98Please respect copyright.PENANANwx2bix5Er
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。98Please respect copyright.PENANANZTQQuFmle
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。98Please respect copyright.PENANAsEeZHpieuX
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~98Please respect copyright.PENANAFiWz9M3O8p
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;98Please respect copyright.PENANAxMlLM3b4hG
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;98Please respect copyright.PENANA1XZYw8KzWT
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。98Please respect copyright.PENANA1zCnloqxtH
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…98Please respect copyright.PENANAdvFctbkdLh
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。98Please respect copyright.PENANAw8h8vCxV90
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,98Please respect copyright.PENANADnvizZuUdf
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。98Please respect copyright.PENANA9nwqw233Xd
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~98Please respect copyright.PENANA4BAAUazo5M
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,98Please respect copyright.PENANAqv4XWAZZEX
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長98Please respect copyright.PENANAdJzNjtYTR3
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。98Please respect copyright.PENANAHAzLxwmxv1
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,98Please respect copyright.PENANAvJK4x4xvXp
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!98Please respect copyright.PENANAePKNAijXPP
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~98Please respect copyright.PENANAYlyJp6NXBL
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