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後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQtPlkn28BU
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrJiq9DLtRW
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLQaDe7NtTa
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqK5JbemWId
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIRXr3cNZU
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIyQ7END3W5
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4Q56tUS4v
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTpeKvldpdh
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RCrFWYxlt
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdp4Aw2pdGT
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台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA4wwQWw7G
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvP7866E0LQ
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eEOMZ2agM
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kMbtSh7S3
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZiDO4CRfT
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湯之問棘也是已：110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNV7VTz6NJ6
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPaCHpbrWR
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxkDtdcz1V
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzKQbrgmTc
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaWRvzkIMTK
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzjtqvVGRO
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKk6BPGVytO
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjboDFO8Av0
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS86YJWFEv8
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtOkSrZGzzc
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwb9CaTzPx4
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1SiTkhATR
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQir0VCTusr
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqsrJlL0WF
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiXPKXKmRfO
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSceHWcsj3H
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7lvn6LldMk
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMCfcepUEs4
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjWK9J1UFs
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4g4hvubaW
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmgc6pV8kA
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像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOUW463t2bN
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3eze9WHzNl
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Cf5Gm9aok
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5guEvEAcdo
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym0OsHaBSz
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOxPjbkXLxa
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa6xbUZS4BL
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOVYqaBW2x1
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3Ten5g3e5
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE60DwbeteM
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAPoPdu5gI
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZvSZ9pboTp
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbo01NPehVv
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3fx3oXfNR
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYfFZ3uelq
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbq6rYaPWpD
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4B3JB6dQr
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMBpY0L4oA
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXDey2dzOhX
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpeN1ua51gr
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCr2R055zTn
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwiBkj5uo7K
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfT2iL2nQBg
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8zPtSVYh2
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnucpNXsbO4
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2d1SGTOEa
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF8VSxIPZTE
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lGhmzXgnB
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而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡElBzd9i39b
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHdxouTXr9l
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwun83BimFr
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnF5LaYJB8
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5DCtLF532K
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvz7aETkDCW
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMujoX54286
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEGUPkN9Yq
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVWQjUVoW4
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKIaExvsHt
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TAZJUTFiQ
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMAsWeZrGH
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCuJN4Nu8r
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxR8taO9oou
110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNycN4r1A8
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWOLryzvl3E
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAvV4GKd48
110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIZVgbIlCKV
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGKw8i5DE9
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirJNmOu72z
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8k2EslK6Z
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTorDcOrGVu
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡST3cWHFhsL
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlaIZnwr4r
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4WEgSmV9P
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHraS99fGAj
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4Z6JgZ6c9
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUA5MKf2qQ
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmjWs2dr8p
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA3jb96Vp8l
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吾以是狂而不信也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdfPaISna0
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNL47WedSEm
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7MMgl9DBN
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgMY7dY9mRz
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyOAk5WtIy
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYkf6xegU5
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNlTCWeHSHp
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZoLevjsLd
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf2R9FNnmF5
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM64bRjHaMt
110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡok4bJgjJay
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqB6zgTXDy
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qF7CwqjHc
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fIKlh0feE
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh5toHZO1H
110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ONyF4PNFP
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6O5Oyr6zGl
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeuCjX11XP2
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKk2BMr9jFu
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJVwSa5swe
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Kb7mXzvge
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMXUiP5niB
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuneFvAD45U
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj5HgZZ64no
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhWjGtwyne5
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBq6cRNiS8u
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzTASz3o8rC
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd22jeU7xMg
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZMgzEQD3Y4
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFc7IvmCDUp
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uum48dHcc
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRoUAUgdxb
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiY06W64qU
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxBPug7w5Cg
110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jNXoeqnV5
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOoTOuQUyg
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP5SEA9L7en
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客聞之，請買其方百金。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNo9bhXF7Se
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHjglTp70D
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJ9uUqrAyj
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOW18cm1Bu2
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcm5lQ0MhBk
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBpgCytZz4t
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiisoEioqA0
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLbp2OXvNxz
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDLS1pbqQL
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBXPDLN8zl
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡruYcmZBxpr
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjP3gFG1tPB
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtEuF1uhzU
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISKL8psaTi
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而憂其瓠落無所容？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIM0cr2HIC
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBruldDLGNF
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo0Ia1VC4Cl
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGeMbA0OlGC
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWLH8ba73rb
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBKE9LhJIwo
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSv2ADdKKhb
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSWB2ISMro
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGbGgPU0Ab
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx4986R0Ti
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXlYEBNyCn
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOUOX2VP3P
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRImcG1Ouzq
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkeM8cP41S
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJicWZdKuN
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡam7p9gBYlC
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmtyzpyNa3
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAkpIJyYlxj
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwIE5h4E4e
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHFz7njFmEd
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOBdsHvwlA
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3fkaDDQZi
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTho7K5Chr
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～110Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2usnE51u4
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結論：大人的世界好骯髒……copyright protection106ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM4GokYAlZ
