
北冥有魚,其名為鯤。787Please respect copyright.PENANAI58UDv7OAB
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。787Please respect copyright.PENANA0F8h5UM1rg
787Please respect copyright.PENANAuLmZ5ocN0K
鯤之大,不知幾千里也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAsbIlt3odhz
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…787Please respect copyright.PENANAjaZwn9BTNc
787Please respect copyright.PENANAkY5bhBMVOV
化而為鳥,其名為鵬,787Please respect copyright.PENANAGVkIfep9dr
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,787Please respect copyright.PENANAvSjJqF7W58
787Please respect copyright.PENANAWp25pqNjJQ
鵬之背,不知幾千里也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAdq9sjQkX89
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…787Please respect copyright.PENANAjHfNQs4lOU
787Please respect copyright.PENANAm8yTfazSZW
怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,787Please respect copyright.PENANAeWJAu2T74Y
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,787Please respect copyright.PENANAHBpFnyZu0M
787Please respect copyright.PENANAyTr9UbBEUe
是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,787Please respect copyright.PENANAtC4BkaO2EB
這個黨啊,等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去,787Please respect copyright.PENANA2KedJvZLPT
787Please respect copyright.PENANAsJfohVRraD
南冥者,天池也。787Please respect copyright.PENANACVJMwxmzx2
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…787Please respect copyright.PENANAEq5kbnPShy
787Please respect copyright.PENANA6vMcpLfwlE
787Please respect copyright.PENANAGLeCBtsvN1
787Please respect copyright.PENANABsSWRV9IZw
齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:787Please respect copyright.PENANAih8NLrjzrJ
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:787Please respect copyright.PENANAngZuGY9Jq1
787Please respect copyright.PENANAIE7c1HWKHH
鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,787Please respect copyright.PENANAKvLHut5sPY
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,787Please respect copyright.PENANA0srL4fpiVd
787Please respect copyright.PENANA1w8wH6uLFw
摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAELDhgZIgmK
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…787Please respect copyright.PENANAZC6YLSOYlZ
787Please respect copyright.PENANAOspRlbwFfd
野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也787Please respect copyright.PENANA8eXUI17mZH
滿山遍野的廣告,鋪天蓋地的文宣,還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…787Please respect copyright.PENANAapJeuszx82
787Please respect copyright.PENANAf7v8WS9IWY
天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?787Please respect copyright.PENANAxEjo7RGfoM
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?787Please respect copyright.PENANAm8blgMwhHZ
787Please respect copyright.PENANAbrbAK8hEca
其視下,亦若是則己矣。787Please respect copyright.PENANAW2pP62qucI
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!787Please respect copyright.PENANA8L4auP0oIA
787Please respect copyright.PENANAJOTfsMlytc
787Please respect copyright.PENANAkMrXcPQ55Z
787Please respect copyright.PENANAlGqAfpa1YT
且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,787Please respect copyright.PENANA3vwFntzp9C
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,787Please respect copyright.PENANAiI62dEMTkE
787Please respect copyright.PENANAQQMohgLlIS
覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,787Please respect copyright.PENANA5LphPnpIWd
只要人氣足以選上縣長,七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1,787Please respect copyright.PENANAztuMJvanYh
787Please respect copyright.PENANATN5QhWguse
置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAZSx6EJ7vtL
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…787Please respect copyright.PENANAckoI3XXYOD
787Please respect copyright.PENANAc3s79EvpZb
故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,787Please respect copyright.PENANAslNWKuWXZT
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。787Please respect copyright.PENANAYJJbzKhCHx
787Please respect copyright.PENANA4SAm6oR3s8
而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南787Please respect copyright.PENANAaBW8TI1YuQ
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…787Please respect copyright.PENANAUicQck2PqS
787Please respect copyright.PENANAuRi9dh7pnY
787Please respect copyright.PENANAJbUusAL9Dv
787Please respect copyright.PENANAc4Czj0jyPQ
蜩與學鳩笑之曰:我決起而飛,槍榆枋而止,787Please respect copyright.PENANA8YXhHH5iZI
小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,787Please respect copyright.PENANABqibxKvoCd
787Please respect copyright.PENANAWGa1pGsnx7
時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?787Please respect copyright.PENANAVGwPlXWmOz
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?787Please respect copyright.PENANAeLjAjIjJSX
787Please respect copyright.PENANAvydYU2hnGR
適蒼莽者,三滄而反,腹猶果然,787Please respect copyright.PENANAz49zyV6LUO
欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,787Please respect copyright.PENANAXfNnW7xqeO
787Please respect copyright.PENANA08LmGW96cG
適百里者,宿舂糧,787Please respect copyright.PENANAfNN8l2Es0S
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,787Please respect copyright.PENANANUtMRXhFRG
787Please respect copyright.PENANAkgC3gT0f6M
適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?787Please respect copyright.PENANA81gJYEJA4q
但是只要欠銀行三億,銀行就是你家開的,你小確幸懂個屁!787Please respect copyright.PENANA32bUpbWOx2
787Please respect copyright.PENANAljdQPecEAy
787Please respect copyright.PENANApsZRHiCUrq
787Please respect copyright.PENANAyHlTtndPPa
小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?787Please respect copyright.PENANAr0xE6xe3P6
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?787Please respect copyright.PENANAviBP4frMPz
787Please respect copyright.PENANAPFnmnXJ6xv
朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAkYYL8s08tw
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…787Please respect copyright.PENANAy6jud1OJ3g
787Please respect copyright.PENANArqwcbIjwsu
楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。787Please respect copyright.PENANAh4K9c15mgU
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,787Please respect copyright.PENANAijdiW0ekRq
787Please respect copyright.PENANAE4OrQQFlqo
上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAr4tmcFs8aE
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…787Please respect copyright.PENANAh0Mgat0sXk
787Please respect copyright.PENANAFHrSWfoaov
而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!787Please respect copyright.PENANAOfeIXX9AcN
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…787Please respect copyright.PENANABnbTq9rh66
787Please respect copyright.PENANA5B7yJp6x21
787Please respect copyright.PENANA7UpPHTECoB
787Please respect copyright.PENANAZX2X8mklaP
湯之問棘也是已:787Please respect copyright.PENANAiVoSo7g3gi
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:787Please respect copyright.PENANAyB8ejh4Zw8
787Please respect copyright.PENANA46GIa08JRC
窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAKzXIdUvFbz
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,787Please respect copyright.PENANAG5R4B9pDoe
787Please respect copyright.PENANAM5q4ncey8B
有魚焉,其廣數千里,未有知其脩者,其名為鯤787Please respect copyright.PENANAyr6d2yBKrA
秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…787Please respect copyright.PENANAJdPbSMrxnB
787Please respect copyright.PENANA38yfKAni7Z
有鳥焉,其名為鵬,787Please respect copyright.PENANAyaCuTtjxoJ
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,787Please respect copyright.PENANA3SHItBZHhO
787Please respect copyright.PENANAOkvTifkcho
背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,787Please respect copyright.PENANAkUsTdveR4f
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…787Please respect copyright.PENANAMf6sYyAs6r
787Please respect copyright.PENANAvEezRTilwn
絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAcbh2HYTat7
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…787Please respect copyright.PENANAks6JgK3ysd
787Please respect copyright.PENANADMmNARtHqA
斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?787Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZDgRtkbGb
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?787Please respect copyright.PENANAqzY40ZSFm7
787Please respect copyright.PENANATHthHKVhtx
我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,787Please respect copyright.PENANAcjUrQkK6v1
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,787Please respect copyright.PENANAJbuAFpw9dr
787Please respect copyright.PENANAqYhVJ3jomS
翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?787Please respect copyright.PENANAa0CaSNoh4t
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?787Please respect copyright.PENANAf1cAMEy4gx
787Please respect copyright.PENANA5QkpURJTRr
此大小之辯也。787Please respect copyright.PENANALYbJO1zeh8
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!787Please respect copyright.PENANAiSNCCwRz0u
787Please respect copyright.PENANAIPsxHzu4cJ
787Please respect copyright.PENANAHoyby9XqXU
787Please respect copyright.PENANAZJO7oZl3H3
故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,787Please respect copyright.PENANArkAelqFVME
所以,買了個美國大學文憑,當了個黨團書記,787Please respect copyright.PENANAkXv2zLzJt0
787Please respect copyright.PENANAZm46d6ZnDY
德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。787Please respect copyright.PENANAGGutmjLW0B
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。787Please respect copyright.PENANAxClt2ar3uw
787Please respect copyright.PENANAUfqj4VW4wa
而宋榮子猶然笑之。787Please respect copyright.PENANAh4oTA4zPZW
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~787Please respect copyright.PENANAfzbHNNiRsn
787Please respect copyright.PENANAwQOgWcg83h
且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。787Please respect copyright.PENANAO881OCpe6k
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…787Please respect copyright.PENANADs2BskFKJQ
787Please respect copyright.PENANAjuI84efPQR
定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。787Please respect copyright.PENANA7ib3tja4vN
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。787Please respect copyright.PENANAzf6ejNorBd
787Please respect copyright.PENANAWZpA75rD0y
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAEOZezsonAD
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…787Please respect copyright.PENANA2OILH3Owwo
787Please respect copyright.PENANAJjNnxFyPVW
787Please respect copyright.PENANATlPvZLNURs
787Please respect copyright.PENANAnKQDoHqCGb
夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,787Please respect copyright.PENANAOeLi4zcQPY
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,787Please respect copyright.PENANAkDIA0pHv94
787Please respect copyright.PENANAcLNf09NLvo
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。787Please respect copyright.PENANAHPfAoD7ViM
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。787Please respect copyright.PENANA3y7GPTXFxh
787Please respect copyright.PENANAPBTHo84eCz
此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAJz09WqWDzG
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,787Please respect copyright.PENANAEAplh6VcEG
787Please respect copyright.PENANAcpW6plfqbv
夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!787Please respect copyright.PENANAdaN2WMHmxo
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。787Please respect copyright.PENANAjyDgo4iYVg
787Please respect copyright.PENANA1HBFUHOmxr
故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。787Please respect copyright.PENANAzbGtn5YweI
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。787Please respect copyright.PENANAjYNfJ3LbfF
787Please respect copyright.PENANAuiKeUTnuA7
787Please respect copyright.PENANAxeTyiJjYv5
787Please respect copyright.PENANAk0VfH9pdCf
堯讓天下于許由,曰:787Please respect copyright.PENANAlNgxanfXj8
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:787Please respect copyright.PENANA56JDZzDPWO
787Please respect copyright.PENANAqP2C4jjtoN
「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!787Please respect copyright.PENANA3lnZL1g6gB
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!787Please respect copyright.PENANA4xSr749mHq
787Please respect copyright.PENANAPZ6iChSF7V
時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!787Please respect copyright.PENANACy0S4oWgKz
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!787Please respect copyright.PENANAqYy90R3hcA
787Please respect copyright.PENANANkjgCMqMPv
夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,787Please respect copyright.PENANABt68P9ZrPJ
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,787Please respect copyright.PENANAcYXZSAaz0w
787Please respect copyright.PENANAGddaSoQSPU
吾自視缺然。請致天下。787Please respect copyright.PENANACZQMRW9mqa
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…787Please respect copyright.PENANAMqrRFrziKT
787Please respect copyright.PENANANH60SFA3G9
許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,787Please respect copyright.PENANA1kLDg9G5po
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,787Please respect copyright.PENANAwhCkxjziq4
787Please respect copyright.PENANAx4iHCjzois
而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?787Please respect copyright.PENANApQq1rgmaip
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?787Please respect copyright.PENANAjYdn6uqPk3
787Please respect copyright.PENANACNZerQlOvS
名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?787Please respect copyright.PENANAcRy3RqC8eC
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?787Please respect copyright.PENANAj0uAKP6bd5
787Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q3tkaV4iB
鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;787Please respect copyright.PENANAJ89gQOPIiy
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,787Please respect copyright.PENANAi3BTuQWAWy
787Please respect copyright.PENANACX8s2tX5lI
偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。787Please respect copyright.PENANAlaguEI3Yrc
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!787Please respect copyright.PENANAkzngqAx07f
787Please respect copyright.PENANAjiF3BkBprg
歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!787Please respect copyright.PENANAwJUWSeC20I
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!787Please respect copyright.PENANAR7hh1LO5gi
787Please respect copyright.PENANAO4sFYLn5fN
庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。787Please respect copyright.PENANAGlxOkz8j9l
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…787Please respect copyright.PENANAT1gc8vuyj3
787Please respect copyright.PENANALv9n2zEhNN
787Please respect copyright.PENANAIl5RvLvlhk
787Please respect copyright.PENANAyUHkbCx6XS
肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。787Please respect copyright.PENANA6D7cqLLY5F
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。787Please respect copyright.PENANARwDXJITVtH
787Please respect copyright.PENANAivTnJbAFUy
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。787Please respect copyright.PENANAPr0WsDOHOZ
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…787Please respect copyright.PENANAuMo2qv7Hao
787Please respect copyright.PENANAXQHSX7H5z0
連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」787Please respect copyright.PENANAZL7QgEJC65
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?787Please respect copyright.PENANAZwOUtOO9Id
787Please respect copyright.PENANAZluOubxyiD
曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。787Please respect copyright.PENANAboqwAEQXnW
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,787Please respect copyright.PENANAe7Y7KqNZqp
787Please respect copyright.PENANA67Vsuq9MO6
肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;787Please respect copyright.PENANAw9QoBjt1YC
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。787Please respect copyright.PENANAYpphLEAQeA
787Please respect copyright.PENANAWsL7JjR7In
不食五谷,吸風飲露;787Please respect copyright.PENANA3h0I4WTlq1
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;787Please respect copyright.PENANATxxZPC3CYi
787Please respect copyright.PENANADAJHvq3WXh
乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;787Please respect copyright.PENANAWFUPG7jfVk
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;787Please respect copyright.PENANAMto6CT7Bca
787Please respect copyright.PENANAnEFj5dtCUv
其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。787Please respect copyright.PENANAO0s44c7KoS
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。787Please respect copyright.PENANATbxoeuBo5h
787Please respect copyright.PENANAoE3P3G6Guk
吾以是狂而不信也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAFgNRKZmxqc
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…787Please respect copyright.PENANAmFaV2QGt2v
787Please respect copyright.PENANALmB5TXp7rd
787Please respect copyright.PENANAjNn8dZkz1v
787Please respect copyright.PENANAarcA5rJQnT
連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。787Please respect copyright.PENANAMqP8DsPfQ5
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。787Please respect copyright.PENANAljoVc4OQOM
787Please respect copyright.PENANAxJJDE83Wak
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAgMqThowlzs
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~787Please respect copyright.PENANAQ28Kekl3vl
787Please respect copyright.PENANAM39DEZlZBu
之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,787Please respect copyright.PENANAKKzrvoGuUZ
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,787Please respect copyright.PENANADZOB4K0SGU
787Please respect copyright.PENANANE540yT4uY
世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!787Please respect copyright.PENANA0wMidYOmpF
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!787Please respect copyright.PENANAouzFCs0Uc2
787Please respect copyright.PENANAG6zsS7bPEV
之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,787Please respect copyright.PENANAqOInN78WpO
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,787Please respect copyright.PENANA0eW2D564lc
787Please respect copyright.PENANAAAA4qNV8hX
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。787Please respect copyright.PENANA2RzujvpGQs
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。787Please respect copyright.PENANAG0qKJfdAnz
787Please respect copyright.PENANAmJzcZyLgUj
是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!787Please respect copyright.PENANAJkDkdIhzEA
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…787Please respect copyright.PENANA4k4M9NPGnk
787Please respect copyright.PENANAQo0bbBsDoY
787Please respect copyright.PENANAm84SjlxKJA
787Please respect copyright.PENANAZx9CtStkER
宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。787Please respect copyright.PENANATOjSvukiqL
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,787Please respect copyright.PENANAxBhHoanpJk
787Please respect copyright.PENANAxx0hO4jZMH
堯治天下之民,平海內之政。787Please respect copyright.PENANAYcjZ6Qd5S2
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,787Please respect copyright.PENANAlWvuDHKd7H
787Please respect copyright.PENANAkTl5ECZ5Q1
往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。787Please respect copyright.PENANACtTG4q72c9
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。787Please respect copyright.PENANAfolJVrSfWM
787Please respect copyright.PENANAsgq1tY5x1B
787Please respect copyright.PENANAmF0pYpsQw2
787Please respect copyright.PENANAY9OxVSpJeg
惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。787Please respect copyright.PENANA9yVmNW750d
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院787Please respect copyright.PENANAOTljjKAm40
787Please respect copyright.PENANAZPibEHeli8
以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。787Please respect copyright.PENANAO8jYHXQheq
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。787Please respect copyright.PENANAzdvktWwvwA
787Please respect copyright.PENANAK2G8qst21u
剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。787Please respect copyright.PENANAtUjLQkcIt1
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。787Please respect copyright.PENANAyQuYTisSnK
787Please respect copyright.PENANAJB4KFJ1NEn
非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」787Please respect copyright.PENANAILVJ0wP8c4
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~787Please respect copyright.PENANAbR6AS7H546
787Please respect copyright.PENANAYqxOClZyOT
787Please respect copyright.PENANAKclXdOi7bW
787Please respect copyright.PENANAYNPLDGRjym
莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。787Please respect copyright.PENANAAcDxK3p8TO
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。787Please respect copyright.PENANA6VUxPDrq2H
787Please respect copyright.PENANAdDxv5aGwA2
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。787Please respect copyright.PENANAZs2ksotDCA
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。787Please respect copyright.PENANAReBMLu0Sbt
787Please respect copyright.PENANAmSEkSe9eU6
客聞之,請買其方百金。787Please respect copyright.PENANAPHmhmoVA3n
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。787Please respect copyright.PENANAWPPF2FE3dL
787Please respect copyright.PENANAJSxkvlXETw
聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。787Please respect copyright.PENANARzDjguGE9W
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,787Please respect copyright.PENANAuZXh78aBhx
787Please respect copyright.PENANAFadI0aQk94
今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。787Please respect copyright.PENANAwypLn9wSfI
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。787Please respect copyright.PENANAEV3CS7welS
787Please respect copyright.PENANACNVdPGTAYU
客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。787Please respect copyright.PENANAK2ehfM3JIu
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!787Please respect copyright.PENANASGYcQ9dMP9
787Please respect copyright.PENANABgNtJujjsE
冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。787Please respect copyright.PENANAC1YkQusis8
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,787Please respect copyright.PENANAPM27G8ShB6
787Please respect copyright.PENANAc4aPUTACof
能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。787Please respect copyright.PENANANa1NOkEX0N
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…787Please respect copyright.PENANAam6rxvNYT3
787Please respect copyright.PENANAKrcNVdsofh
今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,787Please respect copyright.PENANANVpckTxa0A
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,787Please respect copyright.PENANAETpkOx8z8j
787Please respect copyright.PENANA2fm40EHDNt
而憂其瓠落無所容?787Please respect copyright.PENANAuUy7zjrRfx
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?787Please respect copyright.PENANAVRQdEzMdaF
787Please respect copyright.PENANAu59UJL4Uef
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!787Please respect copyright.PENANAeIe1A1vJRq
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~787Please respect copyright.PENANADnuOARheOj
787Please respect copyright.PENANAtz8TCRqjVg
787Please respect copyright.PENANABM9EOvAlZE
787Please respect copyright.PENANASRicE9mE9p
惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,787Please respect copyright.PENANAvvthexaPnv
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,787Please respect copyright.PENANAjiwp1XPLqy
787Please respect copyright.PENANAY1FPlolqE8
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。787Please respect copyright.PENANAuBd1C3clvo
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。787Please respect copyright.PENANAjuigwmNT7k
787Please respect copyright.PENANAPidfn8HthK
今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。787Please respect copyright.PENANABzALqAKIFs
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~787Please respect copyright.PENANAikGSnDJ6yn
787Please respect copyright.PENANAlNgvd2H7D7
莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;787Please respect copyright.PENANA8tmRHdeXKd
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;787Please respect copyright.PENANA4gzOuEfxMI
787Please respect copyright.PENANAzhJqp0L5kA
東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。787Please respect copyright.PENANASJUCSV46bK
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…787Please respect copyright.PENANABKDn4Ncbyo
787Please respect copyright.PENANAU42fgLm6mh
今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。787Please respect copyright.PENANASUXGTkJzWz
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,787Please respect copyright.PENANAv2WxBn3JA8
787Please respect copyright.PENANA6V3kZWYQ3O
此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。787Please respect copyright.PENANAytUU3qNhhV
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~787Please respect copyright.PENANA7LuQsLF6ez
787Please respect copyright.PENANAf8si6sGIsw
今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,787Please respect copyright.PENANAkCy6msbjTX
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長787Please respect copyright.PENANAhHhVq6GogX
787Please respect copyright.PENANAHfRO8s4s3o
彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。787Please respect copyright.PENANAiJ9pdB89qr
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,787Please respect copyright.PENANAVQLzD3Q6To
787Please respect copyright.PENANAT3VdtJXIam
不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!787Please respect copyright.PENANAdChSC2n8WM
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~787Please respect copyright.PENANAVHPgJT2Kzf
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……