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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,74Please respect copyright.PENANAt22yyMc1Hb
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大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:74Please respect copyright.PENANA2kGXZtE6CE
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秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…74Please respect copyright.PENANA0f0yyE6kWK
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有鳥焉,其名為鵬,74Please respect copyright.PENANAu0qawMwcya
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,74Please respect copyright.PENANAwzpw7Ybdj8
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背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,74Please respect copyright.PENANAAWU07qMDCl
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…74Please respect copyright.PENANAN9UdF2bRgu
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絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOzPIAW8nAL
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…74Please respect copyright.PENANAIoUDBAFNrW
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名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?74Please respect copyright.PENANAlVygy9ReXj
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?74Please respect copyright.PENANAyyOxgmYOvY
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAxOkcFXqGrR
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzGRNFMPdCR
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。74Please respect copyright.PENANAR6a3xC1Ljn
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。74Please respect copyright.PENANA7mSY9yLZLo
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~74Please respect copyright.PENANARDv1H2DIOX
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdLW6K6Ev5p
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…74Please respect copyright.PENANAUW3pYKsCtg
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAgf4clPiZko
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。74Please respect copyright.PENANApfltEke7WH
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。74Please respect copyright.PENANAf6mkiH9BHu
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…74Please respect copyright.PENANAZ7JlAoFOvC
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,74Please respect copyright.PENANApX3xK0VG1f
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,74Please respect copyright.PENANAsaOkEHvQKh
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。74Please respect copyright.PENANAmnKpVvpQbr
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。74Please respect copyright.PENANA6DBVYgCu6n
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此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。74Please respect copyright.PENANALKowaj1Aac
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夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!74Please respect copyright.PENANAYabmGlGIVR
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUX8LBkAu9U
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。74Please respect copyright.PENANAGRlRd2cUK7
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。74Please respect copyright.PENANALF4TqFe1an
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:74Please respect copyright.PENANAZ9EJ5GFWuR
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:74Please respect copyright.PENANAGsJhNt69oP
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「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!74Please respect copyright.PENANAnjA22GIIDc
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!74Please respect copyright.PENANAzjFjBtMICb
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!74Please respect copyright.PENANAx0d83gPMYs
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!74Please respect copyright.PENANAZyLERn7D5K
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,74Please respect copyright.PENANA1bkfjnv99u
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,74Please respect copyright.PENANAB82nNUKVxQ
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。74Please respect copyright.PENANAP8EanYxT7H
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…74Please respect copyright.PENANAnIQq6DkRzS
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,74Please respect copyright.PENANASquwASv8LC
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,74Please respect copyright.PENANAP9lFArjViT
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而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAM09hwK91SV
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?74Please respect copyright.PENANAEI5ZoFqIAJ
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAjaDtr9dBb6
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?74Please respect copyright.PENANAxPPCPeigXS
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鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;74Please respect copyright.PENANAtCe66Gfkhr
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,74Please respect copyright.PENANArOhgr6vJms
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。74Please respect copyright.PENANAPGz3MFJ2Z1
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!74Please respect copyright.PENANAtqQKHhRd1d
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!74Please respect copyright.PENANA6gXFkJk3Lk
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!74Please respect copyright.PENANA5fLV0tdRGe
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAnF1lkl4FpQ
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…74Please respect copyright.PENANAZu6Lq6eDXU
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。74Please respect copyright.PENANAgXfxHWQQWg
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。74Please respect copyright.PENANAzI4WudECq1
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。74Please respect copyright.PENANA88DoGkkwbh
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…74Please respect copyright.PENANANKZRHu4l6v
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」74Please respect copyright.PENANAGIfj6VErsQ
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?74Please respect copyright.PENANAJgAJ8iddDk
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。74Please respect copyright.PENANA6GFlZMhEeK
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,74Please respect copyright.PENANAuX05G9nTm1
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;74Please respect copyright.PENANA8PrNbrAt6O
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAdALeGsn4lK
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;74Please respect copyright.PENANATJTj5EVTZ0
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;74Please respect copyright.PENANAO8ij3QvqLL
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。74Please respect copyright.PENANA1NFV7LA2Fz
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。74Please respect copyright.PENANA2tIlNMbicX
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吾以是狂而不信也。74Please respect copyright.PENANARqtxmAjWDZ
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…74Please respect copyright.PENANAwFse0g0cyd
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。74Please respect copyright.PENANA10VBzJZsjj
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。74Please respect copyright.PENANAKzvujeADhC
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。74Please respect copyright.PENANAQMIMohvnJP
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~74Please respect copyright.PENANAHupcZIrzmI
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,74Please respect copyright.PENANAKdSsZgKvEu
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,74Please respect copyright.PENANAklZKyYsZyP
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!74Please respect copyright.PENANAyK8qd8HXDm
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!74Please respect copyright.PENANArYHqIgpbfX
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,74Please respect copyright.PENANAaQuihHqZE3
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,74Please respect copyright.PENANAl613xKjXVz
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbEDGWVnmU1
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAqg8sjFcDC7
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!74Please respect copyright.PENANAro8445ZrrU
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…74Please respect copyright.PENANAtSaCkuhw8U
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。74Please respect copyright.PENANARFSkmZYN7g
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,74Please respect copyright.PENANAsI0vsPCiDc
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。74Please respect copyright.PENANAaJS33e312a
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,74Please respect copyright.PENANAiuTj0m8DEM
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。74Please respect copyright.PENANAldAdgDskFu
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。74Please respect copyright.PENANAuYZohZKqDp
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。74Please respect copyright.PENANADbhgxPOgmv
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院74Please respect copyright.PENANA2Kx1IMhkuR
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。74Please respect copyright.PENANAThBbx80mom
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。74Please respect copyright.PENANARr7otQbKaF
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。74Please respect copyright.PENANAwdS7oqfoME
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。74Please respect copyright.PENANALD6S2AIdlT
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」74Please respect copyright.PENANA511Y9qopPb
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~74Please respect copyright.PENANA3AOatRKc45
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。74Please respect copyright.PENANAkapmXDV8mY
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOU6vtdmtIC
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。74Please respect copyright.PENANAJYR8lOMgX8
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。74Please respect copyright.PENANAfL2lhwyD0g
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客聞之,請買其方百金。74Please respect copyright.PENANAkCebKz0wQX
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。74Please respect copyright.PENANAF5JIq0eZEe
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXx3bJNLJkB
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,74Please respect copyright.PENANAG0HpI8qW74
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。74Please respect copyright.PENANAiI6lUP9Gyu
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAhfuZFc759e
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。74Please respect copyright.PENANAY6G4sATBgs
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!74Please respect copyright.PENANA6yHAynNFsX
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。74Please respect copyright.PENANATNmzRO9Lqq
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,74Please respect copyright.PENANAdwZV7xjVdL
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。74Please respect copyright.PENANAlXdHw5wGQW
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…74Please respect copyright.PENANA74t60AEjvR
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,74Please respect copyright.PENANAB2DOK9TgPK
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,74Please respect copyright.PENANAcXPF3PgI9M
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而憂其瓠落無所容?74Please respect copyright.PENANA0yWDmGNgWD
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?74Please respect copyright.PENANA19AQPEG5mP
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!74Please respect copyright.PENANAC6jyKGexXb
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~74Please respect copyright.PENANAbYlLOapugM
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,74Please respect copyright.PENANAPjvyHGPSGO
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,74Please respect copyright.PENANA9spxwzGiYm
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。74Please respect copyright.PENANAXIvthc965Q
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。74Please respect copyright.PENANAUfikMPTs7S
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。74Please respect copyright.PENANAbuwGXOT7UY
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~74Please respect copyright.PENANAYPdh9073te
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;74Please respect copyright.PENANA4nkB3ipWqj
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;74Please respect copyright.PENANAVo99GiaNlD
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。74Please respect copyright.PENANAME96fdoFaO
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…74Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5d8fTqqGM
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。74Please respect copyright.PENANAuqxExNRWs1
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,74Please respect copyright.PENANAKs7YAnR1Ny
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。74Please respect copyright.PENANA5CEDhcr88T
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~74Please respect copyright.PENANAaTmiRWFJXs
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,74Please respect copyright.PENANApuI38Zgz8o
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長74Please respect copyright.PENANAtiiPA9MgTJ
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。74Please respect copyright.PENANAOHawLjw1SE
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,74Please respect copyright.PENANAqlXIbySXOL
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!74Please respect copyright.PENANAxdiIK41g6U
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~74Please respect copyright.PENANAUwgRfrp7pe
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