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背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,102Please respect copyright.PENANAUZpJ9dbfOB
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…102Please respect copyright.PENANAQHdrD0KPfm
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名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?102Please respect copyright.PENANAljZMKEQc4K
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。102Please respect copyright.PENANAQ0SEC4bBPf
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。102Please respect copyright.PENANA90bf7bMdwc
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。102Please respect copyright.PENANAvVK1XbjRSM
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:102Please respect copyright.PENANACstpmSrSMx
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:102Please respect copyright.PENANAwtMamhWqzW
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「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!102Please respect copyright.PENANA1pOuOang39
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!102Please respect copyright.PENANANzDAK0RHrq
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!102Please respect copyright.PENANAlvf903knkn
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!102Please respect copyright.PENANAx8XaIHbApC
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,102Please respect copyright.PENANA0nifxijRFE
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,102Please respect copyright.PENANAfcMcnvUz5k
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。102Please respect copyright.PENANAGGJYWhhg9W
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…102Please respect copyright.PENANAUo9HBxcw6i
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,102Please respect copyright.PENANAcA6Vz2cQjl
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,102Please respect copyright.PENANANdKXUmu7SB
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而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?102Please respect copyright.PENANA7skdoTgBKz
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?102Please respect copyright.PENANAXyNIvH40PW
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?102Please respect copyright.PENANABsFVG3PWEA
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?102Please respect copyright.PENANAwC8jkE1oEQ
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鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;102Please respect copyright.PENANASBtxx9Bn5g
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,102Please respect copyright.PENANAXCS6VcKXBp
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。102Please respect copyright.PENANAEZC7w9g8wm
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!102Please respect copyright.PENANAouYgAUslS4
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!102Please respect copyright.PENANABhWeptnGBU
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!102Please respect copyright.PENANA3Zp2gZWJlO
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。102Please respect copyright.PENANAigIfv7ISOk
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…102Please respect copyright.PENANANRkdTAdQjy
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。102Please respect copyright.PENANAk3pYdk6r1A
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。102Please respect copyright.PENANAk8nvYpaVaI
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。102Please respect copyright.PENANAYLkoJxIPYJ
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…102Please respect copyright.PENANAqjSOOQdZLo
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」102Please respect copyright.PENANAXWDhkmO3bN
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?102Please respect copyright.PENANAMC6EqVvEUg
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。102Please respect copyright.PENANAJbTmteIiiU
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,102Please respect copyright.PENANA54wcJX7fB1
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;102Please respect copyright.PENANAgDcaZGpIYH
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。102Please respect copyright.PENANAC4M9gw6oLI
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不食五谷,吸風飲露;102Please respect copyright.PENANAkgGxqFdPoc
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;102Please respect copyright.PENANAw0gj9wPgUA
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;102Please respect copyright.PENANAz0hfxIULyi
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;102Please respect copyright.PENANAX5jdotKdJE
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。102Please respect copyright.PENANA6uKoJi7E3F
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。102Please respect copyright.PENANAX0Kge9JYnt
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吾以是狂而不信也。102Please respect copyright.PENANAFqrpPaIWOM
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…102Please respect copyright.PENANACLNn21wM0T
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。102Please respect copyright.PENANACuTHVaDCru
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。102Please respect copyright.PENANACG03mXkcBy
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。102Please respect copyright.PENANANXuHEpRi1j
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~102Please respect copyright.PENANANE0OHmL2zn
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,102Please respect copyright.PENANAt2RXKvnBOp
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,102Please respect copyright.PENANAVB3VqLibNR
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!102Please respect copyright.PENANAPYXHWIdjj1
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!102Please respect copyright.PENANAIeDM93xrfl
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,102Please respect copyright.PENANAoS8lz44Mon
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,102Please respect copyright.PENANAO6CrSMvqeL
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。102Please respect copyright.PENANAXdv6z5aDRz
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。102Please respect copyright.PENANA0FFD7ypDZD
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!102Please respect copyright.PENANAw7l1dU7oxY
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…102Please respect copyright.PENANAXyEDbLbAob
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。102Please respect copyright.PENANAAykxY5KI8Q
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,102Please respect copyright.PENANADkrES5TkQx
102Please respect copyright.PENANAkz7SWlB6LV
堯治天下之民,平海內之政。102Please respect copyright.PENANAEmtZTr4Ead
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,102Please respect copyright.PENANAuOyWsq1mLR
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。102Please respect copyright.PENANAu8uY7npc1A
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。102Please respect copyright.PENANApwoXsRoue9
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。102Please respect copyright.PENANA1nQga0tkxf
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院102Please respect copyright.PENANAYcwLmKGTpN
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。102Please respect copyright.PENANAtGwjXGkr0R
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。102Please respect copyright.PENANAHZ4dLrYsln
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。102Please respect copyright.PENANABvI8OGO97P
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。102Please respect copyright.PENANA1OO62Ax02S
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」102Please respect copyright.PENANAh8d0g2G4bO
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~102Please respect copyright.PENANAUcDJjFjQGm
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。102Please respect copyright.PENANALoDrO6YhgK
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。102Please respect copyright.PENANAg8OndSKlDc
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。102Please respect copyright.PENANAOP5rgTyfaO
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。102Please respect copyright.PENANA0qXONaHywk
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客聞之,請買其方百金。102Please respect copyright.PENANA3ZR8r81Znc
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。102Please respect copyright.PENANAOoDLcrWUZt
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。102Please respect copyright.PENANA5qPXyg5Agt
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,102Please respect copyright.PENANAN4RqQ4RNYR
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。102Please respect copyright.PENANAtNJjKizQTP
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。102Please respect copyright.PENANAkGUb6LgYyf
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。102Please respect copyright.PENANAXyDHRnZreS
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!102Please respect copyright.PENANAhyycKFX0Ev
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。102Please respect copyright.PENANARFPunHSm86
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,102Please respect copyright.PENANAfqFOCptzq8
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。102Please respect copyright.PENANARsRGXeoPBw
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…102Please respect copyright.PENANAWQXBEz189r
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,102Please respect copyright.PENANAj2taJqp7g0
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,102Please respect copyright.PENANAEcQBOvaQDj
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而憂其瓠落無所容?102Please respect copyright.PENANAgEcJPVae2q
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?102Please respect copyright.PENANAfGD6hsBrif
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!102Please respect copyright.PENANAasymbnhlCj
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~102Please respect copyright.PENANAMSZpYhRzJa
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,102Please respect copyright.PENANAl5n53cQZAC
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,102Please respect copyright.PENANA7RxHHPtUnA
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。102Please respect copyright.PENANA9luwryJiyk
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。102Please respect copyright.PENANAUFcsmThPNF
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。102Please respect copyright.PENANAAu541wDKPb
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~102Please respect copyright.PENANA5KQhcdau3Y
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;102Please respect copyright.PENANASjYYnZv1Kk
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;102Please respect copyright.PENANAcP437hghLj
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。102Please respect copyright.PENANACeoAdMAINk
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…102Please respect copyright.PENANA20a73hpjzb
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。102Please respect copyright.PENANA6Tfvush4a5
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,102Please respect copyright.PENANApd5zk9QKtp
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。102Please respect copyright.PENANAc0krvPTNU3
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~102Please respect copyright.PENANATjgZSB8IlB
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,102Please respect copyright.PENANAVEbg6H6Zv0
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長102Please respect copyright.PENANA3ojjocVxUh
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。102Please respect copyright.PENANASkf3AlLHlg
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,102Please respect copyright.PENANAHoF0I4cDB7
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!102Please respect copyright.PENANAmb5BfGX0ni
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~102Please respect copyright.PENANAh4HX5p1i2C
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結論:大人的世界好骯髒……copyright protection98PENANA5neZloDPrl

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