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鯤之大,不知幾千里也。81Please respect copyright.PENANAkhNrydcLal
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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,81Please respect copyright.PENANAhZN5qmjD7u
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,81Please respect copyright.PENANAY4CaTAyrdZ
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鵬之背,不知幾千里也。81Please respect copyright.PENANABCapHBM1eT
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鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,81Please respect copyright.PENANAQqvAw3ZqOV
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,81Please respect copyright.PENANAvXf2pckaLb
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它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…81Please respect copyright.PENANAsPJHS9UdkF
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天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?81Please respect copyright.PENANAQn2QZHnvks
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其視下,亦若是則己矣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAF4MHVLpihJ
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,81Please respect copyright.PENANARoqiB5be0r
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,81Please respect copyright.PENANA5km0qYRj00
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可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…81Please respect copyright.PENANAPT6m9VkoBB
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故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,81Please respect copyright.PENANAmizCoY9YB8
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。81Please respect copyright.PENANAgq2mNch8AT
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時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?81Please respect copyright.PENANAjiPAbF0qNY
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?81Please respect copyright.PENANAwp1h4W4VXe
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鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,81Please respect copyright.PENANAlUr0PJiJFb
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上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。81Please respect copyright.PENANAcOxFTqtpzS
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…81Please respect copyright.PENANAOUNfVCYdmE
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!81Please respect copyright.PENANAJ7MhMFHf5h
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…81Please respect copyright.PENANA8TcW87z7kV
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湯之問棘也是已:81Please respect copyright.PENANA7myZtPtWLE
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:81Please respect copyright.PENANAkEzPkL7FEF
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窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。81Please respect copyright.PENANAviP4hiULfF
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,81Please respect copyright.PENANAqzk0oELwjq
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秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…81Please respect copyright.PENANAju5Duuig0B
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有鳥焉,其名為鵬,81Please respect copyright.PENANAYDgYC0gTEj
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,81Please respect copyright.PENANAqXOvBj0TA1
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背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,81Please respect copyright.PENANAictya5zrYd
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…81Please respect copyright.PENANALpazVLSVFs
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絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。81Please respect copyright.PENANAO0yhzJn8am
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…81Please respect copyright.PENANAlVLwvGioBX
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斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?81Please respect copyright.PENANAcBkKSUug2F
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?81Please respect copyright.PENANACoAnU63duF
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我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,81Please respect copyright.PENANAUYrfJk9eAc
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,81Please respect copyright.PENANATdAuAvAEI4
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?81Please respect copyright.PENANA6Ufy9YSjct
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAA7XeUvDnKR
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。81Please respect copyright.PENANAKl0C41Jd3T
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。81Please respect copyright.PENANAEXbBc67PtS
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~81Please respect copyright.PENANAHeeHQiIAvL
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。81Please respect copyright.PENANACqgO2sUaio
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…81Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZCgGtzp35
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAloxBcz47Km
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。81Please respect copyright.PENANAzKI6mVGq2q
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…81Please respect copyright.PENANANyd9HgbjSD
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,81Please respect copyright.PENANAe0AudtTLTJ
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,81Please respect copyright.PENANAJD9q5GttTX
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。81Please respect copyright.PENANAvvB50PyTBs
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。81Please respect copyright.PENANADk5NKateEn
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此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。81Please respect copyright.PENANAFjRhpS6XLH
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夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!81Please respect copyright.PENANA55nXmMPsKB
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAaa0bGdXmTY
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。81Please respect copyright.PENANAdCsAAOnqh7
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。81Please respect copyright.PENANA1rh2DYgBk9
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:81Please respect copyright.PENANAbL5hvIh3iq
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:81Please respect copyright.PENANA8gNPGL7V7P
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「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!81Please respect copyright.PENANA6AZbSuU9xc
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!81Please respect copyright.PENANAAFtov99C4g
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!81Please respect copyright.PENANA9km8weDqnb
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!81Please respect copyright.PENANADYR6mmgvZl
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,81Please respect copyright.PENANABUnX3TbGjz
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,81Please respect copyright.PENANASWxJ3T6jp5
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。81Please respect copyright.PENANAGpY3m1XyIg
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…81Please respect copyright.PENANA7AdFkgyqAX
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,81Please respect copyright.PENANAakg9oDblcU
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,81Please respect copyright.PENANACjuPZO6xfG
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而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?81Please respect copyright.PENANAGZEX93AkpN
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?81Please respect copyright.PENANAe16JR5yYDN
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?81Please respect copyright.PENANANS8sPhvqCV
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?81Please respect copyright.PENANAdQXjAOp9N3
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鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;81Please respect copyright.PENANAxjVFLKWhaz
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,81Please respect copyright.PENANAcnp9H0Y79M
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。81Please respect copyright.PENANAwfcrVYbSfm
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!81Please respect copyright.PENANArsJRBqRAy1
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!81Please respect copyright.PENANAnHTA9PykHO
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!81Please respect copyright.PENANAG9gq0RRSsp
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAZ5ETGNIe8q
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…81Please respect copyright.PENANA2PzjfAa6tD
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。81Please respect copyright.PENANALlfdZE5RNj
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。81Please respect copyright.PENANArSw7CDt9s4
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。81Please respect copyright.PENANAQye5LeKQ5x
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…81Please respect copyright.PENANA9wqGD3j7cM
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」81Please respect copyright.PENANAiQWxWHLHyQ
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?81Please respect copyright.PENANAeImFo0II8U
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。81Please respect copyright.PENANAdZU9wRQhyp
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,81Please respect copyright.PENANA8M7vsvvadE
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;81Please respect copyright.PENANAOh1JqxAhP8
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAGXVOsnjYxx
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不食五谷,吸風飲露;81Please respect copyright.PENANA1ya2hBzSTp
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;81Please respect copyright.PENANA1AmWoOkHNS
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;81Please respect copyright.PENANAKbKUd2wNUp
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;81Please respect copyright.PENANAcVZzSood5b
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。81Please respect copyright.PENANAud7e8lhE8b
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。81Please respect copyright.PENANA4l64UZsicy
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吾以是狂而不信也。81Please respect copyright.PENANACvpJKx51cd
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…81Please respect copyright.PENANAdhzklujONv
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。81Please respect copyright.PENANAEgasxx9wDv
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。81Please respect copyright.PENANAxVu3CckR0D
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。81Please respect copyright.PENANAAOgKgOipkV
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~81Please respect copyright.PENANAVSRpVtCglC
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,81Please respect copyright.PENANAMA23ljRDJc
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,81Please respect copyright.PENANAzE4q40UHgf
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!81Please respect copyright.PENANAy7PBbbU2OE
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!81Please respect copyright.PENANAfnjjOnjI4A
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,81Please respect copyright.PENANASURIv2Tq5I
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,81Please respect copyright.PENANA5k6oEUMXCR
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。81Please respect copyright.PENANAy9BqR7tLyy
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAuDTA2xuOv7
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!81Please respect copyright.PENANApuY1VP9oBH
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…81Please respect copyright.PENANAX5lQGoobcT
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。81Please respect copyright.PENANAWR7SRVcYhd
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,81Please respect copyright.PENANA1tEyC71BIS
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。81Please respect copyright.PENANA0kI7dz3pyl
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,81Please respect copyright.PENANADzOi7qp828
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。81Please respect copyright.PENANAjCL1KZBNp9
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。81Please respect copyright.PENANA82IWlQnLZq
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。81Please respect copyright.PENANADmXjrE9oos
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院81Please respect copyright.PENANAXy39uH5pVO
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。81Please respect copyright.PENANAlmEiF6WPul
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。81Please respect copyright.PENANAhsTlBn2GNY
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。81Please respect copyright.PENANAKrNoKtuGiZ
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。81Please respect copyright.PENANA1ArVW2jZJ6
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」81Please respect copyright.PENANABuxpThToYc
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~81Please respect copyright.PENANAn0NPVJSfJB
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。81Please respect copyright.PENANAvmxmmvEEs7
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。81Please respect copyright.PENANAIubf3FGU3w
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。81Please respect copyright.PENANAYbGwx21cHt
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。81Please respect copyright.PENANAjpYuF2amWe
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客聞之,請買其方百金。81Please respect copyright.PENANAUYeAuMDvYl
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。81Please respect copyright.PENANAZiKYMq0XNX
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。81Please respect copyright.PENANAJoTYYnLCTK
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,81Please respect copyright.PENANAXT2IRP8SMV
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。81Please respect copyright.PENANASjgMifa3R4
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。81Please respect copyright.PENANANOXQwPFFHs
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。81Please respect copyright.PENANAhi1x4jNfnE
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!81Please respect copyright.PENANAjbth106GFO
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。81Please respect copyright.PENANAi5JjCODp41
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,81Please respect copyright.PENANA4ncxEexLUd
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。81Please respect copyright.PENANA6TdQdQFQgJ
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…81Please respect copyright.PENANARk74SLiqxd
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,81Please respect copyright.PENANAwGBKwOAbFQ
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,81Please respect copyright.PENANAVwb2B3OTtl
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而憂其瓠落無所容?81Please respect copyright.PENANA5syGc5vNga
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?81Please respect copyright.PENANADcHPeiT3bm
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!81Please respect copyright.PENANAQcNpT0uoNL
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~81Please respect copyright.PENANAzrXggcy9fK
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,81Please respect copyright.PENANAvdhydOhXJZ
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,81Please respect copyright.PENANAO0yS4wP8Yb
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。81Please respect copyright.PENANAmALD8ZrqXb
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。81Please respect copyright.PENANApMcYEguuos
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。81Please respect copyright.PENANA45MPIUPakN
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~81Please respect copyright.PENANAmKzyIePcJe
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;81Please respect copyright.PENANAxT6kJPey0z
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;81Please respect copyright.PENANAmnkWW2aLfU
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。81Please respect copyright.PENANAxrEDLnt0Wt
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…81Please respect copyright.PENANAAiQUeMXpyc
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。81Please respect copyright.PENANATnxx1jVukR
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,81Please respect copyright.PENANAYUaPPpBMPa
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。81Please respect copyright.PENANA5VDDtEWp8g
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~81Please respect copyright.PENANAh7brW0RyMG
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,81Please respect copyright.PENANAxIkalOPhdX
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長81Please respect copyright.PENANAyv5JX1JOzw
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。81Please respect copyright.PENANAvXkQ8FFXXS
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,81Please respect copyright.PENANAVvo0fl2Z9C
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!81Please respect copyright.PENANABglV6tBLqy
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~81Please respect copyright.PENANAEl42mjnojx
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