作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMXxet1xB2N北冥有魚，其名為鯤。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡilx9VGgcev
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtjSHjd6W3x
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpReW1aDimR
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNPbFxuTDrX
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbJNFzRDqud
化而為鳥，其名為鵬，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkT5zQ6Juo6
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcWwSt1L7s
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjcvYMnCcR
鵬之背，不知幾千里也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxLV6C1P6q
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsCRYul0gt
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsZMEvLqToD
怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeaw9h9a6f
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2HdTGIfGZ
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ8YwNtienG
是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8U3F3kOer
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PtL3nrMD7
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmgJS4dajA
南冥者，天池也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbILfnPzc3
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fTu0WSsIv
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtRRdKVrVe
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Dt0vGLq8G
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9t6U2M3q1
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRiYb4ztHD
鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsQhVRMCCdK
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSUNZPPLSf
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNg75fj9OMR
摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡseIJazwNbJ
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuCthBi7mb
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9sufHNpwz
野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgZNYIYyeMJ
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkeAOwb7Dx
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0HLuWthl0
天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCZEBID9Xp
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTVK7vyDGFg
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYhWJLTd3e
其視下，亦若是則己矣。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdTRdysVbCT
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvOlCjTg0z
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxfxOchz5vD
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJwbW5EShg
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSLAdoU7EV
且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHbae0nwAs2
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMLKXHPCA6
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmYEWc3QkH
覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL1TWgTjMtM
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOGyAqwhg8S
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1elFbxJ2R
置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqOTkK9d4WH
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLoplPVD53
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvr5KMKVktX
故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUL5ewesBa
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasVyRgnMTs
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpUV9HG51a
而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2d5OjklxMX
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXpEvgVS3P
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlUefPoXwtY
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGwcLlv5G3S
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMP3qlkmen
蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzhqP7OMDh
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjOX59taQx
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ukTxLeR7s
時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfi2xISExFh
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPqADoGNSRE
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqU8KOGv2yD
適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvOWylFqZc5
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1wRFUxsMo
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6djfX7Wtau
適百里者，宿舂糧，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Fj3eEIEDU
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUWgMBbk4Y
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbb2q9amDk
適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRK0aNeOwTs
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEnnV9Z6t3
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cegfFpp22
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTML4AZS6T
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyxIWtSVzl
小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZEyeUOTkdV
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYP9JTJJMQ
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD8obQkEJgd
朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4gSDuNro7F
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡktDaCn3m6Q
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJYBVPWzyc
楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDsFgXsHmA
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG30RGnV2u
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLfeKQ9AMI9
上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwNsb3pELM
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe8ti9kZxf2
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21hgM8qmV9
而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwVFjnRnNw9
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzKi23rm2ZB
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51DnhpvIMr
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRimwCJn0xT
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ96Er8ITuLS
湯之問棘也是已：102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QTKdb9JTV
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbLexhQhFRO
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0Ues3XlyI
窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeFz8pNkywe
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHZIfgzxWq
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlwrgKTjHfS
有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquxZDWMXuj
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ1bIhriOo
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaUaqF4Knk
有鳥焉，其名為鵬，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOPaNs6AqB
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBAVMjceB0
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkayvBezmB
背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZpJ9dbfOB
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHdrD0KPfm
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQSG0rbCFLY
絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhFXHp6VBmJ
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddrqF4rpTG
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJzsK1EmHp
斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlY5jGvpB6M
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡljZMKEQc4K
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSQtsieuWBb
我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmW9sfQXFs4
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsNnrz86pkb
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d1DGkSaht
翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEqv6Gl4lN
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8NAwfaFmzZ
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJdznTTf3b
此大小之辯也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpPaVWQg0c
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ490FGfPlCp
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl99yJwsCMw
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwVDGQzw7A
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcJISpYILB
故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76KgFuN76z
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU6zyMp7ix
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1KrKCQJkC
德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksI5JnzwuG
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68AcH9Y7gh
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYiop31gMl
而宋榮子猶然笑之。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6NBcxZL3u
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡraC2mjblqs
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC5rVtRYu8L
且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ0SEC4bBPf
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5gpHjM1u7s
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXKxoG1gEvo
定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmpi01mcCb
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrIsQqMCshK
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUeurDasTPY
彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhflGylHUyk
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Z3zQulsWC
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQRHiuSKoH
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJFX4mvq4qY
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxYt6OXshT
夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4uKWb2r3MP
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwvIARe0WE
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYmbWPiLMK2
旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPwqLHscLf
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2wLxflpumm
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9lIlixD3jo
此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZdCqZjSb5
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eCTLRfbmB
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxvWfQfMui6
夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTo660w6kph
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpxw1rhTGtg
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0LffCu27N
故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ90bf7bMdwc
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvVK1XbjRSM
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7aMTp2wU5D
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHeESuL4hZA
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuwewtqPli
堯讓天下于許由，曰：102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCstpmSrSMx
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtMamhWqzW
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ03rwiX0INl
「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1pOuOang39
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNzDAK0RHrq
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDru4YM2ZuP
時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvf903knkn
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8XaIHbApC
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ134v83ha2M
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0nifxijRFE
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcMcnvUz5k
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6nfBviTGl
吾自視缺然。請致天下。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGJYWhhg9W
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUo9HBxcw6i
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhoex0JQUp
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcA6Vz2cQjl
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNdKXUmu7SB
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJTOXqPHgJ
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7skdoTgBKz
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyNIvH40PW
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBeGu2DVRlc
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsFVG3PWEA
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC8jkE1oEQ
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlg51L7FGZ0
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBtxx9Bn5g
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCS6VcKXBp
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOWFTYq1E61
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZC7w9g8wm
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡouYgAUslS4
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG0pzZQADX
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBhWeptnGBU
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Zp2gZWJlO
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN5uNv4MlFq
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡigIfv7ISOk
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNRkdTAdQjy
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6D9U8eHuT
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7MaP1FXKyL
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mDpzxZMoj
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3pYdk6r1A
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8nvYpaVaI
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf5lFESFqg
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYLkoJxIPYJ
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjSOOQdZLo
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIsDNOirGYS
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXWDhkmO3bN
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMC6EqVvEUg
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2CJGpxZQeX
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJbTmteIiiU
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54wcJX7fB1
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvEEfk3MjU1
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDcaZGpIYH
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4M9gw6oLI
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgm4wG7iZ2
不食五谷，吸風飲露；102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkgGxqFdPoc
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0gj9wPgUA
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkRlon1wG1
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz0hfxIULyi
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5jdotKdJE
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIZF3o35VK
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6uKoJi7E3F
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0Kge9JYnt
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDbbDRe1UkW
吾以是狂而不信也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqrpPaIWOM
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLNn21wM0T
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfD4rgWGhR0
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡewrFWgQEdE
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPqedsgJeg
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCuTHVaDCru
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCG03mXkcBy
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR2ohhBKxkZ
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNXuHEpRi1j
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNE0OHmL2zn
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡArqYJHzteT
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt2RXKvnBOp
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVB3VqLibNR
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyoiYm1GWvV
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPYXHWIdjj1
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIeDM93xrfl
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjOJCM6Es29
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoS8lz44Mon
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO6CrSMvqeL
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxzv9mBOOD
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXdv6z5aDRz
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FFD7ypDZD
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLbXgljS98
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw7l1dU7oxY
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyEDbLbAob
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeMWpKdK35U
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcB1xDesKDZ
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAxndJ9pjy
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAykxY5KI8Q
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkrES5TkQx
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz7SWlB6LV
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmtZTr4Ead
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOyWsq1mLR
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU5q1Xnnzu8
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8uY7npc1A
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwoXsRoue9
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8fM9daxME
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFgN9eUxE6z
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡew5CtyuR2I
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nQga0tkxf
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYcwLmKGTpN
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsDjygN6KF8
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGwjXGkr0R
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZ4dLrYsln
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfO0zmhmt22
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvI8OGO97P
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1OO62Ax02S
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiGoS3GfwI
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh8d0g2G4bO
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUcDJjFjQGm
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ4Fptxs9MY
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS3753n7Ksj
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymwc5PSpFy
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoDrO6YhgK
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg8OndSKlDc
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEbzboE0g3G
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOP5rgTyfaO
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qXONaHywk
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKbwjmUYma2
客聞之，請買其方百金。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ZR8r81Znc
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoDLcrWUZt
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKEK40F2nP
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qPXyg5Agt
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4RqQ4RNYR
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgdBUYFVDIi
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtNJjKizQTP
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkGUb6LgYyf
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPOtrJr6E5P
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXyDHRnZreS
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhyycKFX0Ev
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgukJV3b2Ig
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFPunHSm86
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqFOCptzq8
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5GCpqxtBAb
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRsRGXeoPBw
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWQXBEz189r
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡge8TEyr7a1
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj2taJqp7g0
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEcQBOvaQDj
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhUyqNdZel9
而憂其瓠落無所容？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEcJPVae2q
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGD6hsBrif
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLA9k0Xy0cT
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡasymbnhlCj
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSZpYhRzJa
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuKYPLVnL7
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhVzPhLdy7Q
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTISjG9bgS
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5n53cQZAC
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RxHHPtUnA
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgus8O9hZp
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9luwryJiyk
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFcsmThPNF
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyVV13JakJ
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAu541wDKPb
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KQhcdau3Y
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tx5py89Jt
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSjYYnZv1Kk
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP437hghLj
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVNO0cm9m5
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCeoAdMAINk
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ20a73hpjzb
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP6rE7E0g0
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Tfvush4a5
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpd5zk9QKtp
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV6f2xTacUr
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0krvPTNU3
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjgZSB8IlB
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8hInkggusa
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVEbg6H6Zv0
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ojjocVxUh
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93yRqT8HoA
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkf3AlLHlg
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHoF0I4cDB7
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡULatCBmLjL
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmb5BfGX0ni
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4HX5p1i2C
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpXoAr0bOMv
102Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz8GEKWlIWI
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……copyright protection98ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5neZloDPrl
