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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfu6TAU20t3
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNEC2LlQo5l
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大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQOaReefmu4
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlI2aftSEoB
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1eqb6Fqm1U
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWpCRhleuhX
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOEVbHluOo
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTPIvGZRVt9
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbYx69frD3
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqo5yfOn5o7
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夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOhiAc8wKRT
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlaWvN3eyaq
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3MwZhj3wSd
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhO7sUbhSY
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafT8Jxy8lg
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoNC7zjfoOP
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZ5G7PdGXz
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnmBZtbjIz7
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym7D2fsgVp
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SAMrJoSU0
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyt18gtSFmM
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCGDEbzUsM
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這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHebnSPzsJ2
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQmbzp5LkF
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1UvpMlYe5
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzIZLioR4I
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwoKqU9dg8r
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKV5FdoF8qQ
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5mDB0qSWA1
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPbUvoiaxJ
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1C5Ed5552G
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1tsVYQe9n
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaZ3Pd9Vjb
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNfTgbS6p1
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuncur2HAX1
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橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8mIYfShaJ9
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鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nCu0Iirus
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnD0XvH8mnc
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGFSjaS2tjx
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVHaWFGDN21
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6APYUZQXsa
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoSFkxlXko
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzEaxyaovD
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz01rFlZ0jk
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7L2kRjp7L
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXrz4qxJXGN
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYDC0YuknC
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6l4Fpud9sT
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQpusqsXLQ
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzRbDwB8JKA
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMpOgSfIP0
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpRK2omb87
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTf8i4paj8Z
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkHobsrzODI
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只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsqkESMeHp
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMFhYq6zme
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡihHJClCozj
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVerccSjMe
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4wfO9Aqy9
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吾以是狂而不信也。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VmmnzzgSl
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqq2FebfFJ
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR9YXe43TdQ
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOMrK4zfWX
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMPgJ3lMWz
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDEnp67uFnq
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5u0VKJY6wV
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF9A2yGa2ly
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zc2uXLt3h
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoJqZMZFX21
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRld4nH29b6
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrzPSzCRezT
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02re7PW9Z7
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgqH5igI9uh
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUXImbPc8Zb
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffBWlTd33I
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhE70eCjkV
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy59LzK9SxF
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KQLSR0uak
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJqyuZjDRQ
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV7MLTECT8M
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdywD70CqEu
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXEVvgEOkju
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo05BtrHCpG
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9HCEXhshA
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWGA2i4tZGT
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ZAKCeITHZ
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEG5GY99XQ
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMWswzHetp
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeY3U3KTdTR
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYcTtgxI0D
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHGArj1Iv9e
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyr4rUkZDl
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCk1dMlevQn
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客聞之，請買其方百金。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTR2kVufgtS
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6dDk0YyvP
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5eLqafFqJ
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2QLFaLEJh
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡstqGfQQvvh
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3j5OZfADY
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU7kAmbrSG
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7K2cy2r9G
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMO37oqjQi
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZzpJCBiE3r
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW75Kad8BwZ
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTvyjfaUyPY
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31D8LOlUpR
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTjnsCDDxbs
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而憂其瓠落無所容？164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwM7aVSZgMo
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8FIw8k9LSl
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtInBSitSzf
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIVZe3joOc
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTHZtYUqqGL
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43ArN0HQTP
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcd5cG477uO
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSzRt1FtJvn
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYVHaCMiJg
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6CQY5SDzB8
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5LD1tNDf5n
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcZna5fNER
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsW8tqV7G1
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudeuAozQce
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo8Blg5Lcds
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeHFsbgRL63
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu1p6mGc8Tp
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA87gAiwr4D
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNSJcZ6TbeN
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPVI6w1CY5
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl1Hy0Osc3
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfNTbwZHxBF
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswIteht2JF
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～164Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZtZaZYSwz
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