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北冥有魚,其名為鯤。87Please respect copyright.PENANAkFuFswUMI5
鬼島上有個黨,叫凹民黨。87Please respect copyright.PENANA2wkUV155bG
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鯤之大,不知幾千里也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAlAVQgomaa5
這個凹民黨呢,是很有錢的,黨產多得數都數不清…87Please respect copyright.PENANAgdBA7wCcCN
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化而為鳥,其名為鵬,87Please respect copyright.PENANAjqhegxCDIN
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨,叫民凹黨,87Please respect copyright.PENANAJY0kz7Rckt
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鵬之背,不知幾千里也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAPwx6KODnsm
這個民凹黨也很有錢,財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…87Please respect copyright.PENANAablawVin7C
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怒而飛,其翼若垂天之雲,87Please respect copyright.PENANACviaC3Zgrr
這個民凹黨一出來,聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓,87Please respect copyright.PENANACBDXM9S5x0
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是鳥也,海運將徙於南冥,87Please respect copyright.PENANAcIiuTUySaZ
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南冥者,天池也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAzvbR04LyXW
秀場,就是鬼島的權力核心…87Please respect copyright.PENANAxiJ8gtwo7Z
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齊諧者,志怪者也,諧之言曰:87Please respect copyright.PENANADBUOKrGOkm
稽氏世界紀錄,專門記載前所未有的事情,它裡面就記載著:87Please respect copyright.PENANAaFB3cIVNBm
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鵬之徙於南冥,水擊三千里,87Please respect copyright.PENANA8Ku2yftf3O
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時,光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里,87Please respect copyright.PENANACetehGWcty
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里,去以六月息者也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAj4cN7L2B15
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成,就靠用不完的現金…87Please respect copyright.PENANApDjSSAzPN3
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野馬也,塵埃也,生物以息相吹也87Please respect copyright.PENANA4Iihvp3x05
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天之蒼蒼,其正色邪?其遠而無所至極邪?87Please respect copyright.PENANAFFUXXpn0Xn
天天喊著要政治清明,可是政治真的清明?還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心?87Please respect copyright.PENANA5BNOy6p6YP
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其視下,亦若是則己矣。87Please respect copyright.PENANAISpCQn2en0
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中,當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了!87Please respect copyright.PENANACtBpi9wIgu
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且夫水之積也不厚,則負大舟也無力,87Please respect copyright.PENANAb2LzdGGaKj
在鬼島上人氣不夠,就撈不了什麼錢,87Please respect copyright.PENANAlzEpNCjpCs
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覆杯水於坳堂之上,則芥為之舟,87Please respect copyright.PENANA2gbOPouwzf
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置杯則膠,水淺而舟大也。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7F2iuSGZof
可是想搞出個海角七億,這樣的地位就還是太低…87Please respect copyright.PENANAeea2JuDQ8F
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故九萬里,則風斯在下矣,87Please respect copyright.PENANA3tU6MoYsnn
所以要弄出九成的支持率,先用大量的現金在背後支持。87Please respect copyright.PENANAIBCTDlnhcw
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而後乃今掊風,背負青天而莫之閼者,而後乃今圖南87Please respect copyright.PENANACFhwM4VKxi
然後把持媒體操弄輿論,人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓,然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…87Please respect copyright.PENANA8fUK9y5wQi
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小確幸們笑著說:我們本本份份的當個勞工,一例一休,87Please respect copyright.PENANAFYm6mMjN8h
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時則不至而控於地而已矣,奚以九萬里而南為?87Please respect copyright.PENANApngbH2MUXF
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排,幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政?87Please respect copyright.PENANAoDELK0y3OG
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欠銀行一萬,三個月叫你還清,順便跟你收個循環利息,87Please respect copyright.PENANAitfXeZXM2L
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適百里者,宿舂糧,87Please respect copyright.PENANA2jDuVtEz7I
欠銀行一百萬,廿年要你還清,87Please respect copyright.PENANAaqbpnqokcr
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適千里者,三月眾糧,之二蟲又何知?87Please respect copyright.PENANAiUKVpFp3fx
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小知不及大知,小年不及大年,奚以知其然也?87Please respect copyright.PENANAhW7xqmpM3C
聘僱不如正職,鐵飯碗不如金湯匙,你知道為什麼嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANA0a792xHzoi
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朝菌不知晦朔,蟪蛄不知春秋,此小年也。87Please respect copyright.PENANA7XPfvfBV2E
台電爭年終,公務員爭勞退,這些就叫鐵飯碗…87Please respect copyright.PENANAx3OEcQcTqA
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楚之南有冥靈者,以五百年為春,五百年為秋。87Please respect copyright.PENANARmtGBZVdUY
鬼島有些選秀世家,爸爸掛了兒子選,兒子關了媳婦選,87Please respect copyright.PENANASs1H7eyk8Y
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上古有大樁者,以八千歲為春,八千歲為秋,此大年也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAwYl0EXZAaU
以前的總統老死,位子還能交接給兒子,這是所謂的金湯匙…87Please respect copyright.PENANAz2mAJuPhOX
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞,眾人匹之,不亦悲乎!87Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1h41W20xc
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴,大家就羨慕嫉妒恨,真是夠可悲的了…87Please respect copyright.PENANAV6fhGYMvgA
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湯之問棘也是已:87Please respect copyright.PENANAkA9ElJYzu2
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著:87Please respect copyright.PENANAhzQ0UJLdEw
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窮髮之北有冥海者,天池也。87Please respect copyright.PENANA6hifVEYUdt
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方,是鬼島的權力核心,87Please respect copyright.PENANAXv2NwXxhab
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秀場裡面有一個黨,它的資產雄厚,從來沒有人能查個明白,這個黨就是凹民黨…87Please respect copyright.PENANAod8q1EoyVz
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有鳥焉,其名為鵬,87Please respect copyright.PENANA893zTYViTb
另外又有一個黨,叫民凹黨,87Please respect copyright.PENANAUho2IpH6XC
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背若泰山,翼若垂天之雲,摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里,87Please respect copyright.PENANABgfEP8DKqw
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山,黨羽遍佈鬼島,民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…87Please respect copyright.PENANAWlNkovK5CI
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絕雲氣,負青天,然後圖南,且適南冥也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfFCvjrEXc4
把持了宣傳媒體,背負著拯救鬼島的使命,朝著掌權歛財前進…87Please respect copyright.PENANAt9qhtONdUp
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斥鴳笑之曰:彼且奚適也?87Please respect copyright.PENANAgSWTngl1dx
名嘴就笑他們說,這票人底到打算要玩多大呢?87Please respect copyright.PENANA6GGxYalLog
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我騰躍而上,不過數仞而下,87Please respect copyright.PENANAaLQ6Fem0gz
我每天上網PO文,混個點閱率一二千,87Please respect copyright.PENANAyngfUepg0O
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒,此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也?87Please respect copyright.PENANApTfgZUumUL
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃,這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了,搞這麼大…至於嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAVs8cH3r7jr
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此大小之辯也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAGwwVMwPhSK
這!就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊!87Please respect copyright.PENANA2Ocb1Ues1y
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故夫知效一官,行比一鄉,87Please respect copyright.PENANAXH9mdb0q7S
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德合一君,而徵一國之君者,其自視也亦若此矣。87Please respect copyright.PENANAZE990mk1Ms
能拍好總統馬屁,耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名,說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。87Please respect copyright.PENANATx9k9Wgpnw
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。87Please respect copyright.PENANAHfpQpqdJrZ
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊~87Please respect copyright.PENANAclwlGGiW5F
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸,舉世而非之而不加沮。87Please respect copyright.PENANAezhDqG4Dqw
像宋先生這種人,就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子,他也不會因此滿足,就算全天下的人都想為難他,他也不會因此而放棄的…87Please respect copyright.PENANACDR9YyPguV
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定乎內外之分,辯乎榮辱之竟,斯己矣。87Please respect copyright.PENANA6J0onq5s3w
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異,無視世人的毁譽,也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界,這算是極致了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAYF9QP8oFpT
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然,猶未有樹也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhjtiHQINjL
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面,己經很了不起了,雖然最後沒有成功…87Please respect copyright.PENANAjhrt8gBwV0
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夫列子御風而行,泠然善也,87Please respect copyright.PENANARFJdXrTmnp
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡,真夠輕髮愜意的了,87Please respect copyright.PENANAY3eUbkxa9Y
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者,未數數然。87Please respect copyright.PENANAgFI0TFsM2P
足足掌權四十年,他們連對於福份,運氣這些的,都己經不用再去努力強求了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAc1TqV4LtfU
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此雖免乎行,猶有所待者也。87Please respect copyright.PENANACHCkHv09i2
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已,畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子,算不上是完全的成功,87Please respect copyright.PENANAZu3SUYXGrc
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夫乘天地之正,而御六氣之辯,以遊無窮者,彼且惡乎待哉!87Please respect copyright.PENANAcTMOdukdDD
要是可以真正懂得收買民心,操縱輿論,將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步,那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。87Please respect copyright.PENANAgD7jv2itIK
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故曰:至人無己,神人無功,聖人無名。87Please respect copyright.PENANAgat2ZHwjVa
所以說:厲害的人不要命,黑心的人不怕關,無敵的人不要臉。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWbN4vj6NMP
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堯讓天下于許由,曰:87Please respect copyright.PENANAi2bqee68zX
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子,凌鶴子說:87Please respect copyright.PENANA1v43Ve51Uq
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「日月出矣,而爝火不息,其于光也,不亦難乎!87Please respect copyright.PENANA3RxeiLtoU2
貴公子住帝寶,我還住在舊公寓,和他相比,我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去!87Please respect copyright.PENANAmVyqYtF4vz
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時雨降矣,而猶浸灌,其于澤也,不亦勞乎!87Please respect copyright.PENANAi5LQk3BNsv
您是鬼島大富豪,我還在挪用總統特支費,加減貼補家計,真是夠辛苦的!87Please respect copyright.PENANAQOrpfpTUuo
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夫子立而天下治,而我猶尸之,87Please respect copyright.PENANArTDdKYhmMJ
您不做生意就能賺大錢,還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費,而我還坐在這個位子上,87Please respect copyright.PENANASCyj2OJVId
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。87Please respect copyright.PENANA5pyJDjHUFt
我自己都覺得說不過去,這個位子還是交還給您好了…87Please respect copyright.PENANAEx6dQ81z3K
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許由曰:「子治天下,天下既已治也,87Please respect copyright.PENANAnBMWkpf2kU
橫孫子就說了:「你在這個位子上好好的,就穩穩的坐著罷,87Please respect copyright.PENANAvYsCbiKdSO
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而我猶代子,吾將為名乎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAqY2dVmCapX
現在要我來代替你,不知道的人還以為我想出名呢?87Please respect copyright.PENANA5VWyx8RilJ
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名者,實之賓也,吾將為賓乎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAxzKzMFWpQl
出名這碼事,是要用花錢買的,你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎?87Please respect copyright.PENANAmWhiuOrl6M
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鷦鷯巢于深林,不過一枝;87Please respect copyright.PENANAtYhdy4TutJ
男人的屁股再大,也就需要一個位子,87Please respect copyright.PENANAQQG79aWAw2
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偃鼠飲河,不過滿腹。87Please respect copyright.PENANApW9HaHL3cf
地位再高,也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委!87Please respect copyright.PENANAN35tbfE7Qa
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歸休乎君,予無所用天下為!87Please respect copyright.PENANAC0CMHNutQH
收回去自己用吧,你那個位子我早就不稀罕了!87Please respect copyright.PENANAIEKO8W4M4U
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庖人雖不治庖,尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。87Please respect copyright.PENANAxQgaCYX7rO
就算你自己的位子不想坐,我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…87Please respect copyright.PENANAOatzZBv3oz
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肩吾問于連叔曰:「吾聞言于接輿,大而無當,往而不返。87Please respect copyright.PENANA9SEXXKqPvL
小張跟老蔡說:「我聽老郭這個人說話,誇大不實,不著邊際。87Please respect copyright.PENANAUwDRNGq3H7
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也,大有徑庭,不近人情焉。87Please respect copyright.PENANA4phJmeuN30
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點,完全不合常理…87Please respect copyright.PENANAyYwcQkTgoB
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連叔曰:「其言謂何哉?」87Please respect copyright.PENANAGQkYzHd4vg
老蔡問:他是說什麼得罪到你了呀?87Please respect copyright.PENANA44fBg5Vamj
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曰:藐姑射之山,有神人居焉。87Please respect copyright.PENANAldxGb6ooaT
小張說:老郭說他在杜拜,認識了一群神人,87Please respect copyright.PENANAFfXVQe0Mpn
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肌膚若冰雪,淖約若處子;87Please respect copyright.PENANAHEyekJlJ7w
每個都是白種猶太人,高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。87Please respect copyright.PENANADNLAICPJoe
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不食五谷,吸風飲露;87Please respect copyright.PENANAce3KtouP7C
只吃特級牛排,喝最高級的礦泉水;87Please respect copyright.PENANAlKp7l7KbQ8
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乘雲氣,御飛龍,而游乎四海之外;87Please respect copyright.PENANAIL6LwA91pg
車是數不清的法拉利,開私人飛機,想要什麼有什麼!想去那裡去那裡!;87Please respect copyright.PENANADK12SnaCy0
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其神凝,使物不疵癘而年谷熟。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0bq7WWH5X6
那些神人一點頭,荒地上也能長出黃金。87Please respect copyright.PENANAmBRoDKLOnj
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吾以是狂而不信也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAhfAHmwE4CC
我想:這傢伙一定是瘋了,懶得理他…87Please respect copyright.PENANAbZd3nRN9Fa
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連叔曰:「然,瞽者無以與乎文章之觀,聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。87Please respect copyright.PENANAXl1g6i8WvC
老蔡說:「也對啦!瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣,聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。87Please respect copyright.PENANA18pllT152L
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉?夫知亦有之。是其言也,猶時女也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAaoMbFTtNQY
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子,腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的,這些話,就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊~87Please respect copyright.PENANAqR7PctJezL
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之人也,之德也,將旁礡萬物以為一,87Please respect copyright.PENANAP8cCkSvNFm
那些人啊,他們的資產,可以說是這世上最多的了,87Please respect copyright.PENANAM6eTWqmFEV
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世蘄乎亂,孰弊弊焉以天下為事!87Please respect copyright.PENANAv2sHFMAbzg
就算天下大亂,他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊!87Please respect copyright.PENANAxmmLfjcCYR
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之人也,物莫之傷,大浸稽天而不溺,87Please respect copyright.PENANA24AuMfgmrQ
這些人啊!有私人軍隊保護,世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的,就算遇上滅世大洪水,他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了,87Please respect copyright.PENANACYcYKshX4g
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0OPAiBQzXi
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。87Please respect copyright.PENANAqzgCy14QY9
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是其塵垢秕糠,將猶陶鑄堯舜者也,孰肯以物為事!87Please respect copyright.PENANA6pqV0JwRiu
只要他把身上的零錢給你,要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情,他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…87Please respect copyright.PENANA9I3qlCrqtq
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宋人次章甫而適越,越人斷發文身,無所用之。87Please respect copyright.PENANArltFIP201K
小紅到歐洲賣手機,結果老外都用蘋果,機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有,87Please respect copyright.PENANAIQxO4gW3wV
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堯治天下之民,平海內之政。87Please respect copyright.PENANAn3MRJuGLvI
金三胖統治著高麗棒子,專制獨裁好不威風,87Please respect copyright.PENANAvdy32DkYGR
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往見四子藐姑射之山,汾水之陽,杳然喪其天下焉。87Please respect copyright.PENANAq5fcWYHDKc
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜,維京群島,最後失魂落魄,灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。87Please respect copyright.PENANAlgpTksxErd
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惠子謂莊子曰:「魏王貽我大瓠之种,我樹之成而實五石。87Please respect copyright.PENANAfMJuq13iSC
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說:「退素君給我派了個任務,讓我接管那個林家醫院87Please respect copyright.PENANARUBwcN8sGn
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以盛水漿,其堅不能自舉也。87Please respect copyright.PENANACLmlfNni6f
那個醫院是搞慈善的,根本就沒有油水。87Please respect copyright.PENANAUYavvniDQY
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剖之以為瓢,則瓠落無所容。87Please respect copyright.PENANAYRLld08Aif
想要經營那個醫院,又擔心它賺不了錢。87Please respect copyright.PENANAQdd1IIp1mf
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非不呺然大也,吾為其無用而掊之。」87Please respect copyright.PENANASZSDk5DtGW
雖然看起來位高權重,可是實際上就是沒用啊~87Please respect copyright.PENANAIx9VzSEYT0
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莊子曰:「夫子固拙于用大矣。87Please respect copyright.PENANAvqBTdgGCHl
焱生君說:「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。87Please respect copyright.PENANA18Tps49STl
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者,世世以洴澼洸為事。87Please respect copyright.PENANA58uG1HXHkE
鬼島這地方最多農夫,世世代代種田為生。87Please respect copyright.PENANA3lNWLf1U8U
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客聞之,請買其方百金。87Please respect copyright.PENANAGEpblqTi8d
外地的人來了之後,用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWbzJ8kZ9f7
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聚族而謀之曰:我世世為洴澼洸,不過數金。87Please respect copyright.PENANAXj2munNoFW
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說:我們世世代代種田,只不過可以討口飯吃,87Please respect copyright.PENANABC7bmfvmoK
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今一朝而鬻技百金,請与之。87Please respect copyright.PENANAlVDni7L6wr
今天把這些地賣給他們,一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子,就賣了吧。87Please respect copyright.PENANA2849jqpOMO
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客得之,以說吳王。越有難,吳王使之將。87Please respect copyright.PENANA0H1E4jLQpi
外地來的人得到地後,投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃,老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持!87Please respect copyright.PENANAhrqlBJM1yz
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冬,与越人水戰,大敗越人,裂地而封之。87Please respect copyright.PENANA8wAaaEtWvT
沒多久,農地上就蓋起了房子,外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆,搖身一變成為鬼島富豪,87Please respect copyright.PENANAeNlE8WoVYW
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能不龜手一也,或以封,或不免于洴澼洸,則所用之异也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAmdbWnlBQi6
同樣是農地,有的人拿來賺大錢,有的人卻只能種種田,那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…87Please respect copyright.PENANAKxT5c22AY0
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今子有五石之瓠,何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖,87Please respect copyright.PENANABBTMxg897r
現在你管了那個林家醫院,不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來,87Please respect copyright.PENANAgRYaWacYLb
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而憂其瓠落無所容?87Please respect copyright.PENANAa0p3MXjV7q
居然在擔心它賺不了錢?87Please respect copyright.PENANAmnilxfvKeh
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫!87Please respect copyright.PENANAp7pPacMu8T
在我看來,你的腦袋裝大便啊~87Please respect copyright.PENANAVuhdQOslzG
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惠子謂莊子曰:吾有大樹,人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨,87Please respect copyright.PENANAIABCNFytL5
定一君又說了:我有一個孫子,人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動,87Please respect copyright.PENANA6h1QdMLlkb
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂,匠者不顧。87Please respect copyright.PENANA9OwKrjq0Mc
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去,國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。87Please respect copyright.PENANA5Tu7JHTv2e
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今子之言,大而無用,眾所同去也。87Please respect copyright.PENANAWIcssDMTDz
現在你說的話,也像他這個人一樣,大而無用啊,沒有人會去相信你說的~87Please respect copyright.PENANA5JszQbhKGj
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莊子曰:子獨不見狸狌乎?卑身而伏,以候敖者;87Please respect copyright.PENANAdXMppf3b9G
焱生君回答說:你沒有看到你的手下嗎?卑躬屈膝,等著你下命令;87Please respect copyright.PENANALfpdOgp605
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東西跳梁,不避高下;中于机辟,死于罔罟。87Please respect copyright.PENANAA6nnvMCyYM
東奔西跑,不辭辛勞;還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話,還得被推出來背黑鍋…87Please respect copyright.PENANAfJ1FXQVmWW
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今夫嫠牛,其大若垂天之云。87Please respect copyright.PENANAA1WYosL11K
現在老爺子的資政,有終身俸,平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了,87Please respect copyright.PENANANhuOWrESNA
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此能為大矣,而不能執鼠。87Please respect copyright.PENANAZt9Wsxodzp
可是你問他老婆,他一定不會修馬桶,這也就是說,大的東西,也要用在合適的地方啊~87Please respect copyright.PENANAXmHrbDSQwG
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今子有大樹,患其無用,何不樹之于無何有之鄉,廣莫之野,87Please respect copyright.PENANAVit4eWCD9b
現在你有這麼個孫子,你怕他沒出息,幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司,讓他去當個空頭董事長87Please respect copyright.PENANA36yKyJorAU
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彷徨乎無為其側,逍遙乎寢臥其下。87Please respect copyright.PENANAw7P0c4WPI5
只管錢砸作業績,愛怎麼搞由他去,87Please respect copyright.PENANA1LczwLjUcT
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不夭斤斧,物無害者,無所可用,安所困苦哉!87Please respect copyright.PENANAcmO2n06jQP
不出風頭就不會吃子彈,低調生活就不會被人批,沒有用處,也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊~87Please respect copyright.PENANApRBCr7nL2A
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