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後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7M10hevyT
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這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHp6ENE9gr
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它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgVF8Ntzqh
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lmjab0IKY
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFv7ZGj0o4
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怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngi9v6k9Rl
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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0lJkD7DdKf
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只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R2OcFVQTG
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9r9rb3HbWh
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEESD5wZqSD
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小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMlhI4TORd6
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欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8MglcBDwLN
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyW9DmM4pRT
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPcUCe1rtw
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UgjyC5C1X
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwrMImoXnPq
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鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBWljiJhGz
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfEN69gzLl
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kX0FhjoyZ
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHVvv1FLAr
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EL5FqmYPV
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湯之問棘也是已：105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUYTsn7SOM
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Vj0Xlq13C
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDPPBIhZQ9O
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCfJWfGhGIl
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOA5qjmqav
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNLYJ0F1Hn
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFKCfP2zcsJ
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHHxtGgtlhb
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ01RChHFRT7
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBBP84vpyRG
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8MGL4oqWi
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyxToGYU5xL
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXk7E5c2w9
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5HetndntK
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD70XfE3sGA
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1Fig8Gtwa
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UnaRCOV4v
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGxaYOjFhQ
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此大小之辯也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtYhQ89tX4y
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡti26K1vU68
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTzfQicWbDZ
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATFCZpEvkL
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDdkT4C60OJ
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2UEEU4jpo
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ43CoWG12GP
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP3OKItEMM4
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbQ7Nf4ug7a
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JsWuaq8Xc
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd83lWipqzx
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhZcJVGUlPR
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy2ZBnVUNlt
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGA3s0LHXm
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoeT0QUkmh
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35fE9HEUpB
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgd0v61m0lJ
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3urHE8myy
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPLYlRZHSk
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpzMQhqZDZ
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBPjzabzS3
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg1dQO47f4L
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCn4WXf7w7
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO3Hgs8WJao
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL15O5DGdiN
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA5Whlpqi9A
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUCMIHppUI
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSkpaFOAXX
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbERNqAuPZp
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLoa5NkLBUI
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz5nrSN1nC1
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吾自視缺然。請致天下。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6cBbZWXBQ
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFaW3BPQDct
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZDUyOHrY2
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfq8r2krYh2
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPXdL0PARsN
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8NY2lMKML
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM1bVtdgVby
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0vbMw0mnt
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名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeb7p6BCmwO
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuPqGBXGYl
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ983L5KpodO
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtsZAR5busI
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinc7OSJMzH
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8JPcuUWUja
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMCHntNzYg
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhhEuptn8gW
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoGEAazx5S
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNFjv3NjCL
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAU3epsIMAY
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJpmp4XADuF
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbtbvYfiiS
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4SM77czPYa
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIza8D8IhC
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMN8XVM5E3
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI2RwURQK6s
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTe9V8Y3em2
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjVO74M3QSH
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUAKM7FDXqK
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpjYze6xilU
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkEP9LTVOKO
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFogrwV5tl
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTFOsUVZdg
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUxVJHHDDwo
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr23QjumfAP
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqIhfbbabo
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr5WmPD4thA
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRICUyWpUc0
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNqt4FEgQQ
不食五谷，吸風飲露；105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhVCEKgIdx
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5fV0OSqJ4
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡquSQXWwCdm
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTDovi9L0n
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijsyfsn7S7
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciB49z1Fce
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2F7F4CXdoY
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAHh3gxvDFo
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRHmVQWWw8
吾以是狂而不信也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbyOieTVc6k
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaH1sKhZgVE
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEGvl3rcZnI
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zhXRvQNHX
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RE8kpqkGl
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYl2uG5WT4k
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCdTTaLo0y5
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGXCPh2fBJ
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBA4D5LI2EN
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg0f9b0xcz
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9fBM4SPku
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyV5Czbnid2
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Ai6QsiQ0u
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDEGeqL7g5
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCO1IrAUPS7
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRYIa5yCnpC
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRPgvwvWhCd
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnf2oXtYRjR
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbPHlVgYiF
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBavRF1mCiZ
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFeR3cl24E
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4QJMbE2aX
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIL7dCNeZpw
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfce7gqtjv
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8dAYXm9Cpj
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz75GkHuyHU
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5G9iUhzlKS
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQS5qQ3N0Fc
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkekpVE7qdO
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkjvuBpLaKv
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Bo82fbPgR
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2A6m0217se
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMxrg9R1jC
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmdWvgbH6r
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy82Ev2Gwa8
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL6UjybspcM
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2K8fGEwRlC
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTKlygofMy
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyFiRdtkDG
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FqfV6TrYf
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3i9ODH41WR
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAlpfDhs7B6
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOIMfXHmR9l
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6cDf1gW5iT
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWSem7SDA0e
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGPXt4UarLj
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMRwp7xF4DY
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzQdVY5zy6
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOfWLI0FTrr
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddjKDqhjuV
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtu8Gq6M0F
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOVOAEPfxh
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLv1v8rNrW
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIpdR5EXRE
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKtyz3cpjK
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG0wc11ktPM
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqxvQLmWpkO
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Xyxw8AIxT
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteTZqV1LpQ
客聞之，請買其方百金。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPo3F9pBzJ
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqDHYbd7LWF
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpTypkuq6T
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDIFGoP60p
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQq3xpeKwZG
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbE65cvqHVw
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdajSRHIXH
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N8akxo54o
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg2RlfnMWj
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiwwtPpkx7i
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfe5npqVOvZ
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchff9Buwoq
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGXm9NLulT
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMA8RYxiTmO
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTy59NfKhM8
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICPGZZtLtO
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgpM8nkqhG
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeafkj3z4lm
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3Y3JY3dJw
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nMqaUOvl5
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAgrUAuuFP
而憂其瓠落無所容？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQTTPWDNZQx
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwSUjj5e7Bz
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdNate54JzJ
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyqDsgz54zV
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6Owp7BDec
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡds0nWes0Y2
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwtnZKX4Ow
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0pCOV2VxGa
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKUCKiyZLzX
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjuhHt1EyP
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzfOnbRjJx
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttr6eJFeue
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡciyGAfaBUJ
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr6iHVGSMZB
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjt5LAkvfy0
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKj2rTiCvd
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlXjEEfkw1k
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kNd6nxBD6
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB7QUaiNsVj
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGhg0VUffrg
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzBnMHLkjo
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUwhPGzD9v
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPMcPH74Xy
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlx7WVUEGeX
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ESBVIhvlr
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0igMu6tCar
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawYitTc8Aq
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F4YhZGzv2
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vkghPmLrx
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcC4bUx56FF
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwLlBKCBqb6
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtcBNsSCPE4
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQGr2AY7HE
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMep7P9KqAV
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw378RA1tqF
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOwefyOeGw
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsKiAzrk02
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgx5oFWZGqp
105Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmYdTctr1H8
結論：大人的世界好骯髒……copyright protection101ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVKj4RN5bW
