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在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGl9XANUFRf
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現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlksiOH0SxY
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大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVN0XFR3nfT
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMuRNOYONJ7
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEViCAaGXp
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjGH7uFWip
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3z4ZSGz2nx
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWMUBexKl6
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcTKdum6My1
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLtdxnPLVA7
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2M0MZv85hH
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo90CGorsj1
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyUuHoyyg3Q
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAJZUcF0LC
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此大小之辯也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyRjgfSOvV
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUikX6LMmFm
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWuThsZ2emI
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0fmtuP2GS
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像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5WRkikO7nv
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像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSqhJLz4zHs
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd7IR0eP0f9
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk7ACRlcWVU
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DAJuAYjAd
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVl3xdoJ9j
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7XOrd6KfYm
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMHneVuZat
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQMlA0HSKo
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDFSk37gx6q
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO79HscOIKV
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LoqychnI1
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2DjbkMo8v9
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4EUs5tFmQo
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMPwN1nZiWJ
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHv8LtbBQo
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqziWmjkmCg
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ50YA9K4klU
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK9726umqQY
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWZFx8pBtL
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夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlJ0oPvKfl
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIWhHCOQ2qj
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我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1StIviyxI
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許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf3eqVAYCqh
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyDir61Wpzu
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出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ624dLMrvr4
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男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQyBULnHcS8
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偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6BQzyFvB6
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sFFmr34DW
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歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4iNVRmAmX
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHrpm7MNaQr
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庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡragJXbBkMY
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhtpHPwuDHl
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肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KRwcrV4JB
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdIUYzRU0a
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吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGUfyrsZnwJ
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqXGkWfcQg
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連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiQTRhlRFS
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡADjykEuARl
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曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpStfLkx7bc
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MQklbYQLQ
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肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWiepy0K58W
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi8J8s4krU6
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不食五谷，吸風飲露；98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyEXN4vOOBW
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKU5t2yyn0s
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乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qv3eAz2oa
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ844C7DavD
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其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb68H9mhIoF
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnOYsr65BB
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吾以是狂而不信也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfl8XvuedT
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7gJ5JacPM
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連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZFhmSLulw
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3i97byGAd
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豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOOyt6VmRqI
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo7MGgTSPAs
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之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfiWIoS5gi
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNFpzlGtev3
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世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKq6H9vzeL
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1qhBMX40t
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之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAV4GCdcbr
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY3tpk4bi9c
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大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJDqNk31wf
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtuiWTD15Wa
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是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUNExesShtp
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWUPTNsUTo
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宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlA3s7s8DHF
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQ54F3UWU2
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堯治天下之民，平海內之政。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡat4eWcH5Po
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhfQlUTgQO
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往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnOPr2MDKRs
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8CKns6hmm8
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惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmhlwYV1Rq
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7h7dA75vQ
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以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaxdv4br53
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSga9nnJutf
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剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtJcGfgRHm
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzC5J0ttuW
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非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR9f3QujHb
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFCKhHthbWM
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莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHO94oH95d
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtfy0wJohe
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宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7R6hWuY5A
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcw3r44XOsf
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客聞之，請買其方百金。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR1HXjDrhJ
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2uf5WkaU9D
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聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbxUTudxWv
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgY0w4WReQ0
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今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqMGXGzrU7n
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqnlqUqnLEd
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客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC2zjZgTra0
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBob2iBp4g
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冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyyn7RnoKPz
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLEa9PcsqCw
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能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡayLyGDW4oL
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD9pNjf0LGD
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今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYqax6Ntbc
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOmECFTDqA
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而憂其瓠落無所容？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8pWzztGnWR
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbGWPjBJX2
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則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxzs79WNxT
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF74m3UFEED
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惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNjeELvUlTI
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡks2RAPvRzX
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其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwx2bix5Er
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZTQQuFmle
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今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsEeZHpieuX
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiWz9M3O8p
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莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMlLM3b4hG
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1XZYw8KzWT
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東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1zCnloqxtH
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvFctbkdLh
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今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8h8vCxV90
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDnvizZuUdf
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此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nwqw233Xd
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BAAUazo5M
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今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqv4XWAZZEX
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJzNjtYTR3
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彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAzLxwmxv1
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJK4x4xvXp
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不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePKNAijXPP
不出風頭就不會吃子彈，低調生活就不會被人批，沒有用處，也就不會有什麼困難痛苦啊～98Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYlyJp6NXBL
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