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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「說難」
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作者:秦朝結巴話嘮‧韓非106Please respect copyright.PENANAY2Lts8ki10

第一話、員工難為106Please respect copyright.PENANA5xsM28Zjl6
You can try to push over it106Please respect copyright.PENANAkSYggPfIyu
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凡說之難:非吾知之有以說之之難也,106Please respect copyright.PENANAlnyNaBV9Vg
身為一個員工,最困難的地方,不是在於自己的才智能不能滿足老闆,106Please respect copyright.PENANAgf9ewq4M8C
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又非吾辯之能明吾意之難也,106Please respect copyright.PENANA5OsEBCgxMb
也不是在於自己的口才,能不能明確的表達想法,106Please respect copyright.PENANAO2qXhWnlIw
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又非吾敢橫失而能盡之難也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAE1x6G8JWFv
更不是在於自己能不能不計得失的,將意見全部表達出來。106Please respect copyright.PENANA7tyyrPvObe
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凡說之難:在知所說之心,可以吾說當之。106Please respect copyright.PENANAeeTLlzU4vA
身為一個員工,最困難的地方在於:「如何了解老闆的心理,然後用自己的言詞去配合他?」106Please respect copyright.PENANAAD38bvYGj9
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第二話、爭名逐利106Please respect copyright.PENANAAYcE7n954t
Somebody's desire decides everything106Please respect copyright.PENANAfZ8y7T7hBc
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所說出於為名高者也,而說之以厚利,106Please respect copyright.PENANAhbEtPLRYRV
老闆是個注重名聲、理想的人,員工卻以賺更多錢為目標來替老闆工作,106Please respect copyright.PENANAr6UAE2tLj4
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則見下節而遇卑賤,必棄遠矣。106Please respect copyright.PENANAgTRUmGGdFx
那這名老闆自然會認為這個員工品味低俗,甚至因而虧待這個員工,那這個員工當然會被疏遠遺棄。106Please respect copyright.PENANA96E4Hj6a5q
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所說出於厚利者也,而說之以名高,106Please respect copyright.PENANAhTV8NiPtwu
反過來說,老闆是個死要錢的人,而員工卻拿博取名聲、追求夢想為目標來為老闆工作,106Please respect copyright.PENANA1FBFJiYQt3
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則見無心而遠事情,必不收矣。106Please respect copyright.PENANAFwBBFpTuTq
那老闆當然會認為這個員工的腦袋不清楚、不切實際,自然也不會重用這個員工。106Please respect copyright.PENANAZU5AAPTzGm
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所說陰為厚利而顯為名高者也,106Please respect copyright.PENANAKB8mcNL6iE
最糟的一種情況,就是老闆表面看起來注重名聲,但實際上卻是個死要錢的。106Please respect copyright.PENANAwhzCR9sLJ8
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而說之以名高,則陽收其身而實疏之;106Please respect copyright.PENANA4S1dee1Zlj
員工把博取名聲、追求理想當作目標,表面上看起來,老闆當然樂於接受,但私底下一定會漸漸疏遠這個員工;106Please respect copyright.PENANAESAevsnXd6
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說之以厚利,則陰用其言顯棄其身矣。106Please respect copyright.PENANAr6ftjtIkt3
可是呢?當員工把賺大錢作為目標時。就算這個老闆心底接受,還是很有可能會暗中採取員工的建議,但卻表現出一付鄙視員工的模樣來撇清關係。106Please respect copyright.PENANAD8WemrHKpV
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此不可不察也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAkg0zJj3sEx
這些,都是身為一個員工,不能不知道的事情。106Please respect copyright.PENANAviFsw2UeMj
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第三話、必死無疑106Please respect copyright.PENANAYZ1EsyGmMt
Fortunately, this is a democratic era106Please respect copyright.PENANAFW7um50AWt
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夫事以密成,語以泄敗。106Please respect copyright.PENANAh3pjHSRoeE
有很多事情,默默的去推行就能成功,大肆張揚反而會導致失敗。106Please respect copyright.PENANARUAYoX3oxZ
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未必其身泄之也,而語及所匿之事,如此者身危。106Please respect copyright.PENANApZVPiCHa1W
也不一定是有意去四處張揚,往往是在言談之間,無意地說到了老闆內心隱藏的秘密,像這樣,身為員工的就你死定了!106Please respect copyright.PENANAOSQpQfnUDU
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彼顯有所出事,而乃以成他故,說者不徒知所出而已矣,106Please respect copyright.PENANAjxsenLR4WS
當老闆很明顯的有所企圖時,而你想說為了幫助這個老闆,不僅把你自己所知道的事全部說出來,106Please respect copyright.PENANA1KKRaB6xvK
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又知其所以為,如此者身危。106Please respect copyright.PENANAeGlHVItNNp
甚至還表現出一付對老闆的心思瞭若指掌的樣子,這麼一來…你也死定了!106Please respect copyright.PENANAFOaqFk2MSy
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規異事而當,知者揣之外而得之,106Please respect copyright.PENANAkYNFGInava
也許老闆己經擺明了態度,但是你看出了老闆其實另有目的,106Please respect copyright.PENANAAbZKCE5FrX
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事泄於外,必以為己也,如此者身危。106Please respect copyright.PENANAB1RoGy73ID
最糟的是,還讓老闆曉得你看穿了內幕,那好,當事機泄露的時候,老闆一定會認為是你幹的,那…你還是死定了!106Please respect copyright.PENANAeiPd3sS87k
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周澤未渥也,而語極知,106Please respect copyright.PENANAyahqzXYH1H
如果老闆對你的信賴還沒有達到深厚的程度,而你就把心裡的盤算全部托出來,106Please respect copyright.PENANAkf09t3CmcJ
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說行而有功,則德忘;106Please respect copyright.PENANAxONPemMd4O
即使意見被採納實行,就算見到了成效,老闆也不會記得你提供意見的功勞;106Please respect copyright.PENANAUo4UyxYaUa
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說不行而有敗,則見疑,如此者身危。106Please respect copyright.PENANAe1F1QUoD7s
相反的,如果意見行不通而且遭到失敗的時候,那麼你就會被老闆質疑,像這樣,你…仍舊是死定了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAr1RwWp4UAY
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貴人有過端,而說者明言禮義以挑其惡,如此者身危。106Please respect copyright.PENANAVXgAZ7vnLC
也許老闆作了錯誤的決策,這時候你卻用一些正確的理論、方法去推論出老闆所犯下過失的有多麼嚴重,那麼…你依然是死定了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAQdEHJB7NvI
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貴人或得計而欲自以為功,說者與知焉,如此者身危。106Please respect copyright.PENANAcH9ti8BOwm
老闆也許聽到什麼不錯的建議,打算拿來當作自己的意見,而你擺明了知道這個意見是打那兒來的,那麼…你一定是死定了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAqnz55jGc6c
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強以其所不能為,止以其所不能已,如此者身危。106Please respect copyright.PENANAQ8kZBD7crE
老闆堅持不做的事,你卻勉強老闆去推行,老闆堅持一定要作的事,你卻阻止老闆去運作,那麼…你終究是死定了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAyS18X6rDjy
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第四話、上意難測106Please respect copyright.PENANAU28Va62CKm
Unfortunately, there is such a thing forever106Please respect copyright.PENANAaAABdYeQbw
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故與之論大人,則以為間己矣;106Please respect copyright.PENANAiVQqR1xUEi
對老闆批評職位高的人,老闆會認為你在離間高層彼此間的關係;106Please respect copyright.PENANAgPSRq6PEW0
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與之論細人,則以為賣重。106Please respect copyright.PENANAxzAo0sqxm4
對老闆議論職位低的人,老闆又會認為這個你在故作權威,倚老賣老。106Please respect copyright.PENANAPCTItkPiYL
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論其所愛,則以為借資;106Please respect copyright.PENANAhLsS9skz0G
拍老闆的馬屁,那老闆會認為你打算利用他;106Please respect copyright.PENANAEQjyzMSo5R
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論其所憎,則以為嘗己也,106Please respect copyright.PENANAhXJJPTc9sd
討論老闆所不喜歡的,老闆會認為你在測試他的耐性。106Please respect copyright.PENANAQ749FDWx12
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徑省其說,則以為不智而拙之;106Please respect copyright.PENANAcT4VDUOQ4h
如果你說話精簡扼要,那老闆會認為你可能是沒有才智的,甚至是在言談中來侮辱這個你;106Please respect copyright.PENANA3Uo844L1BN
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米鹽博辯,則以為多而交之。106Please respect copyright.PENANA0Rf5NTZCK3
如果你講話引經據典,頭頭是道,那麼老闆又會認為個你只是會說大話,擅長搧風點火的人。106Please respect copyright.PENANATOYiW2mH3Y
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略事陳意,則曰怯懦而不盡;106Please respect copyright.PENANAJhuZmhTlTD
如果你一昧的順從老闆的主張來做事,那老闆又會認為這個你沒有擔當而且做事不盡心力。106Please respect copyright.PENANApNrn6npt5t
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慮事廣肆,則曰草野而倨侮。106Please respect copyright.PENANAGlnalJsf5m
如果你深謀遠慮,那麼老闆認為說這個你喜歡鑽牛角尖,並且認為他驕傲侮慢。106Please respect copyright.PENANATuakRgIhJO
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此說之難,不可不知也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAwfyTqUDS9I
這些都是身為一個員工的難處,是不能不知道的啊。106Please respect copyright.PENANAf2dpn4F6mp
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第五話、見風轉舵106Please respect copyright.PENANApeUCDhHjn3
Successful first Condition106Please respect copyright.PENANAIhbjCEvsH8
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凡說之務,在知飾所說之所矜而滅其所恥。106Please respect copyright.PENANAjpSd1vuJOS
大凡身為一個員工,最重要的一件事,在於懂得去美化老闆所引以為傲的事情,而忽視老闆曾經幹過的蠢事。106Please respect copyright.PENANAMxaXRMBmej
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彼有私急也,必以公義示而強之。106Please respect copyright.PENANAXLxPZyluia
老闆有心循私時,只能利用群眾的力量來加以約束。106Please respect copyright.PENANAm4Ix2zjEWx
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其意有下也,然而不能已,106Please respect copyright.PENANAsBtZrsyNXQ
但是在這種情況下,就算老闆真的決定放棄了,也會因為沒有台階下而硬撐下去,106Please respect copyright.PENANAXjVFQYfaCb
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說者為之飾其美,而少其不為也。106Please respect copyright.PENANALEWeEnHcbE
這時候,身為員工的你,就要懂得適時的給老闆一個台階下,並且美化老闆這樣的行為,這樣,才能降低老闆的抗拒心理。106Please respect copyright.PENANA38YYOPW3Zz
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其心有高也,而實不能及,106Please respect copyright.PENANA5Oz22dqJqB
有時候老闆滿懷雄心壯志,並提出了不可能達成的目標,106Please respect copyright.PENANAotJmsybpCb
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說者為之舉其過而見其惡,而多其不行也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAnNZWQ1agLA
這時候,你就要委婉的,把別人失敗的案例拿來,設法讓老闆自己看出裡面的問題,讓老闆自己明智的去否定自己所曾經作下的決定。106Please respect copyright.PENANAR94Bwx9IWM
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有欲矜以智能,則為之舉異事之同類者,106Please respect copyright.PENANAncem84ojl9
老闆想出一個自滿的餿主意時,你就要為老闆舉出其它相同類型的實例,106Please respect copyright.PENANAUcjZNQwXyt
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多為之地,使之資說於我,而佯不知也以資其智。106Please respect copyright.PENANAm2LBpUGNd1
並且為這個餿主意多方設想,讓這個餿主意能夠符合你所想建議的,106Please respect copyright.PENANAW8dg716EYE
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而佯不知也以資其智。106Please respect copyright.PENANAnCG8d53USh
最後還得要裝出一付要沒幫上什麼忙的樣子,讓這個餿主意仍舊是老闆的主意。106Please respect copyright.PENANAVPp95waca8
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欲內相存之言,則必以美名明之,而微見其合於私利也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAq6a6eocii4
倘若有一些不能儘如人意的建議,那就用冠冕堂皇的理由去加以包裝,並且還要稍微讓老闆看出其中的好處。106Please respect copyright.PENANAzdUZm0wxcH
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欲陳危害之事,則顯其毀誹而微見其合於私患也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAR0f27uqjMJ
碰上明顯會造成問題的決定時,那就先把作這個決定的壞處提出來,而這個壞處,要能正好符合老闆所忌諱的。106Please respect copyright.PENANAomXilkiRRv
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第六話、千穿萬穿106Please respect copyright.PENANA0LuX4PhmG9
Depend on this106Please respect copyright.PENANASfGsNJ48d0
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譽異人與同行者,106Please respect copyright.PENANAcWbHUfwcCd
不要直接拍老闆馬屁,而是對那些和老闆作了相同事情的人,大力的加以歌頌;106Please respect copyright.PENANAlvt2XgM2p0
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規異事與同計者。106Please respect copyright.PENANAXRq9yko5x1
不要直接規勸老闆,而是把那些和老闆決定差不多的事,拿出來輕輕討論。106Please respect copyright.PENANAjTwMWu3Iwt
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有與同汙者,則必以大飾其無傷也;106Please respect copyright.PENANAqUFR3dbsjJ
粉飾那些和老闆犯下相同過錯的人,讓老闆覺得自己的過錯其實沒那麼嚴重,106Please respect copyright.PENANAtDC0pyuth1
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有與同敗者,則必以明飾其無失也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAzpbegessHL
維護那些和老闆一樣失敗的人,讓老闆覺得自己其實沒那麼失敗。106Please respect copyright.PENANAbaoObOnGiE
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彼自多其力,則毋以其難概之也;106Please respect copyright.PENANAKAHVOXagqR
老闆喜歡誇耀自己力量強大,那就不要找些難題來令老闆為難。106Please respect copyright.PENANA2C2rqegNUy
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自勇其斷,則無以其謫怒之;106Please respect copyright.PENANAtaZb6N9h4z
老闆認為是明智的決斷,就不要拿一些顧慮、意見來惹老闆生氣;106Please respect copyright.PENANA97bcyCqPpl
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自智其計,則毋以其敗窮之。106Please respect copyright.PENANAMwLLHSyQ9D
老闆自認為是高明的計策,就不要拿以往的失敗經驗來讓老闆難堪;106Please respect copyright.PENANAqjKBvjdW8D
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大意無所拂悟,辭言無所擊摩,然後極騁智辯焉。106Please respect copyright.PENANAtDDeol6Xbg
當你能夠不違逆到老闆的心意,談話間不會再有摩擦時,然後才能夠放手施展,一展長才。106Please respect copyright.PENANABCzld4Fr1O
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此道所得,親近不疑而得盡辭也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAIpzlEYHKWT
拍馬屁能夠拍到這個地步時,就能和老闆親近而且不會被懷疑,這時…才能說盡心裡的話啊。106Please respect copyright.PENANA1xvATIFyaH
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第七話、鐵証如山106Please respect copyright.PENANALxSg8LZOj9
I do not want to admit , but this is true106Please respect copyright.PENANAvGouoe0987
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伊尹為宰,百里奚為虜,106Please respect copyright.PENANA8KL00TLZH5
不屑嗎?以前商朝的開國宰相伊尹幹過廚師,秦朝的名相百里奚還曾經當過奴隸,106Please respect copyright.PENANA9cLyH9MHjU
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皆所以干其上也。106Please respect copyright.PENANA2eANeBH0Ao
他們都曾經透過這些管道來找到工作,得到昇遷機會,最後得到老闆器重。106Please respect copyright.PENANA5JBRii140k
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此二人者,皆聖人也;然猶不能無役身以進,如此其汙也!106Please respect copyright.PENANAirwTfLuWL5
放到現代,這兩個人都能算是跨國集團的總經理了吧?但是,他們也不得不作些低賤的事來求得晉昇,而且…可能更下流吧!106Please respect copyright.PENANAlRPXI7gKch
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今以吾言為宰虜,而可以聽用而振世,此非能仕之所恥也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAyrZ5kfQPcC
就算我現在說的這一套是無恥的話,可是最後,它能讓我的理想抱負實現,那麼這個就不是那些故作清高的衛道人士有資格來批評的了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAVytLvbSMV4
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夫曠日離久,而周澤既渥,深計而不疑,引爭而不罪,106Please respect copyright.PENANAgapgfKv6AI
等到歷經很長的時間之後,老闆對你的信賴已經很深厚了,你長遠的計劃也不會被質疑,就算有什麼爭議也不會被清算時,106Please respect copyright.PENANAIvgbhMn9yi
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則明割利害以致其功,106Please respect copyright.PENANAzRCZ7SKDZk
這時候就可以清楚的計算利害關係,幫助老闆建立名聲、達成夢想、穫取利益的目標,106Please respect copyright.PENANAlHQCT7oghW
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直指是非以飾其身,106Please respect copyright.PENANAkucXtkPeXO
這時也能直接規勸老闆,進而讓老闆擁有好的名聲,106Please respect copyright.PENANAzjwqWpxkFP
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以此相持,此說之成也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAdAxqx1LnfI
用這樣的辦法為老闆工作,就是一個成功的員工了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAcO2JeY8MjO
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第八話、沈默是金106Please respect copyright.PENANAblfe4uddhw
Sometimes, if you want to live on106Please respect copyright.PENANA1T75Syfe7i
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昔者鄭武公欲伐胡,故先以其女妻胡君以娛其意。106Please respect copyright.PENANAyVjOaojnBA
從前有點軟想搶奧梨仔的市場,為此,老比還特地和老賈打好關係,多次到人家公司去參觀。106Please respect copyright.PENANAUDu1ImzYBH
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因問於群臣:「吾欲用兵,誰可伐者?」106Please respect copyright.PENANAl3OFSY3blF
之後他還問公司的成員們說:「公司要擴展市場,你們說朝那邊好呢?」106Please respect copyright.PENANAMfihh1DRZf
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大夫關其思對曰:「胡可伐。」武公怒而戮之,106Please respect copyright.PENANA70ZVFRUJ3g
合作夥伴老保回答說:「搶奧梨仔的吧。」老比很生氣,沒多久老保就離開了公司,106Please respect copyright.PENANAoPwH6NIKFI
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曰:「胡,兄弟之國也。子言伐之,何也?」106Please respect copyright.PENANABuEAqksk3v
老比說:「老賈是我哥兒們,你說搶他生意是什麼意思!」106Please respect copyright.PENANABsl79sVRdA
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胡君聞之,以鄭為親己,遂不備鄭。106Please respect copyright.PENANACmwhWXCpiF
老賈聽到這話,從此認為老比是自己的兄弟,再也不提防他,106Please respect copyright.PENANAUT8g0hIV8W
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鄭人襲胡,取之。106Please respect copyright.PENANAYIwu0trCSJ
沒多久,有點軟就推出了爛窗戶,佔領了奧梨仔的市場。106Please respect copyright.PENANAiMDq3DHLzQ
106Please respect copyright.PENANAI4ySpPZOL5
宋有富人,天雨牆壞。106Please respect copyright.PENANAYJOveOYFrQ
知名藝人王小寶,兩個兒子和他長得一點都不像。106Please respect copyright.PENANApJD2aGGSsf
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其子曰:「不築,必將有盜。」其鄰人之父亦云。106Please respect copyright.PENANA8xBW2PL0vd
經紀人說:「你兒子和你一點都不像。」,隔壁老王也是這麼說。106Please respect copyright.PENANARVXuY7aEZD
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暮而果大亡其財。其家甚智其子,而疑鄰人之父。106Please respect copyright.PENANAY04AX6qJ7W
後來驗DNA,兒子果然不是他的,他覺得經紀人真是聰明,但是卻懷疑起鄰壁老王來了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAWYRTsQ1Dv1
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此二人說者皆當矣,厚者為戮,薄者見疑,106Please respect copyright.PENANAaONepLlPut
老保也好,隔壁老王也罷,看法都是正確的,然而情節嚴重的離開了公司,情節沒那麼嚴重的也要遭受懷疑,106Please respect copyright.PENANAMrsEkVulyZ
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則非知之難也,處知則難也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAAQuo5U9qJE
所以說,知道這些事情並不難,但是曉得如何去處理,才是最難的。106Please respect copyright.PENANAUw5maphELQ
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故繞朝之言當矣,其為聖人于晉,而為戮于秦也,此不可不察。106Please respect copyright.PENANAKXDflJ9vaT
所以張大帥的兒子在東北呼風喚雨,在台北卻是屋漏更逢連夜雨。這些,都是身為一個員工在講話前,不能不注意的事。106Please respect copyright.PENANA94peqAEHep
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第九話、前車之鑑106Please respect copyright.PENANAV8slnSV1Aa
In conformity with the request of audience, all right! This is BL106Please respect copyright.PENANAr83ZmZM93D
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昔者彌子瑕有寵於衛君。106Please respect copyright.PENANA041sqpllqW
從前有個美彎男,被他的老闆深入淺出的寵愛。106Please respect copyright.PENANAvS5yRryEAB
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衛國之法:竊駕君車者刖。106Please respect copyright.PENANA7wU9ZkylFZ
按照公司規定,偷開老闆車子的人要打斷腳骨。106Please respect copyright.PENANAiaRoJJQhnr
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彌子瑕母病,人閒往夜告彌子,彌子矯駕君車以出。106Please respect copyright.PENANAJ1kDakXJFD
美彎男的母親病了,有人連夜通知他這件事,美彎男就詐稱有老闆的命令,私自把老闆的車子給開了出去。106Please respect copyright.PENANAJYOBnxkdOI
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君聞而賢之,曰:「孝哉!為母之故,亡其刖罪。」106Please respect copyright.PENANA8fBsTMNQvt
老闆聽到這件事反而讚美他說:「多孝順啊,為了母親的病,竟然不惜被打斷腳骨!」106Please respect copyright.PENANAueriPOPa2E
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異日,與君遊於果園,食桃而甘,不盡,以其半啖君。106Please respect copyright.PENANAXUHynBkasQ
有一天,美彎男和他老闆到觀光果園去玩,美彎男吃到一個甜桃子,沒吃完就餵給他老闆。106Please respect copyright.PENANADW44eUT45W
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君曰:「愛我哉!忘其口味以啖寡人。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAFF9ndwYyGq
他老闆還說:「真愛我啊,自己不吃卻想著我!」106Please respect copyright.PENANAokntpCoiGt
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及彌子色衰愛弛,得罪於君,106Please respect copyright.PENANAdECm2QT1oA
等到美彎男變成了老丑彎男,老闆也不再寵愛他了,有一天老丑彎男不小心得罪了老闆。106Please respect copyright.PENANArNUPgjrEC7
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君曰:「是固嘗矯駕吾車,又嘗啖我以餘桃。」106Please respect copyright.PENANAVb0xx2or3M
老闆說(指):「這傢伙曾經假借我的命令偷開我的車!還曾經把吃剩下的桃子給我吃!」106Please respect copyright.PENANA1vAWlQfMvR
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故彌子之行未變於初也,而以前之所以見賢而後獲罪者,愛憎之變也。106Please respect copyright.PENANAXnBYV81jA5
老丑彎男的所作所為和當初一樣沒有改變,以前所以被認是好的,後來變成是過錯的原因,只是因為老闆己經不愛他了。106Please respect copyright.PENANA6CBGyWxNI2
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故有愛於主,則智當而加親;106Please respect copyright.PENANAVvJwtEFvYg
所以說,當你被老闆寵愛時,自然會認為你聰明能幹,愈加親近。106Please respect copyright.PENANAA4SbLq7ieQ
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有憎於主,則智不當見罪而加疏。106Please respect copyright.PENANAy0YhxsWdXU
當你被老闆討厭了,自然就認為你罪該萬死,當然也就更加疏遠了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAtxZlJKMR30
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故諫說談論之士,不可不察愛憎之主而後說焉。106Please respect copyright.PENANAPYOOflhbye
結論是,身為一個員工,就算你不惜犧牲,而讓老闆無比的寵愛你,最後還是要隨時注意老闆的心情來做事情。106Please respect copyright.PENANA51M4nvP9nS
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第十話、視死如歸106Please respect copyright.PENANAccyZhVv64S
The brave child mustn't cry106Please respect copyright.PENANAYeXfieVAfY
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夫龍之為蟲也,柔可狎而騎也;106Please respect copyright.PENANAbIdJHuFcBJ
基本上龍應該是屬於冰血動物爬蟲那一類的吧,以前聽說有人可以馴養、戲弄、騎乘牠。106Please respect copyright.PENANA5AY2PhhLRw
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然其喉下有逆鱗徑尺,若人有嬰之者,則必殺人。106Please respect copyright.PENANA48khS1Mxeo
可是傳說在龍的喉嚨下端有一片倒著長的鱗片,叫逆鱗,要不小心觸動它,觸動逆鱗的人,那就死定了。106Please respect copyright.PENANAgjYfmNwEyn
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人主亦有逆鱗,說者能無嬰人主之逆鱗,則幾矣。106Please respect copyright.PENANAAO8U60WTxa
老闆們多半也是冷血動物,所以身上有逆鱗也是很合理的事情(而且比狗毛還多),而員工不曾去觸犯到老闆逆鱗的,那就可以說是相當罕見的。copyright protection102PENANAvrHvGcgc70

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結論:怪不得大家都喜歡創業當老闆,畢竟大頭症這種病沒藥醫,反正從古至今,員工死啊死的都習慣了,有一首詩正好是最佳的証明:106Please respect copyright.PENANAXHUvsMdwKX
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離離墳上草,一歲一枯榮,野火燒不盡,春風吹又生; 106Please respect copyright.PENANAl4ZQk3InCe
那些觸犯到逆鱗的人,他們墳上的草己經長的比人還高了,這些草每陣子就會枯萎,就像這些人最終難免會被歷史的洪流所淹沒、為世人所遺忘。然後…再過一陣子又會出現一堆笨蛋,然後他們的墳上再長出一堆新的草來。這些草用火燒也燒不完,每次只要那個老闆臉色好一點,過陣子就會長出一堆新的來。106Please respect copyright.PENANA0zVU5oGiUr
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遠芳侵古道,晴翠接荒城,又送王孫去,萋萋滿別情。106Please respect copyright.PENANAUxOUo8X6wA
這些墓仔埔上的草有多少呢,大概可以用滿山遍野來形容,某些公司年資久一點的員工都知道,只要仔細觀察過,就會赫然發現…他這一路走來,道路兩旁幾乎滿滿的都是吧?很多公司簡直是綠油油的啊!剛才,又送了一個高級主管去了…唉,真是叫忍不住心有戚戚然啊…copyright protection102PENANAxSVoQZsJem

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