作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡORxdYn319X先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWkTsgPsnXP
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0Mqo9u0ln
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzdTnVkvfN
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yMwHTgGU0
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB7ry5gn8A
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZKlReLAGr
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好讀書，不求甚解；537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHXlwX3QfI
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ97sS28mqGu
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmREFodwHL
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW2Afpu2cO
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd9Yi4EYsWl
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIcWRfspr43
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSHyLtw4ud
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGT3K8O65mN
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5QxJydtDh
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTmydrQmIGg
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyBZkw5mj0
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg4wiMMm4ud
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR1izYQPkAG
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaydOJ3LVa
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwKhxwwO4G
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDsSjER1Ngw
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG8Bf2XJhlC
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGDoHqEILMp
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmeR7LFjX2
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzpjUggGM5t
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡySNW64reJ0
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtf1ffcXXK
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMHUWJaHW42
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzlaLpjj6V6
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYWeb4wWWi
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCpDZZ1TNUC
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！537Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PGqbBSZsO
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ 8964 copyright protection533ＰＥＮＡＮＡLs1OcZMm7d 維尼
