
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1087Please respect copyright.PENANAxSYnLKrLVA
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1087Please respect copyright.PENANA8HWHBf44Ao
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1087Please respect copyright.PENANABIQ1Rv2Ehq
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAJPOmmQmA3f
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAWT98ESAPhw
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1087Please respect copyright.PENANAw6eClZSpZX
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好讀書,不求甚解;1087Please respect copyright.PENANAVsEQaaXKvc
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1087Please respect copyright.PENANA6ffftJy3nt
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAmu8KuU2jGG
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAg2HhSRkrNx
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAdv17FdfpQy
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAUBIAkEqSQl
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1087Please respect copyright.PENANAufSP5OmPpy
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1087Please respect copyright.PENANAcURqhoSYD7
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1087Please respect copyright.PENANAovKwfjrSeJ
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1087Please respect copyright.PENANALdcD4AHTlw
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAQntbeAmIQT
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1087Please respect copyright.PENANARUseLA8JWd
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1087Please respect copyright.PENANAfFUX2rZYcE
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1087Please respect copyright.PENANAeNAOgMQMnh
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1087Please respect copyright.PENANA2zVc4n7wGP
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAB9TdwQMfxM
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAl2BvigDopQ
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAcnRE8kxeX8
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1087Please respect copyright.PENANAlq29suiP6R
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1087Please respect copyright.PENANAZbVKg0cFBP
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1087Please respect copyright.PENANA9Zuw0CMrWz
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1087Please respect copyright.PENANAI3sS9wqQap
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1087Please respect copyright.PENANA2RmMWxIiLQ
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1087Please respect copyright.PENANAW0kcK1kpOK
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1087Please respect copyright.PENANAHn91jtJILZ
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1087Please respect copyright.PENANAscP1HbGlVW
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1087Please respect copyright.PENANAiYeOy8H8NU
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!