
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1085Please respect copyright.PENANAFHEAhWydtB
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1085Please respect copyright.PENANA0akm0xpl1b
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAWioZx2hsZp
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1085Please respect copyright.PENANA8CnuhpWroO
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1085Please respect copyright.PENANADEElO9bQJ8
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1085Please respect copyright.PENANAAHLEJRAomX
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好讀書,不求甚解;1085Please respect copyright.PENANAnzu7iC5WJu
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1085Please respect copyright.PENANAIsaFsupvR8
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1085Please respect copyright.PENANANCvxAQsxTF
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAbTWN2Arq6b
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAiFQ9De6gHM
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1085Please respect copyright.PENANA3gO7Ht2BlY
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1085Please respect copyright.PENANAxUvJdmvKLm
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1085Please respect copyright.PENANAJa976b1eH3
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1085Please respect copyright.PENANAI4vIjFywHr
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1085Please respect copyright.PENANArBZPG7OXPV
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1085Please respect copyright.PENANArSIPG1yKy5
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAAxH7P2PBdu
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1085Please respect copyright.PENANA1LXLsXqumV
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1085Please respect copyright.PENANAcXx8TxuzY3
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAJbFVOJNDdq
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAoPrN0pjO2d
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAWpRMiBR6MA
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAN1L6TrN1oQ
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1085Please respect copyright.PENANAzB0Bc3fRPA
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1085Please respect copyright.PENANAwRYSLXHVZC
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1085Please respect copyright.PENANASQwxtReaUM
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1085Please respect copyright.PENANACkLO8Jno2Z
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1085Please respect copyright.PENANATMMEHXO1SA
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1085Please respect copyright.PENANAgK2CoMtHm9
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1085Please respect copyright.PENANA6z21aDkw1a
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1085Please respect copyright.PENANAB4dX1Qp2YW
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1085Please respect copyright.PENANAau9Z8AOWPC
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!