作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqW7JIpAQD先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxy0WCJkEdg
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7hDjK6N7s
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfvWV27l6r
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB59Yw8kQH
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIrJjLcGxg
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZbXJWNzUb
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好讀書，不求甚解；352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfHyAQ90PH
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2V7s7L3duN
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhq36l7FYl
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp7aOpK3oVX
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWZIl87D6X
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOSyPpIEGf
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzkWsrfl8h
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9RV6kLujk
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBIUKrJmzV
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRHmWi2FwiA
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDyqXqkCoi
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb5rbwf0eL
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfHlmpRQcF
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNuQvTRE6rp
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBU64cAoUk
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpsZUpA6dMh
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVKaTpKNXw
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF5xypRqRgk
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3PoUbzJkMR
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWGYIZpYjZ
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6elcthTkfV
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ06tmOMyOxT
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmseQYWTPX1
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgE5iAcGPF6
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUdaoZyx41L
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKr7wX3NSr0
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！352Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS6Yd2hOhz
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ copyright protection348ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbSwUzB7mV
