作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPgepwLatn先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxSYnLKrLVA
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8HWHBf44Ao
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIQ1Rv2Ehq
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJPOmmQmA3f
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWT98ESAPhw
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw6eClZSpZX
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好讀書，不求甚解；1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVsEQaaXKvc
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ffftJy3nt
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmu8KuU2jGG
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg2HhSRkrNx
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdv17FdfpQy
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBIAkEqSQl
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡufSP5OmPpy
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcURqhoSYD7
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡovKwfjrSeJ
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLdcD4AHTlw
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQntbeAmIQT
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUseLA8JWd
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfFUX2rZYcE
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNAOgMQMnh
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2zVc4n7wGP
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9TdwQMfxM
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2BvigDopQ
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcnRE8kxeX8
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq29suiP6R
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZbVKg0cFBP
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Zuw0CMrWz
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI3sS9wqQap
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RmMWxIiLQ
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0kcK1kpOK
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHn91jtJILZ
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡscP1HbGlVW
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1087Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiYeOy8H8NU
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
