作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKPAqZ5tPjN先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOJStArL7D
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3mGoGZniji
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Kz1hoKR3m
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7sW3o30xt
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTkYgaBKGD
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xVQCzwh1l
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好讀書，不求甚解；637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡolB1Ayy7Nl
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0MIpN3uZF
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrvBQObmzU
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWN32SCGiX
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6rk7v9iLRn
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0qL92ZqH5R
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBN1QgcahL
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7kpsy4yDQy
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IwL03wGva
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJNTWmE9BM
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiP6RhKUXP5
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45WJ30w8z8
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAQAyrJhiYd
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9giBlHafl4
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgdt2xwtCc
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg2DnA2TFc
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnYIWC9Cdt
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeWzSTfPIc
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnoCrIVHevl
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXIQpL4UD7C
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhxftPgTFRI
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmv8Q1OoK32
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEUCsKzM6O
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk42U9ZNDr2
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz98PopnlzR
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBxLtowYmb
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！637Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfAYJm2uM4Q
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
