作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4LFj2ZMNC先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmu9fsmae5
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUVMflhr7gQ
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9tdqXspNgl
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVNeNxxggN2
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS2uWubSxq
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpYarXaXFyw
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好讀書，不求甚解；448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEs2DiWfVw
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL5Y4PvQzW8
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZ6e7d1lKk
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSRQe2j64H
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCM0dGsv1ai
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZlLy8YsIrZ
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcUWmuIvej8
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJQMCc72zY
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMbhftIw8wp
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaXMJcKrFiI
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdVaqm1RdsW
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmBkV0gOdpy
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrGOGp3bkhl
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYZwoe0TCh
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxKc09BfQ0d
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBYkLKWrR3
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVI4UW2DqpI
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkLSpmOCeIE
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzuMCPGVUd4
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpVmeHrtOC3
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCRf4JINE2
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNMWrQAf4O
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWisHpCU0u
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzMYeDaloE
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxh91Rtx4fs
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6XwX4aV6f
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！448Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIxTH0juDp
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ 8964 copyright protection444ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8jN03CFhR 維尼
