作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd5QhzohV3D先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPBTBRoQUo
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcr5KBS5kwN
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0vxT6ohWj
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG9LLTmDYHa
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9x6Hrd6Ja
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqjbbcyPbf
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好讀書，不求甚解；211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiacQhUiv01
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqrZCDcatn
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg17sSpmaUn
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcAOEzqiLBM
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69adB3DYdy
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmq8a4IBmuc
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHf6RtIV6G8
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3zNdDwO00
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZDFR7oMd5
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVS8uGl8ca8
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52UJILQ6y4
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbuXjYDF6QP
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfSmYA8PHH
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTTbQd9uSgk
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfiB8FAJNpq
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡujkFaxPEq6
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrkO3tuDch3
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDMmXsxuibV
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJt5xxz1bLj
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeo6Bmy8RRk
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHYiNwPmy17
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfwYRSx0Jo
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWx6fkD5Gb6
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3mk2dczdV
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoRTv7e8cUj
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiInF2pSeZ6
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！211Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNb3sdtlss
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ copyright protection207ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGx9MkJEI3
