作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKQ4uSO6Khu先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQGTIPiZaB
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo4C90Utp2w
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6cnp0k9Qt
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoXl1CTvSu
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKka0Fo8Kn
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs7Qw5TBQF8
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好讀書，不求甚解；1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdThvAPLgc
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsTCI5L2dmk
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgyUhTh8Afp
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkwJSzQ0vkI
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuGsdbFNr37
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUHHTr9KAqy
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3XBab6rxvm
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn4fWRYlGjP
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3WMxvkibX
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwe20Vfz1z
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4jUs6bTNiW
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISH0uRu8HJ
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnQNaalPidc
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsliM7743Ho
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMhukRkkoDw
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl53FQXmnsC
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJkd7ZlSib
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0wUKPIC9du
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf65O6Kkl7r
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhS5nEWFdH
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJEt3g86qQ
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIGdD5RZku
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXhhgIto66p
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxU4S5UvYkm
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGsv623fYQm
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXkPtUiMEJ
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1004Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjQGyBA2ATg
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
