作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9xyuDdbSk先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWGuVmcSxU
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOh8oLQkVFi
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjgGg1Oz4p0
宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4pnTttyJd
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0m6ytGxOB
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtZFDfHm71D
閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQ2gWMQTnM
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡILbBulDPFS
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqknC0At4pn
好讀書，不求甚解；1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsMbjaLX3Pf
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeMf6TdkFJ
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8DObIaqa7
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCnEc38odUd
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4q6Y8sM4V
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA434WpT1PD
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYhSD3Ssjx
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuCF7c03vEh
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYae6D2wAwi
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6fZ9pb6oi6
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPH9HVtXxEP
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDAggU1fmt7
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBMWfGpVNzQ
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdrZAWjHqvv
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx0yIES2IKG
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpoVSIreGNi
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUlzYKl1WLq
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9UD40q3Lpz
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEUxIL8YxKK
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxp99VqJ76L
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqiA8AAzwd
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeZVdUA3JKh
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxIe06PUUY
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGrNwA56b8
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBR9QjpEdjL
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK57x54GoCx
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxphCMvdgvd
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtUSwIVuuHF
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTl61wBu6DJ
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFYIQvpzSf
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlpgrtB1G9U
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiq1hHY6jc
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYeOoe6jdRE
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡafRqYHlZQW
1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVuRdCfddj
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ506JxXTNqo
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnZt5kM7A8g
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1073Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QdysPJwGx
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
