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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
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作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明142Please respect copyright.PENANA44089rWjOd

先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,142Please respect copyright.PENANAKaEQln6ZZm
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,142Please respect copyright.PENANAtxZshLdK6D
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。142Please respect copyright.PENANAuVv8LQwRQw
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。142Please respect copyright.PENANAej4eMlZ056
142Please respect copyright.PENANAEaimgCdNTo
閑靜少言,不慕榮利。142Please respect copyright.PENANA8nkDw6u2Yk
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,142Please respect copyright.PENANAzcEDrrYqr4
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好讀書,不求甚解;142Please respect copyright.PENANA5rJp4fwyiu
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,142Please respect copyright.PENANATRGxu7Ytyq
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。142Please respect copyright.PENANAJM3tc7IIG1
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。142Please respect copyright.PENANAczTT7n16RA
142Please respect copyright.PENANAwpG4cB4v0L
性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。142Please respect copyright.PENANA7KyadLiWtY
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。142Please respect copyright.PENANAXGyQAFeBL5
142Please respect copyright.PENANAbivRmHtrdt
親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,142Please respect copyright.PENANAdkeLvrxNn1
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,142Please respect copyright.PENANAMlHlch0qTM
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;142Please respect copyright.PENANAU7g8TMAqAY
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;142Please respect copyright.PENANArmj9HvrIWk
142Please respect copyright.PENANAvspBum3dNX
既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。142Please respect copyright.PENANA9H4qQXdqnN
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。142Please respect copyright.PENANApOaIYSepAb
142Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6E9H8wLmj
環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;142Please respect copyright.PENANAIw1MWRJai7
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,142Please respect copyright.PENANAXHW7qUZFjA
142Please respect copyright.PENANAQ3HudoDJ9Z
短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。142Please respect copyright.PENANA3Sv4EsWoCe
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。142Please respect copyright.PENANAvAWrHmmH2F
142Please respect copyright.PENANAhSJYnWn0Fx
嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。142Please respect copyright.PENANAZIpvM4XJtA
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。142Please respect copyright.PENANAXYaUqShNzj
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 142Please respect copyright.PENANALzvb4if21I
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。142Please respect copyright.PENANACZHNU8FbVf
142Please respect copyright.PENANAuo6HAWgIaQ
贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAvVp16ukmwm
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」142Please respect copyright.PENANA59mNWgVCrR
142Please respect copyright.PENANARWgYDQUUz5
其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,142Please respect copyright.PENANAK41967Dqua
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,142Please respect copyright.PENANANzj9ngqiTR
142Please respect copyright.PENANAaLOqJrhElQ
無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!142Please respect copyright.PENANAJ6VKf1STsn
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?142Please respect copyright.PENANA3gXnpkDPCx
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!142Please respect copyright.PENANAqC2n0rHEhk
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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