作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6QD4zTo6d先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuip9z4J2ec
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl3EADpKTnl
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8s8FxdgQfL
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV8taDjOtCJ
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2QllZWpivS
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQGA7Ejsq2
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiiYH9XOapW
好讀書，不求甚解；1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW2LrlNf8Co
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p7GxXskoB
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrC5YVODK4
每有會意，便欣然忘食。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRMrP7ToMZ
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5tXdIXLFWz
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlD3lDNgOET
性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLCjz3D8o0
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkWxm1LBwr5
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAp9OEVMiwS
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU9gHx8NyZ2
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxZ0DQgVMz
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDrnkvAUaB
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqtaIZUVC2w
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotyujLeR8t
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1LknPYiJ6B
既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvoNPjA99F
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1y0H9wBUfj
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9LuoVP3Xy
環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6UE2XhYiCW
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0p6r9WoBBC
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lzuWG954x
短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDh4zfkdeB1
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSx7UAkad79
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrbrjxBt7Y
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4y77EaqKfy
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGId8cBFS6y
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Ie2SgEiKS
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzX9FhidM1
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkp2Ta6fdAC
贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVM7VKFWvgg
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofbyqKAwgp
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdLy22Tx52D
其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIi7Tjl2xo
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgs02TQdPsV
1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMmNSc7HheT
無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlZ7Miq6CwZ
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDbSCKuAix
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1026Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDaVXfo5Ex
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
