作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQZFdtyLlx先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgH3vd048Z
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4q6H1c596Z
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdogVrM8sQh
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUIyCJLISR
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSmM8ieUqGK
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8FqHi9s02
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好讀書，不求甚解；161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc5DZdVd7lT
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS32xuJQDcQ
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPocPB72Jt
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWCxZa1J0EV
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtGVFvxMxh
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡguTNt3Oc3t
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFz5BfB828
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpiDj57mUjq
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCWRIx6jG8
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5r5owcLrw
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡss2pjKXq3D
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzwJ0C7xOTZ
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcvUfVdZSE3
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡveAefcmN1f
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoW2ibXwbPb
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡflpPzF1Vs2
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRq9UIlSfwI
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrL3QBCwCyY
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVgz4bip4yW
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZIQQjtmW1
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFjwKvP9zn
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6lmObc8Ey5
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76TrDDWsNv
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTRbI3oRIW
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyverXR5TkS
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9MglvjJm1
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！161Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAYBneXSxGe
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ copyright protection157ＰＥＮＡＮＡh6CA6o8TT1
