作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJlqevWo7th先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjM44rdtKsL
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUyUFrl64w
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7T8s08hJtx
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfCmRnYpCOE
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPSsiD8CXR
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8QyQYiXJfI
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好讀書，不求甚解；1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0HRvTQYgAQ
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGE0qEVpExA
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwYtoPTY2b
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkOg0mkB0pL
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4lFsxIZPek
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2VSJYty8p
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6WTqe0amU
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPhB1zLZSc5
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj7e5Aaqvgf
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfWcHgzDHoj
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjw9Icqfg2F
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKwSlLsnf6S
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi00I2nJSX8
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDKCXf8Gvk9
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMWbE4YgoE
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIBwfrLu6mH
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKOzdwTolPG
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSI2kmr54l
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkFlgFuauHG
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFoSFYgG35H
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlmxuXDluM9
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp2qha2uYHz
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSpoNczdlCP
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaajHKG2Pa7
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM4BJSd82Ri
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiAIz8i5BQ
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1080Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOoBpO2mHP7
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
