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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
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作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明161Please respect copyright.PENANAlQZFdtyLlx

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死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,161Please respect copyright.PENANA4q6H1c596Z
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。161Please respect copyright.PENANAdogVrM8sQh
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。161Please respect copyright.PENANAsUIyCJLISR
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。161Please respect copyright.PENANASmM8ieUqGK
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,161Please respect copyright.PENANAI8FqHi9s02
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好讀書,不求甚解;161Please respect copyright.PENANAc5DZdVd7lT
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,161Please respect copyright.PENANAS32xuJQDcQ
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。161Please respect copyright.PENANAyPocPB72Jt
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。161Please respect copyright.PENANAWCxZa1J0EV
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。161Please respect copyright.PENANAwtGVFvxMxh
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。161Please respect copyright.PENANAguTNt3Oc3t
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,161Please respect copyright.PENANApFz5BfB828
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,161Please respect copyright.PENANApiDj57mUjq
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;161Please respect copyright.PENANAiCWRIx6jG8
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;161Please respect copyright.PENANAs5r5owcLrw
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。161Please respect copyright.PENANAss2pjKXq3D
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。161Please respect copyright.PENANAzwJ0C7xOTZ
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;161Please respect copyright.PENANAcvUfVdZSE3
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,161Please respect copyright.PENANAveAefcmN1f
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。161Please respect copyright.PENANAoW2ibXwbPb
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。161Please respect copyright.PENANAflpPzF1Vs2
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。161Please respect copyright.PENANARq9UIlSfwI
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。161Please respect copyright.PENANArL3QBCwCyY
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 161Please respect copyright.PENANAVgz4bip4yW
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。161Please respect copyright.PENANAMZIQQjtmW1
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」161Please respect copyright.PENANAXFjwKvP9zn
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」161Please respect copyright.PENANA6lmObc8Ey5
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,161Please respect copyright.PENANA76TrDDWsNv
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,161Please respect copyright.PENANAPTRbI3oRIW
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!161Please respect copyright.PENANAyverXR5TkS
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!161Please respect copyright.PENANAAYBneXSxGe
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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