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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
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作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明132Please respect copyright.PENANAtf2DHoXrwH

先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,132Please respect copyright.PENANABRUou0pSPz
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,132Please respect copyright.PENANAjj46jdvE30
132Please respect copyright.PENANAGxfIaX77pE
宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。132Please respect copyright.PENANAP0wKo0KOTA
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。132Please respect copyright.PENANAndUsjdFPSI
132Please respect copyright.PENANAPyg5hr3oys
閑靜少言,不慕榮利。132Please respect copyright.PENANA3osz8RATFt
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,132Please respect copyright.PENANAt3Hnv1BaQt
132Please respect copyright.PENANATG2aLkBPJa
好讀書,不求甚解;132Please respect copyright.PENANAhMyKlGBWAh
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,132Please respect copyright.PENANAp3k7rP830Y
132Please respect copyright.PENANAxUEz5qUGfD
每有會意,便欣然忘食。132Please respect copyright.PENANAQxqohL5TIF
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。132Please respect copyright.PENANAa7Juebknfl
132Please respect copyright.PENANAlMg0mlqg2G
性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。132Please respect copyright.PENANAUSekhv6npO
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。132Please respect copyright.PENANA3zWN4bZoye
132Please respect copyright.PENANAKU00UnmlEo
親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,132Please respect copyright.PENANA2yggTyMZWb
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,132Please respect copyright.PENANAOZKKMOVLdu
132Please respect copyright.PENANA0Xo0YiokD2
造飲輒盡,期在必醉;132Please respect copyright.PENANAIGAZWtyItu
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;132Please respect copyright.PENANAThtE1gtX2H
132Please respect copyright.PENANAs2FQ3D9rYN
既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。132Please respect copyright.PENANAuHt4Gpyf82
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。132Please respect copyright.PENANAJ2jdHluajx
132Please respect copyright.PENANASMzxDDbM59
環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;132Please respect copyright.PENANAAzQ3ExtdMC
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,132Please respect copyright.PENANAfwEzKlVewf
132Please respect copyright.PENANALp1lWEZ7r4
短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。132Please respect copyright.PENANAh1E74iFyvs
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。132Please respect copyright.PENANAaLYPlIagWH
132Please respect copyright.PENANAwI6x43c3bD
嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。132Please respect copyright.PENANA7sFLAJ4fiz
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。132Please respect copyright.PENANAHslGhGosXl
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 132Please respect copyright.PENANASiXx4xh8Nz
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。132Please respect copyright.PENANAIv24bkLzMI
132Please respect copyright.PENANAVXcYee6yth
贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」132Please respect copyright.PENANA3lA0SEy9Mm
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」132Please respect copyright.PENANAJvRLz35kCS
132Please respect copyright.PENANA3xQgw4vDCY
其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,132Please respect copyright.PENANAUFjuGc9flV
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,132Please respect copyright.PENANAB4rtQ0wVl9
132Please respect copyright.PENANAOoHEEeI9Rl
無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!132Please respect copyright.PENANA8L1rgHDpXZ
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?132Please respect copyright.PENANAlz4M2UNzQ8
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!132Please respect copyright.PENANAziDD4FxSfn
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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