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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
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作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明145Please respect copyright.PENANABZH4SrU2UY

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死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,145Please respect copyright.PENANA6Dg5PpF2CL
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因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。145Please respect copyright.PENANA2MUjRJJxMl
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好讀書,不求甚解;145Please respect copyright.PENANAxakp24vjxC
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,145Please respect copyright.PENANAihM3WgGksQ
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。145Please respect copyright.PENANAeyzyYBCtUa
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。145Please respect copyright.PENANA5drSgo8XIB
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。145Please respect copyright.PENANAeaxNJvomYj
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。145Please respect copyright.PENANAw4wYWNm4K5
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,145Please respect copyright.PENANACIb9wUFUgD
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,145Please respect copyright.PENANAeNIKLEy8Ii
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;145Please respect copyright.PENANALNqXXWSCQ9
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;145Please respect copyright.PENANAg4WYPICnRl
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。145Please respect copyright.PENANAxV2XTZUMCL
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。145Please respect copyright.PENANAVSPSRFBu3s
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;145Please respect copyright.PENANAAw4DuYDoKf
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,145Please respect copyright.PENANA9F8ZyZF9uI
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。145Please respect copyright.PENANA0EP4hj2VIM
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。145Please respect copyright.PENANAaSsjS0jx9N
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。145Please respect copyright.PENANAuRakWsDYnm
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。145Please respect copyright.PENANALyeeR7eaEo
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 145Please respect copyright.PENANABKOL4LeIJC
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。145Please respect copyright.PENANA5vakJ2rYc6
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAilz77ESlnC
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」145Please respect copyright.PENANAXs78MRaeQn
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,145Please respect copyright.PENANA6r6GyelrAI
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,145Please respect copyright.PENANA3yabGX3RbT
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!145Please respect copyright.PENANAEcaLSJZdaz
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!145Please respect copyright.PENANAxyfEFEtJ69
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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