作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtf2DHoXrwH先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRUou0pSPz
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjj46jdvE30
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0wKo0KOTA
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndUsjdFPSI
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3osz8RATFt
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt3Hnv1BaQt
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好讀書，不求甚解；132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMyKlGBWAh
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp3k7rP830Y
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQxqohL5TIF
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7Juebknfl
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSekhv6npO
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3zWN4bZoye
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yggTyMZWb
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOZKKMOVLdu
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGAZWtyItu
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡThtE1gtX2H
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHt4Gpyf82
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ2jdHluajx
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAzQ3ExtdMC
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwEzKlVewf
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh1E74iFyvs
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaLYPlIagWH
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sFLAJ4fiz
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHslGhGosXl
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSiXx4xh8Nz
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv24bkLzMI
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3lA0SEy9Mm
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJvRLz35kCS
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUFjuGc9flV
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4rtQ0wVl9
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8L1rgHDpXZ
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlz4M2UNzQ8
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！132Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡziDD4FxSfn
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ copyright protection128ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvM08okQu2
