
先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAjM44rdtKsL
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAfUyUFrl64w
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。1080Please respect copyright.PENANA7T8s08hJtx
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAfCmRnYpCOE
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAXPSsiD8CXR
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,1080Please respect copyright.PENANA8QyQYiXJfI
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好讀書,不求甚解;1080Please respect copyright.PENANA0HRvTQYgAQ
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAGE0qEVpExA
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAbwYtoPTY2b
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAkOg0mkB0pL
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。1080Please respect copyright.PENANA4lFsxIZPek
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAb2VSJYty8p
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAk6WTqe0amU
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAPhB1zLZSc5
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;1080Please respect copyright.PENANAj7e5Aaqvgf
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;1080Please respect copyright.PENANAfWcHgzDHoj
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAjw9Icqfg2F
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAKwSlLsnf6S
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;1080Please respect copyright.PENANAi00I2nJSX8
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,1080Please respect copyright.PENANADKCXf8Gvk9
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。1080Please respect copyright.PENANATMWbE4YgoE
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAIBwfrLu6mH
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAKOzdwTolPG
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAqSI2kmr54l
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 1080Please respect copyright.PENANAkFlgFuauHG
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1080Please respect copyright.PENANAFoSFYgG35H
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」1080Please respect copyright.PENANAlmxuXDluM9
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」1080Please respect copyright.PENANAp2qha2uYHz
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,1080Please respect copyright.PENANASpoNczdlCP
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,1080Please respect copyright.PENANAaajHKG2Pa7
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!1080Please respect copyright.PENANAM4BJSd82Ri
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?1080Please respect copyright.PENANATiAIz8i5BQ
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!1080Please respect copyright.PENANAOoBpO2mHP7
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!