作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETWHsTAzmO先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMUCzhE12Po
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNoZGT7LoLQ
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvyK872M84C
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwS0wyUDkip
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSbrCjyF6HK
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeCKKbEnvW
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好讀書，不求甚解；242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmr2ZKBEQi
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡozx1jhcYFH
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVj8mm77XMX
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbxNcR4oPK
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTvJgRRnPE
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl5PST2KYqz
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJl4f5l7XIW
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB42qXWsHUT
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJA0ZGl6E3
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3f76G529MX
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoOHZOGG9Mk
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdQAlWgqYqc
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTukAu8hai4
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvU5QQlgPM
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr2eLDIUUTc
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZoHTtyKPOA
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0gFMUoHPh
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOFBI99sZY
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqD26pXu6M
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0ArBiALLz
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXJy0PYXj5
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ56kwIC6to
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRFCAdCqczK
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijPoDm6gtA
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡatHN4Vqu8Z
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqj5PWrWdV
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！242Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0igjn5gP1t
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ copyright protection238ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBTv74uE4g
