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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「五柳先生傳」
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作者:晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明154Please respect copyright.PENANATpQyRPFRjB

先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,154Please respect copyright.PENANAHBPD5Q4vYw
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,154Please respect copyright.PENANABq6lVQZNNs
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。154Please respect copyright.PENANAvi9lVfb0Ka
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。154Please respect copyright.PENANAwmADIvtHjh
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。154Please respect copyright.PENANA1DDaYzp9za
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,154Please respect copyright.PENANAk6wUJfqdWK
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好讀書,不求甚解;154Please respect copyright.PENANAdloQvmqVwZ
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,154Please respect copyright.PENANA5Q6CLPRc3O
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。154Please respect copyright.PENANAq75OYBboxI
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。154Please respect copyright.PENANAoDzuglk7xn
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。154Please respect copyright.PENANAeZTkORV0gt
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。154Please respect copyright.PENANAJF6j9mEtuc
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,154Please respect copyright.PENANAUshNM5FI6W
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,154Please respect copyright.PENANAbPBi9LFNea
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;154Please respect copyright.PENANASV79JTfpBl
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;154Please respect copyright.PENANAlNbX5kIL8X
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。154Please respect copyright.PENANATpk1y3UNsv
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。154Please respect copyright.PENANA9OjlLoGtaO
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;154Please respect copyright.PENANAqTmLUVOOJh
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,154Please respect copyright.PENANAkT5DeQ2Vkd
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。154Please respect copyright.PENANADnj08eVX3F
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。154Please respect copyright.PENANAeoyk1Na4Iv
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。154Please respect copyright.PENANA0ORkO0yKXB
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。154Please respect copyright.PENANApcZYw1LH6t
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 154Please respect copyright.PENANAZFZR0ORyyO
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。154Please respect copyright.PENANAaY0aWwbHei
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」154Please respect copyright.PENANA2cz13zPV7o
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」154Please respect copyright.PENANAJimKsihE0v
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,154Please respect copyright.PENANAqKJZMNzCIH
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,154Please respect copyright.PENANA0sZncrFt6F
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!154Please respect copyright.PENANAy8dh8Z5HCN
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?154Please respect copyright.PENANAoCgn0sPGWW
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!154Please respect copyright.PENANAqtuGRv9Hb5
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!
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