作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT5C7j22093先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLnAQYK64P
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWg63gO8Obk
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFyFgpE0vJ
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPsZWvgKE4V
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4JzDoP23Py
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMF0MBw2la7
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好讀書，不求甚解；171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBaEaN30Q6P
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoTvoF6VIs5
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq955kS8kIe
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa77GwNMrvf
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5Yjb3D4bYN
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9UxPqkCSQ
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZNoiYrW2CV
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP24KzTaUv2
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡytXXMVoIX1
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDN3IxDBIy7
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsRPpDLOmI
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP0wTI4xkM6
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2f2U5sxQgU
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz6U60DayXW
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEXmHRs9piq
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjSwdYwR84O
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhH1Yyt7XM
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxgF4uDAmMF
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1nRIpPhSXf
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFvwkz1Y9nK
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmyn5XdnQa
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCvF8Qe9Oox
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rYDP4B2rs
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4YTcO8mDw
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdpgRektgM
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVuQUn3Ivqm
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！171Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEE9y1dhxD
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ copyright protection167ＰＥＮＡＮＡch7ZH4xmc9
