作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSVHwHSLmOj先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4azsxOP2i
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuVJGc1AOCq
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KdhkGO8wQ
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0M9HYbhNO
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgiJxCqmKW
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaXZkEXwVK
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好讀書，不求甚解；166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocpGVXjmj4
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjwfgwAUt6P
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoLG5HDp4X
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtnuJD0jxuq
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkrv0xdDWh
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqE59i5sPz
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9t5BY68bJ4
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtlv7qEpv7f
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOakp9qxla
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOv7WVMmrT
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzk7KFxT55f
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgI3LPZHCm9
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02u8N9FGfL
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVvtZgjZYVl
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36VyeIHUpX
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGls9kJtkHo
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDzRbOATJ0
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQpljzG230K
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydd74pWFiG
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF960sFHvII
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1IyeQDENiX
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY6zZzfG5Y
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6O7lFKZs3
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWW13v0DLGI
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0HI73oR2Q
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUZMV3iWH3C
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！166Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3B6ZFpVmt
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ copyright protection162ＰＥＮＡＮＡTrchhTBBQX
