作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMrej38hS5先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV3TAZnI6oQ
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYaTEh2S74J
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRIWB6zcU8F
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL341DDgVzl
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPuSmBOWUt6
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f6aGyAjoY
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好讀書，不求甚解；553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3u27UCk68h
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLtZSybV77
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2hcH6x7od2
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbYydmdumg
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMEDPwNtDcw
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0D8wOK2AWY
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPr9WUGdHtV
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFFQtSYNye
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFW6aKOXjfB
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT9omBRnp73
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyRQO8jbxm
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSONlQr3ws
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPYIcHkz5R
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdCknqGyrj
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmHskSDIzI
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUIezMvmJYG
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCDWDTgKb1
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhlXSHtECAV
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjefUtPuAq
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8c1lrprl3p
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ801RWjony
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTuoTE3a8Mp
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvoGox7S2q
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhNWV0gdxg
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtZI2TsBCN
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8eYcjWVS3j
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！553Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrFe3FlOn2
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！ 8964 copyright protection549ＰＥＮＡＮＡOdvJWI71XW 維尼
