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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「齊人」
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二奶就跟小三說了:「54Please respect copyright.PENANAlYl0W9ioqh
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吾將瞷良人之所之也。」54Please respect copyright.PENANA5Lw5ptFqTN
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「良人者,所仰望而終身也。今若此!」54Please respect copyright.PENANAQUDGdNfGny
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結論:偷錢的人被關,偷國的人當官,問題不在你做了什麼,而是在你做多大,明白了沒?什麼叫齊人之福?這就對啦! 54Please respect copyright.PENANAISNUuuDCLE
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