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而或不知其細，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ80N7Yb91jZ
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問焉以破其疑，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98HJ7Cu1XS
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可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vHCZczJQK
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所謂以能問於不能，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCCrfzQ07v
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP87RjUCQJ6
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以多問於寡也。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuX4wFOax4
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等於己者，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡli5yOlcBaA
財產和自己差不多的，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbmfagBGvU9
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問焉以資切磋，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZgpDOXltst
跟他募款就當朋友交培，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqrl80J9B2Z
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所謂交相問難，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8PrtRKLJu
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6T3pB0ENde
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審問而明辨之也。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVupZOBGHdi
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIpnBLqhED
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXp5GRmCoZu書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhlhmeqIgS
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbkyyqdaUBS
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbC4hOe1mSR
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智者千慮，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoRgDZtDa8
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsT638FhwOm
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必有一失。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2ADocyAtw
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7SiuumKbSY
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聖人之所不知，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIRm5n4CVV
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5jStFcMRcu
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未必不為愚人之所知也；642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKdGPn90zfS
未必平常人家的就不願意；642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡto6BcrAVcL
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愚人之所能，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFZQV5x8OTy
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdbzm7RMslH
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未必非聖人之所不能也。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xwMbeo4Sq
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理無專在，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8HWRI0MKV
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbNuhXwcHCm
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而學無止境也。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdaRvU904cp
就像修行的道路沒有終點。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxiPSFB0oX
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是故貴可以問賤，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2nj8qG58NZ
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSsvfLKWeMP
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賢可以問不肖，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uFdPoHgvs
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9FlljMvwA
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而老可以問幼，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EwcM7QXQ7
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7g0VUjBIi6
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唯道之所成而已矣。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7IxohPQqPF
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRslZ8xj9y
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1KoT2dS79a
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？642Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPd7FudPPND
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
