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喜歡修行而不努力募款的，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGNNH2Q0VRB
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會說很多大道理，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGvBFBwOtN
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而或不達於事，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZW7DOeHUs
日子卻擺明了過不下去，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83JR3GbpKz
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識其大矣，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQORmYnYFI5
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQT1dSX6HvL
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而或不知其細，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEokSY5njH
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舍問，其奚決焉！538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTRyBWugkUf
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XibKyMVNX
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問焉以破其疑，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9d3o1iFsG
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所謂就有道而正也。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZWFUCQEYAP
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問焉以求一得，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvL5jRk0Ac
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QPr17kWsI
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所謂以能問於不能，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HBGupP7Wl
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ068tdxZMQJ
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以多問於寡也。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzi7yH5Be0
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等於己者，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1W8gkFzlUp
財產和自己差不多的，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbVd2FWixh6
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問焉以資切磋，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnayMtyBXnF
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所謂交相問難，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt271QB0bsa
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx4DWIAykz
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審問而明辨之也。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA9GDhvLWUm
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6xvmqcMDs
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYSczTjIJ7c書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2E2hMssHN1
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjWsFJ41F7O
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuW2lS5ylvQ
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智者千慮，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYj5KzCrpl1
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGpLEz8jJhE
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必有一失。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb8GTBPO85A
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTKsyOVeDX
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聖人之所不知，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9ch5SN1T5
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVZE9Xnlbad
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未必不為愚人之所知也；538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqzEhFTw0F
未必平常人家的就不願意；538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw5YEFGabm5
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愚人之所能，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkXhp2Jufp
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXeObIb2StU
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未必非聖人之所不能也。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDU8XOdQzpL
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sp1BODRSX
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理無專在，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrKfm6afMRE
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3RYgVY5EiU
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而學無止境也。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jYCVcyO0i
就像修行的道路沒有終點。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrOHfTRo6S
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是故貴可以問賤，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHtLNocd5dD
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡorynSV0JwX
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賢可以問不肖，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0dy5sHxwwr
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsOLQiWgm9
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而老可以問幼，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8r5JFqAeN
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8kiIkeJfZU
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唯道之所成而已矣。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhqOGjx6nj
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwdvmAkyh5
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxN22xG8FKm
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？538Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYCVD3B0mTi
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
