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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEi84M6nnBc書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqNMao8LOWT
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrUw3L9Lod5
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？728Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DseeVZ6l9
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
