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君子之學必好問。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRyf8jJ59z
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR8EGv3X4Ld
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問與學，相輔而行者也，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw7AK4fiuM
募款和修行，是水乳交融的事情，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡebgatgbHo7
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非學無以致疑，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2qy5mtfxzg
不修行就沒有辨法修成正果，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzCm4T1rwD9
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非問無以廣識。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLmLOFmZuUr
不募款就沒錢搞宣傳活動，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlS9hg8jK49
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好學而不勤問，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3vFT1FgWzC
喜歡修行而不努力募款的，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31KT9DXdx0
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非真能好學者也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkBadwc6sq
不能算是個真正的修道者。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5iRFbgiFxo
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理明矣，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn8Z8GkQmm9
會說很多大道理，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxdjNR8i3Cy
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而或不達於事，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEoDS62q43
日子卻擺明了過不下去，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzSzyJGgmC3
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識其大矣，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfezgr9ZiRC
想要來去示威抗議刷存在，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNJQkM7RPyZ
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而或不知其細，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEgyeNDg5LZ
卻連車票的錢都買不起，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEPFYpwtrB
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舍問，其奚決焉！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2yeJq3lk0w
不募款，這些問題怎麼解決！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0RAC2dlJtG
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賢於己者，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPycPbAqfyV
遇到比自己有錢的，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC3zdD8i0P6
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問焉以破其疑，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS8wyxR3Fhg
對他募款來舒解困境，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNNRWCPzOkz
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所謂就有道而正也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlvwLsPhVV
這正是所謂的劫富濟貧725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJUow7UwRds
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不如己者，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj3orHRmlhg
比自己窮的，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LNK6EHVX6
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問焉以求一得，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ29sWoN9aH9
可以募得的款項雖然只有一點點，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzhnqDcE8hd
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所謂以能問於不能，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡahQkZ5P1HY
但俗話說的好，蚊子再小也是肉，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZjdONSlcsB
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以多問於寡也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWoMAiB5PZx
別拿豆包不當乾糧。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnHjXG1ZE84
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等於己者，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mbvyy5HR3
財產和自己差不多的，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk5jdHmlBXH
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問焉以資切磋，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfWfsOvm38
跟他募款就當朋友交培，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUJ6CDspOSp
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所謂交相問難，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMAQg6S6IMy
正好可以相互交流其它投資的門道，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡioAYNhxIJ4
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審問而明辨之也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXV3Xmloxm
還能拓展人脈廣結善緣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6JnV4jWOl
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡApGbKNLOrg書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4nVxRFHyS
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL4OKi1VTCg
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD0ZsMUZt7k
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智者千慮，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXakmGwG32R
食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0zbgS4VNva
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必有一失。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHT4Mqm5KaO
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmdrpsKPoAb
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聖人之所不知，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡslvdvinkz5
所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1gkSkH2Nj
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未必不為愚人之所知也；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0611DEALxW
未必平常人家的就不願意；725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTEBCcZLMHK
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愚人之所能，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN1SCz2BtXQ
而那些平常人家願意掏錢的，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcZxjWxb8lU
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未必非聖人之所不能也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxz6KCDptg
也不一定豪門大戶就不肯。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIjKRXbe8Mu
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理無專在，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ3KaHA0B8G
所以募款不用挑撿下手的對象，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4ejJeUfrR
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而學無止境也。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUFOPHDDZ6
就像修行的道路沒有終點。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhIMDU2VjXF
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是故貴可以問賤，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ95oZmovcNg
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKBpVCs64j
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賢可以問不肖，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcZ2WOPPKx
六根清淨還是可以跟黑心商人募捐，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2GXUIkeaAm
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而老可以問幼，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKe7lCdR9Qe
慫恿老一輩的讓子女去捐錢也不是不行，725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcApNfyyWgW
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唯道之所成而已矣。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB4uUSAzMu7
就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lwKXnbISj
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SJ7jKVP33
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？725Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4d3wK38og
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
