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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「問說」
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君子之學必好問。27Please respect copyright.PENANA2nGgLLfwTJ
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所謂以能問於不能,27Please respect copyright.PENANAEJsJ1Yaq3C
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結論:讀書一定要發問,上床一定要戴套,從政一定要撈錢,成功一定要沒底限,做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教?27Please respect copyright.PENANAcMc0KdQOau
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「OO一定要XX」變成繞口令?27Please respect copyright.PENANAofW34uK1Mf
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不得不稱讚的是,鬼島的教育真的很奇葩,以前有一堂課叫公民與道德,後來改成只要公民不要道德,公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經,國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學,不切實際又不務正業,就像這篇文章一樣。
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