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日子卻擺明了過不下去，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRbbZgzKtbH
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所謂就有道而正也。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUZEx843GB
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《書》不云乎？「好問則裕。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt9A4TjrCr書經上不也說了？「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRvIrPkzF0z
聖經上不也說了？「施比受更有福。」657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM6uxEAOl1v
…所以你的錢捐給我，你就有福啦！657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIii8X7BV8W
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食品大佬就算把控了檢驗、買通了政要、影響了傳媒，做到了滴水不漏的境界，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwY7tHDM9m
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必有一失。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtwKP5YhBQz
但還是在功德會裡捐錢，怕死後下自家出品的油鍋地獄，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVpYZlh4cNl
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所以那些豪門大戶不願意掏錢的，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoetEBVdxVV
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理無專在，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBfOmSbeZ3
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就像修行的道路沒有終點。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAq12aw75wx
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是故貴可以問賤，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW1Dq4lnq0E
所以再怎麼有錢還是要跟窮人募款，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPIhAZP5fQG
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賢可以問不肖，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4qi0e06mx
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而老可以問幼，657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p6JwKjOyE
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就看你做人的底限在那裡而已。657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1Ext52vta
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結論：讀書一定要發問，上床一定要戴套，從政一定要撈錢，成功一定要沒底限，做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4GEWRtFiQ
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「ＯＯ一定要ＸＸ」變成繞口令？657Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd4bbopmVM6
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不得不稱讚的是，鬼島的教育真的很奇葩，以前有一堂課叫公民與道德，後來改成只要公民不要道德，公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經，國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學，不切實際又不務正業，就像這篇文章一樣。
