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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「問說」
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君子之學必好問。33Please respect copyright.PENANAGRQeFPpBWI
咱們信徒修行一定要會募款,33Please respect copyright.PENANAXZlCT74LjV
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問與學,相輔而行者也,33Please respect copyright.PENANAG4ZwiFmHgi
募款和修行,是水乳交融的事情,33Please respect copyright.PENANAqdiMQcUVXd
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不募款就沒錢搞宣傳活動,33Please respect copyright.PENANAYENYBFOJsA
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舍問,其奚決焉!33Please respect copyright.PENANAiabzdRaAtc
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問焉以破其疑,33Please respect copyright.PENANA4cVSQ8T6Vj
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問焉以求一得,33Please respect copyright.PENANAri3y7icrdf
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《書》不云乎?「好問則裕。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAUqbR9XUVQS
書經上不也說了?「喜歡募款的人會富裕。」33Please respect copyright.PENANA2zbrCgVhAk
聖經上不也說了?「施比受更有福。」33Please respect copyright.PENANAel2c05qxZh
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結論:讀書一定要發問,上床一定要戴套,從政一定要撈錢,成功一定要沒底限,做人一定要沒節操……這麼淺顯易懂的道理還用得著你來教?33Please respect copyright.PENANA2nsaWJKu7i
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還是說…這篇文章是在教我們如何把簡單的「OO一定要XX」變成繞口令?33Please respect copyright.PENANA2vuIJ4sNb6
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不得不稱讚的是,鬼島的教育真的很奇葩,以前有一堂課叫公民與道德,後來改成只要公民不要道德,公民不教實用的法治與納稅反而講起了國際政經,國文不教實用的公文寫作卻教起了古代的道德哲學,不切實際又不務正業,就像這篇文章一樣。
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