作者：西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷 釋之為廷尉。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdPUCloNAA
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx8QQ64mAsw
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上行出中渭橋，有一人從橋下走出，乘輿馬驚。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQriAXdImjw
總統慢跑到台北橋上時，有個死老百姓從橋下走出來，嚇到了總統和隨扈一行741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7zycAakOZs
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於是使騎捕，屬之廷尉。釋之治問。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmlz1H7JSP9
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來，交給隨行的司法院長，讓他去審問。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyMbxPUiso7
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曰：「縣人來，聞蹕，匿橋下。 741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJ2Nn91xkN
死老百姓說：啊我就鄉下來的，聽說交通管制，所以就先躲到橋下去，741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ14HOvQgDnv
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久之，以為行已過，即出，見乘輿車騎即走耳。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36QcjZNft2
等了老半天，以為車隊都過去了，所以才出來，然後看到你們就只好快逃啊！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVcfLHKLvR
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廷尉奏當，一人犯蹕，當罰金。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡevWC2iBgd1
司法院長最後回報說，那個死老百姓違反交通管制，要罰鍰741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF7HaFZwh7A
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文帝怒曰：「此人親驚吾馬；吾馬賴柔和，741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ16EI71Sci1
總統就怒了：那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶；還好我馬有天天運動，身手矯健心臟有力，741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVQvCYlDbB
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令他馬，固不敗傷我乎？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO0EyHX8dr0
要是換成了他馬的！那還不被嚇死？741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xLr6fKk2n
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而廷尉乃當之罰金！」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPeWODU1vR
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3KIiVrJ9R
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釋之曰：「法者，天子所與天下公共也。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2eClW2jyd
恐龍法官就說了：法律之前，人人平等741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy6G7tDdlKN
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今法如此而更重之，是法不信於民也。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlDsvjyXae8
現在法律就這麼規定，你對我施壓要我判重一點，這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXkxZI4bCyj
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且方其時，上使立誅之則已。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdh8K8u4Yw2
而且那時候，要不你直接宰了他就算了。741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkORpW9ozad
（我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼，當做沒看到）741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlWTAmlizP
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今既下廷尉，廷尉，天下之平也，741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqWGwWgEyX
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我，哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像，741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWAOIEZ156
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重，民安所錯其手足？唯陛下察之。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YFKQCLjIT
連哥都執法不公了，那天下的法律還不亂七八糟，你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去，希望總統你再好好想想吧！741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQcXmv48efA
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良久，上曰：「廷尉當是也。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6wX9BRgHf
過一會兒，啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說：「恐龍法官...你是對的。」741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ009Xdduvkr
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結論：這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命，讓他宰了那個死老百性，一邊又裝好人假清高，又扮白臉又扮黑臉，說的自己好像很懂很了不起，違反交通規則交給警察就好，你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼？一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 741Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKIpOvaKOJs
