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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「張釋之執法」
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作者:西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷

釋之為廷尉。121Please respect copyright.PENANAgrTO9pFcca
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...121Please respect copyright.PENANATLiFOdVvuH
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上行出中渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。121Please respect copyright.PENANAn0ShP2GueT
總統慢跑到台北橋上時,有個死老百姓從橋下走出來,嚇到了總統和隨扈一行121Please respect copyright.PENANAE7EWNsaIYF
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於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。釋之治問。121Please respect copyright.PENANAU29NkYP1t4
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來,交給隨行的司法院長,讓他去審問。121Please respect copyright.PENANAU8cz5Z1fIZ
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曰:「縣人來,聞蹕,匿橋下。 121Please respect copyright.PENANAROb1CwZrxt
死老百姓說:啊我就鄉下來的,聽說交通管制,所以就先躲到橋下去,121Please respect copyright.PENANAwsBI1GI3Vq
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久之,以為行已過,即出,見乘輿車騎即走耳。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAxtZIuBeu3M
等了老半天,以為車隊都過去了,所以才出來,然後看到你們就只好快逃啊!」121Please respect copyright.PENANAXAezjff1ib
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廷尉奏當,一人犯蹕,當罰金。121Please respect copyright.PENANABTYBCtdQYh
司法院長最後回報說,那個死老百姓違反交通管制,要罰鍰121Please respect copyright.PENANADVRRua6Kbp
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文帝怒曰:「此人親驚吾馬;吾馬賴柔和,121Please respect copyright.PENANA1Xa0zMtNDr
總統就怒了:那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶;還好我馬有天天運動,身手矯健心臟有力,121Please respect copyright.PENANA4gnW7S7eCj
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令他馬,固不敗傷我乎?121Please respect copyright.PENANAH7ER7dDB0h
要是換成了他馬的!那還不被嚇死?121Please respect copyright.PENANA25xq1Fi9TU
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而廷尉乃當之罰金!」121Please respect copyright.PENANAV5czWjNAUN
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰!121Please respect copyright.PENANARXTonU3G4X
121Please respect copyright.PENANAAwu3Vp1UEp
釋之曰:「法者,天子所與天下公共也。121Please respect copyright.PENANAYAub9qvW1p
恐龍法官就說了:法律之前,人人平等121Please respect copyright.PENANAKSnDgLykrC
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今法如此而更重之,是法不信於民也。121Please respect copyright.PENANAwXq19zrEwt
現在法律就這麼規定,你對我施壓要我判重一點,這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你!121Please respect copyright.PENANA4hlrVCduWE
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且方其時,上使立誅之則已。121Please respect copyright.PENANA1rhrsq1U4y
而且那時候,要不你直接宰了他就算了。121Please respect copyright.PENANAn8QIALlNfi
(我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,當做沒看到)121Please respect copyright.PENANAsmwaCxXXIS
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今既下廷尉,廷尉,天下之平也,121Please respect copyright.PENANAN4cDNNp8BE
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我,哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像,121Please respect copyright.PENANAq31XdDubAd
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重,民安所錯其手足?唯陛下察之。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAscVFPIteQ4
連哥都執法不公了,那天下的法律還不亂七八糟,你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去,希望總統你再好好想想吧!121Please respect copyright.PENANATh7UelyIw8
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良久,上曰:「廷尉當是也。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAZhEUXuDqJu
過一會兒,啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說:「恐龍法官...你是對的。」121Please respect copyright.PENANAuCLCxZX5Iu
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結論:這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命,讓他宰了那個死老百性,一邊又裝好人假清高,又扮白臉又扮黑臉,說的自己好像很懂很了不起,違反交通規則交給警察就好,你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼?一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 121Please respect copyright.PENANAeAxZd4Za9H
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