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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「張釋之執法」
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作者:西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷

釋之為廷尉。142Please respect copyright.PENANAUzRvTWXkxY
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...142Please respect copyright.PENANAkk2hJFibnT
142Please respect copyright.PENANArLQzThFi7g
上行出中渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。142Please respect copyright.PENANA81PZxIWu2t
總統慢跑到台北橋上時,有個死老百姓從橋下走出來,嚇到了總統和隨扈一行142Please respect copyright.PENANAtnNwExbXIy
142Please respect copyright.PENANARakIKeZpw6
於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。釋之治問。142Please respect copyright.PENANAFE8vEGdAbg
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來,交給隨行的司法院長,讓他去審問。142Please respect copyright.PENANA3EDRahpmf7
142Please respect copyright.PENANAV6igO2uOs1
曰:「縣人來,聞蹕,匿橋下。 142Please respect copyright.PENANAV8G4DkKRVW
死老百姓說:啊我就鄉下來的,聽說交通管制,所以就先躲到橋下去,142Please respect copyright.PENANA7ZBLQM2g8i
142Please respect copyright.PENANAn4oGldJQ2b
久之,以為行已過,即出,見乘輿車騎即走耳。」142Please respect copyright.PENANARYjx2XSNPN
等了老半天,以為車隊都過去了,所以才出來,然後看到你們就只好快逃啊!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAJWNlHE7KUg
142Please respect copyright.PENANA3iksYGFHwI
廷尉奏當,一人犯蹕,當罰金。142Please respect copyright.PENANATnGdVJaOxZ
司法院長最後回報說,那個死老百姓違反交通管制,要罰鍰142Please respect copyright.PENANAChWpCE3JpX
142Please respect copyright.PENANAZsfkUd0AVw
文帝怒曰:「此人親驚吾馬;吾馬賴柔和,142Please respect copyright.PENANAjOUZ1PJcDg
總統就怒了:那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶;還好我馬有天天運動,身手矯健心臟有力,142Please respect copyright.PENANAbfx8E9MISc
142Please respect copyright.PENANAFSEUcy8c93
令他馬,固不敗傷我乎?142Please respect copyright.PENANAIsSCsTsb66
要是換成了他馬的!那還不被嚇死?142Please respect copyright.PENANAshmZq19dJ2
142Please respect copyright.PENANApoU3j6CsjL
而廷尉乃當之罰金!」142Please respect copyright.PENANAw2eoFGi7So
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰!142Please respect copyright.PENANAekGAk6Bujl
142Please respect copyright.PENANAwJKqM4xpwR
釋之曰:「法者,天子所與天下公共也。142Please respect copyright.PENANAb2Tpry6JGZ
恐龍法官就說了:法律之前,人人平等142Please respect copyright.PENANA8UkOvEV79f
142Please respect copyright.PENANAtFYd6LhEaO
今法如此而更重之,是法不信於民也。142Please respect copyright.PENANAvlRpLiXR2E
現在法律就這麼規定,你對我施壓要我判重一點,這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你!142Please respect copyright.PENANARazbZ5QVcZ
142Please respect copyright.PENANAaFE9TLUap5
且方其時,上使立誅之則已。142Please respect copyright.PENANAYVqQkc8i4b
而且那時候,要不你直接宰了他就算了。142Please respect copyright.PENANAWVlw6lBWgN
(我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,當做沒看到)142Please respect copyright.PENANAWrtAAmmvxL
142Please respect copyright.PENANAAwG0m1dvjh
今既下廷尉,廷尉,天下之平也,142Please respect copyright.PENANAGgc1MjnogD
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我,哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像,142Please respect copyright.PENANAbc5FNF29az
142Please respect copyright.PENANAVK5CLsDZXX
一傾而天下用法皆為輕重,民安所錯其手足?唯陛下察之。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAgDdsF0M3o2
連哥都執法不公了,那天下的法律還不亂七八糟,你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去,希望總統你再好好想想吧!142Please respect copyright.PENANAGAeMf1riaC
142Please respect copyright.PENANAR5nXH9ql8n
良久,上曰:「廷尉當是也。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAio1vRGwDJU
過一會兒,啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說:「恐龍法官...你是對的。」142Please respect copyright.PENANAFqvTcLVE36
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結論:這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命,讓他宰了那個死老百性,一邊又裝好人假清高,又扮白臉又扮黑臉,說的自己好像很懂很了不起,違反交通規則交給警察就好,你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼?一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 142Please respect copyright.PENANAuuz0oMLjqO
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