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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「張釋之執法」
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曰:「縣人來,聞蹕,匿橋下。 110Please respect copyright.PENANABY2j4U2EmX
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久之,以為行已過,即出,見乘輿車騎即走耳。」110Please respect copyright.PENANAPGHR0LL3q8
等了老半天,以為車隊都過去了,所以才出來,然後看到你們就只好快逃啊!」110Please respect copyright.PENANA0mPiJqG2p5
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司法院長最後回報說,那個死老百姓違反交通管制,要罰鍰110Please respect copyright.PENANAJWTzeC0UFp
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文帝怒曰:「此人親驚吾馬;吾馬賴柔和,110Please respect copyright.PENANAM5DEqtxx4t
總統就怒了:那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶;還好我馬有天天運動,身手矯健心臟有力,110Please respect copyright.PENANA4OpXoEzozf
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要是換成了他馬的!那還不被嚇死?110Please respect copyright.PENANAMuBbr0Q1pp
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而廷尉乃當之罰金!」110Please respect copyright.PENANAO0Hgfs9XLz
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰!110Please respect copyright.PENANAKy4mJvmzxL
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釋之曰:「法者,天子所與天下公共也。110Please respect copyright.PENANAeNMW41peZa
恐龍法官就說了:法律之前,人人平等110Please respect copyright.PENANAOKIS6sot2V
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今法如此而更重之,是法不信於民也。110Please respect copyright.PENANA9WyWSDYhRX
現在法律就這麼規定,你對我施壓要我判重一點,這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你!110Please respect copyright.PENANAsFHbyOEWhG
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且方其時,上使立誅之則已。110Please respect copyright.PENANAjfkSbdv9um
而且那時候,要不你直接宰了他就算了。110Please respect copyright.PENANA7X2P8ADMxV
(我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,當做沒看到)110Please respect copyright.PENANAtptc1fUHNZ
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重,民安所錯其手足?唯陛下察之。」110Please respect copyright.PENANAu4AAX7PsiR
連哥都執法不公了,那天下的法律還不亂七八糟,你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去,希望總統你再好好想想吧!110Please respect copyright.PENANAuomWY4oNHz
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過一會兒,啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說:「恐龍法官...你是對的。」110Please respect copyright.PENANAH4J40H8pvQ
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結論:這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命,讓他宰了那個死老百性,一邊又裝好人假清高,又扮白臉又扮黑臉,說的自己好像很懂很了不起,違反交通規則交給警察就好,你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼?一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 110Please respect copyright.PENANArdYahYSqon
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