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眼睛業障重‧原來我不懂「張釋之執法」
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作者:西漢反社會太監‧司馬遷

釋之為廷尉。96Please respect copyright.PENANA1AC1RVgsUD
這是一個恐龍當法官的故事...96Please respect copyright.PENANAvijRLbSEkR
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上行出中渭橋,有一人從橋下走出,乘輿馬驚。96Please respect copyright.PENANA0hUDjMyzft
總統慢跑到台北橋上時,有個死老百姓從橋下走出來,嚇到了總統和隨扈一行96Please respect copyright.PENANAdLLwCxIvc3
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於是使騎捕,屬之廷尉。釋之治問。96Please respect copyright.PENANAJAKEd4rMDG
於是那個死老百姓就被抓了起來,交給隨行的司法院長,讓他去審問。96Please respect copyright.PENANAgQr1n4z6zL
96Please respect copyright.PENANA9VPImQUzfu
曰:「縣人來,聞蹕,匿橋下。 96Please respect copyright.PENANA2Z4NEiR55v
死老百姓說:啊我就鄉下來的,聽說交通管制,所以就先躲到橋下去,96Please respect copyright.PENANAMlmenKiXQR
96Please respect copyright.PENANAI0NyI9pCJF
久之,以為行已過,即出,見乘輿車騎即走耳。」96Please respect copyright.PENANA6MEbzjurpA
等了老半天,以為車隊都過去了,所以才出來,然後看到你們就只好快逃啊!」96Please respect copyright.PENANAXbVkpj4IgV
96Please respect copyright.PENANAzZVnyDwXgg
廷尉奏當,一人犯蹕,當罰金。96Please respect copyright.PENANACn2hyCA340
司法院長最後回報說,那個死老百姓違反交通管制,要罰鍰96Please respect copyright.PENANAD1bzlBSqj9
96Please respect copyright.PENANAlT9ggIUNFa
文帝怒曰:「此人親驚吾馬;吾馬賴柔和,96Please respect copyright.PENANA3iy6A7JbaO
總統就怒了:那個死老百姓嚇到我馬了耶;還好我馬有天天運動,身手矯健心臟有力,96Please respect copyright.PENANAbOQnnbYgCh
96Please respect copyright.PENANAqYbzfrh9fX
令他馬,固不敗傷我乎?96Please respect copyright.PENANAkigSpQZ91a
要是換成了他馬的!那還不被嚇死?96Please respect copyright.PENANAXdYNAlZyCC
96Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2A1CPtUZI
而廷尉乃當之罰金!」96Please respect copyright.PENANASj18brZbB1
而你大法官竟然就判他一個罰鍰!96Please respect copyright.PENANAlyejmOFmnh
96Please respect copyright.PENANAYejzgVoJPn
釋之曰:「法者,天子所與天下公共也。96Please respect copyright.PENANAsIHtQTVQ4w
恐龍法官就說了:法律之前,人人平等96Please respect copyright.PENANARp55JsUoOi
96Please respect copyright.PENANAFNwZmMVLwL
今法如此而更重之,是法不信於民也。96Please respect copyright.PENANA9YtQsjJn9N
現在法律就這麼規定,你對我施壓要我判重一點,這樣的法律老百姓第一個就不甩你!96Please respect copyright.PENANAU1dZ7Xr1lg
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且方其時,上使立誅之則已。96Please respect copyright.PENANAGl79bztUXD
而且那時候,要不你直接宰了他就算了。96Please respect copyright.PENANAISEWSLTkNe
(我恐龍法官就睜一隻眼閉一隻眼,當做沒看到)96Please respect copyright.PENANAA7gEYh5Bch
96Please respect copyright.PENANAKTCR3NrxIp
今既下廷尉,廷尉,天下之平也,96Please respect copyright.PENANAbqiPmaBgup
現在既然交給了恐龍法官我,哥我可是天下執法人員的楷模標準加偶像,96Please respect copyright.PENANAv5xLJv2P7f
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一傾而天下用法皆為輕重,民安所錯其手足?唯陛下察之。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAAVFTL23niy
連哥都執法不公了,那天下的法律還不亂七八糟,你叫老百姓要怎麼活下去,希望總統你再好好想想吧!96Please respect copyright.PENANANNDlznQCcY
96Please respect copyright.PENANARiP11zexKZ
良久,上曰:「廷尉當是也。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAMlUreGth4M
過一會兒,啞巴吃閉虧的總統只能承認說:「恐龍法官...你是對的。」96Please respect copyright.PENANAPRAtc9Q3L2
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結論:這個恐龍法官一邊慫恿縱容總統草菅人命,讓他宰了那個死老百性,一邊又裝好人假清高,又扮白臉又扮黑臉,說的自己好像很懂很了不起,違反交通規則交給警察就好,你一個恐龍法官在裡頭攪和什麼?一看就知道這是個沒有法治的國家...... 96Please respect copyright.PENANAnRpYlC7bGT
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