作者：春秋夢想家‧莊周731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5rXYyiE71北冥有魚，其名為鯤。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vboQqBC32
鬼島上有個黨，叫凹民黨。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbBSesiG1qv
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鯤之大，不知幾千里也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7XYLaIXTj
這個凹民黨呢，是很有錢的，黨產多得數都數不清…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG2LE10hh6j
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化而為鳥，其名為鵬，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ6SLcB1qVm
後來鬼島上又冒出了一個黨，叫民凹黨，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeEZXr5w9fm
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鵬之背，不知幾千里也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURHlYVQh2P
這個民凹黨也很有錢，財團獻金也是多得數都數不清…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUtzL6t79AW
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怒而飛，其翼若垂天之雲，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRe2gb5BamL
這個民凹黨一出來，聲勢浩大得幾乎代表了鬼島過半數的死百姓，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqJNOvnN9O
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是鳥也，海運將徙於南冥，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyCX4zXAEWN
這個黨啊，等著下一屆的鬼島大選秀後要入主到秀場去，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVzRnfR09V
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南冥者，天池也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCSEh190EHu
秀場，就是鬼島的權力核心…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBpkw0grRy
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齊諧者，志怪者也，諧之言曰：731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0NhZwQEss
稽氏世界紀錄，專門記載前所未有的事情，它裡面就記載著：731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjtnHnOKWF
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鵬之徙於南冥，水擊三千里，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfU405L3Eo
民凹黨在鬼島大選秀時，光是臉書的上的宣傳留言就直達三千里，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc16JQbzI4l
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摶扶搖而直上九萬里，去以六月息者也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA430L1s9GI
它的民眾支持率直線攀升直逼九成，就靠用不完的現金…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDBgdqdq9b
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野馬也，塵埃也，生物以息相吹也731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIUOXy8Yhz
滿山遍野的廣告，鋪天蓋地的文宣，還有那喧囂擾攘排山倒海而來的網民水軍…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngbKiU9FXv
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天之蒼蒼，其正色邪？其遠而無所至極邪？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhiN9iVpQN
天天喊著要政治清明，可是政治真的清明？還是太遙遠了所以我們漠不關心？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn53BHLG5iM
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其視下，亦若是則己矣。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroDwc2G6zG
怪不得在民凹黨的眼中，當然也會覺得自己幹得不錯了！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5KeJiP2K83
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且夫水之積也不厚，則負大舟也無力，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE3CzFByP8k
在鬼島上人氣不夠，就撈不了什麼錢，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMEiiRjiJt
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覆杯水於坳堂之上，則芥為之舟，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡepKd9luKPq
只要人氣足以選上縣長，七汴頭、八汴頭的弊案你就可以+1，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrBfRNuXhPe
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置杯則膠，水淺而舟大也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQiFjaDsc9r
可是想搞出個海角七億，這樣的地位就還是太低…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2Kl13NECw
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故九萬里，則風斯在下矣，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdUj5opVBmO
所以要弄出九成的支持率，先用大量的現金在背後支持。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuMKodOIrdD
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而後乃今掊風，背負青天而莫之閼者，而後乃今圖南731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LA7DRxSCr
然後把持媒體操弄輿論，人氣直升而沒人能夠阻撓，然後才能成為老大撈更多的錢…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaABOeSYymT
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蜩與學鳩笑之曰：我決起而飛，槍榆枋而止，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeYS0U8Plyn
小確幸們笑著說：我們本本份份的當個勞工，一例一休，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXG8lHYpYv5
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時則不至而控於地而已矣，奚以九萬里而南為？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs16LxdYTS7
時運不濟被裁員就回家賣雞排，幹嘛要什麼人氣去從政？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsJ68k2Yx7
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適蒼莽者，三滄而反，腹猶果然，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI6Muycjba
欠銀行一萬，三個月叫你還清，順便跟你收個循環利息，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMVM270DnF2
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適百里者，宿舂糧，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9KFtmkZFk2
欠銀行一百萬，廿年要你還清，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCCMCXy9QPX
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適千里者，三月眾糧，之二蟲又何知？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZaEtSSjNG
但是只要欠銀行三億，銀行就是你家開的，你小確幸懂個屁！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjL5NogPHj8
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小知不及大知，小年不及大年，奚以知其然也？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwTjl1ujwA
聘僱不如正職，鐵飯碗不如金湯匙，你知道為什麼嗎？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4hGE2LIHqL
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朝菌不知晦朔，蟪蛄不知春秋，此小年也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1ON98r3sp
台電爭年終，公務員爭勞退，這些就叫鐵飯碗…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡACWuoRg2O3
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楚之南有冥靈者，以五百年為春，五百年為秋。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqjr7U9fbjw
鬼島有些選秀世家，爸爸掛了兒子選，兒子關了媳婦選，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6FCF8Fgx81
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上古有大樁者，以八千歲為春，八千歲為秋，此大年也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfYUctlDQG4
以前的總統老死，位子還能交接給兒子，這是所謂的金湯匙…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDwS96ED8l
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而彭祖乃今以久特聞，眾人匹之，不亦悲乎！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7dFf3rYdPi
現在不過是軍公教領個十八趴，大家就羨慕嫉妒恨，真是夠可悲的了…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhcLmxl19mH
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湯之問棘也是已：731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGQatpjpooe
大法官秘密會議檔案「貪瀆政策」裡有這麼記載著：731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmqdHBpgXar
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窮髮之北有冥海者，天池也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS3iczH669
鬼島上有個叫秀場的地方，是鬼島的權力核心，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZXT1kgfEU5
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有魚焉，其廣數千里，未有知其脩者，其名為鯤731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyXojK3JRAU
秀場裡面有一個黨，它的資產雄厚，從來沒有人能查個明白，這個黨就是凹民黨…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoF7cEvoESn
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有鳥焉，其名為鵬，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAswg3XqrjA
另外又有一個黨，叫民凹黨，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTfDv3MCki
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背若泰山，翼若垂天之雲，摶扶搖羊角而上者九萬里，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfBcjLn6pGE
這個黨地位穩固如同泰山，黨羽遍佈鬼島，民眾的支持直線竄昇直逼天際…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGq3qrqWEE
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絕雲氣，負青天，然後圖南，且適南冥也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXetlXLEnDM
把持了宣傳媒體，背負著拯救鬼島的使命，朝著掌權歛財前進…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrEniVvsQai
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斥鴳笑之曰：彼且奚適也？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhGvRZa5TF0
名嘴就笑他們說，這票人底到打算要玩多大呢？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5rbYMxKfRt
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我騰躍而上，不過數仞而下，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu8AH3Ww0Dv
我每天上網PO文，混個點閱率一二千，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡacDvzaQow6
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翱翔蓬蒿之閒，此亦飛之至也。而彼且奚適也？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQW4VJySW3F
夠我在演藝圈打滾討口飯吃，這也算得是門養家餬口的絕技了，搞這麼大…至於嗎？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzC36vlFMHM
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此大小之辯也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJLT3u2si8
這！就是棋手和棋子的不同之處啊！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8gcpCMZdb8
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故夫知效一官，行比一鄉，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoVYU83Uh6
所以，買了個美國大學文憑，當了個黨團書記，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEfdBmDExU1
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德合一君，而徵一國之君者，其自視也亦若此矣。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVeIO4oZJG
能拍好總統馬屁，耍嘴皮弄得全國聞名，說穿了水準也就和名嘴一樣而己。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMjMK0PUNGo
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而宋榮子猶然笑之。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV1FRBgXLGq
像這樣子的人是會被宋先生取笑的啊～731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOsCgIT7fK4
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且舉世而譽之而不加勸，舉世而非之而不加沮。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfOP4v9coCW
像宋先生這種人，就算全世界的人都羡慕他兒子，他也不會因此滿足，就算全天下的人都想為難他，他也不會因此而放棄的…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ5K35qleYQ
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定乎內外之分，辯乎榮辱之竟，斯己矣。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4sLd0AsU8i
真正了解到「虛名」和「實利」的差異，無視世人的毁譽，也一定要去追求「掌權」的境界，這算是極致了。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU0unJLktMo
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彼其於世未數數然也。雖然，猶未有樹也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ibLuNhl2R
像宋先生這樣不再追求表面，己經很了不起了，雖然最後沒有成功…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRN1ADgyiC8
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夫列子御風而行，泠然善也，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN05rnqcj5W
像蔣先生一家將鬼島的一切全掌握在手心裡，真夠輕髮愜意的了，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKElWsEFAMG
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旬有五日而後反。彼於致褔者，未數數然。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqGfuPU7ZLy
足足掌權四十年，他們連對於福份，運氣這些的，都己經不用再去努力強求了。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqT0VBVVB6j
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此雖免乎行，猶有所待者也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYRm8HQrcK
這樣也只能免於汲汲追求而已，畢竟還是得要仗著槍桿子，算不上是完全的成功，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMWxD4GILI
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夫乘天地之正，而御六氣之辯，以遊無窮者，彼且惡乎待哉！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgmoq2mRII
要是可以真正懂得收買民心，操縱輿論，將影響力擴展到無窮大的地步，那也不會被老毛子趕上鬼島了。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqiPN5UhvY
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故曰：至人無己，神人無功，聖人無名。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhGhoLGnH1
所以說：厲害的人不要命，黑心的人不怕關，無敵的人不要臉。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVePsO5nwc
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堯讓天下于許由，曰：731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFyk4WAWzNG
從前凌鶴子想把位子交給橫孫子，凌鶴子說：731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIxxyExqqbj
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「日月出矣，而爝火不息，其于光也，不亦難乎！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYedZHzy42
貴公子住帝寶，我還住在舊公寓，和他相比，我這輩子簡直就像活到了狗身上去！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLXzI8jyLj
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時雨降矣，而猶浸灌，其于澤也，不亦勞乎！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjljqPcB586
您是鬼島大富豪，我還在挪用總統特支費，加減貼補家計，真是夠辛苦的！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhqz7dPfYoi
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFjdFbZYrK
夫子立而天下治，而我猶尸之，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB2AGs8dOu1
您不做生意就能賺大錢，還給本黨贊助了這麼多經費，而我還坐在這個位子上，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUmIqCauhG0
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYkBxnxLPsl
吾自視缺然。請致天下。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjm0lY9tDdI
我自己都覺得說不過去，這個位子還是交還給您好了…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtPqjhW0TU
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqzLvJudJtW
許由曰：「子治天下，天下既已治也，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvalLN5ykxH
橫孫子就說了：「你在這個位子上好好的，就穩穩的坐著罷，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wQlbo96JK
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwu8gvhJ9Be
而我猶代子，吾將為名乎？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKfWotJbfaW
現在要我來代替你，不知道的人還以為我想出名呢？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvAoRe6VHaN
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Dsb3d8ESU
名者，實之賓也，吾將為賓乎？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7gsHcoxkI
出名這碼事，是要用花錢買的，你難道是要我用錢買下你的位子嗎？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRcUNARRXg
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj1XOqadcou
鷦鷯巢于深林，不過一枝；731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYzQ6toOxyS
男人的屁股再大，也就需要一個位子，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡunfx9sz021
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9u810RXfn6
偃鼠飲河，不過滿腹。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtPV1FSpG37
地位再高，也高不過平哥哥那邊的中常委！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzJPBs0jgU
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpP2JzBLP4
歸休乎君，予無所用天下為！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQz8bUnNkKC
收回去自己用吧，你那個位子我早就不稀罕了！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTQlbxDba9x
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLYnPQeQbJb
庖人雖不治庖，尸祝不越樽俎而代之矣。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhI06U7xfC
就算你自己的位子不想坐，我也沒有道理替你擦屁股吧…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmOkOumkclc
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEmSQnoUmJ9
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZRWSPJrt7d
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGGT24GoRxS
肩吾問于連叔曰：「吾聞言于接輿，大而無當，往而不返。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLTFfGnMkT
小張跟老蔡說：「我聽老郭這個人說話，誇大不實，不著邊際。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdL56ugw6I
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQgfqrd6egT
吾惊怖其言猶河漢而無极也，大有徑庭，不近人情焉。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz4ZQf7LuSo
更叫我叫驚的是他講的東西實在離譜到了極點，完全不合常理…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnLdlclkQ5o
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhlpQGvVSu
連叔曰：「其言謂何哉？」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Fwux34Vif
老蔡問：他是說什麼得罪到你了呀？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHUF3WQUTGK
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCSs9EbzAe
曰：藐姑射之山，有神人居焉。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡurlnPnTK9g
小張說：老郭說他在杜拜，認識了一群神人，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQ11gd0TPq
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMLQDd4YgTj
肌膚若冰雪，淖約若處子；731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV65XrQG9G3
每個都是白種猶太人，高貴的血統裡充滿王者之氣。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPec3Kt1NS2
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMx6EopD7U
不食五谷，吸風飲露；731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJGOaiWW2Sr
只吃特級牛排，喝最高級的礦泉水；731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGHDYANvwD
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoYWRbXeEEK
乘雲氣，御飛龍，而游乎四海之外；731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPEfwru97h
車是數不清的法拉利，開私人飛機，想要什麼有什麼！想去那裡去那裡！；731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqKRk32ocx
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3J0HFBqHV
其神凝，使物不疵癘而年谷熟。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaJYecEunNo
那些神人一點頭，荒地上也能長出黃金。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNe8JuvA00E
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3mFSmipYs
吾以是狂而不信也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2SLQgpK1qc
我想：這傢伙一定是瘋了，懶得理他…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpFR7W04M9
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3PzfnS0of
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAgC45hrD27
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuuR43VIgXs
連叔曰：「然，瞽者無以與乎文章之觀，聾者無以與乎鐘鼓之聲。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYa6truoPtm
老蔡說：「也對啦！瞎子看不見我長得有多帥氣，聾子聽不見我唱歌有多好聽。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvv8v3bR2kl
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa291OPnT9q
豈唯形骸有聾盲哉？夫知亦有之。是其言也，猶時女也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaEoUw5qKn5
不光是身體有殘缺的瞎子聾子，腦筋上也是有這樣子的人的，這些話，就是在說像你這種死腦筋的人啊～731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBqMfBzHxPr
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOe50IKPOeq
之人也，之德也，將旁礡萬物以為一，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRGREpAGJZ2
那些人啊，他們的資產，可以說是這世上最多的了，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ898waa9wji
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj90V8bACb2
世蘄乎亂，孰弊弊焉以天下為事！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5UPMq4mbEh
就算天下大亂，他們都不會把這些事情放在心上的啊！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sSxCflH8M
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhrPPJO4T14
之人也，物莫之傷，大浸稽天而不溺，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEZZcf46tCp
這些人啊！有私人軍隊保護，世上是沒有東西可以傷害他們的，就算遇上滅世大洪水，他們連諾亞方舟的船票也早買好了，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5CSxAWB5qw
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjJ6dwHCku
大旱金石流土山焦而不熱。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhpjzyKvmhL
即使核彈爆發世界毁滅他們也還能和美國總統躲在避難所裡吹冷氣。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCaHhvpdjqo
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIiiTKWz1DO
是其塵垢秕糠，將猶陶鑄堯舜者也，孰肯以物為事！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMU0ISn2qK5
只要他把身上的零錢給你，要當什麼總統皇帝都是家常便飯的事情，他們怎麼可能肯以世人的瑣事為意…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvkiyHRbUXa
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEDM7YFCuOb
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0UIs5uWyEW
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtwQB1hGGv
宋人次章甫而適越，越人斷發文身，無所用之。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd68wVFOeZQ
小紅到歐洲賣手機，結果老外都用蘋果，機皇什麼的一點意義都沒有，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHkWJHR4gr4
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvtZPDUZfc
堯治天下之民，平海內之政。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQqZqAJtljv
金三胖統治著高麗棒子，專制獨裁好不威風，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4Imwneiny
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYIk50P2fbM
往見四子藐姑射之山，汾水之陽，杳然喪其天下焉。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnPCwyqlpTB
得意洋洋的去了趟杜拜，維京群島，最後失魂落魄，灰溜溜的夾著尾巴逃了回去。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5c9ggKskX
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB9lYso3rKk
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY0xeLPhArJ
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyszoxpiXS
惠子謂莊子曰：「魏王貽我大瓠之种，我樹之成而實五石。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JH0XccP7l
定一君跟焱生君抱怨說：「退素君給我派了個任務，讓我接管那個林家醫院731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa0krwK7GnW
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1MSGrYKLa0
以盛水漿，其堅不能自舉也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWconMXgpXS
那個醫院是搞慈善的，根本就沒有油水。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CciTBXSJt
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3gXWRSkr2t
剖之以為瓢，則瓠落無所容。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsjkaH7s8EU
想要經營那個醫院，又擔心它賺不了錢。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTOAzYxEw7e
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIDURX9lEdH
非不呺然大也，吾為其無用而掊之。」731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFzQlZ6P1fp
雖然看起來位高權重，可是實際上就是沒用啊～731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXuLfUzFH4y
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSEsOygCDI4
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeNPH649OC0
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyKjNQNMSw
莊子曰：「夫子固拙于用大矣。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrfgb9f4Ib
焱生君說：「你真是不會把東西用在大的地方啊。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2bXO2tPNsr
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwC6ypa7E7t
宋人有善為不龜手之藥者，世世以洴澼洸為事。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgwgvwa6uJM
鬼島這地方最多農夫，世世代代種田為生。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajl6mY6LaZ
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFTByz3oSMM
客聞之，請買其方百金。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgztAMG6nwZ
外地的人來了之後，用一些錢打算買下了這些農地。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1CHDX0mYZ
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SUJpgokB1
聚族而謀之曰：我世世為洴澼洸，不過數金。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKgKPv1b2z
那些農田的主人合在一起商量說：我們世世代代種田，只不過可以討口飯吃，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsopjyYlD6
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOwLyLA0MHd
今一朝而鬻技百金，請与之。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgTzXbOkMQN
今天把這些地賣給他們，一次賺的錢勝過作牛作馬一輩子，就賣了吧。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75z1f5kyfH
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡty0CA0B5sL
客得之，以說吳王。越有難，吳王使之將。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85Sibfy6pO
外地來的人得到地後，投靠了老爺子。那些年鬼島土地重劃，老爺子就讓那些外地人去主持！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQvZBrd9oJz
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMC0LkBYbI
冬，与越人水戰，大敗越人，裂地而封之。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhTn4YykJ1J
沒多久，農地上就蓋起了房子，外地人從中狠狠的刮了一筆，搖身一變成為鬼島富豪，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGfGtJ0ETuK
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qgQJUV0dc
能不龜手一也，或以封，或不免于洴澼洸，則所用之异也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvimOTyIgwV
同樣是農地，有的人拿來賺大錢，有的人卻只能種種田，那就是因為用法不一樣的關係…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnxh2i4rYzI
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVf1YzpOIk
今子有五石之瓠，何不慮以為大樽而浮乎江湖，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fy7dhNN07
現在你管了那個林家醫院，不趁機把它名下的土地接收過來，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83KdLy3pdx
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RsZQtvvyn
而憂其瓠落無所容？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9d283sCD2F
居然在擔心它賺不了錢？731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZxOIyHS7TK
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLCApCy4l2n
則夫子猶有蓬之心也夫！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxnTuMjuOg
在我看來，你的腦袋裝大便啊～731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnG86KBza6Q
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGZHtKGvsR8
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtmqCv2uJqh
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJckw73nMX
惠子謂莊子曰：吾有大樹，人謂之樗。其大本臃腫而不中繩墨，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGmu0UgYqye
定一君又說了：我有一個孫子，人家都叫他神豚。他又胖又重不能在室外跑動，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIhollSC4BM
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVSJQcPRoE
其小枝卷曲而不中規矩。立之涂，匠者不顧。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NYIUILQUf
叫他作些文書上的工作又老是粗手粗腳的。想說把他送到軍校去，國防部的人連看都不看他一眼。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vlLILEvqT
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH6JgJhVB1u
今子之言，大而無用，眾所同去也。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1rspfoiAw
現在你說的話，也像他這個人一樣，大而無用啊，沒有人會去相信你說的～731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6TylainHBm
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlYQo4W7yyX
莊子曰：子獨不見狸狌乎？卑身而伏，以候敖者；731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ9gGpisW3i
焱生君回答說：你沒有看到你的手下嗎？卑躬屈膝，等著你下命令；731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40IF1bzDZs
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyhvhg0ddzF
東西跳梁，不避高下；中于机辟，死于罔罟。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATNI2gyaaF
東奔西跑，不辭辛勞；還要接聽老百姓打來罵人的電話，還得被推出來背黑鍋…731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbrKQhTedg
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiT6iq2pl6p
今夫嫠牛，其大若垂天之云。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlkDtjLq9o
現在老爺子的資政，有終身俸，平時閒閒沒事作。地位可以算是高的了，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFP17gjbyhN
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBSho3eOz8d
此能為大矣，而不能執鼠。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fiT47RCzL
可是你問他老婆，他一定不會修馬桶，這也就是說，大的東西，也要用在合適的地方啊～731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP6efNuTVdX
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqAuBlLVrV3
今子有大樹，患其無用，何不樹之于無何有之鄉，廣莫之野，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuPSOlnQ7g
現在你有這麼個孫子，你怕他沒出息，幹嘛不花錢隨便開家公司，讓他去當個空頭董事長731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctBIuPyf89
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrdsCA0i37C
彷徨乎無為其側，逍遙乎寢臥其下。731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawaTDzDWKM
只管錢砸作業績，愛怎麼搞由他去，731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5sTV1MvIFn
731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM3IxzojP0l
不夭斤斧，物無害者，無所可用，安所困苦哉！731Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfwgjqfHJhb
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