先生不知何許人也,亦不詳其姓字,750Please respect copyright.PENANAE0K6C6j0P5
死肥宅不知道是那裡人,也不知道他的名字,750Please respect copyright.PENANAuFpXiHaiMg
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宅邊有五柳樹,因以為號焉。750Please respect copyright.PENANARd7KpfYS6l
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖,所以就都這麼叫他了。750Please respect copyright.PENANAzVD9vQeZfE
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閑靜少言,不慕榮利。750Please respect copyright.PENANABdYc1MpQVb
死肥宅有點自閉,也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡,750Please respect copyright.PENANA3nkGYVlCnR
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好讀書,不求甚解;750Please respect copyright.PENANA1Aj1NII6p2
喜歡上網看文,看懂看不懂也無所謂,750Please respect copyright.PENANAAmBBxgqpk4
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每有會意,便欣然忘食。750Please respect copyright.PENANANaTuV9S3Qy
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。750Please respect copyright.PENANARdQnkgIEW9
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性嗜酒,家貧不能常得。750Please respect copyright.PENANA8oRpEYDFLC
死肥宅愛喝酒,可是家裡很窮不能常喝。750Please respect copyright.PENANAemnWzhhB0D
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親舊知其如此,或置酒招之,750Please respect copyright.PENANA4Z8oryyzG7
一些朋友知道,有時候會請他喝,750Please respect copyright.PENANASEwdLTePQI
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造飲輒盡,期在必醉;750Please respect copyright.PENANAl3lhQJqfA9
死肥宅總是乾杯,目標就是要喝醉;750Please respect copyright.PENANA9MnoWPGvBe
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既醉而退,曾不吝情去留。750Please respect copyright.PENANAjRJNMA4sHD
一喝醉就回家,絲毫都不客氣。750Please respect copyright.PENANAvYJGTVLrAb
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環堵蕭然,不蔽風日;750Please respect copyright.PENANA3JDHbEtfje
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁,連擋風遮雨都有問題,750Please respect copyright.PENANANg8dp3H1S0
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短褐穿結,簞瓢屢空,晏如也。750Please respect copyright.PENANAoSgoaWv50n
衣服破破爛爛的,冰箱裡都是空的,死肥宅也無所謂。750Please respect copyright.PENANAHij60rhAly
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嘗著文章自娛,頗示己志。750Please respect copyright.PENANAgxsbP9j0TQ
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文,看起來還滿自得其樂的。750Please respect copyright.PENANAmslxikWoTp
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忘懷得失,以此自終。 750Please respect copyright.PENANAaNAxvH4NgU
一事無成也無所謂,就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。750Please respect copyright.PENANATTpz7OUcoa
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贊曰:黔婁之妻有言:「不戚戚於貧賤,不汲汲於富貴。」750Please respect copyright.PENANAkCdLQ3BxEt
我要給死肥宅一個讚:記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過:「不要去擔心窮,不要去努力賺錢。」750Please respect copyright.PENANAAYlGbN9fVB
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其言茲若人之儔乎!銜觴賦詩,以樂其志,750Please respect copyright.PENANATrMttlvXAj
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧?喝酒唱歌,自得其樂,750Please respect copyright.PENANAhgfSRnMj0Z
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無懷氏之民歟!葛天氏之民歟!750Please respect copyright.PENANAcyhtvGne2U
這是尼安德塔人咧?還是克羅馬儂人咧?750Please respect copyright.PENANA6lJ0hOEVZL
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結論:原來古代就有尼特族,而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲,御宅族萬歲!750Please respect copyright.PENANA63w2o0wHIH
另外,居然羨慕原始人的生活,作者的腦筋一定有問題!