作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡosdAr5sHhy先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuUQnlAbM2L
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe4mPWdqnV
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSM53mbX7ad
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRrx8lDrlr
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKwEyfnmec
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM65JXeDI0t
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好讀書，不求甚解；1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY1wKxHgBrI
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNy2T5h9qm
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYd2Cnoq6iT
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYFvGYn6T0
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARydMWzhJN
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83sUiKuyP2
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpL31xsoHNC
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlyBH5yDYlc
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS9NUp40d2x
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSltOFRqsg
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYJMLR7dcWZ
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUvPFW2mRPL
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZFXFDuFkjq
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKxn3x44T02
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2WhxOOFBPS
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLSdsRAPm1i
1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI5FosAlZyv
嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xXxaDryFj
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfueOg4tO8R
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1HespSfoog
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmZLMNWYEDm
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ536tFYeElo
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXNJr1m2JSc
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiE723i445F
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSH8x8Mx4XE
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5hz6TAk1A
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9W27j3Pcof
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1090Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWp8KFWxjiV
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
