作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9e6V83BjZz先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxlzr5DN2px
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJzUQ770MFL
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa8XaVk0OeU
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxRuHJD702
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dDEGvD9qj
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyYb2hZBk4
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好讀書，不求甚解；1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ84pltEnxtU
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaupvGz5iIm
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxKr6ZSOM4
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVy9JkLJoU1
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKMDtCmv2QM
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI1eXXvHpNe
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJeilQ8EcMv
親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyVcaweklhK
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI8DSkjtOKf
1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH4J4qvgF8j
造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyY6vXlrdoM
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtBi34pOVSz
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqvwGGx5FH3
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmvIjihPoH
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlk1qUAGvo5
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvxMcEV13oV
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHOadFewF8R
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZE5OduTz4V
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWu3dMwvxa0
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡag684j6jvj
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbu9etDckuG
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs8dtk8WPsJ
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiu9DtbKZdR
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIGWSFkgTyR
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0O8HrA2ltK
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9g36Nh9phX
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJcheXB4Kab
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAqDXGzUl1w
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1025Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47ALExpfNk
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
