作者：晉末逃避現實官二代‧陶淵明1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrjW40s9EN先生不知何許人也，亦不詳其姓字，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCm6dw4rGL2
死肥宅不知道是那裡人，也不知道他的名字，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8I1d7WgIL6
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宅邊有五柳樹，因以為號焉。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohRbJxgOX1
因為他都宅在家裡人又很胖，所以就都這麼叫他了。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN43GHqwiFW
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閑靜少言，不慕榮利。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHRAg0MMw8c
死肥宅有點自閉，也不去工作賺錢整天就躲在家裡，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw0JuY00gxb
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好讀書，不求甚解；1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1I6XVjUFvB
喜歡上網看文，看懂看不懂也無所謂，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXJWjHeqXhf
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每有會意，便欣然忘食。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡreSYqZJ4Kb
有時候看到高興還會看到忘記吃飯。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhHdAtMqPW
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性嗜酒，家貧不能常得。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtylLT4iAHX
死肥宅愛喝酒，可是家裡很窮不能常喝。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKXzUWYQGxo
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親舊知其如此，或置酒招之，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5epln3hC93
一些朋友知道，有時候會請他喝，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWYaMWjeICo
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造飲輒盡，期在必醉；1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuJAtKE4Z5
死肥宅總是乾杯，目標就是要喝醉；1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmgjKXcGysP
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既醉而退，曾不吝情去留。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh5mQoIfaJx
一喝醉就回家，絲毫都不客氣。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzS4ss0KT39
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環堵蕭然，不蔽風日；1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5YVkMDkFbn
死肥宅家裡窮的只剩下牆壁，連擋風遮雨都有問題，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgpyTszdzdA
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短褐穿結，簞瓢屢空，晏如也。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gYCRpuCly
衣服破破爛爛的，冰箱裡都是空的，死肥宅也無所謂。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajPsvBPfHU
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嘗著文章自娛，頗示己志。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXGAIP34Dn
死肥宅有時候會上網PO文，看起來還滿自得其樂的。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFBUZx4wkqj
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忘懷得失，以此自終。 1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLJWfpa0gi0
一事無成也無所謂，就這麼混吃等死一輩子吧。1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOtTLQXCIgX
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贊曰：黔婁之妻有言：「不戚戚於貧賤，不汲汲於富貴。」1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6t0iwfzPZh
我要給死肥宅一個讚：記得有一個窮人的老婆曾經這麼說過：「不要去擔心窮，不要去努力賺錢。」1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrzbAfFklO
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其言茲若人之儔乎！銜觴賦詩，以樂其志，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCTEvA1aeSN
說的就是像死肥宅這一類的人吧？喝酒唱歌，自得其樂，1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5liinWWeb8
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無懷氏之民歟！葛天氏之民歟！1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ742JjQdupB
這是尼安德塔人咧？還是克羅馬儂人咧？1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm1U8349vrM
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結論：原來古代就有尼特族，而且教育部從小就鼓吹我們家裡蹲，御宅族萬歲！1100Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJ2cl3dhHz
另外，居然羨慕原始人的生活，作者的腦筋一定有問題！
