忘者:“心似白云常自在,意如流水任东西”
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蒙比摇头如拨浪鼓:“素质最差一批,57师曾是银河百强,这团战能打?”输完越楠输缅电,脸都不要了!119Please respect copyright.PENANA0vD6ljiJSL
忘者;“可以打CBA啊——”119Please respect copyright.PENANAsXDMK8HlMT
9528:“大人,时代变了。明治维新后,日星海菌和警察系统被萨摩耶掌控。今何在?”119Please respect copyright.PENANA7aKZ7TXdY2
忘者:“不要打断我——”119Please respect copyright.PENANA1bwKGxquOI
蒙比摇头:“老爷子说过,让敌人高估你的缺点。穿着‘欧打’队服,就不要说轻视敌人的话。”这黄皮蚂蚁很讨厌,但他说的不无道理。119Please respect copyright.PENANAB5qP4aQOYG
张丽萎信心满满:“那人脚没了。五五开!”不过是六朝金粉,三楚精神。119Please respect copyright.PENANABoRHMH5Neo
四臂族非常天赋女拳手, 见一个,赞一个,好个人熊。三层腻粉,遮不住的顽皮。通体牛肉两颗虎牙,一字眉顶天立地。学七伤拳七年,练成七十伤拳。女生悄悄话,是侧身靠怀,她是按住,主打一个让我说完~~~~~!小字莺莺,针黹女工,诗词书算,无有不能。119Please respect copyright.PENANAiqaKiqPSSx
三十未婚。条件放的很低,一不要车二不要房,扛住三拳就拉走。119Please respect copyright.PENANATiWmFB6LaS
不像有些打排球的小女孩不懂事,“你有房吗?你有车吗?你有房车吗?”119Please respect copyright.PENANAxlrHf6yvbZ
忒喵吾有房车来相亲干啥?天天东广不是更爽?吸过难过,没有措施让自己不难过。119Please respect copyright.PENANAmYz4rnLi9x
“工作997,活着都累,谁还管团战,谈判好了。”三眼族吸过说。还是师父说得对,要打工,去中东。119Please respect copyright.PENANAtdL9P1ndVW
蒙比:“听说退休金领取要延长到70?”119Please respect copyright.PENANAv2nh4h39kX
忘者:“此计妙不可言,且行且珍惜。随着春天来了,万物复苏,人寿延长,以后奔90去了。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAGZ8URTMhaB
吸过:“你回你的花果山,我回我的高老庄。拼一把沉睡,在松楠。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAVx7NU5oNnF
他一脸落寞,腰缠大宝剑。是它是它就是它,奇剑挽留。119Please respect copyright.PENANAHWTjlSZolD
四大名剑。119Please respect copyright.PENANAxk3Ns4rbIp
神剑雪河方应看,翻手为云覆手雨。119Please respect copyright.PENANAolMQIveH0z
一夜盛雪苏梦枕,黄昏细雨红袖刀。119Please respect copyright.PENANABE2nc70v62
魔刀不应,冰属性,雷损。后流传诺森德星,被阿尔萨诗拔出。119Please respect copyright.PENANA04DxYLnv3q
挽留,王小石用它大战关七,大战罪恶之花白愁飞,名动天下。119Please respect copyright.PENANAWkVtOSaUVh
9528耸了耸肩,低头摆弄“连锁闪电”装置去了,反正他是007。119Please respect copyright.PENANATi2cv2rTjZ
张丽萎,娇无力:“塞——塞——”119Please respect copyright.PENANAv7M4EwqaWv
蒙比一阵反胃:“喊队长。”面无表情打开手机看《动物世界》,塞塞是你用的吗还塞塞!119Please respect copyright.PENANAuUJPZaDaTm
“队长,你操练我的时候严格无情,我已长大。”119Please respect copyright.PENANA1DCYDgWL9d
蒙比瞪眼:“语文苍老师教的吗!减个字。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAVLtbBvhkKl
张丽萎:“我已练成‘天地返’,你让我上!”119Please respect copyright.PENANAcuoWiKitgH
“不行,我的地盘我做主。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAqLVIPVqrSS
张丽萎又喊:“是不是男人?人死屌朝天!怕什么——靠!”剧痛。119Please respect copyright.PENANAtxJYdLOWns
艰难回头一看,发现奶嘴一撬棍锄在她头上。“窝草,你干嘛!”119Please respect copyright.PENANA2G3k7wxQBu
真是当兵无玄学,全靠我头铁!知道这位有理说不清,她只能自认倒霉。119Please respect copyright.PENANApfd8M9lVam
奶嘴没有看她,喃喃:“你有口臭。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAk8plKANyyg
张丽萎大怒,一拳干过去。119Please respect copyright.PENANAB6bdOlbD7S
又一棍。抱着头,眼泪鼻涕都喷出来。119Please respect copyright.PENANA7PGR5hq5Xf
他们受过严格的训练,无论多好笑,都不会笑,除非绷不住。119Please respect copyright.PENANAVXWuDHTUx0
吸过拉住张丽萎,摇摇头:“别怪他,便秘五个月。”想开些,侮辱伤害别人是魔鬼本能。119Please respect copyright.PENANA01uCLARue0
忘者:“想听我的人生哲理吗?先下手为强——”119Please respect copyright.PENANAWDg82QoGgV
9528:“都记好了吗?划横线,要考。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAcuRLCvShKD
忘者:“弱国无性——外交,先打再谈——”119Please respect copyright.PENANAfTpiYyJLGL
9528:“说的好,说的呱呱叫。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAuaBD4q9Tkp
“最恨打断我说话,”忘者抬起下巴朝天空展现他的希式发型,神经质的挥动右手,抑扬顿挫地说,“及时行乐,把握今天,孩子们。你们是戏子,你们是军人,欧打妇女的荣耀军人!没有其他战队的军人,可以声言他们是欧打妇女的荣耀军人!你们细品,好好——”119Please respect copyright.PENANAibTc62MJuY
水兵R:“塞——塞——,我没听懂,能再说一次吗?”119Please respect copyright.PENANA0jHMbQMP90
“孩子,是雅利A种吗?”119Please respect copyright.PENANA4URNc4OB0T
“塞——塞——,我是大喝民族。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAHuNnmsskPA
忘者冲蒙比点头:“是个好侦察兵,去火线吧。让我说完——”119Please respect copyright.PENANAe5tgIJLYCn
“我是医疗兵。”侦察明明奶嘴擅长。119Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZAE5zOYYz
9528:“不要和长官争辩。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAFLWL0DorsD
“我没有——”119Please respect copyright.PENANAIXLTELkVZs
“你一直在争辩。和长官说话,要说塞塞。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAfo5DbBmQJl
“好的,我试试,塞塞。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAZbGvnzTA2s
“做,或者不做,没有试试!”119Please respect copyright.PENANADVuzK87QqK
忘者:“是个好侦察兵,去火线吧。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAUqxlebmxij
“是的,我是个好侦察兵。”119Please respect copyright.PENANABFHco8k2zo
“即使争辩,也要说塞塞。”119Please respect copyright.PENANACT721LzVeY
忘者:“9528,你忒喵的。”119Please respect copyright.PENANAWxYyGzgonJ
……119Please respect copyright.PENANAKLgOZm8gNE
队伍沉寂下来,开始做最后的检查,在额头划十弹头刻十。