留声机:“一船炊烟煮酒,月儿仍半开半待。青山听我谈笑,兰影也入怀。你看花荫渐成海,心里便水面风来……”
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费茨:“吃饭吃饭。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAg3CrnD2Zyo
罗路:“一粥一饭,锄禾日当午,阿闷。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAXPOZaJztC0
老外上至首相,下至《致命弯道》,吃饭没有不祷告的。花人士兵对这股子认真劲表示佩服,又对他们一言不合当众开车感到好笑。81Please respect copyright.PENANAYFQjy981aH
不能让老外专美于前,病建议花人默哀一分钟,大家不理他。81Please respect copyright.PENANAhWuwO10QBN
“依他达K吗丝。”桔子双手合什,咬了口烫嘴的三灰香肠,优雅地掩着嘴,不停地哈气,冲着空气说,“三灰,味道好极了。”这份不孤独的美食,怎么这么——不好吃到哭,似土,似豆,似泥,一嘴酸溜溜,泪迷迷,青青气息。就像在他乡等待一场未知的邂逅,结果小师妹没来,如花在水坝边缘挥着手绢奔跑撒欢还跨栏。但是加了白飞钉真的很上瘾呢,鹅呵呵呵呵。再吃上一吃,好过刹那别离。81Please respect copyright.PENANAKd1XRMQA7v
五分熟的猪肝带来多层次口感,热乎乎软绵绵糯叽叽,天哪,天哪,中日一家说的就是此物。这个是真好,配饭下酒赞不绝口,可惜只有几片。81Please respect copyright.PENANAJENzVtFvRB
陈冠西小心翼翼剥着红薯皮。也许对别人来说,这是颗地瓜。但是地瓜,不等于地雷。小时候,家里生活条件不好,他吃过云里飞的,海底游的,山里钻的,唯有烤红薯不曾上过家族的餐桌。曾经几次放弃睡眠用汤勺挖地道偷吃,都被家族卫队袭击阻止,人赃俱获五花大绑。81Please respect copyright.PENANAVt85KhFPMh
随着年龄增长心智成熟,他不仅喜欢烤红薯,还喜欢马铃薯。对他来说,焦黄焦黄的红薯就是隔壁的阿娇,是乌可兰老娘们,是难忘又窘迫的初次,是他的少年他的青春!81Please respect copyright.PENANANYwi5oRG5O
轻轻地咬了一口,眼泪止不住流了下来。有一天,这些记忆,会慢慢变成水。81Please respect copyright.PENANABtkOJPOlj3
平生只有两行泪,半为地瓜半美人。他闭目轻颤,久久不能释怀。81Please respect copyright.PENANA8XiKXWTt0s
开始自律!81Please respect copyright.PENANAOPjNfPIrnQ
费茨:“汉斯,你的咖啡犬屎一样难喝。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAvCX81nLViI
“我可不是你妈妈。”汉斯美美喝了一口浓汤,微微的河风,这才有家乡的味道。81Please respect copyright.PENANAXbEqZXIfMs
罗路迫切地捞着柔软入味极具感染力的牛肉土豆,思绪亦随之浮浮沉沉,勺子先蝶泳接仰泳然后尽情自由泳,胃液肆无忌惮冲击平原,他人手速也不弱,道不及“巴嘎”,捞了就吃吃了就捞不要慌,耳旁传来“锅伤锅伤锅伤”的声音,仿佛锅里有他的尊严安慰和自由,有不被人类社会制约扭曲的十里香飘。舔狗的快乐,就是这么简单!81Please respect copyright.PENANARR1vmo6Vft
副连:“别人都一两下,有分寸。你们三个倒好,捞不停。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAfelt3CJzsQ
活宝:“不曾。”81Please respect copyright.PENANA96MCLbBD8A
病:“谦让得来来去去,汤冷肉硬。索性我来保管。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAijGC3AwNfc
罗路:“我有多捞一下,得梅毒!”81Please respect copyright.PENANAtDMQsMzWDL
病:“捞不捞?不捞我又来也。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAGkdg5lfxMb
活宝:“什么味道?什么味道?让让,让我再来一下,这回细细的吃吃。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAiQHplxqPgl
每个人都吃得津津有味大开朵颐,只有黑勋爵费力地啃着黑蝙蝠翅膀,口氺挂了一地。81Please respect copyright.PENANAoptUq1keN2
他不摘头盔。81Please respect copyright.PENANAbrel6pIO67
病看乐了:“呔!请君为我倾耳听——”81Please respect copyright.PENANAES5PZ8gUaH
桔子的随身听传出架子鼓的声音。81Please respect copyright.PENANAQWvajqslhP
“自从那盘古裂地清浊辨,女娲来补天。81Please respect copyright.PENANAegV5pDv4AJ
万山一贯起茅苔,伯虎有遗言。81Please respect copyright.PENANAPknLVOZE7w
芸芸众生苦,争斗繁衍。81Please respect copyright.PENANA0wMko34aiB
江流难记伊人面,往事越千年。81Please respect copyright.PENANAikGRNpfJFR
话说这蝙蝠真可恶,作孽在人间。81Please respect copyright.PENANAXOZws8pEla
天生带病毒,来去犹如雕翎箭。81Please respect copyright.PENANAjFrD48uURa
请君试问东流水,恨与水绵绵。81Please respect copyright.PENANAiEljHIp7fT
人人禁足,KTV老板都发癫。81Please respect copyright.PENANAu0mxqV22rv
汤锅里蹦香气四溢,起舞又翩翩。81Please respect copyright.PENANABG5LurlsY9
火架上煎金黄酥脆,孜然洒了一百遍呀一百遍。81Please respect copyright.PENANAOKAkKC7Rkj
今天把你捉,不是我嘴馋,去留肝胆两昆仑。81Please respect copyright.PENANAxYXyUXkDcN
从此《和歌子酒》放身边,我铭记此仇不共戴天!”81Please respect copyright.PENANAYIBMvO7Bya
青霞:“酒来酒来,和才子喝一杯。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAS3j6wx7UPI
病:“老大,酒!”81Please respect copyright.PENANAEjOxUyZQuL
“就这么多。”副连从储物戒指搬出一堆,盅国茅苔,古月聋山黄酒,De国精酿啤酒,日星大麦烧酒,寒国真难喝清酒……一天的焦头烂额结束了,在大家正赶着生火做饭之际,我的一天才刚刚开始。酒氺只有这些,随他们心意挑,喊声老大副连太君都会给,这是我的经营理念。时间是午夜十二点至凌晨七时,大家称其为深夜食堂。问我酒鬼几何,哟,还是挺多的。81Please respect copyright.PENANAhqlWzRzuwI
活宝:“给我萝卜牛筋加蛋。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAT7saftvzOJ
副连:“#。”81Please respect copyright.PENANA4u7DZU9r5s
病举杯:“月挣五千八,不当舔狗我随便花!”81Please respect copyright.PENANAx7BOxd3nZZ
活宝:“喝到挂!”念的什么狗屁东西,连自己三分之一都不如,不,十分之一。他老妈说得对,才高入俗难,时乖不遂愿。81Please respect copyright.PENANAemqBGGjYdp
费茨罗路:“喝到挂!”81Please respect copyright.PENANA51DCI20bPz
汉斯:“喝——!”81Please respect copyright.PENANAy09GbmFei9
……81Please respect copyright.PENANAx1jVdnpmZb
费茨:“我真的不能理解,为什么离开温暖的海滩,离开妙不可言的——书本,在冰天雪地里当兵。”81Please respect copyright.PENANA98vjcTbxvu
副连喝了一口浓啤酒,拍拍他肩膀:“哲人说过,书本能让你心平气和地与傻逼说话,当兵能让傻逼心平气和地与你说话。”为什么夫人们说梦话,此起彼伏:亲爱的,我的海,快,快,死鬼不在,我的角先……一定是喊我无疑了,梦话是正常的,不,不太正常,可能是白天太疲乏了,回去给她们炖两斤人参。81Please respect copyright.PENANA8Gr5rVKQtI
“合着我上学当兵当演员一生努力就是为了傻逼。”病翻着白眼找出一瓶川佬汇,给大家分香辣酱。81Please respect copyright.PENANAXFCtscbvGB
费茨:“沃——娜!”81Please respect copyright.PENANAGkFKEo5fAb
罗路:“别整得情圣似的中不?哪个姑娘你不冲?”81Please respect copyright.PENANAxFML12mUjM
“诋毁我的内在。贾灵,我冲了吗?”81Please respect copyright.PENANAJhinl8W4Kf
汉斯:“哦?为什么?”81Please respect copyright.PENANArCETsgYjFs
“冲,冲不了,”费茨支支吾吾,做了个挺举动作,“她把我举起来怎么办?”81Please respect copyright.PENANAg7jGjiWwQy
空间的生活虽然精彩刺激,但陈冠西还是想念家乡,想念平淡的生活,他是个传统的男人。每天装逼打打富二代,每月换一个模特女友念诗,每月随便花个几百万,够家人糊口就行了。81Please respect copyright.PENANAgpkmLW1MLX
才子悄悄看了青霞,心中七上八下不敢抬头。你披星戴月,你不辞冰雪。(灌了一口啤酒,连同鼻涕全喷了出来,看到拿的是川佬汇)你给我川佬汇~~~我不致颓废。你宽容慈悲~~~~~~!我能振翅高飞~~~~你不告而别,我才后知后觉……81Please respect copyright.PENANAXL4kxeN58y
罗路:“会开了?”81Please respect copyright.PENANAe8fZJtzTth
费茨:“坦白说,开车很容易,难的是停车和其他司机友好地沟通。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAjOOUxviKHV
罗路:“嗯,记得轮椅中尉吗?他学车第一天让朋友坐副驾驶指导,第二天就自己上路了。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAANjKTGXz8T
活宝:“你们说,在后人眼里,我们会是英雄吗?”81Please respect copyright.PENANAjCTx3ZbHAq
罗路:“……我们不好说,你肯定是阿拉斯加了。”81Please respect copyright.PENANAuCUQFBwsht
费茨:“哈哈哈哈,记着干吗?”81Please respect copyright.PENANAMNvl1wN1XX
81Please respect copyright.PENANAjEhUa2nySy