老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSTiAihAEWM
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOgkjtYqVBt
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlErkOqsYtd
死战，死战，死战。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSscnwHSmll
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvlNmc3Z2e
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJl6i40vkj
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaIyZ8Kfl4B
妻子走来。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmRp7Ja0NWX
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcwp5gRUQY
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69zu9e7Yrn
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIZ7KOkVDH
恐惧在De军中蔓延。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwcPfUMINNo
副连：“战歌！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJW47LbiXV6
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vXhNNYQyp
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMetiQuY6uK
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4LxjJRfvtl
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0gcTfZ1hSP
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRAp6EGyXT
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡREgod4PINC
黑勋爵：“……”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6nXl5Q9Yp
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxLENEshg6
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fomD5Aq9D
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVdAsHd0y5F
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0TAevtwlS
持续10分钟的天摇地动。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKLaEr9OFmM
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxtYJAcpi7i
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFMzSQzFQyM
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF74yOFLmQ3
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGFcl5znvw
S军一拥而上。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYA3a2s5gTf
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9nELZPTnYC
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEv4LkWfzna
这一钳，奔雷惊马！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzXM1mY8PGh
咦？技能进阶了。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JZClRD6eY
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyNBT41bMJn
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3BgsrWmfHD
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBRVUXAZ9b
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0FCyyOh21x
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBi2N0Ww8gl
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10AJg6nkya
……83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwJc0Wganto
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡppc7jOOU16
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTs7bwgdLS
“挪开，让我看到钱！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQG4mqDgLW4
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ifkS8yCSY
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHXUmiH8dgA
“我想安乐死。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEH5f2qUOT9
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwxwIsGEfBT
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3C6T9BVXIZ
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtrHPWp5jl
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBjubgA2W3B
“……是我的！！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrTmXgxIuy
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”83Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlnsxeEEOYb
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