老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGZArhxFKV
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNabp9MqIeU
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxci8wU1F5p
死战，死战，死战。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQEASG33lMw
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9gzYZFM8Z
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyS1u7RkMFd
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB8BRa2GTfk
妻子走来。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFueZjGhJnA
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyO2a3cGOaR
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9o3o5nxD6j
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnqyc9NhXN0
恐惧在De军中蔓延。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5JdTRXTnB4
副连：“战歌！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFUO4Om4Kjn
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzo7z0OD6E
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhCvJF4heMG
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKkYV48oom0
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnebuUyY0J
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYZojihTL5R
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDJEgYMm0TO
黑勋爵：“……”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJxdqKx4VNl
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkY8YRybZUZ
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJqRuWANjEI
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxMHN0R8mrs
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fDZme5TuJ
持续10分钟的天摇地动。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP4ZhNlDJXX
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAj1pAM7578
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqyJe4JZyv3
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0vGCrvYSTc
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpwbZTKBvSD
S军一拥而上。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj0d5DfK2uO
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Bid6ae6dY
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZe56geBJaq
这一钳，奔雷惊马！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv5WNinQfUn
咦？技能进阶了。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsgRKSiBPFc
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5r3ZKFqpj
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCW3oddmYJ5
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡccQhHvwUwP
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0tm7oCC8ky
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5EsfCXXWlu
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hhmeqBSuH
……64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmSY4jL7gWN
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYrVxq7RnE6
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y5yfSyNSg
“挪开，让我看到钱！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuxVmZYHPJ
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXt4d8rIMUO
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5OSqvE8Tox
“我想安乐死。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxXb3nQMrwr
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCj1PQuiG05
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0SwVhtZKJO
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhxNplqTAi
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7zHiy1NTU
“……是我的！！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjb9oLrfqD
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”64Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMJeKHy713S
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