体育老师陈小白:“二十一世纪什么最重要?人才。”
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小芳.莱因哈特捂嘴不可置信:“他来了他来了,他带着感恩走来了。神医,你就是我的星辰大海!”带头鼓掌撒花。97Please respect copyright.PENANA8pEZZdBJID
中年护士趁乱解开前襟,掏出两只长柄菌用鞭炮庆祝,被护士长眼神制止。97Please respect copyright.PENANAqqTjw4zjaL
这一刻,手术室春暖花开感动帝国。97Please respect copyright.PENANAvEkwrM4BVw
病欣慰(领口别着大十字勋章),双手下压示意大家不要激动:“我已经尽了最大努力。”97Please respect copyright.PENANAd8equfUaPv
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他脱去白大衣(露出中山装),坐上推车,看着一干医护人员,踌躇满志。同志们好。同痔好不了。捅痔闷辛苦啦。为仆人服务。不用怀疑他们对祖国的热诚,对美好的向往,缺了什么,嗯,是血性,怎么激发……97Please respect copyright.PENANA4KmRHGe1gN
呐喊声,欢呼声,大大,大大……97Please respect copyright.PENANANNy5KoNrzA
他屏气凝神在活宝腿根处画了个圈(我随手画的)。此时寂静,春来喧哗。97Please respect copyright.PENANAWCfvfJ2GZi
小芳嗫嚅?我曾经和——97Please respect copyright.PENANAloHgDhTRiK
陈护士脸红?我也曾——97Please respect copyright.PENANApMM8tJYQHP
杨护士挥手?一直。97Please respect copyright.PENANAeN4fuPnfBb
护士长?我……看表。97Please respect copyright.PENANAoKgSwho0bX
叮咚——97Please respect copyright.PENANATGjY9cuGKS
救人一命,逆风快递中级宝箱。97Please respect copyright.PENANAHMmLVZmbqT
收件人——冥猫高级会员病。97Please respect copyright.PENANAKMpyjYsQl4
来了!欧皇附体了,有木有?97Please respect copyright.PENANA2RRqUBsX0R
圣衣,圣衣,圣衣,有木有!97Please respect copyright.PENANAzNY2JJXybB
受尽白眼凄凉王,这一刻,苦尽甘来。97Please respect copyright.PENANARj4PQflSeS
病立功了,他立功了,不要给澳大利Y人任何的机会!!97Please respect copyright.PENANAEa96yPiV8a
燃起来吧,青年。这一刻,你不再是纸障,你是纸障青年!这一刻,心火喷暴灼不当,天要酬我胸中狂。97Please respect copyright.PENANA2azC4XfLHB
伟大的凤凰座逗士,病一个人,他代表了了凤凰座逗士悠久的历史和传桶!马尔滴泥在这一刻灵魂附体。97Please respect copyright.PENANAxXM6Qrp2rm
在这一刻,他不是一个人在战逗,马尔滴泥生日快乐,Y大利万岁,他不是一个人!!97Please respect copyright.PENANAXJXVcLILya
屏息,开!97Please respect copyright.PENANAvDJYy4PSUC
金色!金色闪光!97Please respect copyright.PENANAf9q4LLMSqD
热泪冲眶而出。老天,你终于——97Please respect copyright.PENANAUxkxkLbAFd
病愣愣看着一支老款铝制手电筒说不出话。97Please respect copyright.PENANA4sKWTrsUdk
强忍胸闷,沮丧,愤怒,怀着侥幸,他颤抖着伸出手,今天可是马尔D泥生日,拿起箱子里一张纸。97Please respect copyright.PENANAakLccRvPlh
职业书。97Please respect copyright.PENANA1PA8zVTMAW
隐藏职业,牙医。97Please respect copyright.PENANAVEOtvZCWOk
天赋技能:初级癫狂拔牙术。啥?97Please respect copyright.PENANA1TJgzf6L53
效果:拔牙过程中,30%几率拔出患牙,疼痛性晕厥一秒。1%可能性没有拔出牙齿,1%拔出一颗健康牙齿,1%断根残留持续疼痛,1%半边面部肿胀疼痛,1%麻醉失效,1%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常,1%造成持续性流雪,1%呀挺呀凿导致面部穿透,1%单侧眼球摘除,1%三角挺导致下颌骨折断,1%导致拔牙对象技能情绪失控雪压升高,1%出现仇医心理,拳力上升,自制力降低,冷却时间3分钟。97Please respect copyright.PENANA3hevTAsPk1
施法要求:主动碰触,无冷却。需特殊装备,拔牙钳。97Please respect copyright.PENANAguJj1GJLwW
职业要求:具备专业知识,5年以上拔牙经验,和医者仁心。97Please respect copyright.PENANAiuES55Z21t
注明:牙好,胃口就好,吃嘛嘛香。97Please respect copyright.PENANA6X4RVUYG7b
1%毛用,垃圾技能,说好的凤凰圣衣!97Please respect copyright.PENANAuw3b4jAlXW
劝人做鸡,天打雷劈。劝人学医,从头劈到逼。97Please respect copyright.PENANA2jd06F6dU2
医生苦哇,不练长跑没法工作,说多都是泪。自从当了牙医,他性格渐变,擦屁股要用三十张卫生纸,痔疮不破誓不罢休。啊啊啊啊啊~~~~~~~97Please respect copyright.PENANAtHLmGeZ8Ye
进了空间,以为逆天改命轰轰烈烈,谁料又碰破事,30%拔出几率,当俘虏都会被活活打死。还隐藏职业,你隐藏个锤子!
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在活宝卧床恢复期间,病本着天下大同刚正不阿的精神,在“停车吃药”急诊室发挥余热,给60多个病人挂上点滴。97Please respect copyright.PENANADTDZswBI19
先挂三天,衣着讲究的挂个头七。清一色的生理盐水加当参,癌症哮喘便秘呛伤到少儿感冒,包治百病。97Please respect copyright.PENANAo9ALpDfMIO
至于能活下多少,这就不关他的事了。这是当前科学治愈几率的客观存在,是病人求生意志的感人体现。医生不是神仙,天道自在人心!97Please respect copyright.PENANANcandIc6cm
结果家属拍案而起,认为医院太坑钱。医生拍案而起,认为竖子不足与谋,当参能坑几个钱。病人拍案不起,板盖钉得严严实实。97Please respect copyright.PENANAzUmIzD7apE
听闻这些,他暗自神伤。人生不得意事十之八九,但重在参与重在体验,不是吗?唯一遗憾就是没有牙痛病人,不能让他忘记忧伤尽绽光芒。97Please respect copyright.PENANArAbgi5QWFm
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