老妈说的对：“世上本无路，走多便有。世上本无脏话，数学题做多了。”
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奶嘴右手撬棍，左手军旗，目视前方：“神州子弟今安在！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXmMU5l8KJK
他的妻子被人类囚禁玩弄两年之久，怀孕后被做成一桌名菜。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfUl2Ch6jFz
自此便吃豆腐脑，此恨无关风与月！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxli7lWwkr
死战，死战，死战。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKXbpIBNZ7
第一个突进De军最后一道防线，一路从百草园撬到三味书屋。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ68IsXIRFwx
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，言语不堪，咱们回去了吧。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyGhM1Uj3qO
妻子匆匆走来：“夫啊，他们上手了……还来得及。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFsb0Qh37GJ
妻子走来。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3h1KYK6Mn
S菌漫山遍野，喊着：“缴枪不杀，武运长久。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ie1wBwTGX
还好不是国产片，打着打着，日星援军坐着东风大卡就过来了，“咦——呀”！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaCC5eh87sk
更多的是双方发自心底的嘶吼，比野狼疯狂，比精神病人嗜血。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhNukLMHu2G
恐惧在De军中蔓延。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbsRTJO7Ts
副连：“战歌！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFh4ax4oTE4
桔子的随身听传出《圣逗士星矢》片头曲。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0DX7TqILy5
“我来！”活宝信夫握住枪口塞到嘴里，日星歌他擅长。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtHT61N6Fy9
“洗衣洗呀！星矢比奇点早开外挂——74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzU9bSdaJtg
紫龙啊，动不动把眼睛弄瞎——吼嘿74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtVNhwZgVOq
冰河啊，你不要再想嘛妈——74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQx9sXiqYin
阿瞬啊！一辉啊！是亲哥倆——！！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBvLW30P7OA
黑勋爵：“……”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbNUDEB9tw
副连托着下巴：“撕裂倒是撕裂，谜啊……”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhrAANuEGJ
MP四0和波波莎同时开火，像火和火药的碰撞，像日星拳手的亲吻。双方同时倒下，像一纸时代的和平，铠甲轰然声声。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEioJ3TiPp
最讨厌一拥而上。病眼球一转，画风不对，转身就冲电报机喊:“元首万岁，坐标K10。向我开炮，向我开炮！”其实——我是一个演员！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLGNDcLazBU
金毛流着口涎朝电报机行了一个军礼，森然：“坐标K10，命令炮团，全部弹药打光！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhswdwLkOxM
持续10分钟的天摇地动。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLjzpIW3Pzz
上校怀抱双手无悲无喜：“漫天箭雨，无所遁形。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8qDh8euL8O
血逼萝莉：“阵地怎么样？炸回石器时代了？”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ9p2At1ZnC
“报告，坐标有误，没有一发炮弹命中敌人。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEfZ8H8Wk3
命硬：“！……向元首报喜，K10炮火覆盖位置，没有一个敌人。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡapYmEFZaYG
S军一拥而上。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGYUrE5lpM2
萝莉将手枪塞入自己嘴中，扣动扳机。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnWGcL1wE4T
这一刻终于来了吗？病跃出雪坑：“人间不空，凤翅天翔！”举起拔牙钳就夹过去。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6boAa7mpkr
这一钳，奔雷惊马！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwnrLHNfoXC
咦？技能进阶了。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxNXtfsTyU8
天赋技能：中级万人敌癫狂拔牙术。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8f3rtDqggQ
效果：拔牙过程中，50%几率拔出患牙，疼痛性晕厥两秒。3%可能性没有拔出牙齿，3%拔出一颗健康牙齿，3%断根残留持续疼痛，3%半边面部肿胀疼痛，3%麻醉失效，3%麻醉过敏导致休克和心律失常，3%造成持续性流血，3%牙挺牙凿导致面部穿透，3%单侧眼球摘除，3%三角挺导致下颌骨折断，3%导致拔牙对象情绪技能失控血压升高，3%出现仇医心理，拳力上升，自制力大幅降低，冷却时间5分钟。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdishuo8cku
施法方式：主动碰触，无冷却。需特殊装备，白大衣，拔牙钳。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbwenHzhJ9h
职业要求：具备专业知识，5年以上拔牙经验，和医者仁心。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGqYUdnXaM
注明：人不癫狂枉少年，我若癫狂牙乱飞。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXX9O1gqN9
葫芦娃队长“何时才有钱”喊道：“卧倒！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9062VXvAnY
……74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzL1xzAB9qb
大家面面相觑，咋啦?二战来了圣逗士？74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6dYCLxFOEz
老兵约翰：“有人受伤吗？”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzLwK3wDLxY
“挪开，让我看到钱！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDTXhmQWnuL
“门牙有点松，可能是刚刚磕了一下。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnfsayW1r74
“说吧，小瘪三，想怎么死？”“何时才有钱”冲被按倒在地的病点了点头。74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjTakPUGlbc
“我想安乐死。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw3nNObcEX0
“……砍掉五肢，滴腊。”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrB3jXsiu2L
在面对人生最大危机，在恐惧摧枯拉朽冷静，病猛然想到方林，一个非常有名的救命绝招！74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxOJEsoB1xN
“你女儿肚子里孩子是我的！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq9v6BO9zVq
“何时才有钱”：“哈？我小女儿刚初中，大女儿去年生了啊……”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzsC6Mobj3X
“……是我的！！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjKx6koPZ9C
“是——你忒喵逗我，谁的我能不知道？砍他！”74Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLnkCiR9A7i
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