暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCvdc66wvX
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWhv6IXI2Ip
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4HlFXZqXKF
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSam29vHnup
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq11TGnu7wk
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpdoyqhg6E
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8zY11grgTP
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「你的座位？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ52olHCSa0x
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz1J9CkZIpZ
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWtjWWwWD5
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAZtW9GmgiP
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ5Kh6eqZPL
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBevqaIQBtS
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「哼！ 哼！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLIqRYKcRW
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1SS9WbVii0
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtxEoICtpSv
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFre44xPpKz
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS1IgLOiXx
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvduNxGB9gS
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRUhRez0KEB
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb14Un5Oa1k
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGvKxvy2B98
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSjNP3EAFH
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7AwYYaZZu
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「.......」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmbjbydi5Yl
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0kDqPd6KOh
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「大家知道嗎？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQ8xJ1B5Yo
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO47wg7aAcn
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJH6om3WCRt
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfqILzj1XWW
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGZxQQ8THA
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMzpVoAoeWp
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7ACSJHtcE
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJtIp1pYQR
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgp4n8WY0dC
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZkkSWKSZE
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsvUGciEbqB
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzotp99KbuF
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4OGWNb6Pc
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZAcinuPCK
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嘩！嘩！嘩！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡibyAZuSwUS
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與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EUjVSfShU
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WwXdpWF82
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嗖！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9fLz0aVDZp
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbZ6W42guJP
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「白薯同學。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrStzvrNyW2
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYownVMIFg
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvoaf1ezn0
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxmrjRGaHje
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「正解！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNtbblwoIKm
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM9lWMOkQQ
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSx4cV9Af3
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK26qXqDcec
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2cbUvdaZgi
白薯道。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBGdQbJWvP
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「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4bUbzfKDGX
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvgiyRspTJc
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqgFhmiYj3
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYe0c1eZJEa
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「甚麼！？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuvE6sgO4aL
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLmRUSJwGl
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWWCIkjsjAx
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf56O8LTguw
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「好！就這樣決定吧！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa3VHCslnAZ
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgbNXOMCjvC
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否極泰來！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHE3tMtFZXl
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飛雲，機會來了！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡavS1pLW7Pw
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnTY32prP1b
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymrb5IT4dx
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUTYj0xfjrU
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfbaC4Rz2jQ
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoHgGiB8Eqb
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡskEmEFK0dA
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「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx9ZaQA3Qqy
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLzgF1swKj
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRWhMEzmYC
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG4Gnm9YIpU
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6CkSdBnFI
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我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxuNFMPulS6
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq0phBpjBit
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嗖！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVqrP75hJiK
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlCqzvbFSw4
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtisOOrkqzn
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。706Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVH9bVoD62J
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