暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMOlAaPHsq
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJns2QRELa
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMOOyOIXJQ
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN3EJ2a1Nor
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSu6bjv1u4
本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHsojvSGNRX
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkGfuIRr0x
「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGTACfPmRlG
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIKbDkuC7QA
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74DRqLinZq
「你的座位？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1TmMDRJkHJ
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfeQJrp40l
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zWx4xDbk8
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU0mOMIPdX
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRioGnavB8N
「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxsBPpTl3V9
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡId15Ij29Fo
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSt38RMrV11
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡotyoLX9KNo
「哼！ 哼！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡimEkUomZBl
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWk7WjXEfgL
此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ31FfqYrA8Y
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51bYWevEO9
「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8OJi69tnuq
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3y2XOCbRJW
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCKLzobeMoT
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZI5WS1st8D
「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuhoPg9axWj
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGysX7JoERu
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCkAbnrmVML
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFBhBoA2SC
「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4rQblo7meo
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCeImskqKX
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0G152sogev
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ598ywKGl64
「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfZqCKUtHuh
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Yx3m5FEY9
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoCuFU2huxJ
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「.......」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmoGW7UU1cV
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfYzZW2X5D
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD2TrShejT0
______________________________________714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvqGT7JCZwf
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEpe2JsETCt
「大家知道嗎？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW9PURxWRep
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfJj1gXASy2
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYq6DSm85L4
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpNmDjEm3X
同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoMefm3tjT
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLKxcHgZ9i
「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwBc24bhRWa
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMKyK5Lf45
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7LNIGYA4Qy
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvuf786vwpS
「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Z8S64Lgbg
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9Cm6DqSgI
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhLSZxg7hZI
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNBExIEzAQb
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiywaX2GRid
「好了，笑話就不多說了！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzmVqWWpyv
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR3BMyfL2J
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaMkmNY3pwa
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡno8pI3Ek0c
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyPXD9h36a
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ69nmJD3HYo
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5CSbDl7Vl
嘩！嘩！嘩！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOF9BNah7Q4
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsXBKXmbh1W
與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ3XMl1JYML
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡta43oXpftr
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDxUX0B5ZqK
「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmgYR4g6Ca
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3k4lSZUXrT
嗖！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPFkA4vE84E
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡURe0T6s8Gl
秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSBaeRv58J
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRDLq6JcSCG
「白薯同學。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyzdtknvHUn
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFHhibM4WWb
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQh1fpmCcdF
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZkurzgzJH
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy9526ISob
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714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo156rhsCpD
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHi5GxJl5B0
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMwwCBPFh72
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVRuIgj2Nr
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqBo4TKpU7g
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPythYu7bvZ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2AMfuf7Vn
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF25PRb7dHr
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBmZUbXGwS9
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvIkKv0C3B3
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRD7hYjfPF2
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡezBMoUQNTt
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbMhCAqrweF
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP1DEkGx0q
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvUC5fCdw3
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk8bf211vKn
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCzScJ9AkUR
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714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHlCckbtoka
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtC7fyzntPK
「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk6Zj3NAtth
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1EPrq2DN8
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJy6FRPAWlP
「正解！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkopNUmxPWQ
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjnrDDBNK8G
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxyKAqxGxVd
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9s1te2JIi
「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbpQmLAWoVW
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL9LsULWODt
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpKHSTQuA9s
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Dn4uNKnbK
「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5fWyLhcF6l
白薯道。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNhkD2uixy
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb1E4Ib8IGj
「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf7Aa6KkFXk
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUuS1FsGzFK
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TKyWSXNCy
「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCUgu3XAk1u
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpWbE9iRVAb
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQxlM4AX2O
「甚麼！？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3t7Gb2qHq1
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7HEsYCTEHM
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuNzC7TpX8S
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAFQmxF7CNa
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hHpNXYeqU
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgflVPG7BZT
「好！就這樣決定吧！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3Z0U8RSeG
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8TTrGhP3S
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFFPSd8f27E
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmY40obmxDA
！？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUvwyuxajk
否極泰來！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo5USWKn6PZ
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3EMwewRuq
飛雲，機會來了！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ12KG522c0R
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq03J6Cuq36
只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyra0LYF4sa
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7EHQCtki44
白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdJ8QaqtV6C
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbdizQrDHCX
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9bleVzHz0T
就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡteb6k0OSDk
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgvvurlXCdD
若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrlSEUZ191T
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR0ZlO9wrlz
更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtV9fwaOGhd
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduW1N8gDBz
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2rBcGSK93
在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLFps2ylop
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLeqKrlOBiF
「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwbxZAaAkpH
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdq071H8nK
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyPvmPh2Z5K
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714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUOIkUwQLGt
燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG5Pk6sVDnB
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqEYikO0nJA
冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sCpHi13Hc
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWDniigcjr
若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX13Ng3Xpzx
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGd5S4e1YlM
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALeh3LcIYK
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2Uv3ITG5D
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmEw9p6uywy
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNhEYQvx00X
嗖！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NcagQUVkG
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGu5S6aHgfo
噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnlGWgdFx7w
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiCyoLPrR6A
實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtkXzl9pTZX
714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gctnUKjhU
這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。714Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymXO9eZ1sS
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