暑假，是一切的終結，亦是一切的開始。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLWmimUJCF
終結的是隨意玩樂優哉悠哉的日子，開始的是與新一班同學共同上課的旅程。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrLrsVyymzk
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踏入中學二年級，白薯、哈紙棉、冬靈、髮璇與及我羽分在命運的安排下，一同進入了數學精英班2A班。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe6ZersITIv
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在班主任還沒來到班房的時候，我們等人自當然就著自己的喜愛選擇座位就坐。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgP2SAgtP5C
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本著班主任隨後一定會再度調動坐位的心態，我隨意地挑選了課室正中心位置最尾行二人座位的一個位置就坐。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJozXYAhYtk
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「咳咳！羽分，這個是我座位來的。」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCFAniCotAR
還沒有把椅子坐暖之際，白薯走到我的面前，揮手數下著我讓座。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZN9gMQHXjF
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「你的座位？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9jWmmMCrO
這裡有刻上你的名字嗎？我看不到喎！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1DgcSHYSYp
若果白薯剛才表現得有禮貌一點的話，我或許真的是會讓座給他；689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFMOfwreVT
如今他毫不客氣的揮手數下著我離開，對我一點的基本尊重也沒有。對此，我自當然不會跟他客氣。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNwdGKHTJyK
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「你.....竟敢斗膽跟我頂撞？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbmCrsN2FR
聽到我的反駁後，白薯雙拳緊握，面紅耳赤的對著我大喝起來。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNN9o5jTdfm
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「哼！ 哼！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxWIuJ9NBRX
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此時，門外傳來兩聲中氣十足的哼聲，而發出這聲音的正是今年2A班的班主任，在學校有著「搞笑天王」稱號、歲數二十尾三十頭的型男老師，笑老師。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tScoXdyQH
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「同學們，請坐回自己的位置。」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkfeM6J2Lg6
笑老師托了一下眼鏡，對著我和白薯的方向作出微笑。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYfluI5H1mR
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「嘖！羽分，你好自為之！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHW2KjhJJa4
眼見班主任就在眼前，白薯也不敢過動的輕舉妄動。他用著不屑的眼神瞄了我一下後，隨即被親密好友哈紙棉拉扯到前方的位置坐了下來。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7hja45PArZ
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「嘩！原來白薯是這樣差勁的！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFhmJuUl5Wd
唉，俗語真的說得不錯，靚仔不是同性戀的，就是性格上有問題，唉....」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKsGiuCnoJi
髮璇理所當然似的坐在我身旁，搖頭嘆氣道。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBgbYEv5OAY
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「為甚麼這樣愕然的看著我呢？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmrbYV15gz0
你又不是同性戀，又不是性格上有問題，我並不是在責罵你哦！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUyRhcKxeX9
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「.......」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRxz1N4pbPK
這一刻，我真的沒有任何意欲作出任何回應。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhbqP8CdNEs
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______________________________________689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVRsIhRDZxk
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「大家知道嗎？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyIS39sp3oR
你們現時的處景可謂非常危險！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡksrypDQ0Iv
笑老師簡單作出自我介紹後，突然煞有介事的板起臉口，右手食指輕輕的托高了眼鏡的中幹部位。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡglgWU7S6pb
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同學們顯然地被笑老師這一番話嚇了一嚇，一籌莫展的看著他，等待著他說出後續的說話。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRwSsJSHzJj
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「你們現在踏入了中學二年級，是患上中二病的高危時期呢！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcCqb9AzoQf
笑老師看到一眾徬徨的眼神目光後，心裡沾沾自喜的模樣，露出燦爛的笑容起來。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4NusmrhAfH
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搞笑大王此話一出，班房死寂無聲，眾人一致地有著共識，擺出死魚眼直瞪笑老師。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3qxdQFXFGR
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「唔...宏觀各個班房，還是笑老師管治的班房秩序為之最好，同學們均專注地看著老師，沒有作出竊竊私語的舉動，不錯不錯！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqH2jemTMl
無獨有偶，校長例行巡房的時候經過了我們的班房，暗地裡對笑老師讚許有加。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeE8tBHHCkX
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「好了，笑話就不多說了！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgyZwRzto6
我們即將開始開學日的最緊張刺激環節，編排座位表！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuKdVUcDBp0
笑老師磨拳擦掌的模樣，鬼馬地伸出舌頭。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvh0SAq7UBk
「今年我們來點新意思！我會出一道IQ題，最快答對的那一位同學將會獲得選擇鄰座同學的權利！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrhYBDW1lNy
名額只有一個，大家要舉手搶答呢！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHKKMea1lts
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嘩！嘩！嘩！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mLDujIzyL
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTlY0zWAAYB
與較早前冷笑話時候所作出的反應截然不同，同學們之間鼓起一陣騷動起來，班裡的氣氛甚為高漲。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAwEhio51U0
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「甚麼的物質最擅長玩捉迷藏？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpvSGZRv4za
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嗖！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtc4EuJ2KCx
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秒速間，一隻雄壯的右手舉高了起來。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq9HzBnGL9
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「白薯同學。」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeMaions53
笑老師像是一個電視節目主持人似的，伸出右手示意白薯作答。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk3MUVAqLVg
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「電子，Electron，易叻藏！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCcqmTSmuwm
白薯用著堅定的語氣作出回應。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD1opOXD0F4
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl2tH5DZkCk
「正解！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoGowZuAOLi
笑老師啪啪聲的拍掌起來，點頭道。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFgXq5wiLI
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「看穿了笑老師是物理科老師的身份，以物理的角度作出急速思考，這白薯果然並不簡單。」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM8B5Es82hc
白薯快而準的回應，真的讓我不得不甘拜下風。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhM6giQKhI
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「笑老師，我有一個請求，若果我把選擇座位的權利轉換成為擔任班長的權利，你會否批準呢？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxnlgQdGoOX
白薯道。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9gvdKFV4j
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ziCSfs8N4
「嗯，可以呀，等價交換，非常合理，我批準！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknA1l1dIZR
笑老師思索了一會後，表示接納白薯的請求。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd6k5Gu5fxE
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「那麼，我想指名羽分同學成為我們班的男班長！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBYjFDbAdzh
白薯向後瞄了我一眼，亮出勝利者的笑容。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeoCyF0f6tn
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「甚麼！？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8GNRD7qnQ
這白薯果然並不是我想像中的這樣簡單，竟然老謀深算地把班長這個如此吃力不討好的工作交到我手中；689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpcN8KGPW5B
班長的工作不但要統籌壁佈板的設計工作，更要在每個星期遞交班日記，記錄班裡的日常狀況。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVWpVujPk0N
辛苦的工作最終只換來成績表上的一個小功，完全是一項收益不成正比的苦差。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVBRWWvhfA3
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「好！就這樣決定吧！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4L91RRWaR4
羽分同學，笑老師現在給你一個機會，讓你親自挑選一位能幹的女班長協助你的日常工作吧！」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf6LoKCt0Ou
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！？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGp8KR6ufas
否極泰來！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSxoU8Pxlg
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飛雲，機會來了！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzMFCBJsIAI
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只要現時提名冬靈作為女班長的話，那麼我們二人日後便會有很多相處機會，一起努力合作把班會工作搞得有聲有色的同時，亦造就了一個能讓大家互相了解的黃金契機。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡplg1TmKBEn
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白薯，你做得很好，這助攻做得非常漂亮！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMxXsbaUHHJ
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就在我打算說出冬靈二字的時候，我大腦裡頭理性的一面在最後一刻制止了我起來。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFtU1jhaC6e
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若果我這樣貿然說出冬靈名字的話，那會否過於唐突，套路太過明顯呢？689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsRJcozOFP3
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更甚的是，班裡一定會傳出謠言，到時候只會促使整個局面變得非常尷尬，得不償失。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHcUMAW7zE5
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在這個兩面不是人的局面裡頭，高度的壓力驅使了我的小宇宙爆發起來！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuraYMmTFV
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUR5sFXOZ5E
「或者，我跟笑老師同一做法，出一道IQ題讓大家估一下，誰最快能說出答案的話就是女班長的人選吧！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWib7w9tDO
甚麼懂得飛行的動物最怕凍呢？」689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8jCAWYvKKt
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燕子，答案是燕子！燕子懼怕寒冷天氣的關係，大多會選在冬天前飛遷到南方地區避過寒冬。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuAMiiX0pD4
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冬靈作為冬家大小姐，對燕子的認識及印象一定比在座每一位人更多，她一定懂得回答這道問題。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4PD1eevccy
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若果她願意擔任女班長的話，她必定會舉手作出回答。反之，她便會視若無睹的裝作不知道答案！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsgeIJD4x9
689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajiyhE68VC
我這個IQ題的做法，瞬間的讓我站在不敗之地之上；689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOrcBWbP4Jm
冬靈願意舉手作出回答固然是最好，但若果她不願意主動回答的話，事情亦不會變得尷尬或做就出任何的謠言。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHzD2SvD99S
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嗖！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoII3oePiv
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噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗噗！689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyn3LB3pCsk
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實在是過於喜出望外，冬靈竟然真的舉高了手起來！ 689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfk1Zs9f8e8
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這一刻，我的心跳瘋狂地加速，連珠爆發的發出噗噗聲響。689Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcXzXvE8p3
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