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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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8-2. 四人行之勇鬥可怕的人
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在肉盾的為愛奮戰下,一行人順利來到瀑布區。相較於埃斯萊森林其他處的螢光點點,瀑布區的能量螢光似乎……更多了?976Please respect copyright.PENANAoZZwR4ly8N
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「唔,眼都花惹。」喵喵仙貝眨了眨眼睛,就指向不遠處噴洩螢光球的小瀑布,忽然沒頭沒腦地說:「好像在尿尿喔!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAhVRmDLd8mM
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愛的小手頓時一歪,肉盾險險拍飛路過的怪後,朝他指的方向一看,便立即豎起小新濃眉鄭重教育:「小貝兒,尿基本上是無色的,很多時候也會是黃色的,但如果是綠色的話就有問題了。」976Please respect copyright.PENANA5PUlrKTG7M
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「喔!」喵喵仙貝認真地點點頭,「縮以(所以)是尿綠色的尿。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAqMqX7WY2R9
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本在欣賞此難得奇景的塞倫,忽然間興致全無了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAqkY4ebmm1i
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「寶貝兒的觀察力真好。」泰迪熊輕揉喵喵仙貝的頭笑得好不寵溺,將弟控真理——「弟弟永遠是對的」執行到底,指鹿為馬什麼的毫不客氣。976Please respect copyright.PENANA4TWK5ENpyg
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這叫觀察力好嗎?塞倫覺得腦袋不太對了。976Please respect copyright.PENANApNMQtvVUTd
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「咪嗚~」喵喵仙貝甜滋滋地蹭著哥哥,半晌才驚覺其他兩人投來的目光,就立刻站直身子表示自己才沒在撒嬌,食指卻自以為很不明顯地勾著泰迪熊的手。他漲紅著臉挺起小胸膛,疑似想彰顯男子氣概地粗聲說:「接、接下來呢?」976Please respect copyright.PENANA5htCNSypF0
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這該不是……塞倫忍不住掩嘴低語:「傲嬌?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAJWeEPOVx0u
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「叮!」系統也在他耳邊小聲響起:「玩家塞倫真相了玩家喵喵仙貝的屬性,獲得戳破盲腸度+20,歡迎再接再厲繼續戳,但請將音量控制到最低,以免傲嬌炸毛反擊唷~」976Please respect copyright.PENANAVnCz3yBpJw
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這樣也行?塞倫對系統的各項指數偵測無語了。而死活都黏在他身邊的肉盾,自是聽到那句話,便也嘿嘿低笑說:「我乾弟就是這樣,愛撒嬌又好逞強,所以我們都隨他裝沒發現。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAzzqXzkFWwD
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「你們是乾兄弟?」塞倫好奇問道,一時間忘了自己先前多不想跟對方講話。976Please respect copyright.PENANAD07JQVlUJU
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「是啊,我跟他們一家認識很久了,小貝兒是我看著長大的,從還是那麼小的時候……」說起往事,肉盾也忘了自稱哥以表帥氣。他雙手比畫著小小貝兒的模樣,一門心思地說起可愛小乾弟的童年趣事,講得生動活潑,讓被勾起興趣的塞倫也聽得入迷了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAYRIDJBkcwL
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於傲嬌中跟哥哥黏膩完的喵喵仙貝,轉頭就聽到兩人在聊他的糗事,頓時就羞怒大吼,白澎澎的貓尾也直直高舉表示不滿,「膩(你)們幹嘛說我壞話啦?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAdCCNp0qp2d
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「沒說壞話啊,我們是在說小貝兒有多可愛。」肉盾笑嘻嘻地解釋道。976Please respect copyright.PENANAwOtWUPMZoB
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於是乎,關鍵字一出,喵喵仙貝就炸毛了,「膩才可愛啦!膩全身都可愛!窩這是帥氣!」976Please respect copyright.PENANA1uN5mGK53s
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「哈哈哈!哥可愛又帥氣哥知道!」厚臉皮的肉盾伸臂勾住他哈哈大笑,「咱們哥倆好一起帥氣又可愛哈!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAXKFJk2y5qW
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「膩!」傲嬌喵氣到發出一串意義不明的外星語,泰迪熊則不語笑望弟弟惱怒跳腳的模樣,半晌才將他拉回身邊好聲安撫。976Please respect copyright.PENANAXBDKFQSaya
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有家人真好啊!塞倫望著這一幕,不免有些感慨。976Please respect copyright.PENANAKkEmxh2uXB
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又鬧了好一會,待喵喵仙貝變成小奶貓在哥哥懷裡蹭到消氣後,他們才終於將重心放回任務上。976Please respect copyright.PENANAwYQsDpxpCC
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「這瀑布分布很廣,光是主瀑布就有三條,更別說支流的小瀑布,而且山洞裡的路線應該也挺複雜的。」肉盾瞪著地圖煩惱片刻,就疑惑地四處張望,「泰勒?他不是想到什麼才帶我們來嗎?」976Please respect copyright.PENANApkWJzOdmmG
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「在上面。」塞倫往上比了比。976Please respect copyright.PENANA3eeExxD4q6
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肉盾抬頭望去,竟見泰迪熊站在一朵雲上緩緩降落,便是一驚,「What?泰會飛行?那之前為何還要我用走的踩點啊?」976Please respect copyright.PENANA3yVfsdzmft
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泰迪熊冷冷瞄了他一眼,沒打算回答。倒是在他懷中打滾的貝貝小貓探出小喵頭,一爪拉著下眼瞼,吐出小喵舌鄙視道:「略~當然是才鼻讓你這顆笨笨頭給我哥抱著飛啊喵!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAM8MqjdMDPx
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「嗚,哥的心受傷了!」其實多少也知道答案,肉盾仍是垮下小新濃眉,捧住胸口對塞倫垂淚道:「小倫美人,哥要呼呼~」976Please respect copyright.PENANA11MIHr9ljJ
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塞倫沒理那顆表演誇張的頭,逕自看向放閃兄弟檔,「有頭緒了嗎?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAXkVgcO1C3Q
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「嗯喵!」喵喵仙貝點了小喵頭,伸出小肉球朝某處比去,滿是驕傲語氣道:「我哥說那邊有不……不『燻腸』的『燒肉』喵~」976Please respect copyright.PENANATUCduwqyS5
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塞倫忽然懷念起燒臘店了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAzzFu9cG3qg
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「不尋常的騷動?」早習慣貝式中文的肉盾一聽,立刻恢復正經地擊掌解釋:「啊!有色狼說那個人太可怕,他們才會逃出來,而當時亂入草原的也不只有野狼族,估計是那一帶的怪都受到影響要逃跑,泰又認為那騷動應當是有什麼東西在逃竄,所以我們要找的人可能在那個方向?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAfRUuJJWxNo
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「嗯。」聽肉盾終於說出個人話,泰迪熊難得正視他輕應一聲,座下仙雲便再次緩緩升起,「走。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAxc8pOrcl6Z
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這意思是直接飛去吧。於是,肉盾期待地望向塞倫,一對圓圓大鏡片閃閃反光,其亮度一點都不輸給周遭的螢光。976Please respect copyright.PENANA3ePMBIRw7g
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「轉過去吧。」塞倫無奈地展開翅膀,揪起肉盾的後領隨泰迪熊飛去。976Please respect copyright.PENANAVtSkyyv2f5
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「小倫,其實你不必出力,哥抱著你就好,不然你太辛苦了。」肉盾自認體貼道。976Please respect copyright.PENANA8oY6VVQVxX
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「不用,我不覺得辛苦。」塞倫自認客氣有禮又態度明確地拒絕了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAgNhukHpiSH
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然而,肉盾仍再次朝反向意思狂奔,並感動地潸然淚下了,「喔!小倫美人對哥真好!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAdlzTpyQmoG
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事實確如泰迪熊所料,當他們飛至第三瀑布上游時,就見大批水鳥往外飛逃。他們險險避開鳥群的飛行隊伍,於飄落幾片羽毛的溪流旁降落。976Please respect copyright.PENANAiaXVRj0BRP
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興許是肉盾的視野離地面較近,他一落地就發現草地上遍佈野獸往外奔逃的足跡,便驚奇大喊:「哇!好多腳印!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAprKPeoI7pj
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「什麼腳印?」塞倫低頭望去卻覺眼花繚亂,大量螢光球覆蓋整片林地,別說腳印,連株花草都看不到。他揉了下視覺疲勞的雙眼,疑惑說:「這附近的螢光也太多了。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAZDDvkmbIb2
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「對啊喵!窩眼睛好花喔喵~」喵喵仙貝眨著小貓眼,平時張得圓滾滾的賣萌瞳孔不得不縮成一條直線,加上他碧綠的眼白,讓他的眼窩活像掛了兩顆螢光球。976Please respect copyright.PENANAsJt2HOuPj3
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「是嗎?哥覺得還好啊。」肉盾一頭霧水地張望,只覺視野清晰得很,螢光球什麼的完全不影響。976Please respect copyright.PENANAx9p3yYlgZu
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塞倫聞言,便想起上回在一片漆黑的地道裡,對方也這般視物無礙,便打趣說:「大概是你的眼鏡不止防黑也防閃吧。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAjd3D4Fk2ym
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「叮!玩家塞倫真相了特殊裝備《宅宅眼鏡》的功能——防閃防黑兩相宜,獲得戳破盲腸度+100,玩家肉盾阿弗羅因其《眾所期待的曖昧》連帶獲利,獲得戳破盲腸度+100,《宅宅眼鏡》升級為《宅宅眼鏡+2》。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAa7xA758ghO
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系統音過後,宅宅眼鏡的反光又更亮一層,塞倫與喵喵仙貝已表示不想再吐槽遊戲了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAN7bEtrLLQU
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「啊哈!哥看得更清楚了!」肉盾撥了把Q毛瀏海,為自己設計的造型越發感到驕傲。976Please respect copyright.PENANA2lNoGoAXKT
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始終沈默的泰迪熊,輕啟薄唇似在低唸咒語,卻忽然眉頭一皺,沈聲問:「你們的技能正常嗎?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAEXzRvzEctV
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「嗄?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAdLTRUu2u8y
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三人不解地紛紛做了實驗,肉盾與塞倫皆如常施展,喵喵仙貝卻驚呆地愣了,「喵!窩變不回人形惹喵!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAbjwg37G1UR
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「欸?該不會是Bug吧?要叫GM嗎?」肉盾立刻擔心問道。976Please respect copyright.PENANAnBlDuMeqma
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「我無法使用魔族技能。」泰迪熊輕拍懷裡的貝貝小喵安撫,眼角微瞇地望向森林深處,「這任務對妖魔不太有利。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAkPr8RHpNEJ
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埃斯萊森林的螢光是屬於純淨無垢的能量,螢光越盛就表示這地方的氣息越乾淨,然而,太過乾淨卻反不正常。他方才試圖以魔氣驅散螢光來舒緩不適,誰知魔化口訣才念不到三字,體力就瞬間少去大半,這才作罷。此等現象從未有過,加上身為貓妖的喵喵仙貝也無法施展妖力化人,而矮人族肉盾和精靈族塞倫卻毫無影響,便可推知。976Please respect copyright.PENANAIOETEkVHCN
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「我想起來了,論壇上有人說他在埃斯萊森林採集時忽然不能使用技能,但很快又恢復正常了,以為只是一時有Bug。」塞倫聽完結論後說道。他看了下森林地圖,發現他們正位處最偏僻的角落,這一帶向來人煙罕至,無論任務或採集資源都不多,就算有異常也不會有太多人關注。976Please respect copyright.PENANADA0oVILnt4
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「所以是這個任務的關係嗎?」肉盾打開任務面板,發現內容竟已更新了——976Please respect copyright.PENANAHeJ4UFAA3x
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『【特殊任務】《森林裡的可怕人物》:請依循野狼族的腳印找到巢穴,幫牠們解決心頭大患好回家。』976Please respect copyright.PENANAezSyCOQox4
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「原來剛那是野狼族的腳印啊。」肉盾抓了抓爆炸頭,看向失去作戰能力的兩人,「要繼續嗎?如果等下要打起來的話怎麼辦?」976Please respect copyright.PENANA9kcOYYirVo
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「貝兒想做完嗎?可能會很危險。」泰迪熊低頭揉著貝貝小喵問道。976Please respect copyright.PENANAgPR4SqabHM
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「唔喵……」喵喵仙貝伸出兩隻肉球抱住哥哥的手輕咬,喵聲軟軟地撒嬌著,「可是窩好奇是捨摸可怕的人喵。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAORHY59Olbo
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塞倫想了想,「其實,按照先前野狼Boss那關的發展,也許不一定要用打的。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAg1p7BsgTdo
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「對耶!而且昨天那兔吉拉我們也是下嘔吐藥贏的,根本沒怎麼打。」肉盾附和道。976Please respect copyright.PENANAJ5LCViQd6e
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「喵?嘔吐藥?好耶喵!」貪玩的喵喵仙貝一聽,頓時就來勁地打開包包檢查,「要是等下也遇到捨摸Boss戰,窩們也這樣玩吧!窩有疵(吃)惹會拉肚肚的《發霉紅蘿蔔》唷,喵嘿嘿!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAe6DnLHMjFN
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既然寶貝弟弟都這樣說了,弟控泰迪熊也就從了。於是,他們在肉盾牌《宅宅眼鏡+2》的幫助下,沿著野狼族逃竄的足跡往上追尋,總算來到一座頗為可觀的大瀑布前。976Please respect copyright.PENANAiMBBDkJlB2
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望著不斷從巨大缺口噴流大顆螢光球的磅礡瀑布,塞倫忽然有種不祥的預感。先前的小瀑布就被小貓妖說像某生理性行為,這次瀑布這麼大,可千萬別又聯想到什麼了。然而——976Please respect copyright.PENANAtFlHXLFht9
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「喵啊!好像在排……」976Please respect copyright.PENANAk8VJqkbGcT
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「不要說!」塞倫立即驚恐地出聲打斷,生怕這孩子又說出什麼讓他不想再踏進埃斯萊森林的話。976Please respect copyright.PENANAN7KyE8Z1BP
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「喵?為捨摸不要說啊喵?」喵喵仙貝疑惑地看向塞倫,毫無自覺地繼續說:「難道那麼大顆的螢光球不像綠色的魚卵喵?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAcbu7RYzHwH
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「魚……魚卵?」塞倫愣住了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAzoPVO6XfMS
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「對喵,魚卵敲好疵的說,啊!還是倫哥不喜歡疵魚卵喵?」小貓妖的一雙眼睜得好大好無辜,簡直比那穿靴子的貓還萌。976Please respect copyright.PENANAcitFWr8UEJ
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「喜、喜歡。」塞倫徹底囧了,明明流同樣的東西,小的像排泄物,大的卻像食物,這到底是怎麼聯想的啊?976Please respect copyright.PENANAkuVRZ3yH4a
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「喔,小倫美人喜歡吃魚卵嗎?」完全不在狀況的肉盾,立即抓住求約會的大好機會,「魚卵壽司呢?哥知道有一家壽司店的魚卵超正點的,我們可以一起去吃。」976Please respect copyright.PENANA1UNHN9Kyui
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「呃,好、好、再說吧!」還沒從衝擊中恢復的塞倫,感覺自己可能不想再看到魚卵了,只得隨口應付後趕緊轉移焦點,「那邊可能有小路通到瀑布後面,過去看看吧。」976Please respect copyright.PENANA9y8HKX3LyX
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嗚喔喔喔!小倫美人答應跟哥約會啦!總是誤會的肉盾,又一次欣喜若狂地仰天握拳比了個勝利手勢,完全忘了他們之間不僅有時差的問題,還有嚴重的地理差距,約會什麼的根本是浮雲啊!976Please respect copyright.PENANAxQu4PAMfiI
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)976Please respect copyright.PENANAMVI9cldqxN
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小心翼翼地繞到瀑布後面,果真看到一個「內有瘋婆狼」的門牌,上頭還畫著有色狼的啾咪臉,四人沈默了半秒,決定裝沒看到繼續前行。踏入洞穴後,光線便暗了下來,不同於外頭的螢光燐燐,洞內竟一顆螢光都無,所幸肉盾的眼鏡升級後夠給力,居然在這昏暗的視野中發出了堪比小電筒的光束,讓他們能看清眼前的路。976Please respect copyright.PENANAO1tcaISRj8
976Please respect copyright.PENANAVYHjWtACW9
「電燈泡不愧是電燈泡呀喵。」依舊是小貓樣的喵喵仙貝忽然低喃了句,泰迪熊便失笑地輕揉小喵肚肚。肉盾不明所以地望了他們一眼,就繼續帶頭朝內走去。976Please respect copyright.PENANAfYQ0PIwjsi
976Please respect copyright.PENANAuNBUOrOwbl
洞穴的路徑極其複雜難行,要找到目標物需花不少時間探索地圖,但《奧普斯》並非只是讓玩家瞎碰運氣的惡搞遊戲,儘管不像傳統遊戲那般會顯示箭頭直指任務目的地,卻會留下蛛絲馬跡供玩家追查線索。簡單來說,這是一款極需觀察力與動腦思考的遊戲。976Please respect copyright.PENANAcPPzdBX2RD
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而他們四人之中,喵喵仙貝都因本身強悍的跳脫腦補力,時常莫名戳破盲腸或獲悉八卦而練就中級鑑定術了,更別說素有大魔神之稱的泰迪熊,其敏銳的分析觀察力與條理清楚的冷靜頭腦,在昨天那場草原怪大暴走中便可見一斑。就連平日看似腦缺衝動的肉盾,遇事也能緊急做出最佳的應變判斷,否則也不會有以低等技能群戰高等怪的膽量。976Please respect copyright.PENANAF6fcAFx94R
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因此,當他們憑著野狼族匆忙留下的凌亂雜物追溯到一間石室前時,塞倫忽感一絲惆悵在心底蔓延,這世界果真是人外有人啊。976Please respect copyright.PENANAFNwgPq3FJJ
976Please respect copyright.PENANARnOKXjvhZW
「小倫美人怎麼了?」聽聞輕嘆,肉盾以為他在緊張,便抽出愛的小手拉下頭巾,拍胸保證道:「不要怕,有哥在,一定會保護好你的!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAEiZWJIw2p6
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「呃,我沒什麼。」塞倫微扯嘴角虛應了聲後,就先放出回血回魔的風精靈,「要進去了嗎?」976Please respect copyright.PENANACiGGePBLxS
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「嗯。」泰迪熊雖因不能半魔化而無法施展魔族的攻擊技能,但好在屬於仙族技能的治癒和狀態祝福仍可運作。他舞著法杖上了輔助團體的仙印後,就將喵喵仙貝放進胸口的衣襟內,「寶貝兒躲好。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAa99s03aJfQ
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「嗯喵~」貝貝小奶貓很有自覺地窩好小身子,伸出一隻小肉爪對他們揮了揮,「加油呀喵!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAAqrW6cJMxM
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「好!」肉盾士氣滿滿地推開石門,刺骨寒風便迎面撲來。他抖了抖甩開一身雞皮疙瘩,大步一跨,宅宅眼鏡的兩束光便立即照進室內。976Please respect copyright.PENANAC1ptl8636k
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這一刻,除了淡定泰魔神外,其他人都頓感一陣頭皮發麻,差點脫口大喊:「貞子!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAS2uBlbp7e8
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陰暗的房間裡,趴著一個長髮披散的人型物,頭頂上方的紅色名字正是《可怕的人》,而那頭漆黑如墨的凌亂長髮似有生命般不斷飆長,垂散地面的髮尾則化為濃厚黑氣瀰漫,將整個空間都籠罩在一片不見盡頭的幽黑中。976Please respect copyright.PENANAssmm20rl7j
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倘若這人只是靜靜趴著倒也沒啥嚇人,偏偏這位Boss老兄似聞到有生人味,竟颤颤巍巍地撐起身子,緩緩伸出瘦骨嶙峋的手,以不自然的角度朝他們張開蒼白手指。遮蓋面容的黑髮透出一對陰冷綠光巡視四人的臉,最後毫不意外地停滯在專招怪仇恨的爆炸頭上,彷彿下一秒就要學貞子用眼白來瞪死肉盾。976Please respect copyright.PENANA1dVN9y8n7i
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這場景也做得太逼真了吧!不會把膽小的人嚇出心臟病嗎?極少被鬼片嚇到的塞倫都不寒而慄了,更別說某隻自稱最帥氣勇敢實則膽小俗辣的小貓妖了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAjypkWxFsIV
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「喵呀啊啊啊啊啊啊——咿呀咪嗚嗶哩咕呀——」終究沒忍住爆出胸腔的懼意,喵喵仙貝驚恐地發出超級「帥氣」的尖叫後,就從包裡隨便抽出一根《發霉紅蘿蔔》朝貞子Boss丟去,更相當「勇敢」地飆淚狂吼一大串外星語。976Please respect copyright.PENANAPCQt1MywUK
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「唉呀,小貝兒別那麼快出手啊!」肉盾連忙要衝過去拉仇恨,塞倫也趕緊放出火麒麟,泰迪熊一手護住瑟瑟發抖的小奶貓,舉起法杖準備補血。976Please respect copyright.PENANA05Old8s86T
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誰知,一句疑似感動的驚喜哭鳴竟忽然響起——「啊,雞……腿……」976Please respect copyright.PENANA7Byhp7MIJZ
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嗄?雞腿?所有人都愣住了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAABX8jzeVC8
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只見那根還在空中飛拋的「暗器」倏地轉了角度,就似被吸過去般落在《可怕的人》手裡。接著,這位上一秒還在Cosplay貞子拍恐怖片的Boss怪,立馬下戲歡快地大口啃起雞腿,並發出滿足的咀嚼聲,「嗯……好吃……好好吃……呣呣……」976Please respect copyright.PENANAplHdkU3mIm
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這急遽的轉變,讓肉盾腳步一滑差點絆倒,小吃貨喵喵仙貝更是心中一驚,連忙檢查包包,才發現他剛丟錯了東西,便懊惱地抓住哥哥哭哭了,「喵嗚嗚嗚!最後一根澄汁魯雞腿沒惹喵啊!」976Please respect copyright.PENANARr9KZbNzYY
976Please respect copyright.PENANAmnWZJh31bm
「我們……」塞倫指著Boss頭上變成綠色的名字,頗黑線地乾笑道:「該不是真的又觸發特殊解任法了吧?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAljfHNbCs3W
976Please respect copyright.PENANADkYMAdcNx6
「叮!」於是系統就來解答了,「恭喜玩家喵喵仙貝觸發【特殊情境任務】《快餓死的吃貨》,請在五分鐘內餵飽《快餓死的吃貨》,以便完成接下來的任務。」976Please respect copyright.PENANAnx4ereb9FV
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五分鐘餵飽?976Please respect copyright.PENANAJZbV4yEZdm
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他們疑惑地看向快速啃完雞腿正望著他們嗷嗷待哺的Boss,就見對方頭頂名字不僅變成《快餓死的吃貨》,上方還多出一條極長的飢餓條,而那根玩家一吃就能補滿近50%的雞腿,竟只填了不到百分之一的進度?976Please respect copyright.PENANAN7ZlW34WJh
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天,果然是吃貨啊!976Please respect copyright.PENANAIh0iC6IQoX
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自覺包裡絕無足夠食物餵飽吃貨Boss,肉盾和塞倫就不約而同地看向恩愛兄弟組。從月聆城出發一路走來,他們就已見識到這兩人的食糧儲存庫有多豐富,特別是那張小貓嘴幾乎沒停止進食過,因此要解決大吃貨的飢餓問題,自然是找小吃貨和他的專業餵食商了。於是,喵喵仙貝就在他們的目光暗示下,再次哭哭地丟出包裡的各式料理、點心、飲料、冰品等等。976Please respect copyright.PENANAITlJfSjvOO
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「嗚嗚嗚嗚喵……窩的歐罵罵蛋糕糕……窩的巧克力爆米花……窩的……」976Please respect copyright.PENANAZ6pnT9t7h4
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喵喵仙貝每丟一樣食物就哀悼一次,那副被強搶食糧的小可憐模樣,看得弟控哥哥心疼得緊,不斷輕哄安撫他:「寶貝兒不哭,沒了的哥再幫你煮,乖。」976Please respect copyright.PENANASAG7ifRkwz
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身為無底胃小吃貨的寵弟哥哥,泰迪熊第一個學的生活技能自然是廚藝,並誓把遊戲裡能製造出來的美食全煮給喵喵仙貝吃,以彌補他無法在現實親自照顧寶貝兒的遺憾。然而,這該死的破任務,竟把他的愛心料理送給這莫名NPC,他便怒火中燒了起來,卻也只得先強忍著。976Please respect copyright.PENANAvyjZq1xhlt
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吃貨Boss大概真是餓太久了,食物一接到手即在幾秒內消滅光,連三十二吋的雙層奶油蛋糕也幾口吞掉,儘管如此,空條上爬升的飽食度依舊是少得可憐。976Please respect copyright.PENANAgLYmxbcige
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「喵啊啊啊!窩包包都空了,膩者摸(怎麼)還沒疵飽啊啊啊啊喵!」976Please respect copyright.PENANAodnunYQcO6
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時間只剩下一分鐘,兄弟組的食糧都已掏盡,但吃貨Boss的進度條才勉強超過60%,這讓損失慘重的喵喵仙貝心碎大哭了。於是,肉盾和塞倫只好趕緊打開包包,奉上自己僅存的一點食糧,就在這時——976Please respect copyright.PENANA2mPzv3EOAO
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「啊對吼!都忘了哥有《咕咕茶碗蒸》啦!」肉盾這才驚覺包裡還有做愛撫咕咕任務送的神奇獎勵:瞬間加滿飽食度與體力的《咕咕茶碗蒸》,便連忙丟給吃貨Boss。果然對方一吃下茶碗蒸,剩下的40%空條就立刻全滿,系統也發出響亮的叮聲恭喜他們過關了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAhgj7GkiPRz
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「Yes!緊急在最後一秒滑壘成功啦!哈哈哈!」肉盾洋洋得意地插腰仰天大笑,殊不知身後冒出兩道怨火沖天的怒視,令塞倫不禁捏了把冷汗,先退到一旁自保了。976Please respect copyright.PENANAQSdjubNiUI
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『隊伍系統訊息:玩家肉盾阿弗羅已被隊長泰迪熊餅乾踢出隊伍。』976Please respect copyright.PENANADf0RKkqZaI
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「欸?泰你幹嘛啊?」肉盾一頭霧水地看向怨氣纏身的兩兄弟,「啊怎麼換你們Cosplay貞子啦?」976Please respect copyright.PENANAibRHm4g2qN
976Please respect copyright.PENANA2b4RZS2WRv
「呵。」泰迪熊舉起法杖,笑得好不冷豔凍人。976Please respect copyright.PENANApzMCKrSqc4
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「膩・個・豬・頭・登!」爆滿臉青筋的炸毛小喵貝,伸出兩爪銳利發光的喵咪指甲,隨哥哥揮去的法杖,以憤斬小三的氣勢撲向爆炸頭,「還我食物來啊喵嘎——」976Please respect copyright.PENANAVPtpkmkYOj
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「呃啊啊啊啊啊啊——」976Please respect copyright.PENANAunDqHsHOdN
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被揍得滿頭血包的肉盾哀嚎聲中,塞倫不忍地撇開臉輕嘆,果然他才是唯一的正常人吧。976Please respect copyright.PENANAUjGQ3YEQxv
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後記:
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小倫美人對艾登的印象越來越好……笑了wwwwwwww(#976Please respect copyright.PENANAOF8SwSAEg9
下篇依舊是這隻吃貨Boss唷XDDD976Please respect copyright.PENANA4hd6Nv3ap6
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掰的威,小倫的確是本作品裡唯一的正常人吧?AWA(#976Please respect copyright.PENANAFbJ7y6Vk2a
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