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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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16-2. 小強也求愛1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzDeEANd48
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「嘎嘎嘎！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDO6HUrtzvb
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「呱呱呱！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGxBZZ0Y1C
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一隻白晃晃的大肥鵝追著一隻鴨，在綠意盎然的翡翠森林裡啪搭跑過，後面一群嘰喳亂叫的小黃鴨，亦邁著小腳丫搖搖晃晃跟著，好似驚見媽媽被壞人抓走的小毛孩們。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkd3gqe6gdF
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這意想不到的畫面，令兩人目瞪口呆地立在小橋出口張望，眼前的一草一木、一花一葉，乃至方才跑過的生物，都極似童話繪本裡圓潤可愛的Q版模樣，若非微型地圖顯示此乃月宮分殿副本，他們真會以為穿越到迪士尼世界了。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNqAQSFeY6
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從古風仙境忽轉Q版童話，這前後格調也差太多了吧！感到無法適應的塞倫，不得不閉上眼揉著眉間暗嘆，真不愧是以惡整玩家為樂的奧普斯，要轉換視覺刺激也不給個緩衝時間，這不連那個聒噪鬼都說不出話來了？1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6ERj1FQt3x
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豈知，肉盾的思維也跟奧普斯一樣難捉摸，只見他在一陣無語的驚呆後，就激動地握拳大吼：「嗚喔喔喔喔！這個空間設計的嫁接藝術實在太有哲理啦！從唯美浪漫到清新活潑，從飄渺幻境到平易生動，讓我體會到一個人生大道理——不論追求多麼崇高的夢想，最終仍要回到樸實，這正是所謂的反璞歸真啊！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBM0sa7UAF4
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塞倫徹底傻了，「你在說笑吧？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZsdpTwGJHl
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「嗄？」沒聽懂意思的肉盾，揚起好大好燦爛的笑容看向他，「哥領悟這麼重要的道理，當然是笑著說話啊！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4zfYfQ6jow
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「……」塞倫的腦袋當機好幾秒後，才終於擠出聲音吶吶道：「算……算了，繼續走吧。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGWdwculgpa
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根據聖誕老人的指示，他們要以落地的羽毛來找尋邱比特的房間，而以剛才那群小鴨追鵝、鵝追鴨的陣仗來看，大概也能推估那些羽毛是怎麼來的了。於是，他們沿著追逐方向走去，果真在森林小徑看到各色羽毛散落與獸禽爪印凌亂遍佈。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9mDUjIAsqM
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這裡發生過森林大戰嗎？兩人疑惑地互視一眼後，紛紛掏出武器進入備戰狀態，肉盾的觸角也似在偵測什麼地抖了抖。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHLsO1C0Yka
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小心翼翼地走了一小段路，便遇上先前的鵝鴨大追逐，大白鵝終究跑得較快，一下就追上了鴨子，他們本以為是這鴨幹了什麼事惹怒鵝，豈知在一陣拍翅撲騰後，白鵝竟雙翅扒住鴨的屁屁騎上去做起前後運動，而總算趕上的黃色小鴨們則圍觀似地站成一圈呱呱低語。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4DHoCSFfY1
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等……等一等！這是什麼狀況？1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6YUiEck4J6
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這下不止塞倫，連肉盾也愣了。不是他們不接受這種跨種族的禽禽交，而是除了這一對鵝鴨戀外，再稍往前一點的路上，還有好幾對羊鹿配、松鼠抱貓頭鷹、猴子撲倒孔雀、蛇滾鱷魚……1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡV2aTKVhTqS
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「我有種感覺，這個邱比特……」塞倫吞了個口水，有些看不下去地別過頭，「好像不簡單。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnIJF2Dkpic
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一聽心愛的美人這麼說，肉盾立馬拋開滿頭黑線，仰起小強觸角爆炸頭，展現了他自稱「倫夫」的風範，「老婆不怕，哥保護你！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAo2kcKQo3g
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「就說不准這樣叫我！」塞倫立即怒巴那顆頭。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0PHANtErg
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於是，肉盾委屈哭哭地摸著頭，「喔，那老……」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFqGsS2n3lb
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「老公也不准！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXvTQrYkHn
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「嗚喔喔！小倫對哥叫老公了耶～」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfWjZwVBKi
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他到底給自己挖了什麼坑啊？這下換塞倫委屈想哭了。
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其實，這個副本不需要打怪，只是得挑戰生態圈大交合的視覺極限吧？1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL3mFEuFWqc
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好不容易熬過各式跨種族亂象，一棟立在前方小丘上的磚瓦小屋總算印入眼簾，架在屋頂的粉色愛神箭顯眼得像怕別人看不到似的。正當他們要踏上小丘之際，愛神箭忽有感應般轉向他們，「咻」地射出一根散發金色光芒的箭。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8iOEHidfg8
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「小心！」以為是生人勿近的防範攻擊，肉盾連忙要拉著塞倫避開，誰知那箭並非對著他們，而是往他們頭頂上方飛去，又「啵」一聲似擊中什麼，一黑影便直直落在爆炸頭上。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE14EdaLrFw
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「什麼東西啊？」肉盾說著就往頭上抓去。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbeK8WeBuZL
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「啊！等……」因身高差而看清爆炸頭現狀的塞倫，想阻止他卻沒能來得及。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh2WliKbBjt
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「怎麼？」肉盾不解瞧了眼欲言又止的塞倫，再望見手中掙扎的一團黑物，頓時愣地大叫：「Holy crap！這是什麼啊？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOb5UKMGJL
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「什麼什麼？沒禮貌的臭矮子！沒見過蝙蝠嗎？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54Ash7zT79
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手中的東西居然開口了！不足掌心大小的黑圓球揮拍著不成比例的小翅膀，一對疑似眼珠的黑光點投出含怨怒視，隨著話語露出的尖牙又小又白，倒成了辨認正反面的唯一特徵。牠見肉盾依舊傻呼呼地望著自己，便又怒地炸毛大叫：「還不快放開我？醜八怪臭矮子！別妨礙我跟阿娜答約會！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl7EuyTaC7Q
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「嗄？喔，抱、抱歉。」腦袋還沒轉過來的肉盾，直覺地放開蝙蝠任其啪啪啪飛走，也沒注意對方嘲弄了自己，半晌才又疑惑地問：「什麼阿娜答？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgohLKEw2n
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話才說完，上方就傳來蝙蝠嬌滴滴的嗲聲：「阿娜答，人家飛回家途中，見你長得高眺苗條，皮膚又黑又亮，真是好個絕色美人兒，就忍不住多瞄幾眼，誰知命運就將我倆牽在一起了……啊，原來阿娜答也喜歡我嗎？嗯～人家好開薰唷！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYchwMrUugN
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察覺頭毛的騷動不斷，肉盾不可置信地指著自己的爆炸頭，「蝙……蝙蝠跟小強觸角？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAPx8yhlu7
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「是啊。」塞倫掩著快憋不住的笑聲點頭道，待笑意稍緩後才解釋：「聽說被邱比特的箭射中，就會愛上第一眼看到的人……呃，生物，看來這森林的動物都中箭了吧。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviyA8hLix6
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其實，仔細想一想，邱比特就是個沒包尿布的小屁孩，以心智年齡來說，的確會喜歡童話世界多過美輪美奐的仙境，也難怪空間轉換會如此極端；而且，根據神話傳說，這個小愛神同時也是個愛搗蛋的小惡魔，在天庭因亂射箭而造成無數誰愛上誰、誰又愛上誰的惱人風波，再加上奧普斯的惡趣味，這童話森林的動物們自然就成了邱比特的玩具、愛神箭的犧牲品了。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1lf6ioDL0Y
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不過，說到生物……塞倫看了眼正逗弄小蝙蝠的小強觸角，想起昨晚喵喵仙貝在冷靜下來後幫忙做的鑑定——1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6R7IpnBQCi
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【飾品】《小強觸角》（已鑑定）1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpSfdHKEL8X
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等級：絕世大奇葩（橘色）1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarxnLhuZWi
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進化方式：♥♥1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1VKpgiL8G
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功用：防禦+40％、敏捷+40％、迴避+40％、生命力+50％。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYgA1QHMOXr
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特殊功能：1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpLM8HJD4YQ
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與任兩套奇囧裝備搭配：有隨機機率原地復活。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX0ljSuEGus
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與奇囧裝備之髮套搭配：非戰鬥狀態可抑止仇恨值，戰鬥狀態則反之，有隨機機率被隊友的技能打到。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJVvwFB18J5
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注意：此乃以《超級賽亞小強》的靈魂精華打造的《特殊活體裝備》，請用愛意灌溉使其茁壯。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLi2k0cTiax
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本來他們還不解何謂《活體裝備》，如此看來，小強觸角也算是生物囉？那肉盾等同是收了個特殊寵物吧。塞倫失笑地望著小強觸角與小蝙蝠間的粉色愛心，「我大概能猜到你那觸角的進化方式了。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwR7HPbl2a1
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「真的呀？老婆……我是說小倫好聰明啊！」肉盾緊急改了口，好奇追問：「是什麼？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnpEUKdy0X
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「以後就知道了。」輕哼地收回那一瞪，塞倫挑眉賣了關子，就轉身朝小丘走去。不知所以然的肉盾，只好頂著一頭小愛侶趕緊跟上。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwar1PZbFBa
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愛神箭依舊隨機往四方發射，但興許是偵測到來人已是情侶關係，沒再朝他們射箭。兩人一路順利爬上小丘頂，便見一隻大野狼嬌羞柔弱地倒在三隻小豬懷裡。對此，他們已見怪不怪了，僅默默快步走過這組攻受逆轉4P團，來到小屋門前敲了敲。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt6YRrKnWik
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一陣乒乒乓乓的碰撞聲後，屋內才傳來明顯是在裝病的虛弱童音，「誰啊？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMk0CrFpV8i
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「你好啊，邱比特，我們是來探望你的玩家。」肉盾客氣地拉開嗓子應道，結果卻遭到拒絕。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK6i78M6keU
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「我不認識什麼玩家，媽咪說過不可以給陌生人開門。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmxcAw4dzH
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怎麼維納斯也來了嗎？塞倫暗自吐槽了句，就接著說：「是聖誕老人讓我們來的。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIYx9d4YOYR
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誰知邱比特更不爽了，「那個變態戀童老頭就更不用說啦！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCQBHFMHiTw
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兩人默了。原來聖誕是……不對，邱比特你怎麼知道的？該不是也被……1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsKR3DgPiX
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為了讓童年回憶還保存一點點美好幻想，他們不敢再往下想像，決定先退到遠處商量對策。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDmdQ6azn4Y
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「按照童話定律，難不成得爬煙囪？」肉盾摸著下巴望向屋頂正飄煙的煙囪，立馬就搖頭了，「不對，按照童話定律，煙囪下面一定有鍋滾水在等……啊，聖誕老人好像也是爬煙囪的？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w2K8KFct0
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「別再提聖誕了。」塞倫欲哭無淚地掩面低嘆，要知道他小時就是靠童話讀物打發獨自看家的寂寞呀，被奧普斯這麼一搞，他情何以堪？無奈地瞥了眼爆炸頭上正打得火熱的愛侶，他便伸指戳了戳小蝙蝠，「這隻剛不是說要回家？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpFq2PdXUEQ
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「已經到啦！還有，人家已經有對象了，就算精靈你是個美人兒，也不可以隨便摸我！」小蝙蝠不滿地扭扭圓球身體想閃躲手指，卻被肉盾一把抓了下來，便怒地齜牙咧嘴道：「臭矮人你又想幹嘛？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCo8YOXC26
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「這是阿蝠的家？」肉盾指著邱比特的屋子，隨口就給對方起了小名。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFCMKjE6hP
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果然，火爆小蝙蝠這下又炸了，「什麼阿蝠？小爺我這麼英俊瀟灑，怎麼會叫這種狗才會有的名字？死爆炸頭矮人沒文化沒教養！小心我叫我主人亂箭射爛你屁股！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSe9Sn2veEq
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「那你叫什麼名字？」塞倫好奇問道。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlAzch4DgxZ
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於是，小蝙蝠驕傲地挺起看不太出來的小胸膛，「小蝠，帥氣吧？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiO7LTdX1M
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兩個有差在哪裡嗎？兩人靜默一秒，才呵呵乾笑地點了頭，繼續回到正題。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOqO91rfBTJ
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「看來我們撿到邱比特的寵物了。」肉盾摸著下巴思忖道。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5NqKquB9bx
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「嗯。」塞倫盯著彎下身桿觸碰小蝠的小強觸角，若有所思道：「小強好像很喜歡牠。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVHcukyEEk
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瞥及視野上方不斷飄出的愛心，肉盾推了下反光眼鏡，難得笑得有些腹黑宅，「嘿，哥有法子了！」
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「你這個笨蛋蝙蝠！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxeIbZl84Me
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在一番鼓誘後，小蝙蝠興高采烈地為他們引薦，卻讓聞聲衝來開門的邱比特氣炸了。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Sj6XvYO6C
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「不是說帶很重要的人來見我嗎？怎麼會帶顆花椰菜和……」裸飛金髮屁孩怒氣衝天地指著肉盾罵完，視線一落在塞倫的臉上時，語氣便忽然一轉，沖天炸毛恢復飄柔金燦，討好的諂笑嗲音中有疑似賣萌的跡象，「漂亮葛格，我頭暈～」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ73G7Qm1l6o
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邱比特說完，就眼睛一閉全身一軟地往塞倫撲去，背上的翅膀也不動了，擺明在跟人求抱。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy4w4E4mnuC
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「呃，這個……」本就怕小孩的塞倫一驚，卻礙於對方是任務NPC，只好硬著頭皮接住這隻小豬哥後，就迅速塞進肉盾懷裡。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL27h7Fw8fN
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明顯有妻奴傾向的肉盾，則自動接收塞倫丟來的一切問題，更不禁得意地傻笑感慨了，啊！哥真有小倫的人夫風範！1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenl84Wt1K1
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「我的確是帶很重要的人來見你啊，就是我的阿娜答強強。」小蝙蝠嬌羞地蹭著小強觸角，毫無出賣主人的羞恥感，更無視主人面子地直戳真相，「主人，你別見一個愛一個，這臭矮子有對象了，搶人家老公可是不好的喔。」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZdkj7UkSmm
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塞倫很想回嘴「誰是誰老公」，卻又怕中了系統陰招，便只好緊緊抿住嘴，以眼神發出無聲的抗議。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8KHLJ89JpX
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聞言，正拼命揉蹭的邱比特，這才發現自己吃錯豆腐了，便連忙拍拍小翅膀鑽出來，嫌棄地一腳踢開肉盾，「啊呸呸！我最討厭吃花椰菜了！」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpgYOlk36R
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「討厭花椰菜？啊，哥知道了！」沈浸思緒的肉盾沒意會過來，便一臉了然地揉著邱比特的頭髮，開始長篇大論了起來，「難怪你這孩子會頭暈啊，一定是太挑食啦！花椰菜可是很營養的綠色蔬菜喔，它含有豐富的胡蘿蔔素、維生素B1、維生素B2、維生素C、維生素A，特別是維生素C，不過這些都是水溶性很容易流失，所以煮的時候……」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXaYQlfHXc6
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囧！不要這麼認真地歪題啊！1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn0ptaInQyI
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見這兩個刁蠻型NPC都當機似地呆住，塞倫真心黑線了。不知該說這豬頭太有辦法制服AI系統，還是太狀況外讓AI程式轉不過來？1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTLrcuz3ufg
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眼見兩分鐘過去了，肉盾竟一路扯到白、綠花椰菜的口感差別講個沒完，邱比特的腦袋上方甚至跳出重啟倒數計時，他只好戳了戳肉盾的肩膀送上甜甜一笑，才終於讓矮人版唐僧陷入癡迷傻笑再言語不能。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJHfdsMZOIN
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呼，這傢伙的話嘮絕對跟阿全有得比，阿全囉唆歸囉唆，起碼還言之有物，這肉盾根本就天馬行空毫無章法，真要跟這種人在一起，他絕對要準備超隔音耳塞！1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXGN7h7wv8C
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「咳！」他咳了一聲清清嗓子，決定在肉盾又話嘮前搶先開口，「我們可以繼續任務了嗎？」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNIhsBE7cjG
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重啟恢復運作的邱比特眨了眨眼，就苦著一張小臉飛回屋內，氣奄奄地往床上撲倒，唉聲嘆氣道：「唉……沒心情沒力氣沒辦法……」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjfC6waITWE
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「聽說你生病了，到底是什麼病啊？」肉盾不解問道。這小鬼一下活繃亂跳一下委靡不振，擺明跟感冒無關，肯定有其他原因。1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡddfiATeXKZ
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果然，邱比特立刻雙手摀住紅撲撲的小圓臉，嬌滴滴羞答答地一扭光溜溜小屁屁，嗲聲說：「相・思・病～」1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9KhwgqHJn
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想摸邱比特光滑小屁屁的舉手AWWWWA（＃1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJKrSIKMsq
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即將入隊的新NPC寵物出來囉！1027Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡheRYuTIj51
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