->>>論如何讓未來的美人老婆一眼注意自己,讓哥來告訴你!(撥頭)8964 copyright protection573PENANA041GaumzqE 維尼
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來8964 copyright protection573PENANAjHMyKcckF0 維尼
By 喵芭渴死姬8964 copyright protection573PENANAAforWZW9kQ 維尼
577Please respect copyright.PENANAyRAPeJuzd4
4-1. 三人行之美人別走8964 copyright protection573PENANAVT8tXdFMTP 維尼
577Please respect copyright.PENANApQTnbNa2kc
『【任務請求】玩家喵喵仙貝向您分享【特殊任務】《撿到的家書》,請問是否接受?』577Please respect copyright.PENANAAS5OXpTEzF
577Please respect copyright.PENANAcZew3NKo2R
總算求到組隊的機會,肉盾立馬就按了接受,再打開面板一看,頓時就焉了,「又要回到艾爾文草原啊?哥才從那逃出來的。」577Please respect copyright.PENANARcL1OWZbb1
577Please respect copyright.PENANAGrdkNshSPU
「你那是在草原中央的主城,我們要去的是靠近埃斯萊森林的東區,不一樣啦。」變回人形的喵喵仙貝,順手從哥哥的包裡掏出一塊牛肉乾咬啊咬,有些口齒不清地說:「呣……呣……不過你迷去過那裡,所以我們還是要從打不死撐(達布史城)走。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAhzDi9J4DxJ
577Please respect copyright.PENANAQiKnhs9de7
「叮!恭喜玩家喵喵仙真相了達布史城的命名由來,獲得戳破盲腸度+5,經驗值1000。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAu9OA27w39z
577Please respect copyright.PENANAUK5w1UvuvA
「噗……」突如其來的系統發言,讓喵喵仙貝差點把嘴裡的東西給噴了,泰迪熊則一臉「寶貝兒真聰明」的驕傲眼神望著他。577Please respect copyright.PENANAvP9QkHvs5x
577Please respect copyright.PENANAN4n8JozlXB
倒是肉盾沒注意到系統音,逕自望著他手裡的牛肉乾,又納悶地看向泰迪熊腰間的小掛袋,「怎麼小貝兒可以直接拿泰的東西啊?」577Please respect copyright.PENANA3djFiABxGa
577Please respect copyright.PENANAJV1T7scpM1
「唔……就、就、就特、特殊關係的福利啦!」喵喵仙貝忽然臉紅地怒聲回道。577Please respect copyright.PENANAeqhhwAkFit
577Please respect copyright.PENANAlWI2JZGIi6
在奧普斯裡,物品的存放與交易仍與傳統遊戲相仿,不論玩家間是買賣交易或免費贈與,都需經過雙方同意,比如:做出你給我取的動作,或是通過正式的交易視窗。而存放物品的置物包只有持有者才能開啟,對其他玩家來說,非屬自己的置物包只像是裝飾用掛袋,即便想觸碰也會被系統自動隔絕。577Please respect copyright.PENANAD91z0hWNT2
577Please respect copyright.PENANAGA68DOMkKc
當然,這些限定是指一般情況。若彼此是婚約以上的關係,即能啟動《財產共有制》——婚約關係者可互取置物包裡的食物與藥水;夫妻關係者則享有置物包共用福利,可互取彼此的所有物品,包括已綁定的裝備。然而,目前有婚約關係以上的玩家不多,加上官方尚未公開所有資訊,因此,肉盾不知道也算情有可原。577Please respect copyright.PENANALTvwg5d8io
577Please respect copyright.PENANAxOPogiWKpj
不過,問題癥結似乎……不在上述?577Please respect copyright.PENANAWzAhg6Gybp
577Please respect copyright.PENANACmy7G9myig
「什麼特殊關係?」肉盾依舊懵懂地仰著反光眼鏡,半晌又恍然大悟地說:「喔!系統偵測到你們是兄弟啊?」577Please respect copyright.PENANAGDGZf5Ea6y
577Please respect copyright.PENANAM1l69BiDLK
「……」喵喵仙貝張口無語了會後,遲疑地抬頭望向泰迪熊。577Please respect copyright.PENANAykSRNrxtDD
577Please respect copyright.PENANAKYHIS8i8Ec
泰迪熊也微皺了眉似在斟酌什麼,最後才輕揉他的頭,淡定地轉移話題,「出發吧,貝兒時間不多。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAm3KbhGyY5Y
577Please respect copyright.PENANAW6uBevTl5U
「啊,也對!」沒怎麼多想的肉盾,只當他們同意了說法,便直往傳送陣走去。而身後的兩人則在專屬的夫妻頻道打起字來——577Please respect copyright.PENANAOzkQLok6rs
577Please respect copyright.PENANA6tOrAtzpAk
『【夫妻】喵喵仙貝:他還不知道嗎?OAO』577Please respect copyright.PENANAmhd5gi00ua
577Please respect copyright.PENANAtShAUQKP9C
『【夫妻】泰迪熊餅乾:嗯,等過陣子再說,不急。』577Please respect copyright.PENANA7PGiENWemR
577Please respect copyright.PENANAz2tryVNhjV
『【夫妻】喵喵仙貝:喔~』577Please respect copyright.PENANAoe4JVKG8xt
577Please respect copyright.PENANAMNHqr7uyMH
從傳送陣飛到達布史城後,兄弟倆揪著一抵達就被NPC包圍的肉盾往城門走。這顆花椰菜頭在達布史城的事蹟,早被幾個愛傳八卦的玩家上世界頻道閒聊了,加上他們從開服以來就已經歷不少奇事,因而對此現象也不覺訝異,畢竟這傢伙可是他們認識十多年的那個艾登・蒙達菲。577Please respect copyright.PENANAmyxHEeTipC
577Please respect copyright.PENANAglqrZVJCX6
不過,一踏出城門後,各種衝著肉盾來的群怪亂舞,倒是讓他們嘆為觀止了,就連面癱大神的眼角都不禁抽了下。577Please respect copyright.PENANA1y2EDrg71M
577Please respect copyright.PENANAOJU0VGtfKT
「怪拐睡~快快睡~再不睡覺就把你疵掉~」法師喵喵仙貝揮著巧克力棒吟唱完,所有圍在肉盾身邊的怪便陷入沈睡,頭頂上亦飄出各種大小的Z字母。577Please respect copyright.PENANA2UZuws36pj
577Please respect copyright.PENANAzKFEi8GLd3
泰迪熊施了個治療術後,就一手抓出肉盾,又下團體加速術,指著另一個方向,「那邊怪少,往那走。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAx0ihGCqyaQ
577Please respect copyright.PENANAnMFwbcbEB7
趁著安眠咒和加速術的三十秒,三人往多數玩家公會的帶團練功區奔去。幸好這時間還有不少台灣的夜貓練功團,藉怪一出來就被玩家們清光的優勢,加上喵喵仙貝不時放出安眠咒,他們才終於順利抵達任務NPC的所在地——本稻村。577Please respect copyright.PENANAo32DISP4SU
577Please respect copyright.PENANAzq2eeLPyy7
「到底怎麼回事啊?為什麼連被動怪都會跑來攻擊?」喵喵仙貝仍沈浸在暴走風波中,兩眼呆楞地睜得老大。577Please respect copyright.PENANASJSsgT4394
577Please respect copyright.PENANA3B7M1Wlu45
肉盾舉著還在晃的愛的小手,無奈搖頭說:「不知道啊,我第一天玩就被史萊姆吞了,那感覺到現在都還記憶猶新啊!」577Please respect copyright.PENANADGpBkOCrQd
577Please respect copyright.PENANAR3aKvJukFe
睨了眼那顆東晃西擺的爆炸頭後,泰迪熊盯著村外閒晃的怪思忖了半晌,就忽然邪笑地抬腳將肉盾踹出村口,還用法杖抵著他往外推去。一時間,群怪嚎鳴再起,如活屍聞到人肉般急速衝來。577Please respect copyright.PENANASX9Wf7n0QT
577Please respect copyright.PENANAYIWwNAAauJ
「哇啊!泰你幹嘛啊?」肉盾驚得往下一蹲避開法杖,又連滾帶爬地逃進村口,那些怪才悻悻然地散開。577Please respect copyright.PENANA3P5avf9fZR
577Please respect copyright.PENANAmoGCvTTs4h
「做個實驗。」泰迪熊沒理會肉盾的哀嚎,轉身向村裡的雜貨商買了條花色大包巾後丟給他,「包住頭,再出去。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAmfDxP5jGo2
577Please respect copyright.PENANAqNLqg3oW32
「包住?」肉盾有種不祥的預感。577Please respect copyright.PENANANQ3oEu6N7I
577Please respect copyright.PENANAmSSaOBcMV6
「嘿嘿!原來是爆炸頭在招仇恨嗎?」喵喵仙貝賊笑地搶過包巾,仗著兩人難得沒有身高差,硬是往爆炸頭一套,還在肉盾的下巴處打了個漂亮的蝴蝶結,一個頭頂花花大包袱的矮老媽子就華麗麗誕生了。577Please respect copyright.PENANA0csjojeQA7
577Please respect copyright.PENANA2XaFtdSA7a
「噗哈哈哈!豬頭登豪漂釀唷~哈哈哈哈!」577Please respect copyright.PENANAslTxYrTgSq
577Please respect copyright.PENANArkxYyDECDz
「……」577Please respect copyright.PENANAS9WwktFdME
577Please respect copyright.PENANAHPy6DEkG1G
「去。」泰迪熊冷聲命令道,肉盾就只好哭哭地往村口外一站。577Please respect copyright.PENANAuRygVWu5sS
577Please respect copyright.PENANAewblRRhyLx
這一次,只有幾隻較近的主動怪跑來,遠處的怪照舊在原地閒晃,而被動怪們則轉頭觀望未加入戰局,可見牠們仍受了點影響,但不至於想攻擊。如此證實了泰迪熊的推論後,肉盾又一次跪地噴淚悔不當初了577Please respect copyright.PENANAdu6imtTUF8
577Please respect copyright.PENANAanF5iVZtYA
「噗哈哈哈哈!誰讓你沒看說明就亂創角?」喵喵仙貝笑得更歡了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAX1nYx15u1V
577Please respect copyright.PENANAWMWd902I2U
見弟弟燦笑得可愛,泰迪熊忍不住輕捏了把他的小臉,「其實,未必沒好處。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAyJk4pc040N
577Please respect copyright.PENANAVhZhbxKRZM
咦咦?招仇恨爆炸頭也有好處?!577Please respect copyright.PENANAIhu7qRAP7J
577Please respect copyright.PENANAbAiYN4TzRl
「怎麼說?」「什麼好處?」577Please respect copyright.PENANArhMHZ10bWJ
577Please respect copyright.PENANAdEtqpkPjeL
望著異口同聲的肉盾和喵喵仙貝,仙魔祭司大人揚起優雅又腹黑的微笑,「騎士的功用。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAjlQrJfDhUH
577Please respect copyright.PENANA3zW3oz1hQB
再瞭解不過那笑裏藏刀,肉盾不禁打了個寒顫為自己的蠢默哀。兄控小貓妖則傲嬌地撇開臉,暗自羞羞表示哥沒事帥成這樣最吐厭了啦!577Please respect copyright.PENANAEcaeDHJXqH
577Please respect copyright.PENANA1a6Tg4of1t
577Please respect copyright.PENANAiibRA9CcLP
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)8964 copyright protection573PENANAv02c8sQvJZ 維尼
577Please respect copyright.PENANAWuU2Y9CwuZ
「近來森林那頭來了許多奇怪的生物,嚴重影響草原的生態,破壞了老夫培育多年的菜園,村口那些怪物也是因此被趕到這來,害我們每天過得提心吊膽……」雖不高也有一米六的老村長,伸出顫抖的手捧住肉盾的爆炸頭,老淚縱痕地說:「老夫看到你這顆頭,就想起外出尋找勇者而失蹤的兒子,他最愛吃老夫種的花椰菜了,可惜老夫再也看不到他吃花椰菜的樣子了。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAidD4d1pwmd
577Please respect copyright.PENANA9oMq439x8r
「……」肉盾真心無語了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAJzmQC9pimK
577Please respect copyright.PENANAh7op1RbnNT
「……」喵喵仙貝抿緊嘴唇努力控制臉皮,在隊伍頻道快速打字——577Please respect copyright.PENANAB8E1udktg1
577Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z0FITVhMC
『【隊伍】喵喵仙貝:怎麼辦?我好想笑~~~QWQ』577Please respect copyright.PENANAub6iu2qmoi
577Please respect copyright.PENANAmoFV161Nfb
『【隊伍】泰迪熊餅乾:乖,再忍一下就好了。』577Please respect copyright.PENANAONavnSco5o
577Please respect copyright.PENANAcnJTnv3Dd1
『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅:你們幫幫忙啊!哥快被他搖暈啦!!!@@』577Please respect copyright.PENANAUjjUby9RLp
577Please respect copyright.PENANAeRkAemvCsG
老村長如泣如訴地說完對愛子的思念後,終於放開肉盾的頭抹淚道:「敢問三位如何找到這封家書的?」577Please respect copyright.PENANAd90HKATVTy
577Please respect copyright.PENANArsJvndTNUR
喵喵仙貝再次抿住嘴,果斷地看向哥哥。577Please respect copyright.PENANAvQMuXPKb5B
577Please respect copyright.PENANA6keAnqy8Uu
「在害死貴公子的蕃果妖體內找到的。」泰迪熊面不改色地以字正腔圓的流利中文回道。577Please respect copyright.PENANAghivh8amb5
577Please respect copyright.PENANAYLMHAtAvbv
老村長一聽,便了然地長嘆一聲,「原來如此,那三位便算是犬子尋來的勇士了。老夫想拜託你們幫忙解決這場災難,也算是完成他的遺願。」577Please respect copyright.PENANArTpYvXj154
577Please respect copyright.PENANAEPc2YQKcbg
「叮!恭喜玩家泰迪熊餅乾觸發了【特殊任務】《禍害草原的外來客》,請消滅森林邊界草原上的生物,解決本稻村的安危問題。此任務將自動分享給隊友。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAyjBlIc68sz
577Please respect copyright.PENANAu3V27lTSpH
「呼……終於解脫了。」走出村長家後,喵喵仙貝揉著臉嘆道。村長父子的生離死別固然催淚動人,但抱著一顆爆炸頭哭的畫面實在太過違合,讓他又鼻酸又想笑,一整個哭笑不得,憋得他快瘋了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAtbt29RuPcx
577Please respect copyright.PENANAIqO86KQdzd
也鬆了口氣的肉盾伸著懶腰,朝他們露出一個傻笑,「不過你們真幸運,隨手打個怪就打出特殊任務道具。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAwpTnxYuZsP
577Please respect copyright.PENANAR81xuCY2Zo
「呃,呵呵……」喵喵仙貝乾笑地撓撓臉,回頭偷看了眼村長家緊閉的門,小聲說:「不是打來的。」577Please respect copyright.PENANAwYmFWCCcUL
577Please respect copyright.PENANA2C3oRcZeyQ
「嗄?」577Please respect copyright.PENANATNGWCJKOz8
577Please respect copyright.PENANAweTnWOyoY8
泰迪熊失笑地摟住喵喵仙貝代為回答:「貝兒吃出來的。」577Please respect copyright.PENANA0MZvSsX4qP
577Please respect copyright.PENANAJgRFlunXTa
「這、這……還能吃出來?」肉盾也緊張地張望四周,壓低聲音說:「該不會是小貝兒……?」577Please respect copyright.PENANAHoFNUfsghj
577Please respect copyright.PENANARB4QzJpfw6
「唔,我以為它只是普通的大蕃茄嘛,誰知道才衝過去咬一口,它就尖叫地吐出東西……」喵喵仙貝紅著臉咕噥道。577Please respect copyright.PENANAUSBLLy96CD
577Please respect copyright.PENANAShLnL801dE
吃貨上了遊戲還是吃貨啊!肉盾遠目無語了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAByqT9TNeZx
577Please respect copyright.PENANAgV8zFO8v7a
待一切準備就緒後,肉盾在泰迪熊的冷眼掃射下,再次哭哭地戴上頭包巾。踏出村門口,三人快速解決掉衝來的主動怪,一道輕盈身影便正好於他們面前從天而降,肉盾頓時為之一愣。577Please respect copyright.PENANApWyutEE45T
577Please respect copyright.PENANAinXAjOn5Vq
精靈潤澤柔順的緋紅髮絲隨風微揚,散來一股淡雅花香,精緻絕美的臉蛋似有未染塵埃的空靈,收起淡褪的雙翼飄落了幾片細羽,令人有天使降臨之感。他朝村口悠然走去的同時,琥珀般的晶燦美目不經意朝他們掃去,卻在瞥見肉盾的宅大媽裝扮時,於眼底浮起一絲極淺的笑意,襯得那無瑕雪膚更加透亮。577Please respect copyright.PENANA46BtLw9oJB
577Please respect copyright.PENANAGeYJLw8oru
雖說大家玩遊戲多會調整美化外貌,像互控兄弟檔為了相認而幾不調整的人例外,但能調到完美的角色卻也極為少見。然而,這個羽翼精靈美得連喵喵仙貝都不禁「哇」地低呼一聲,更別說以追求美人為生活意義的肉盾了。577Please respect copyright.PENANAdKWnoVDlqh
577Please respect copyright.PENANAs4yclRsEQj
「天……」如被百萬伏特電擊般,肉盾張大嘴站在原地呆望美人漸行漸遠的背影,半晌後才摀住胸口粗喘著氣,仰天含淚嘆道:「哥戀愛了!」577Please respect copyright.PENANAyB3Z4GWScA
577Please respect copyright.PENANAQsvdmCNcFN
「……」577Please respect copyright.PENANAluQuZbfiOW
577Please respect copyright.PENANABDkw9pwTOc
「……」577Please respect copyright.PENANArknzIC9XAI
577Please respect copyright.PENANAhYGsHSuHqD
「美人等……」肉盾舉步企圖追上紅髮精靈,卻被一法杖迎面架住臉,腰帶也被一股力道往後拉扯,攔人者正是兩位兄弟檔。577Please respect copyright.PENANAf5USXEgf9e
577Please respect copyright.PENANArGSPObFKN5
「走啦走啦!去做任務,別又亂騷擾人啦!」喵喵仙貝無奈翻了白眼,努力拉著他往外走去。577Please respect copyright.PENANAcVCg9ZM0fV
577Please respect copyright.PENANAEIAFCx2A1k
喔,不啊!哥好不容易遇到心動的人說!肉盾朝遠去的美人伸出爾康手,肝腸寸斷地哭喊:「美人啊——」577Please respect copyright.PENANAde1Y7jqFI1
577Please respect copyright.PENANA5cb1NV20FY
「閉嘴!」額冒十字筋的祭司大人萬分認真地思考,乾脆多買一條包巾塞住這傢伙的嘴算了。577Please respect copyright.PENANABlsuU8Nqxx
577Please respect copyright.PENANA7s6Gbk82sf
577Please respect copyright.PENANA9MwrLRA6NT
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)8964 copyright protection573PENANAECJnC4Nwgl 維尼
577Please respect copyright.PENANAYdQSnvNeRl
後記:8964 copyright protection573PENANAOefY84j9go 維尼
577Please respect copyright.PENANArD0I1tcifH
美人初登場~XD577Please respect copyright.PENANAMfYVxcMbAP
花巾大媽頭的存在感強到不注意都很難啊WWWWW577Please respect copyright.PENANAyYFEbTKNpS
577Please respect copyright.PENANA7Z00NJ0NLy
577Please respect copyright.PENANAdekYP08I3x
★【凌家動物園系列】8964 copyright protection573PENANALKLLYpbRud 維尼
1.花心豹吃兔計畫 — 付墨X凌小兔 (作品名:小兔不吃回頭草)577Please respect copyright.PENANAXlqVHV41vo
2.大貓小貓相親記 — 泰特斯X拉貝爾 (作品名:恃寵而傲嬌)577Please respect copyright.PENANAmB5zy8KV5f
3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 (作品名:爆炸頭不要來)577Please respect copyright.PENANA7N4xOURdvy
577Please respect copyright.PENANA2vE5LC4J9K
歡迎追蹤噗浪和FB粉絲頁>////<577Please respect copyright.PENANAXeCsqFI0Yf
577Please respect copyright.PENANAPucJohwyQB
噗浪:http://www.plurk.com/sakuhyde577Please respect copyright.PENANAKjuHkC5ldn
FB粉絲頁:https://www.facebook.com/meowbarksky577Please respect copyright.PENANATS79MlCAvn
8964 copyright protection573PENANAkdtRHxcqAF 維尼
by 喵芭渴死姬 / 10.11.2018964 copyright protection573PENANAWScrldBbMX 維尼
ns3.238.204.167da2