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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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26. 各有話說
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「琥姊,誤會啊!那是意外……」759Please respect copyright.PENANAKJ3MlnbJNJ
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「去你媽的!摸老娘屁股是意外,那老娘也意外把你揍成智障!」759Please respect copyright.PENANA6TD6smUgbC
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「那、那我屁股給琥姊摸回來?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAqqSk8PxqEI
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「操!老娘把你屁股踹到脫肛還差不多!」759Please respect copyright.PENANAUwieGX0GuF
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「噗呵……」
十年前的那天傍晚,她正在校園一隅教訓不識相的傢伙,竟被忽然響起的笑聲打斷,火氣正盛的她滿嘴髒話蓄勢待發,卻在抬眼瞪去之際頓時一滯。759Please respect copyright.PENANAJ0B9Z1yNHY
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那偶然路過的美麗未曾停下腳步,僅是輕描淡寫地投來一抹笑靨,便如天邊雲彩稍瞬即去。未有譏諷,未有諂媚,不附任何意味的淡雅含笑,消弭了她的心頭怒火,更在心底畫下一筆色彩久久不褪。759Please respect copyright.PENANApdbkyFF1np
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第一次,她為自己的粗魯野蠻感到羞恥,這便是凌小琥的初遇席倫。759Please respect copyright.PENANAJOrqFbGklU
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從小習慣泰特斯的幾乎完美,她從沒想過還能遇到跟表哥一樣漂亮的男人。在往後的相處中,她還體認到這人聰明能幹、才華洋溢、從容優雅,甚至更好,倫哥擁有表哥嚴重缺乏的東西——溫度。不似獨將情感留給貝兒的表哥,倫哥對誰都溫和有禮,對朋友更是細心體貼,卻也愛同他們逗鬧拌嘴,而那忍笑竊喜的小壞心更賦予他屬於人的溫度。759Please respect copyright.PENANAOS5xAGYP8H
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而上帝終究是公平的,對女人來說,倫哥有個極大缺陷,便是他只愛男人。儘管如此,他仍是她心目中的男神,因為他的一句承諾:「你是我永遠的女孩。」759Please respect copyright.PENANAtNyzLhqj0e
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在還未踏出大學校門的那段歲月,她、倫哥、阿全一直是黃金鐵三角。每當阿全抱怨她男人婆沒女孩樣時,倫哥總會說:「小琥挺率真可愛啊,是阿全的品味有問題,難怪老被甩。」當場把阿全吐槽得說不出話來,雖然倫哥也會輕敲她的頭笑罵:「氣質!別太誇張。」759Please respect copyright.PENANA12PhDB96Q5
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有次她跟人吵大了,對方四處罵她爛脾氣沒人愛,倫哥就當眾牽著她的手跟對方說:「我就是她男友,你說她什麼?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAYj4WI9g4OP
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後來,他們再聊起這事時,倫哥又笑說:「沒關係,真嫁不出去就叫阿全負責吧。」759Please respect copyright.PENANA06stYEBR9t
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阿全當下就不滿了,「為什麼要把男人婆丟給老子?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAcNelKtZuRK
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「誰讓你是萬年失戀男。」倫哥一句話輕鬆噎死阿全。759Please respect copyright.PENANAfh0260KtXz
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「那為啥不是你負責啊?這大叔臉的小受才不是老娘的菜!」她才沒管阿全的臉又抽了。759Please respect copyright.PENANAVRINcLZtmQ
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結果,這位男神揚起魅惑眾生的一笑,「我像是會情場失意的人嗎?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAlMJOtTlNWS
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記憶中那自信光彩的笑容仍如此清晰,如今卻已不復見,誰會想到呢?內心實則好勝不服輸的倫哥,一直默默隱忍許多哀傷,直到五年前痛失親人的變故才爆發,而後在巴黎的遭遇更是雪上加霜。於是,當年最沒人愛又最不來電的兩人,真結成連理過得幸福美滿,而那最不可能失意的人,竟在四年不見後全變了樣。759Please respect copyright.PENANA0frMwmoYLb
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拜託來個誰都行,只要真心疼惜倫哥讓他過得快樂,老娘也不計較是什麼屬性的攻,就算傻不啦唧又矮又醜也沒關係啦!759Please respect copyright.PENANAsoEWnUVeCQ
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她真是這麼想的,所以這一年來只要打聽到人品不錯又同性向的單身男人,她就想盡辦法要幫忙牽線,偏偏倫哥宅得很,死活不出門,腦袋還依舊精明,次次識破她誘騙他去約會的詭計。於是,她又把歪腦筋動到線上遊戲,網戀有好結果的案例也不是沒有,何況還有她把關呢!誰知道——759Please respect copyright.PENANAD83dlonWQG
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怎會是碰到那個自戀色胚豬頭登啊?而且形象還差這麼多,害她也被矇騙過去了!759Please respect copyright.PENANA9nNBv49LDN
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她對艾登的認識並不深,但憑那動不動就找正妹美男約會的言行舉止,就夠她將這傢伙歸在花心大蘿蔔的族群去。何況每次他們去紐約探望兩兄弟時,她和小兔都沒少被那豬頭纏過,若非表哥擋得嚴,天然呆的小兔早被下毒手了吧!759Please respect copyright.PENANAkkt6rCR7Jp
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唉,這種人哪配倫哥啊?759Please respect copyright.PENANA5X3qwWCpsz
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再次登入遊戲的唬爛,輕嘆地打開地圖查看其他人位置。表哥和貝兒在西門附近的偏僻角落,肯定又再親親我我了。倫哥和豬頭則在中央廣場的……舞台?那不是只有辦活動時才能上去嗎?他們在那幹嘛?
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「第三關,兩位抽到的考驗是……」主持人NPC看著題目,一對腐女眼迸出精光,「請當眾接吻五秒!」759Please respect copyright.PENANAYJSGiRtDm6
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「嗚喔——」759Please respect copyright.PENANAUvILFmNTlK
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一片賊笑歡呼聲中,塞倫被黑線哽得內出血,恨不得一掌巴死那興奮得要噴鼻血的臭豬頭。759Please respect copyright.PENANAJeCkT1nZNe
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先前唬爛下線後,肉盾大受打擊,他看不得那要哭不哭的苦情臉,只好答應陪肉盾到處逛逛找樂子,結果他們就在誤打誤撞下參加這臨時舉辦的情侶放閃考驗,還被規定沒通過考驗就得公主抱環城三圈並大喊告白詞。759Please respect copyright.PENANAOgv1F9wjf1
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到底多蘭娜何時多出這麼多愛看八卦的NPC啊?塞倫瞪向一臉期待的人,實在氣不打一處來,便往肉盾的小腿踢了下洩憤,「都你害的!」759Please respect copyright.PENANA7Nm6nDEeLD
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「嘶……對對,都是哥害的,小倫怎麼說都對。」肉盾痛得跳著腳咧嘴笑道,一顆頭還是照樣高高抬起,擺明準備好要來親親。759Please respect copyright.PENANAe8Nuabvm8M
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人不要臉最無敵,塞倫再怎麼惱也沒輒,不接受考驗就得接受懲罰,光是公主抱環城三圈已經夠丟臉了,還要大聲告白,他絕對沒那個臉皮啊!一個只要丟臉五秒,一個是丟臉到想刪號,再蠢也知道要選哪一個。759Please respect copyright.PENANAmKsam2oQMV
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於是,他磨了磨牙後,便一鼓作氣地揪起肉盾的衣領貼上去,心想就當在拍吻戲吧,反正也不是沒經驗過!759Please respect copyright.PENANAsJ8JyJV13K
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雖是這麼自我安慰,但熱辣的耳根仍出賣了塞倫的心情,而跑來的唬爛也正好撞見這一幕。759Please respect copyright.PENANATm47djW3tD
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「五秒到!恭喜玩家肉盾阿弗羅與塞倫通過考驗,獎勵將發到您的信箱,請記得領取唷!」759Please respect copyright.PENANA21X9RV5etm
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主持人NPC一宣布通過,已紅透臉的塞倫立刻放開肉盾,怒氣沖沖地揮去一掌,「混蛋!誰准你伸舌的?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAaEI4VgeJtu
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「哥情不自禁嘛。」肉盾摸著頭傻笑道。759Please respect copyright.PENANA4NOMJsohEu
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「喔~」759Please respect copyright.PENANAyREbM1grSI
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「伸舌啦?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAsysg4e5MXF
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「真激烈呀!」759Please respect copyright.PENANAsoW7Rx9lsb
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聽到台下一陣低呼,塞倫這才意識自己又不小心承認了什麼,系統也抓緊時機地飄起愛心雨宣布情侶等級升等,還給了《當眾舌吻的情侶》稱號。759Please respect copyright.PENANAII4kJsKw7A
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「天……」這下,他真有刪號的心了。759Please respect copyright.PENANAHM8O5nkc2L
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活動結束後,仍在惱怒的塞倫決定不理那氣死人的爆炸頭,一路直往西門走去,肉盾便屁屁顛顛地在後頭追趕,滿臉春風地叫喊:「老婆!小倫老婆!別氣了嘛,老婆~」759Please respect copyright.PENANAvNSvVp4iLB
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「小倫老婆~」759Please respect copyright.PENANAHSaJihWzf5
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「老婆喔喔~」759Please respect copyright.PENANA54L4e9j0S2
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還拉尾音勒!死三八臭豬頭不要臉……塞倫一路暗罵,肉盾就一路呼喚,直到他終於受不了了,一衝動下就回頭怒罵:「幹嘛啦?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAZ4B67lqQxT
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「叮!」聽到這一聲系統音,塞倫就知道自己又跳坑了,「玩家塞倫親口承認玩家肉盾阿弗羅的老婆身份,兩人獲得稱號《私訂終身的情侶》,並額外連升2級,情侶等級在加倍祝福下由22級升至26級,歡迎玩家再接再厲,直奔教堂結婚入洞房唷~♥」759Please respect copyright.PENANACzteRM8RLn
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「我……唉,算了。」塞倫徹底放棄抵抗了。759Please respect copyright.PENANAJJxWn1FN1f
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「嗚喔喔喔!小倫老婆終於答應嫁給哥啦!」嗨翻天的肉盾立馬衝過去抱住他,踮起腳尖噘起嘴,「老婆來,我們再親一個……唉呀!」759Please respect copyright.PENANAN4dpKTNE6k
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「混帳!別得寸進尺!」759Please respect copyright.PENANAiXdv0EoD2B
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前方啪啪巴頭聲響不停,後方無奈嘆息也唉不停。759Please respect copyright.PENANAvsy5FqYCS8
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一路尾隨偷窺的唬爛,苦大仇深地望著打情罵俏的兩人,心中擔憂之情直飆天際。759Please respect copyright.PENANAoyoJS0yrYW
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以往倫哥不論是跟哪一任男友交往,都游刃有餘地主導兩人關係,就算面對不打算接受的追求者,也總能從容應對。簡單來說,以前的倫哥就是一標準的優雅女王受啊!即使當年跟那個法國佬熱戀私奔,也未曾這般手足無措過,怎麼跟豬頭登就亂了方寸?簡直就像……759Please respect copyright.PENANAChsxHeAASh
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身為人氣腐女作家的她,迅速用一顆腦補沒下限的腐腦推演一番後,得出一個結論——759Please respect copyright.PENANA2JMLy0FaxM
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完了,這下完了啊!759Please respect copyright.PENANAfADiQtoi4b
ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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「喵咦?所以小琥姊和倫哥真的認識?太好嚕喵~」759Please respect copyright.PENANANx4e1QkMjb
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好不容易清醒的小貓兒一聽完解釋,就睜大圓圓貓眼甩著尾巴,似是十分開心的樣子,這讓泰迪熊有些鬱卒了,到底那個只有臉蛋的人是哪點吸引寶貝兒了?他伸手往貓兒朝天翻的小肚肚輕撓,頗有一番妒夫味地說:「這麼開心?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAutT776CIoV
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「咪嘻嘻……癢啦……喵咿……」偶發性腦缺的小白目喵,完全沒聞到滿帳棚的酸醋味,逕自又哭又笑地扭動身子,四隻肉球不停拍打哥哥,直到身子終於脫離魔爪後,才喘著氣地喵聲說:「喵唔,我……我超崇拜倫哥嘛……喵……」759Please respect copyright.PENANAaiKDcnmmpn
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「嗯?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAfq4B5RUN8s
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一聲平淡的鼻音,是某醋桶大哥的危險訊號,偏偏小笨貓還沒意識過來,舉起兩隻肉球蹭蹭臉地繼續說:「對喵,他很厲害的,什麼角色都演得超好,唱歌又好聽,我買了好多他的專輯呢,喵啊!他連跳舞都超帥氣的。」759Please respect copyright.PENANAzwdglrbIQw
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又是唱歌又是演戲還有跳舞,個個都戳中某缺乏藝術細胞大哥的致命處,如果把剛那段話換成PVP招式的話,泰迪熊的頭上大概會連續炸出好幾個「-9999」的爆擊,復活池重生幾回都還沒死完吧。不過,聽他這麼一說,泰迪熊也總算確定先前的猜測了。759Please respect copyright.PENANAdgeONdT7Di
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喵哩喵啦說完一串,喵喵仙貝這才發現哥哥都沒回應,便疑惑地歪著小貓頭一看,「咪咦?哥怎麼臉黑黑的?不舒服嗎喵?」759Please respect copyright.PENANADge5GN44QY
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總算記得關心自己了?泰迪熊臉色稍緩地輕彈小貓鼻,「所以呢?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAGlO6JE4HXK
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「所以,如果豬頭登真的追到倫哥,倫哥又跟小琥姊是好朋友,那我們不是就……喵唔……那個什麼『親親又親』喵,這樣倫哥以後就不會又跑掉啦,然後再讓大叔勸他復出,說不定就可以……喵嘿嘿!」中英雜夾地說完,賊賊小喵眨了眨圓貓眼,笑得亂可愛一把,真讓人恨不得把他就地吃掉。759Please respect copyright.PENANAKQSnuVt40m
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「寶貝兒變回來。」759Please respect copyright.PENANAKHs0o5wGlL
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「喵喔。」759Please respect copyright.PENANApO5BRi22U9
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「碰」一聲恢復了人形,喵喵仙貝才要坐起身,也沒注意到自己的狀態,就忽被泰迪熊一個翻身壓下,隨即便見那張令他臉紅心跳的俊美臉龐在眼前放大。759Please respect copyright.PENANA872tYJFzL8
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「剛那句成語的正確說法是親上加親,這個才是親親又親。」759Please respect copyright.PENANA48qvlBOuI3
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「唔……」759Please respect copyright.PENANA6rsx6e6pJv
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滿棚旎情,羞得小傲嬌什麼都想不了,只能輕喘低吟不斷,任由哥哥對他「親親又親」得欲罷不能,直到幾聲呼喚由遠而至,他才驚得彈起身子,一頭撞開死活不罷手的人,手忙腳亂地要爬出去,「他、他、他、他們來……咦咿?嘔!」759Please respect copyright.PENANAwWRILztCKq
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泰迪熊幽怨地捏著鼻梁,正腹誹那群早晚不來偏挑這時出現的人時,就見寶貝兒突然趴倒乾嘔,便連忙緊張地將人抱回來檢查,「怎麼了?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAPWjUqyaEie
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「嗚咿——不、不要動……窩頭痛想吐……」759Please respect copyright.PENANA2k2v37kzaD
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頭痛想吐?想到先前的酒醉狀態,泰迪熊心一驚地往喵喵仙貝的狀態列一看——『宿醉狀態:剩18分鐘』759Please respect copyright.PENANAgMJNm59hIH
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「……」759Please respect copyright.PENANA9Y5Ba0WAas
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「嗚嗚嗚……嘔……」759Please respect copyright.PENANAHZrAnSz8pH
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所以說,原料不明的黑心偽食物真的不能亂吃啊!759Please respect copyright.PENANAC4Va08zWi9
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發現宿醉狀態對貓型態的影響力較小,喵喵仙貝只好變回小貓,任哥哥抱著他走出帳棚。其他人見他這模樣,自是又一頓嘲笑。759Please respect copyright.PENANAT4CbtFs71S
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唬爛情緒來得快去得也快,這會兒正看著塞倫和肉盾分享的截圖,毫不客氣地吐槽,「噗哈哈哈哈!你這個呆瓜!什麼都往嘴裡塞,你是口腔期不滿足喔?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAwp2AnWAIQr
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「哼哼……」終於撐過狀態倒數,喵喵仙貝跳下地化成人形,對唬爛做了個吐舌鬼臉後,舉起散發紅色光芒的法杖,「窩這叫有實驗精神!看,武器都進化惹。」759Please respect copyright.PENANAxmqXYw9XZA
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唬爛瞧了眼名字《被舔過的柺杖糖法杖》就忍不住賊笑回嘴:「是喔,舔了有變硬……」759Please respect copyright.PENANAolb9aBlvAv
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「凌・小・琥!」泰迪熊不等她說完,立即滿臉青筋地怒聲打斷,一手拉回喵喵仙貝免受這沒節操的腐女污染。759Please respect copyright.PENANA7gZBsCcuH8
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「氣質。」塞倫也無奈輕敲她的頭嘆道,這丫頭真是越大越嚴重。759Please respect copyright.PENANAwWxg0mdBFp
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「哈哈哈!小琥美人太有才啦!」肉盾拍手大笑,又對泰迪熊勸說:「泰別緊張嘛,小貝兒不小了,該懂這些了。」759Please respect copyright.PENANAtAnGqmDDwg
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泰迪熊二話不說地就朝爆炸頭一瞪,倒是喵喵仙貝一頭霧水地看看法杖,又呆然望向大家,「不是本來就很硬惹嗎?」759Please respect copyright.PENANADQ038qopx4
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「……」759Please respect copyright.PENANAKjU4sEv4Us
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「噗哧!」759Please respect copyright.PENANAfpIkFzIkTv
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「噗哈哈哈哈!」759Please respect copyright.PENANAx0IMhOvX45
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這下連塞倫都忍不住失笑了,這也太單純了吧?759Please respect copyright.PENANAx5KYRAKETB
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一行人笑鬧地來到西門跟罷課司機會合。一見那Cosplay成阿諾的中二NPC,他們翻了個大白眼,決定先來溝通團隊作戰模式。大體上沒什麼改變,血薄的法系職業站後頭,皮厚肉粗的兩位近戰系衝鋒陷陣,因為肉盾有仇恨加幅體質,所以唬爛的主要工作仍在儘速清敵,減輕肉盾的負擔,必要時充當備用坦。759Please respect copyright.PENANAbkWPPy6QA5
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「沒問題!老娘殺怪很快的,豬頭你就放心扛怪吧!」唬爛不費吹灰之力地隻手扛起鑲著血光紅玉的龍紋骨劍,也沒注意到自己用了中文語系才懂的遊戲術語。759Please respect copyright.PENANAeru3r7XAgH
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於是,某兩位初次聽到「扛怪」一詞的阿豆仔,紛紛高舉雙手往上一抬,「『扛』怪?」759Please respect copyright.PENANALcqt0efvkB
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「可是『扛』了怪,哥就沒有手打怪了啊?」肉盾煩惱了。759Please respect copyright.PENANAzrLVtzzjGF
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「啊!是不是要把怪『扛』起來往外丟呀?」喵喵仙貝覺得這個推理還挺合理的。759Please respect copyright.PENANAiIvsOaWW3X
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唬爛真心囧了,「有時我真的不知該說你們的中文是好是壞。」759Please respect copyright.PENANAyhpwyuwUX4
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「還是用飛的過去嗎?」見泰迪熊點頭,塞倫竟也沒多想地看向唬爛,「那你怎麼辦?」759Please respect copyright.PENANAsM3eYGbEHw
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敢情倫哥是要載那豬頭的意思了?唬爛瞥了眼肉盾的一臉理所當然,不禁心痛自己被男神見色忘友了,只好怒搬出新到手的飛行工具,臭屁囂張地說:「丹梅夫幫老娘跟矮人族凹到的,厲害吧?」759Please respect copyright.PENANASmqI5SJjbt
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「喔、喔、喔、喔——」759Please respect copyright.PENANAoOYbmCx1q9
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望著那台頂著大雞頭叫不停的《小號只升雞》,在場的男性們皆不禁感嘆了,腐女玩家跟腐女NPC的組合果真強大啊!759Please respect copyright.PENANANBXnCtzcSX
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後記:
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大致揭露了琥倫全三人的過去WWW759Please respect copyright.PENANAZpfNrw25bc
恭喜艾登跟小倫美人訂婚啦~(灑花(才沒有###759Please respect copyright.PENANACj7d0PiGfc
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下篇是副本打Boss,全程約一萬字,所以求問個意見,大家希望分成兩篇嗎?還是想要一口氣看完?(艸759Please respect copyright.PENANANjlMymArwG
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【下篇預告】《打Boss也外遇》:五人小組打Boss引發了場狗血外遇記?約一萬字,大概禮拜六早上發佈吧。759Please respect copyright.PENANAGySi3UALSn
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