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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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28. 邁向現實的第一步
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「嗚嗚嗚,老婆~」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAt8rAAx180H
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「好啦好啦……」1069Please respect copyright.PENANArtnIsB4TUi
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待酷刑一結束,飽受凌虐的肉盾立刻衝進塞倫懷裡求安慰,那副兒子找娘親哭訴的可憐樣,讓塞倫哭笑不得地輕拍爆炸頭,勉強算是給予關愛,雖然遠遠望去像在幫顆巨型花椰菜挑蟲。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAixkH5DCMoX
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此時,榮獲《最傳神暴力祭司》稱號的泰迪熊靠坐在牆邊回復體力,唬爛蹲在昏迷的鋼鐵魔蛙旁,不知在忙活什麼,而這問題等喵喵仙貝再上線時,便獲得解答了。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAGQMM1JRYQK
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「小琥姊在幹嘛啊?」喵喵仙貝歪頭打量被扭成麻花捲的鋼鐵魔蛙,只見對方已縮成二頭身大小,一身機甲殘破不堪,膚色仍墨綠暗沈,但胸前的黑星已然消失,看來是油盡燈枯了。1069Please respect copyright.PENANATZdduPRtH3
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「當然是……」唬爛咯咯腐笑地抬頭一望,臉皮頓顫地正色道:「在思考要如何處置這隻蛙。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAAfspFZDJGz
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「送去淨化。」出現在喵喵仙貝身後的泰迪熊,取出一個黑色壺囊,對鋼鐵魔蛙低念了句咒語,便把牠收了進去。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAK7Bpo8JMH2
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「哇!那是什麼啊?」好了傷疤就忘了痛,肉盾立刻拉著塞倫湊過來問道。1069Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZGxHyGTP6
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「小黑執事發的『吃門』任務啦,要用這個裝一些魔物回去餵小育哥。」喵喵仙貝代為回答。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAIihpaZub3C
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是「師門任務」吧,這貨的發音到底何時才能糾正過來啊?其他三人囧囧無語,但鑑於泰魔神剛發完飆,他們明智地決定還是默默吐槽就好。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAsgdFmKiiFG
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這時,系統叮地表示任務完成,罷課司機隨即跳進來邀請他們去收藏室挑選獎勵,還特別狗腿地對泰迪熊鞠著九十度的躬,大喊:「乾哥,請!」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAwqulq32vuL
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誰認你做乾弟了?雖明白對方只是以「泰迪熊餅乾」的最後一字作敬稱語,但聽來就是彆扭啊!他們深深吸口氣再緩緩吐出,冷靜冷靜,NPC再中二也千萬不能亂揍。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAbqoFs4lLag
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隨罷課司機來到收藏室,裡頭多是些神奇的特殊道具,研發科雙宅獨家製造,絕無僅有。1069Please respect copyright.PENANA2V6whhaiVR
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肉盾挑了個飛行系玩家可用的乘載座椅,可隨時調整位置和角度,以後塞倫帶人飛行就輕鬆多了。唬爛果斷選擇一條無限伸縮、堅韌不斷、可自動收回的細繩。望著她臉上詭譎不明的笑意,大家一致閉口不追問她打算拿來幹嘛。泰迪熊直接將選擇權交予喵喵仙貝,於是兄弟倆挑了食材收集機器人和無限空間料理儲藏包,可想見未來將有更豐富龐大的食糧庫。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAXpRClyhBrv
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塞倫看了半天,感覺每個道具都不錯,實在有些難選擇。他瞧了眼正跟泰迪熊講話的肉盾,想起這傢伙挑了飛行座椅就塞給他,自己卻因而什麼都沒拿到,不免覺得有些過不去。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAfjhqEXsItV
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正猶豫之間,塞倫瞥見一個狀似護腕的道具,造型極不起眼卻被仔細收在透明櫃裡,便好奇地問:「那是什麼?」1069Please respect copyright.PENANApvrPXKh9ZZ
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罷課司機一聽,就驕傲地鼻孔朝天噴氣,「顆顆,那可是老子的得意之作——《百變護腕》,可依使用者需求變幻適合該職業的武器或防具。素質依個人等級調整,雖比不上神奇葩裝,但也有超級奇葩的水準。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAp6lOGNQxIL
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超級奇葩也就是金裝,那已經算很好了呢。塞倫又往肉盾看了眼,「盾牌也變得出?」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAuWKiMjiYH9
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「你用的話當然不行,給騎士的話就沒問題!」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAVABho6baGQ
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「那就這個吧。」塞倫才從罷課司機手上接過《百變護腕》,手臂便被人戳了一下。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAwDlh5WQDEZ
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「倫哥好惹嗎?」喵喵仙貝好奇張望他手中的東西。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAEDTQVsVyTC
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「嗯,抱歉久等了。」以為是自己拖了時間,塞倫抱歉道。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAUVMOlZSY7h
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「不是啦,窩們來說悄悄話!」喵喵仙貝拉著他就往外跑,唬爛見狀喊了聲,喵喵仙貝回頭眨了眨眼,擺手說:「迷關係啦~」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAVVRXUoEMZf
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瞥見唬爛臉上的擔憂,塞倫便知這談話用意了。果然,待他們來到稍遠處的角落時,喵喵仙貝就開門見山說:「你是Seron,對吧?」1069Please respect copyright.PENANADpCsOtWb5w
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許久沒聽這名字,塞倫頓有恍如隔世之感,心想對方應是從小琥和阿全那聽說了,便點了頭。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAeN0Ul5GG9H
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「耶!第一次看到倫哥時,就覺得你長得超像Seron,連氣質都好像,但又不確定,後來在還我漂漂山莊聽你唱歌,就肯定惹。」喵喵仙貝揚著大大的燦笑,興奮地跳來晃去,「Seron唱歌的轉音很特別,窩一聽就認出來嚕。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAL2PZ15V0p8
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「你……」塞倫十分詫異,甚至有點反應不過來。事實上,他沒想過真有人還記得自己,甚至能認出他的歌聲,明明只是那麼一小段童歌,「你怎麼認得出?」1069Please respect copyright.PENANANqWWNNSsbx
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「以前就常看你的作品嘛,大叔說除了多練習外,還要觀摩前輩的表演才能進步呀,窩看惹好多喔,有……」喵喵仙貝像個遇見偶像的粉絲,嘰哩呱啦地說了一長串,才想起自己還沒表明身份,便又趕緊補充:「啊對,忘惹說,窩其實是……」1069Please respect copyright.PENANA6S9GbF9ir2
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「你是拉貝爾。我一時好奇查了那首防曬霜廣告,你……」塞倫淡笑接道,又斟酌著詞語,「很有特色。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAy3iEfUW9kt
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喵喵仙貝聽了也不覺什麼,反而自豪地挺起小胸膛賊笑,「嘿嘿!窩的帥氣連幼齡化也遮不住惹!」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAsjl5DYn6mZ
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「哈!」塞倫忍不住笑了,小傢伙的自信倒跟肉盾挺像,搞不好正是從小被潛移默化吧。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAFzEwuegVKY
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「唔,我有找大叔問你的事……啊,大叔就是全叔啦!」忽然斂起調皮的神情,喵喵仙貝認真注視塞倫的雙眼,竟連發音都標準了起來,「大叔沒說很多,只大概講了你離開的原因,還有他是去年陪我去巴黎時找到你,然後跟你一起回來的。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANA7gjD8ITzvf
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喵喵仙貝的眼睛非常漂亮澄澈,澄澈得令塞倫在這注視下,思緒忽地全然放空,讓他不知該回什麼。半晌後,他才脫口說出卡在心底的事,也不知為何要提,「他們沒跟我提過你。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAW6BXQmq61Z
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「是指當藝人的事嗎?」喵喵仙貝撓了撓臉,偏頭睜大眼問:「倫哥很在意他們沒告訴你嗎?是因為我接替你的位子?還是有什麼別的原因呀?」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAqymJKKO3B0
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這一回,塞倫徹底愣了,彷彿有什麼被戳中般,令深埋心底的某個聲音差點破蛹而出。到底他在意的是什麼?為何連開口詢問的勇氣都沒有?他想要……他想要的是……是什麼?1069Please respect copyright.PENANA8CDpfMy2Ck
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正當他茫然無緒之際,話鋒竟又一轉,喵喵仙貝恢復賊八卦的狡笑,絲毫不見先前那似看透人心的澄淨,「倫哥對豬豬頭是捨摸感覺啊?你們發展到捨摸地步啊?聽說你們親親惹耶~真的嗎?真的嗎?」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAKZpRuY540K
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突然的轉變讓塞倫啞口無言,再對上小貓妖閃閃發光的狗仔眼,才無奈失笑道:「遊戲歸遊戲,我又不是年輕小伙了,怎會沈迷這種虛擬關係?」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAJC6SAmsKip
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「鼻這麼說嘛~」喵喵仙貝滿臉稚氣地嘟起嘴,抱不平道:「其實豬頭登對感情很認真的,每次談戀愛都超專一,倫哥真的可以考慮他唷,雖然他很騷包、很自戀、很呆腦、很煩人……」1069Please respect copyright.PENANA9BtbpLGgwo
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真是一點說服力都沒有啊!
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任務結束後,泰迪熊就抱著喵喵仙貝去兩人世界,臨走前還瞪了眼肉盾,讓肉盾再次巴著塞倫求撫慰受驚心靈。唬爛見著,幾次欲言又止,最後在丈夫的催促下登出遊戲休息。
從那天起,只要有肉盾在,就沒放閃兄弟組,理由是——弟控大哥還在不爽寶貝兒被吃豆腐,即便那只是場不太美麗的意外。肉盾的上線時數也不得不變少了,誰讓他是給人打工的職員呢?泰大總裁公報私仇毫不手軟,在現實裡加重艾登工作量不說,上了線還把肉盾當跑腿的使喚,列出長串食材清單要他收集完寄過去,簡直比資源回收還利用徹底。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAtmRd9guJ6w
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儘管如此,肉盾仍每天早起上線陪塞倫,以致於每逢加班日當晚,他都會一身疲態地出現。1069Please respect copyright.PENANA1MsJLJmeYN
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「你還是去睡吧,別硬撐。」見爆炸頭又一個不查跌得狗吃屎,塞倫忍不住戳著他冒起腫包的額頭,「累成這樣就別上線,反正我只是在採集而已。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAsGxApP3G1l
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《奧普斯》為顧及玩家的健康安全,舉凡玩家在生理上出現過勞或不適狀態,系統便會隨之反應在遊戲中,比如:大幅降低體力與飽食度,各數值被加重調低,經驗值等也大打折扣,更甚者連NPC都予以冷漠態度,迫使玩家儘速下線休息。因此,肉盾才會連連出槌。1069Please respect copyright.PENANA82xtZS2e83
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「我想陪老婆嘛。」肉盾病厭厭地靠在塞倫身上蹭。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAdigPqJBghO
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雖不太認同,但這理由聽來還是挺讓人心房一暖的。塞倫無奈捏著他的後領丟上驢車,自己也坐了上去,肉盾便順勢側倒在他腿上,喜孜孜地心想小倫嘴巴嫌歸嫌,心卻軟得很。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAjpdqkqwyUJ
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果然,塞倫不僅沒推開他,還順手取下小蝠放好,省著這小東西一不小心滾落痛醒又要咬人。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAYsJ39t7U0l
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「現實裡也不過幾個小時而已。」塞倫沒說的是,他也減少了上線時數。不知為何,以前自己一人在奧普斯裡隨處走逛也不覺什麼,如今幾個人不在就罷,連肉盾都少上了,他就忽然覺得沒勁,索性下線等時間還比較快。1069Please respect copyright.PENANARDevGmLuoQ
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「幾小時也好久。」肉盾翻了個身仰躺,對上塞倫的視線,「真想隨時跟小倫說到話。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANA3QkLeChOox
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「你當我就想隨時被你吵嗎?」塞倫想都沒想地吐槽道。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAsOOWmZeHPK
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「嗚嗚嗚~老婆~」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAWVaV5JEh3r
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「其實不吵的,傳文字訊息真的不吵!」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAmw1buTZJj4
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「小倫老……哈啊……呼……」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAes1nfoFr4a
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老你個頭!看肉盾打了個醜到極點的大呵欠,塞倫便沒好氣地推開他,「去睡。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAv9ZEZ23dEv
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「再聊一會嘛,老……呼……婆……」又是一個呵欠,代表系統已偵測到肉盾的體能極限,不停暗示他該下線了。他甩了甩頭讓自己清醒點,「我保證不在小倫休息時間吵。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANA9XDT6pqIZa
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休息時間外就吵不停是吧?塞倫無奈地瞥去一眼,但見這豬頭累到連小強觸角都頹軟垂掛在耳側,便不禁心一軟,道:「加APP好友吧,要是太煩,我就取消。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANA1HsoezKCxS
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為了讓玩家便於分類好友名單又顧及隱私性,《奧普斯》的加好友分兩種方式:一種是一般的遊戲內加好友,另一種則是手機APP加好友。前者是方便網友們一起任務,只限在遊戲裡聯繫;後者則不論玩家是否在線上,皆可通過APP互相傳訊,塞倫與唬爛即是如此。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAw9k2b83WKV
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「耶!老婆我愛你……唉呀!」肉盾立刻歡喜地撲過去親了一口,自是迎來一記巴頭。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAggEQIbpUgn
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「你少得寸進尺!」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAS0sWrsyrbL
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「好嘛好嘛。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANA12mMMCacCE
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加了彼此APP好友後,肉盾這才歡天喜地下線睡覺。於是乎,席倫就這麼被艾登從虛擬世界糾纏到了現實世界,天天照三餐、下午茶、宵夜地收到艾登傳訊,煩得他每次都威脅要刪好友,卻沒有一次真的做到。1069Please respect copyright.PENANA2MWWBc5Anc
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在未來的日子裡,席倫時常在思考一個問題——他當初到底是怎麼被豬頭登纏習慣的?難道真是打不死的小強星人最無敵嗎?1069Please respect copyright.PENANAG3PlJKGqiR
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『肉盾阿弗羅:老婆早安!早餐吃了嗎?OvO//』1069Please respect copyright.PENANALrvUPG7USd
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才從廚房出來就收到艾登準時的來訊,席倫打開手機鏡頭拍下剛做好的火腿煎蛋三明治傳過去,沒多久便收到一連串讚美的回覆。他沒好氣地將手機擺一邊,等對方發完神經再一起回覆。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAAEJ2rQOHHC
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他慢條斯理地咬著早餐,邊登上《奧普斯》論壇瀏覽最新動態,看別人的哭哭文當樂子笑一笑,順便調查晚些要採集的地點以規劃路線。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAr0tOSUYHdn
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關於拍餐點的習慣,要從兩人加了APP好友後第三天說起,起因便是艾登的一句問話——1069Please respect copyright.PENANAGW89AEpaWk
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『肉盾阿弗羅:老婆晚餐吃什麼啊?』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAct0J6UFs2d
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正在撈泡麵的手頓了下,他隨手回了個『麵』字,就繼續埋頭呼嚕吸著稍硬的麵條,卻差點被下一道來訊嗆到。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAnXBuErV3hQ
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『肉盾阿弗羅:什麼麵呀?好吃嗎?』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAZUPZdWGQpE
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「……」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAjIirdtRFzJ
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『塞倫:你是被貝兒附身了嗎?』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAooAgSn7SC5
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由於這些人都互稱本名,只有他一人叫網名也頗怪,便也跟著如此稱呼了。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAcuMn8kgMRD
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『肉盾阿弗羅:其實是哥想吃小倫老婆煮的麵嘛~』1069Please respect copyright.PENANA2r3Z5xqz7m
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『肉盾阿弗羅:拍個照看看?』1069Please respect copyright.PENANATtirl1jiRg
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望著上一句語尾附加的害羞動圖,他再次無語了好一會。1069Please respect copyright.PENANA0lzkqynElt
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『塞倫:關拍照什麼事?反正你吃不到。』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAAMJcMpla4Y
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『肉盾阿弗羅:看著解饞也好呀。』1069Please respect copyright.PENANA5dqhQNwqt0
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『塞倫:……』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAg9HdefkO6e
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『肉盾阿弗羅:好嘛好嘛~』1069Please respect copyright.PENANA2znrj8bPSr
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『肉盾阿弗羅:老婆~』1069Please respect copyright.PENANA9kOfQqNE7D
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他瞪著在保麗龍碗裡浮沈的捲麵條和少得可憐的脫水蔬菜,怎麼看都不像是親自下廚煮的湯麵,就這樣拍過去肯定又要被囉唆了……唉,到底他為何老是遇到話嘮型的男人呢?1069Please respect copyright.PENANATOCe9fLj95
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見手機那一頭的人仍不斷哀求,甚至還學貝兒傳大眼水汪汪的動圖賣萌,差點沒噁心死他。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAMyO8M6GEFr
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無奈碎念地走進廚房查看,櫥櫃裡空空如也,冰箱裡也只有半盒蛋、一把蔥、兩顆蕃茄,這還是汪一全前幾天來家裡煮飯剩下的。聽外頭手機APP仍響不停,他便乾脆就地取材,隨便炒個蕃茄蛋充數了。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAlJDto7xhL7
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『肉盾阿弗羅:看起來好好吃啊!!!*q*』1069Please respect copyright.PENANA8Iwpay07NM
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『肉盾阿弗羅:麵呢?』1069Please respect copyright.PENANANI1pycrcxO
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『塞倫:早吃完了。』1069Please respect copyright.PENANALasxiYiRoT
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『肉盾阿弗羅:喔!我老婆的手藝真好~~』1069Please respect copyright.PENANATDiteSZCZW
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又是一個流口水的動圖,他忍不住低聲笑罵了句:「傻子。」1069Please respect copyright.PENANAY1F2LWOaMQ
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半晌,他瞪著眼前熱騰騰的蕃茄蛋,忽然想起一件事——他幹嘛那麼聽豬頭的話啊?1069Please respect copyright.PENANABRPf4b3S3H
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從那天起,這仿似吃飯要上臉書打卡的習慣,就如惡咒般一直延續下去了。更可怕的是,艾登煩死人不償命的百般叮嚀,還像病毒一樣擴散到其他事上,就好比現在。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAYSwHV78Bt3
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『肉盾阿弗羅:老婆,我查氣象今天台北會下大雨,要記得關窗,出門要帶傘……』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAJQuDFn625D
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下雨正好,小琥就沒藉口拉他出門了。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAYOHy7ALpKk
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抱著小竊喜的心情回了句『知道了』後,他就端著盤子回廚房收拾殘局。人一旦動手做了點事,便不自覺越做越多。本來只是稍微清一下廚房,擦著擦著就不自覺地擦起其他地方,理了廚房就順手打理飯廳、客廳、房間、廁所……等回過神,才驚覺他已不小心將家裡都整了遍,也才知道自己先前懶散了多久。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAK1j1Aouf73
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這豬頭登真是病毒,隔了大西洋都能感染到這來!1069Please respect copyright.PENANAxXxBQh22Jb
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說不清這是什麼滋味,也不想去思考,他伸著懶腰回到房間,才見APP多了條『是否接收檔案』的通知,便丟回一個問號。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAZe5aCpMagC
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『肉盾阿弗羅:哥的帥照!』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAw7yrlFv6gR
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見狀,他果斷按下『拒絕』將檔案退了回去。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAaKO5KOVXsd
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『肉盾阿弗羅:為什麼不收呀?老婆看看你老公多帥嘛~』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAZNutwfmOtZ
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望著又是一串耍賴賣萌的問話與動圖,他遲疑了快有三分鐘才回覆。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAJ37cU38AiS
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『塞倫:遊戲裡就算了,我不想在現實裡也被那顆頭笑死。』1069Please respect copyright.PENANAVoYbY1DB3M
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這樣說,就應該不會再傳了吧?1069Please respect copyright.PENANAMpCFHYp9Lv
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見對方果然回傳哭哭表符,沒再要求他看照片,席倫輕吁地放下手機,目光在恢復黯淡的螢幕上滑過自己醜陋的倒影,便立即皺眉翻過手機。他什麼都不願再多想,直接一頭栽進遊戲裡,那裡有不同的人生等著他。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAkex6HPjoVX
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『肉盾阿弗羅:嗚嗚嗚~小倫老婆~qwq』1069Please respect copyright.PENANATybIRLAnrJ
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傳完訊息後,艾登抓了抓俐落的短髮,靠在電梯牆上失落嘆氣,唉!還是太急了嗎?對吼,小貝兒說小倫比較纖細,要慢慢來,嗯,不急不急,別嚇跑哥好不容易找到的老婆哪!1069Please respect copyright.PENANAJKEDczUuAp
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自我精神喊話一番後,他恢復健氣的陽光笑容,打量側邊鏡中豐神俊朗的臉,摸著下巴自信滿滿地心想,哥這麼帥,迷倒小倫老婆肯定沒問題啦!艾登・蒙達菲,加油啊!1069Please respect copyright.PENANAn9VvQmoG8n
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《上半部 完》1069Please respect copyright.PENANAP5zFskqtD2
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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後記:
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總算往三次元發展了……OTZ1069Please respect copyright.PENANAk6GfgNnveq
對,現在才上半部QWQ(太會拖#1069Please respect copyright.PENANAI0hdCfV1u8
接下來系統要大更新啦~1069Please respect copyright.PENANAuO9bqRWWkd
語音頻道對話啥的,貝貝不用那麼辛苦一直打錯字了WWWW1069Please respect copyright.PENANAqO5l7BKZC4
二、三次元的主線都要跟進囉!1069Please respect copyright.PENANApmwMfDwQfN
這也表示將有更多特殊NPC出場唷~AWA(#1069Please respect copyright.PENANAX1VE8ng6Gs
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【下篇預告】《奸情的終極奧義》:完成愛神任務,艾登的奸情奧意觸動小倫內心。字數約三、四千字,大概禮拜五早上發吧。1069Please respect copyright.PENANAFlkQ8x33sy
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★【凌家動物園系列】
1.花心豹吃兔計畫 — 付墨X凌小兔 (作品名:小兔不吃回頭草)1069Please respect copyright.PENANArcOaufJ18O
2.大貓小貓相親記 — 泰特斯X拉貝爾 (作品名:恃寵而傲嬌)1069Please respect copyright.PENANACLZBAEkKoy
3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 (作品名:爆炸頭不要來)1069Please respect copyright.PENANAVmW2e5fSM0
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歡迎追蹤噗浪和FB粉絲頁>////<1069Please respect copyright.PENANAqLNA1gHQWm
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噗浪:http://www.plurk.com/sakuhyde1069Please respect copyright.PENANAHhWH7XBPlk
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 03.01.2016
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