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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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28. 邁向現實的第一步
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「嗚嗚嗚，老婆～」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWB2AWXxtk
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「好啦好啦……」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJsK0OWwJ6c
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待酷刑一結束，飽受凌虐的肉盾立刻衝進塞倫懷裡求安慰，那副兒子找娘親哭訴的可憐樣，讓塞倫哭笑不得地輕拍爆炸頭，勉強算是給予關愛，雖然遠遠望去像在幫顆巨型花椰菜挑蟲。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR28EZrJXBR
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此時，榮獲《最傳神暴力祭司》稱號的泰迪熊靠坐在牆邊回復體力，唬爛蹲在昏迷的鋼鐵魔蛙旁，不知在忙活什麼，而這問題等喵喵仙貝再上線時，便獲得解答了。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFsaQfrjKp
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「小琥姊在幹嘛啊？」喵喵仙貝歪頭打量被扭成麻花捲的鋼鐵魔蛙，只見對方已縮成二頭身大小，一身機甲殘破不堪，膚色仍墨綠暗沈，但胸前的黑星已然消失，看來是油盡燈枯了。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOMOs4PZYP
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「當然是……」唬爛咯咯腐笑地抬頭一望，臉皮頓顫地正色道：「在思考要如何處置這隻蛙。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbj8n0yhXHQ
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「送去淨化。」出現在喵喵仙貝身後的泰迪熊，取出一個黑色壺囊，對鋼鐵魔蛙低念了句咒語，便把牠收了進去。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBUkLqUPRYJ
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「哇！那是什麼啊？」好了傷疤就忘了痛，肉盾立刻拉著塞倫湊過來問道。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwlY0BGGDCz
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「小黑執事發的『吃門』任務啦，要用這個裝一些魔物回去餵小育哥。」喵喵仙貝代為回答。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0F6LyUjc5b
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是「師門任務」吧，這貨的發音到底何時才能糾正過來啊？其他三人囧囧無語，但鑑於泰魔神剛發完飆，他們明智地決定還是默默吐槽就好。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGOSUI5NzuK
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這時，系統叮地表示任務完成，罷課司機隨即跳進來邀請他們去收藏室挑選獎勵，還特別狗腿地對泰迪熊鞠著九十度的躬，大喊：「乾哥，請！」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlRIzkAvqy
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誰認你做乾弟了？雖明白對方只是以「泰迪熊餅乾」的最後一字作敬稱語，但聽來就是彆扭啊！他們深深吸口氣再緩緩吐出，冷靜冷靜，NPC再中二也千萬不能亂揍。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLlGVScz4vy
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隨罷課司機來到收藏室，裡頭多是些神奇的特殊道具，研發科雙宅獨家製造，絕無僅有。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4ZucmSQO6
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肉盾挑了個飛行系玩家可用的乘載座椅，可隨時調整位置和角度，以後塞倫帶人飛行就輕鬆多了。唬爛果斷選擇一條無限伸縮、堅韌不斷、可自動收回的細繩。望著她臉上詭譎不明的笑意，大家一致閉口不追問她打算拿來幹嘛。泰迪熊直接將選擇權交予喵喵仙貝，於是兄弟倆挑了食材收集機器人和無限空間料理儲藏包，可想見未來將有更豐富龐大的食糧庫。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡchMwH7JziS
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塞倫看了半天，感覺每個道具都不錯，實在有些難選擇。他瞧了眼正跟泰迪熊講話的肉盾，想起這傢伙挑了飛行座椅就塞給他，自己卻因而什麼都沒拿到，不免覺得有些過不去。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQlRWvJaELV
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正猶豫之間，塞倫瞥見一個狀似護腕的道具，造型極不起眼卻被仔細收在透明櫃裡，便好奇地問：「那是什麼？」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27WlF8yX1h
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罷課司機一聽，就驕傲地鼻孔朝天噴氣，「顆顆，那可是老子的得意之作——《百變護腕》，可依使用者需求變幻適合該職業的武器或防具。素質依個人等級調整，雖比不上神奇葩裝，但也有超級奇葩的水準。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsOx6XtH2xd
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超級奇葩也就是金裝，那已經算很好了呢。塞倫又往肉盾看了眼，「盾牌也變得出？」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdkawGKzAAt
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「你用的話當然不行，給騎士的話就沒問題！」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeVmcnNRbp
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「那就這個吧。」塞倫才從罷課司機手上接過《百變護腕》，手臂便被人戳了一下。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxxhGImrkxP
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「倫哥好惹嗎？」喵喵仙貝好奇張望他手中的東西。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOAopx6R3al
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「嗯，抱歉久等了。」以為是自己拖了時間，塞倫抱歉道。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡChzaiJDq0f
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「不是啦，窩們來說悄悄話！」喵喵仙貝拉著他就往外跑，唬爛見狀喊了聲，喵喵仙貝回頭眨了眨眼，擺手說：「迷關係啦～」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYbHfoTZUa0
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瞥見唬爛臉上的擔憂，塞倫便知這談話用意了。果然，待他們來到稍遠處的角落時，喵喵仙貝就開門見山說：「你是Seron，對吧？」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSR5uhFmPt
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許久沒聽這名字，塞倫頓有恍如隔世之感，心想對方應是從小琥和阿全那聽說了，便點了頭。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPpV3T0IRVi
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「耶！第一次看到倫哥時，就覺得你長得超像Seron，連氣質都好像，但又不確定，後來在還我漂漂山莊聽你唱歌，就肯定惹。」喵喵仙貝揚著大大的燦笑，興奮地跳來晃去，「Seron唱歌的轉音很特別，窩一聽就認出來嚕。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeJN6RGjVFK
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「你……」塞倫十分詫異，甚至有點反應不過來。事實上，他沒想過真有人還記得自己，甚至能認出他的歌聲，明明只是那麼一小段童歌，「你怎麼認得出？」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq3YcpMv42d
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「以前就常看你的作品嘛，大叔說除了多練習外，還要觀摩前輩的表演才能進步呀，窩看惹好多喔，有……」喵喵仙貝像個遇見偶像的粉絲，嘰哩呱啦地說了一長串，才想起自己還沒表明身份，便又趕緊補充：「啊對，忘惹說，窩其實是……」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFQ6VV84dV
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「你是拉貝爾。我一時好奇查了那首防曬霜廣告，你……」塞倫淡笑接道，又斟酌著詞語，「很有特色。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4i5psKDQf6
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喵喵仙貝聽了也不覺什麼，反而自豪地挺起小胸膛賊笑，「嘿嘿！窩的帥氣連幼齡化也遮不住惹！」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiRPyKdsrAQ
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「哈！」塞倫忍不住笑了，小傢伙的自信倒跟肉盾挺像，搞不好正是從小被潛移默化吧。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVLvOFDs1QW
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「唔，我有找大叔問你的事……啊，大叔就是全叔啦！」忽然斂起調皮的神情，喵喵仙貝認真注視塞倫的雙眼，竟連發音都標準了起來，「大叔沒說很多，只大概講了你離開的原因，還有他是去年陪我去巴黎時找到你，然後跟你一起回來的。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDUROswYUpA
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喵喵仙貝的眼睛非常漂亮澄澈，澄澈得令塞倫在這注視下，思緒忽地全然放空，讓他不知該回什麼。半晌後，他才脫口說出卡在心底的事，也不知為何要提，「他們沒跟我提過你。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbUMZjvw1hV
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「是指當藝人的事嗎？」喵喵仙貝撓了撓臉，偏頭睜大眼問：「倫哥很在意他們沒告訴你嗎？是因為我接替你的位子？還是有什麼別的原因呀？」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡou5FROACEh
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這一回，塞倫徹底愣了，彷彿有什麼被戳中般，令深埋心底的某個聲音差點破蛹而出。到底他在意的是什麼？為何連開口詢問的勇氣都沒有？他想要……他想要的是……是什麼？1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt4X0rBGH16
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正當他茫然無緒之際，話鋒竟又一轉，喵喵仙貝恢復賊八卦的狡笑，絲毫不見先前那似看透人心的澄淨，「倫哥對豬豬頭是捨摸感覺啊？你們發展到捨摸地步啊？聽說你們親親惹耶～真的嗎？真的嗎？」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpgFN4JKyJ2
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突然的轉變讓塞倫啞口無言，再對上小貓妖閃閃發光的狗仔眼，才無奈失笑道：「遊戲歸遊戲，我又不是年輕小伙了，怎會沈迷這種虛擬關係？」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbbivbnNYur
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「鼻這麼說嘛～」喵喵仙貝滿臉稚氣地嘟起嘴，抱不平道：「其實豬頭登對感情很認真的，每次談戀愛都超專一，倫哥真的可以考慮他唷，雖然他很騷包、很自戀、很呆腦、很煩人……」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcFYIuPXivV
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真是一點說服力都沒有啊！
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任務結束後，泰迪熊就抱著喵喵仙貝去兩人世界，臨走前還瞪了眼肉盾，讓肉盾再次巴著塞倫求撫慰受驚心靈。唬爛見著，幾次欲言又止，最後在丈夫的催促下登出遊戲休息。
從那天起，只要有肉盾在，就沒放閃兄弟組，理由是——弟控大哥還在不爽寶貝兒被吃豆腐，即便那只是場不太美麗的意外。肉盾的上線時數也不得不變少了，誰讓他是給人打工的職員呢？泰大總裁公報私仇毫不手軟，在現實裡加重艾登工作量不說，上了線還把肉盾當跑腿的使喚，列出長串食材清單要他收集完寄過去，簡直比資源回收還利用徹底。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpPtHCd1DJe
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儘管如此，肉盾仍每天早起上線陪塞倫，以致於每逢加班日當晚，他都會一身疲態地出現。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwFoBuraBpe
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「你還是去睡吧，別硬撐。」見爆炸頭又一個不查跌得狗吃屎，塞倫忍不住戳著他冒起腫包的額頭，「累成這樣就別上線，反正我只是在採集而已。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNqVmomBBc5
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《奧普斯》為顧及玩家的健康安全，舉凡玩家在生理上出現過勞或不適狀態，系統便會隨之反應在遊戲中，比如：大幅降低體力與飽食度，各數值被加重調低，經驗值等也大打折扣，更甚者連NPC都予以冷漠態度，迫使玩家儘速下線休息。因此，肉盾才會連連出槌。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc2egjNS5Rt
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「我想陪老婆嘛。」肉盾病厭厭地靠在塞倫身上蹭。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHWa85zZrr4
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雖不太認同，但這理由聽來還是挺讓人心房一暖的。塞倫無奈捏著他的後領丟上驢車，自己也坐了上去，肉盾便順勢側倒在他腿上，喜孜孜地心想小倫嘴巴嫌歸嫌，心卻軟得很。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgLL5LVB626
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果然，塞倫不僅沒推開他，還順手取下小蝠放好，省著這小東西一不小心滾落痛醒又要咬人。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJ0MRCP03x
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「現實裡也不過幾個小時而已。」塞倫沒說的是，他也減少了上線時數。不知為何，以前自己一人在奧普斯裡隨處走逛也不覺什麼，如今幾個人不在就罷，連肉盾都少上了，他就忽然覺得沒勁，索性下線等時間還比較快。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkhCMkLcRok
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「幾小時也好久。」肉盾翻了個身仰躺，對上塞倫的視線，「真想隨時跟小倫說到話。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyYyEmjSOPs
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「你當我就想隨時被你吵嗎？」塞倫想都沒想地吐槽道。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv7J2tVy2se
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「嗚嗚嗚～老婆～」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkXgrCmOWXO
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「其實不吵的，傳文字訊息真的不吵！」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWMbf4b4BF
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「……」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSyjv9PhsR2
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「小倫老……哈啊……呼……」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuThOJuKPC
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老你個頭！看肉盾打了個醜到極點的大呵欠，塞倫便沒好氣地推開他，「去睡。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Jlsr7CnsV
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4dAdTM9cX1
「再聊一會嘛，老……呼……婆……」又是一個呵欠，代表系統已偵測到肉盾的體能極限，不停暗示他該下線了。他甩了甩頭讓自己清醒點，「我保證不在小倫休息時間吵。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfQgtAnnCwA
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休息時間外就吵不停是吧？塞倫無奈地瞥去一眼，但見這豬頭累到連小強觸角都頹軟垂掛在耳側，便不禁心一軟，道：「加APP好友吧，要是太煩，我就取消。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBzsddom6Ma
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3iSvDI9GlM
為了讓玩家便於分類好友名單又顧及隱私性，《奧普斯》的加好友分兩種方式：一種是一般的遊戲內加好友，另一種則是手機APP加好友。前者是方便網友們一起任務，只限在遊戲裡聯繫；後者則不論玩家是否在線上，皆可通過APP互相傳訊，塞倫與唬爛即是如此。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoMCjk2Z9Mj
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「耶！老婆我愛你……唉呀！」肉盾立刻歡喜地撲過去親了一口，自是迎來一記巴頭。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgklbacsofy
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「你少得寸進尺！」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi95jf6DAJ1
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「好嘛好嘛。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndzoI4Bzo5
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加了彼此APP好友後，肉盾這才歡天喜地下線睡覺。於是乎，席倫就這麼被艾登從虛擬世界糾纏到了現實世界，天天照三餐、下午茶、宵夜地收到艾登傳訊，煩得他每次都威脅要刪好友，卻沒有一次真的做到。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ78pFY3JAhK
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在未來的日子裡，席倫時常在思考一個問題——他當初到底是怎麼被豬頭登纏習慣的？難道真是打不死的小強星人最無敵嗎？1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAS6lqIpgHF
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『肉盾阿弗羅：老婆早安！早餐吃了嗎？OvO//』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF6uPChp1RM
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvI5TdNH40M
才從廚房出來就收到艾登準時的來訊，席倫打開手機鏡頭拍下剛做好的火腿煎蛋三明治傳過去，沒多久便收到一連串讚美的回覆。他沒好氣地將手機擺一邊，等對方發完神經再一起回覆。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5qL7tm8MHT
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他慢條斯理地咬著早餐，邊登上《奧普斯》論壇瀏覽最新動態，看別人的哭哭文當樂子笑一笑，順便調查晚些要採集的地點以規劃路線。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1J49VS8Bb
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQXMX5zIDHT
關於拍餐點的習慣，要從兩人加了APP好友後第三天說起，起因便是艾登的一句問話——1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLOXDC26N9W
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『肉盾阿弗羅：老婆晚餐吃什麼啊？』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9y0gifWkNr
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正在撈泡麵的手頓了下，他隨手回了個『麵』字，就繼續埋頭呼嚕吸著稍硬的麵條，卻差點被下一道來訊嗆到。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd3NA0gWOKC
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『肉盾阿弗羅：什麼麵呀？好吃嗎？』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWZ2Ut2Y3f
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「……」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡak5RNkZEoN
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『塞倫：你是被貝兒附身了嗎？』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKEuP2vNOtd
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由於這些人都互稱本名，只有他一人叫網名也頗怪，便也跟著如此稱呼了。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoqFURHwE79
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『肉盾阿弗羅：其實是哥想吃小倫老婆煮的麵嘛～』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPNI7LvFpch
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『肉盾阿弗羅：拍個照看看？』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu4z5cSPG0B
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望著上一句語尾附加的害羞動圖，他再次無語了好一會。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4MX7CCvvA
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『塞倫：關拍照什麼事？反正你吃不到。』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwys78Hm2B
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『肉盾阿弗羅：看著解饞也好呀。』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNl1yfSG6h
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『塞倫：……』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY72K3WZrq0
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『肉盾阿弗羅：好嘛好嘛～』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoP8AMjDcEh
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『肉盾阿弗羅：老婆～』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2guYUJ8jU0
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他瞪著在保麗龍碗裡浮沈的捲麵條和少得可憐的脫水蔬菜，怎麼看都不像是親自下廚煮的湯麵，就這樣拍過去肯定又要被囉唆了……唉，到底他為何老是遇到話嘮型的男人呢？1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVYQSxBYPmW
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見手機那一頭的人仍不斷哀求，甚至還學貝兒傳大眼水汪汪的動圖賣萌，差點沒噁心死他。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa4d6TzzDoT
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfMZIs8og3i
無奈碎念地走進廚房查看，櫥櫃裡空空如也，冰箱裡也只有半盒蛋、一把蔥、兩顆蕃茄，這還是汪一全前幾天來家裡煮飯剩下的。聽外頭手機APP仍響不停，他便乾脆就地取材，隨便炒個蕃茄蛋充數了。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg0q4EWYuW
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『肉盾阿弗羅：看起來好好吃啊！！！*q*』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudXgSjMRoB
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『肉盾阿弗羅：麵呢？』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ZHqItBA6P
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『塞倫：早吃完了。』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLxXUqcSb1K
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『肉盾阿弗羅：喔！我老婆的手藝真好～～』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7f1JGAyeLI
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又是一個流口水的動圖，他忍不住低聲笑罵了句：「傻子。」1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJTNJDN5Ie
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半晌，他瞪著眼前熱騰騰的蕃茄蛋，忽然想起一件事——他幹嘛那麼聽豬頭的話啊？1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKexPe4rQX9
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNQXsGl4CmZ
從那天起，這仿似吃飯要上臉書打卡的習慣，就如惡咒般一直延續下去了。更可怕的是，艾登煩死人不償命的百般叮嚀，還像病毒一樣擴散到其他事上，就好比現在。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1l2BVpoWAY
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『肉盾阿弗羅：老婆，我查氣象今天台北會下大雨，要記得關窗，出門要帶傘……』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmGuUQ4b77E
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下雨正好，小琥就沒藉口拉他出門了。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZUdVvh7KhM
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抱著小竊喜的心情回了句『知道了』後，他就端著盤子回廚房收拾殘局。人一旦動手做了點事，便不自覺越做越多。本來只是稍微清一下廚房，擦著擦著就不自覺地擦起其他地方，理了廚房就順手打理飯廳、客廳、房間、廁所……等回過神，才驚覺他已不小心將家裡都整了遍，也才知道自己先前懶散了多久。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD7zZca7CrG
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這豬頭登真是病毒，隔了大西洋都能感染到這來！1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFfgPsnSQKS
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說不清這是什麼滋味，也不想去思考，他伸著懶腰回到房間，才見APP多了條『是否接收檔案』的通知，便丟回一個問號。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6JRJ1LnA6O
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8Ne4zhQnk
『肉盾阿弗羅：哥的帥照！』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlNw4raA4m6
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見狀，他果斷按下『拒絕』將檔案退了回去。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3x1CP2C2Yv
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU4zPlc3oQW
『肉盾阿弗羅：為什麼不收呀？老婆看看你老公多帥嘛～』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnhCkU45GCX
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望著又是一串耍賴賣萌的問話與動圖，他遲疑了快有三分鐘才回覆。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCNIdDaQm4C
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『塞倫：遊戲裡就算了，我不想在現實裡也被那顆頭笑死。』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpb0HaJ8PIa
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這樣說，就應該不會再傳了吧？1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7RrUZMzIv1
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見對方果然回傳哭哭表符，沒再要求他看照片，席倫輕吁地放下手機，目光在恢復黯淡的螢幕上滑過自己醜陋的倒影，便立即皺眉翻過手機。他什麼都不願再多想，直接一頭栽進遊戲裡，那裡有不同的人生等著他。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvhD693LQYe
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQHW0I40pJu
1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPPcAiAipXd
『肉盾阿弗羅：嗚嗚嗚～小倫老婆～qwq』1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwby2mtkSvK
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傳完訊息後，艾登抓了抓俐落的短髮，靠在電梯牆上失落嘆氣，唉！還是太急了嗎？對吼，小貝兒說小倫比較纖細，要慢慢來，嗯，不急不急，別嚇跑哥好不容易找到的老婆哪！1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR4sYC7RsgZ
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自我精神喊話一番後，他恢復健氣的陽光笑容，打量側邊鏡中豐神俊朗的臉，摸著下巴自信滿滿地心想，哥這麼帥，迷倒小倫老婆肯定沒問題啦！艾登・蒙達菲，加油啊！1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74Y54OQYbS
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《上半部 完》1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxbh9KxUZ6v
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）
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後記：
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總算往三次元發展了……OTZ1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0esUyfcdtF
對，現在才上半部QWQ（太會拖＃1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjvUBD8Nfv
接下來系統要大更新啦～1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCS4gWGuGLf
語音頻道對話啥的，貝貝不用那麼辛苦一直打錯字了WWWW1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmJWvJ5N0zH
二、三次元的主線都要跟進囉！1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVwAQ6zmsI4
這也表示將有更多特殊NPC出場唷～AWA（＃1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn5NlvMkuTn
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【下篇預告】《奸情的終極奧義》：完成愛神任務，艾登的奸情奧意觸動小倫內心。字數約三、四千字，大概禮拜五早上發吧。1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr8OWQj3XdH
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★【凌家動物園系列】
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3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 （作品名：爆炸頭不要來）1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCiDWVfLpEv
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歡迎追蹤噗浪和FB粉絲頁>////<1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXU7kKYADV
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噗浪：http://www.plurk.com/sakuhyde1081Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqwZjM1J3eN
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by 喵芭渴死姬 / 03.01.2016
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