->>>皇室徵婚令會是怎樣的故事?引起軒然大波的小美人魚,也將為兩對情侶帶來意外的風波。
【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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32-2. 小美人魚
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尼本達島本身面積不大,整座島還比不過一個茲霍城,卻在整個大陸貿易上佔了不小的經濟地位,其富有程度從他們的皇宮就可窺見一般,「金碧輝煌」四字已足以形容。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAFUHDtmX7PX
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舉凡所見之處,皆是金燦燦的黃金打造,大從城牆外觀,小至馬桶沖水把手,包括生活用品,無一不是純金材質,只差沒直接嗑金塊當飯吃了。從海上遠遠望去,一座宛如夢幻童話的黃金城堡,在豔陽照耀下發出璀璨光輝,閃瞎大票路過的漁夫與玩家。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAhkmyUAaFkT
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據宰相所述,就連王子的內褲都是黃金做的……1064Please respect copyright.PENANA8GKhzhxzb1
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呃,穿起來不會卡卡的嗎?這個問題在他們的腦海裡閃過後,隨即被拋去。畢竟,此時的五人各有不同的內心活動——1064Please respect copyright.PENANAlzdiNam8sx
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什麼內褲?色老頭想覬覦我老婆的內褲?不准!小倫老婆的內褲是哥的!肉盾嚴陣以待地守在塞倫身邊怒瞪宰相。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAGBo3yZX7PE
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那王子快醒來發任務吧,不然你連幾歲尿床都要被爆料了。塞倫心不在焉地偷打了個呵欠。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAjeWendceDe
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嘖,王子長得算有水平啦,噯?門口那侍衛身材不錯,老娘想想啊,腹黑侍衛幫病嬌王子穿內褲什麼的,呵呵呵……唬爛已腦補全開。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAHul5UGt4Ne
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這個好吃,那個也好吃……唔,記得哥好像有做黃金巧克力蛋糕的樣子,來找找。小吃貨喵喵仙貝開始翻起哥哥的置物包。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAlgSU9Cxcnh
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晚點要再去收些食材……嗯?在找黃金巧克力嗎?小傻瓜,早就在寶貝兒的包裡了。泰迪熊的弟控症已修練到心電感應的境界了。1064Please respect copyright.PENANA1dp5MFybCS
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總而言之,完全沒人在意尼本達皇室的介紹啊!於是,就在宰相自我感覺良好的滔滔不絕時,愛德華王子終於悠悠醒來,系統也總算叮地表示完成《海上驚魂》任務並發放獎勵。1064Please respect copyright.PENANACviHEoverj
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「喂,病嬌……我是說,王子!」唬爛突然黑笑喊道,並眼明手快地揪回打算溜向塞倫的宰相扔在地上踩,肉盾則抽出愛的小手擋在塞倫面前,揮啊揮地活像在跳乩童。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAYJzNoSNxrJ
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被那一聲驚到的愛德華王子,見到眼前的詭異畫面,立刻緊張地握住衣領,一副捍衛貞操的烈婦樣,「你、你、你想怎麼樣?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAE1qVxhr1Lo
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囧,一個大男人別做這個動作啊!1064Please respect copyright.PENANAwiN9ZFsCsJ
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「我們是來請問你關於人魚新娘的事。」塞倫趕緊在大家被黑線噎死前切入正題。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAoEZGmmkauc
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然而,興許問話的人不是人類,愛德華王子竟微皺英俊的臉,面露難色道:「這麼重要的事怎麼能隨便對你們說呢?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAQmQ3cZHDbO
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「我(嗶——)!還要不要老娘幫你找人魚啊?快說!」唬爛不耐煩地抬頭怒吼,腳下也加重力道,虐得宰相嬌吟不止愛心飛,嚇得愛德華王子立馬正襟危坐。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAAIummGeu66
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「說!我說!我馬上說!」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAGKOpOEgf1W
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看來這皇室成員有共通的M屬性啊!眾人囧囧下了結論。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAvAI8laf2vb
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由於一行人中只有唬爛是人類,王子就面對著她,聲情並茂地說起自己的愛情故事。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAe7LJF609qw
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「兩年前,我出海航行……」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAoe6d0gi1Ry
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怎麼做王子的都很愛出海嗎?幾人無語吐槽多數童話的基本設定。1064Please respect copyright.PENANA6t7qIM1epA
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「竟遇到一個美麗可愛的小人魚,我對他一見鍾情,立刻就陷入了愛河,儘管我後來發現他居然是公的,但我仍決定勇於追求真愛。」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAse7HqO4K25
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搞了半天,原來還是走BL風啊?四位男性默默瞥了眼挑眉腐笑的唬爛。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAkbvJNlILYI
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「可惜,小人魚身邊忽然出現邪惡的海巫妖,他將我的船員全部石化後,就強行帶走拼命掙扎的小人魚,從此,我日夜出海眺望尋覓,都不見小人魚的蹤影,如今父王催婚,我也只好廣招天下子民幫忙尋找我的人魚新娘了。」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAr1MGZXE6Qb
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好老套啊!官方來點創意行不?1064Please respect copyright.PENANAddvbV8ObCG
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唬爛頓失興致地打了呵欠,泰迪熊淡定切著蛋糕餵喵喵仙貝,肉盾依舊在塞倫身邊打轉杜絕色狼,宰相則一臉迷醉地被唬爛踩著,視線卻又往塞倫飄去,擺明想通吃。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAv526tI4mhQ
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倒是喵喵仙貝咬了咬蛋糕後,抖了下貓咪耳朵,偏頭好奇問:「那個人魚長者摸樣啊?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAjo3Vs09pSM
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「我有請宮廷畫師畫下新娘的肖像,以便我日夜思念。」愛德華王子瞥了他一眼說完,就從棉被下搬出一幅畫。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAaageKytSsI
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眾人見之,頓時大愣,喵喵仙貝更是直接驚呼:「欸?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAPrTR1wHIVQ
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只見精美華麗的黃金畫框中,趴在珊瑚礁岩上曬太陽的人魚少年搖曳碧綠長尾,略帶稚氣的靈俏五官秀美精緻,沾著晶瑩水珠的粉色小唇鮮嫩欲滴,一對水汪汪的碧眼純然澄澈,看起來好不天真可愛,潤澤飄逸的幽紫長髮,自然垂散在纖柔嬌弱的少年身段上,更襯那一身細嫩雪膚,果真是個惹人憐愛的小美人魚。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAqE9gt74CkP
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不過,這些都不是重點,真正讓大家錯愕的是——這隻人魚根本就是拉貝爾!1064Please respect copyright.PENANA9JWsvLhr6P
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唬爛、肉盾、塞倫無言以對地望向喵喵仙貝,一同切到了隊伍語音頻道。1064Please respect copyright.PENANA5NXrslxb6Z
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「小貝兒接了人魚NPC的通告都不記得了嗎?」肉盾覺得很不可思議。1064Please respect copyright.PENANA4ZW6qvuehZ
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唬爛沒好氣地翻了白眼,「他那個腦子整天除了吃就是傲嬌求表哥抱,哪還記得其他?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANA4L3ztP9Ohq
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「窩、窩才沒有啦!膩才愛抱抱!」被戳到恥點的喵喵仙貝立刻炸毛了。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ6QxUGNKT
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塞倫明白這事可大可小,便建議:「問問阿全吧,他比較清楚。」1064Please respect copyright.PENANA2KdWzxrRzm
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「唔,我下線問一下。」喵喵仙貝說著就要登出,卻被身邊的人攔下。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAELYjgYCIeK
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「不用問了,上次為鬼王印記歌求證時,汪一全就把代言的事都說了。」泰迪熊無奈說道。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAA2ZXbHp0kO
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「欸?真的有嗎?可是……記得我明明只幫一部MV演過人魚啊,不記得有網遊……呃……」納悶皺眉的喵喵仙貝說到一半,就露出尷尬的表情。1064Please respect copyright.PENANA0VJwyPksBI
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泰迪熊失笑地輕捏他的臉,「想起來了?去年有家遊戲廠商找你配幾句台詞,就是奧普斯,因為合約要求保密,他不能透露是哪個NPC,但他很肯定有把合約複本傳給你。」1064Please respect copyright.PENANALKG0XLvj38
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所以,果然還是小吃貨自己粗心啊!1064Please respect copyright.PENANAUpkAYOCUCl
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於是,喵喵仙貝在大家的無聲吐槽下,萬分心虛地變成小奶貓鑽進哥哥懷裡撒嬌耍賴,「喵嗚!都是大叔太囉唆傳太多訊息讓我看不完的錯啦喵~」1064Please respect copyright.PENANADm6neGGHzb
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既然真相大白了,塞倫便嘆道:「那我知道去哪找這人魚新娘了。紫髮小人魚,就只有珊瑚礁島的那一條了。」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAooN9AAdLWr
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「我當時就覺得那兩人的背影很眼熟,原來就是小貝兒嘛!」肉盾也恍然大悟地拍掌道,隨即又向塞倫尋求肯定,「小倫的太師父也像泰?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAIQfpmZGMtN
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「嗯,所以我們後來去珊瑚礁島時,海產族都一臉訝異,特別是龜仙人。」塞倫點頭道。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAodxj1xpIHL
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「啊靠!老娘想到了!」唬爛神來一筆腦補,「太師父是蛇男又長得像表哥,表哥的老媽是許仙,該不會這兩人真有一腿?太師父其實是表哥的老爸?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAluIH5YKlMu
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「……」泰迪熊無語了。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAbi3eObqlsP
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肉盾想了想,再次提出疑惑,「但小蝠說他們沒有魔氣啊,太師父應該不是魔族吧?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAx6U8RNjZun
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唬爛又翻白眼不屑道:「那呆蝙蝠也不是吃就是睡要不就求親抱,腦子會比貝兒好到哪去?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANASOjSOuqcnj
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「……」喵喵仙貝無語磨貓爪了。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAj2fxBRxiPa
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「咳!咳!」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAZvptBdTD1y
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聽王子咳了幾聲表示孤單寂寞覺得冷,他們連忙回視幫王子刷了把存在感後,唬爛接著提問:「聽說你的祖先也跟人魚相戀啊?」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAKrNGD4S8nZ
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「啊!這絕對是為了彌補那段遺憾,上天才讓我跟我的小魚兒新娘相見~」王子滿臉嚮往地說完,就癡迷抱著拉貝爾人魚畫像磨蹭,喵喵仙貝頓時被噁得貓毛直豎,泰迪熊也黑下臉,覺得這一幕看得十分不舒爽。1064Please respect copyright.PENANA8wmbgvymIl
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靠!這畫面老娘看了也傷眼!同是偏心護短派的唬爛,立刻再一重踩,「說・詳・細!」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAjKhpd7uYgU
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「唷喔~美人再來~♥」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAYoIvsOJFvz
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又一聲宰相粗嗓呻吟,讓王子驚駭地抖了抖,立馬批哩啪啦全招了,深怕下一個被SM的是自己。其實,大致上來說,整件事就是大家耳熟能詳的經典童話,只是還加了段後續血淚史——1064Please respect copyright.PENANAa1muHRBL8Q
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在很久很久以前,有位人魚公主與某任王子相戀,心生嫉妒的海巫妖便下了咒,讓愛上人類的人魚化成泡沫。心痛的王子憤而向海巫妖報復卻慘敗,人魚族就這麼一直被巫妖監禁控制,過著戚苦哀傷的日子,但他們皇室世代從來都不曾放棄。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAPHGiFVlzL4
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四百年前,皇室大肆整軍向巫妖宣戰,欲拯救可憐的人魚族,誰知戰況仍是那般慘烈,最後,海巫妖依然取得勝利,而人魚族為了不連累他們,竟全族犧牲自己的性命,助那場仗的倖存者逃脫,這份恩情他們皇室永遠記得。如今,他好不容易發現了人魚遺族,便下定決心要救他可憐的新娘脫離苦海!1064Please respect copyright.PENANAHfN077rL5O
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「……」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAPN9bPmM7Nh
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愛德華王子講得深情款款,他們卻聽得無言以對。1064Please respect copyright.PENANA9uxk8ajovd
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「喵唔,窩是導演的話,一定會大喊卡卡卡!演技太誇張喵!」喵喵仙貝搓著一身雞皮疙瘩在隊頻裡抱怨。泰迪熊失笑捏了把小貓屁屁,惹得他紅了臉又想裝沒事。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAZrUmAWmPVr
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塞倫雖沒發表意見,卻也點頭認同喵喵仙貝的評語。唬爛則看了塞倫一眼後,才對愛德華王子說:「瞭解,有消息再跟你說。」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAYFe6NfllYn
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唯有肉盾摸著下巴觀察王子的表情,滿腹狐疑,欲說不能。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAnxJLKl0fLI
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打聽完線索後,他們為避開其他玩家的耳目,便按原路溜出皇宮側門,唬爛的任務面板隨即亮起通知——人類種族任務已更新最新進度,並公布了人魚的畫像。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAx9v3ERqLRw
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世界頻道頓時嘩然,紛紛認出人魚的代言者。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAzDm67gfcZ3
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「叮!」五人耳邊也響起溫和大叔音的系統公告,「恭喜玩家泰迪熊餅乾、喵喵仙貝、塞倫、肉盾阿弗羅、偏向唬爛行,成為全服首度破解《明星NPC之謎》的玩家,獲得八卦指數+120、經驗值8000,歡迎再接再厲,挖掘更多明星代言NPC。」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAtied1kK7QM
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「叮!」這次是宅宅系統音的三八呼喊:「拉貝貝,求簽名、求合照、求摸摸捏捏~♥」1064Please respect copyright.PENANAox5rETEjiO
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「才鼻要喵!」正煩惱會被認出來的喵喵仙貝大炸毛,泰迪熊更是怒叫GM檢舉系統騷擾。1064Please respect copyright.PENANABmRHLaYiX6
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於此同時,世界頻道也在一片喧鬧中蹦出系統公告——1064Please respect copyright.PENANACuqKhHprRH
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『【世界】系統:恭喜玩家們認出第一位代言NPC的明星——拉貝爾,他所扮演的NPC形象來自人魚之戀的貝貝小魚,歡迎各位粉絲玩家再接再厲,挖掘更多明星代言的NPC,與你心目中的偶像做親密接觸唷~♥(By 系統負責人)』1064Please respect copyright.PENANAN2NkAZrndm
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『【世界】那一年俺們一起腐過的CP:呀啊啊啊啊!!!拉貝貝~~~~』1064Please respect copyright.PENANAFqI26hu8Xk
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望著滿世界頻道的粉絲歡呼與熱烈討論,塞倫的眼底忽閃過一絲落寞,美麗的臉龐卻依然恬淡自如。唬爛關掉頻道通訊,朝塞倫瞥去擔憂的一眼,眉間隱含愁色。1064Please respect copyright.PENANArCb5rtCIeA
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「嗯……」難得安靜的肉盾,隱隱感覺到一股微妙的氛圍,注視塞倫的反光鏡片後同是憂慮不捨,內心亦是無奈輕嘆。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAcwMc34kUWG
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭ ̄3 ̄)╭♥ σ ゚∀ ゚) ゚∀゚)σ ლ(╹ε╹ლ)
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後記:
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貝貝小魚出來啦~XDDDD1064Please respect copyright.PENANAZPCwwDvojw
表示二、三次元的主線都越來越接近囉!1064Please respect copyright.PENANA2cu1qqHoPZ
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有追SC通告的讀者應該對這個「王子找人魚新娘」的故事不陌生吧?1064Please respect copyright.PENANAJm2RGeY5NV
其實那篇【冬之花嫁】通告就是從這個皇室任務另外衍生出來的不同走向故事1064Please respect copyright.PENANAqCrVoyJLjY
王子也絕不是同一個王子喔~XD(#1064Please respect copyright.PENANAaoxZprR0Be
究竟原版的人魚新娘會是怎樣的劇情呢?還請大家繼續關注囉WWW1064Please respect copyright.PENANAgncuKzITbJ
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未來還會有四位SC藝人代言的明星NPC出現唷1064Please respect copyright.PENANAEmRr8cidwk
對拉貝貝熟悉的讀者,應該不難猜是哪四位吧?XDD1064Please respect copyright.PENANAlCoRKKoeKu
感謝這四位孩子的家長們大力贊助喔喔!1064Please respect copyright.PENANAR6Y0p18B1g
敬請期待他們要扮演的角色吧~XDDD1064Please respect copyright.PENANACnrwzsvExm
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最後,艾登和小倫之間的距離要越來越近囉~AWA1064Please respect copyright.PENANA7fnxPyls9A
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因為這篇字數較少,所以下一篇也提前發唷!1064Please respect copyright.PENANAey94OrQmEg
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【下篇預告】《神秘古城放閃記》:艾倫做任務也放閃。字數五千多,大概禮拜三早上發。1064Please respect copyright.PENANAwWcoFpXuEw
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3.小強星人也求愛 — 艾登X席倫 (作品名:爆炸頭不要來)1064Please respect copyright.PENANAwrytCAydR3
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