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「風精靈！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcVjNEev5ce
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莫名有些漫長的墜落過程，讓他們熬過起初的驚慌便冷靜下來思考對策。在發現系統顯示此處不得飛行後，塞倫緊急想起風系靈寵能操作氣流，便連忙召喚出來以減緩墜落速度。於是，兩人就像撐了降落傘般緩緩飄落著地。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pta3PNzIk
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肉盾難得有自覺地跳下地面，抹了把汗說：「呼，哥的防護罩早就沒了，幸好小倫夠聰明，不然我們就要做同命鴛鴦了。小倫剛一直抱著哥累不累？手痠不痠啊？餓了沒？哥這裡有茶碗蒸……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW8PYGnRdjI
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「那成語不是這樣用的。」塞倫頭痛地打斷他的話嘮糾正道。他打開地圖卻見「無法顯示」的標示，只得無奈環視這一片漆黑，「這是哪？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmpjo7d5xei
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「應該是哪個地下穴道吧。」肉盾張望了下就指著前方說：「那邊有路，我們走看看。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOmdBQwMGCV
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「你怎麼知道有路？」塞倫疑惑地張大眼睛，就是看不出個所以然來。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMqEE6JNiwO
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「就在前面啊，很明顯。」肉盾抬頭望向一臉茫然的塞倫，「小倫看不到嗎？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUzJrIb7Gzy
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「這麼黑，我當然什麼都看不到，地圖也沒用。」塞倫煩惱地皺眉低語，垂眸竟對上閃閃發光的兩圓片，便又是一愣，「什麼東西？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1oy4Mv0snb
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「嗄？」肉盾不解地摸摸臉，「哥臉上有什麼嗎？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPrBl7AVh1
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聽他這麼一答，塞倫回想這爆炸頭的造型，就驚疑地伸指碰了下圓片，「這是你的眼鏡？怎麼會發光？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHgdpNtDw79
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「眼鏡發光？」肉盾納悶地抓著頭，也不知是怎麼發光法，倒是想起轉職時系統頒發的獎勵，便大笑說：「啊哈！哥的眼鏡有+1，大概是升等的福利吧！對了，小倫覺得很黑嗎？哥看得很清楚啊！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNTiFu55OfW
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「……眼鏡+1，難道是提升眼力的意思？」這是塞倫唯一能猜到的原因了，而隨即響起的系統音也立刻證實了他的觀點。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfoJSIghKBR
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於是肉盾就得意了，「看來哥當初選這身造型真是明智啊！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqJqG69iF2Y
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沒意識到塞倫的囧然無語，肉盾直接握住他的手，十萬分真心誠意地說：「來，哥帶你走吧，幸好這地看起來還挺平的，只要聽指示轉向就好。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkxvkfjPQw
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人家都這麼熱心要當導盲犬了，自己再挑剔未免太小心眼，何況這也是現下唯一的辦法了。於是，塞倫只好默默任由肉盾牽著他，一步一步慢慢走。由於久未跟人有肢體接觸，手中的異常溫度讓他很不習慣，心情也莫名憂鬱了起來。唉，等他出去後，一定要收一隻光系靈寵有備無患。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7CA2RwRIf
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「這邊要慢慢轉右……好了，再往前走，大概十步路後就要左轉……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOEkpH9uKuH
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肉盾的指引很仔細也很有耐心，這令塞倫倍感意外，沒想到這莽撞傢伙也有細心的一面。其實回想起來，肉盾雖然話多又頗豬哥無賴，但危急時也挺義不容辭的，要不是他不喜吵鬧，不然作個普通網友也算不錯吧。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm4itKUtRpS
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「等等，好像有什麼要過來。」兩人如此走了近半小時，肉盾望見前方轉角處有道龐大的身影走來，不知是敵是友。他讓塞倫先停在原地後，一手取出愛的小手，另一手拉住頭巾，打算待對方一靠近就扯掉包巾拉仇恨，好讓塞倫有機會試著脫逃。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrXxOkgtYPc
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「是怪嗎？」雖看不見卻也聽到窸窣腳步聲，塞倫打開置物包尋找可用之物。可惜他本就沒用心在練功和裝備上，因此包裡多是些食物和自己胡亂搭配的奇怪藥水。而且這鬼地方伸手不見五指，他就算召喚出靈寵，也不知該如何使喚，到時就只能靠肉盾一人應敵了。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlhc5VN3MBg
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「還不知道，反正等下要是打起來了，你先想辦法逃，我來拉住怪。」肉盾專注盯著逐步靠近的影子，沒多想地回道。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk0wP2sqSPj
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這黑漆嘛烏的能怎麼逃啊？塞倫無語了。不過，人家到這地步都還講義氣，他一個人逃也太糟了吧？於是他嘆了口氣，「算了，反正是遊戲，大不了一起死。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSzN0ir8nG
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「叮！」系統音飄下粉色愛心雨地歡樂響起了，「玩家塞倫願與玩家肉盾阿弗羅生死相隨，兩人獲得稱號《患難見奸情》，曖昧等級從1級升至2級，歡迎玩家再接再厲一路直奔嘿嘿呼呼唷～♥」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9ZxhfOwXi1
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肉盾一聽就激動了，其熱淚盈眶的程度將眼鏡亮度提升不止一倍。他欣喜若狂地握住塞倫的手，「小倫要跟哥同生共死嗎？哥真是太感動了！哥果然沒有喜歡錯人！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡynlhgjuC5R
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「我不是……」沒想到會被系統坑，塞倫既黑線又炸怒地直想吼回去，卻被另一道低沈沙啞的陌生嗓音打斷。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb3JqRtL5qe
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「誰？有人在那嗎？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqZZ3dCdAmQ
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兩人噤聲望去。肉盾也迅速扯掉頭巾，以備不時之需。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHrVvHpDlm
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入目仍是一片黑的塞倫，隱隱感覺到有人靠近，而肉盾則清楚看見一個身材高壯的男子緩步走到面前。來者滿臉鬍渣看似三十出頭，及肩金髮凌亂披散似是很久沒清理，一身壯碩肌肉穿著無袖背心和迷彩軍褲，腳上卻是一雙夾腳拖啪嗒啪嗒地走著，腰間還掛了把槍，嘴裡啣著一根未點著的煙。這怎麼看都像個危險的流氓大叔啊！肉盾更加緊張地往前一站，誓要保護身後的塞倫。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsUTfU559cb
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見他們謹慎地瞪著自己不出聲，肌肉大叔又一次發話了，「說話啊！嘖，拎北心情咩送（老子心情不爽），別逼我動手揍人啊！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNbVWLLbj9c
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這怪或NPC滿滿的台味是怎麼回事啊？塞倫楞地抽了下嘴角，一道小火苗就忽地亮起，讓他總算看清來者面貌，竟是一個大叔在點菸，不會吧？在這密不通風的地道抽煙，不是要嗆死人了？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsfVyhM4mYb
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不懂台語的肉盾抓了抓爆炸頭， 一頭霧水地問：「領什麼送什麼？是叫哥送東西給你嗎？不過老兄啊，我不認識你啊，你不先說想要什麼，哥怎麼知道要送你什麼？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLsZObokstv
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「不，他不是那個意思。」塞倫黑線地就發光眼鏡的方位戳了戳肉盾，「他是在說台語，意思是心情不好。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PFDnwuKN6
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「喔，心情不好啊！」肉盾恍然大悟地點點頭，露出了然的笑容，「那不是當然的嗎？誰住在地下會心情好啊？是哥都想撞牆了！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvZoOf503H
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「噗……」肌肉大叔撇嘴吐出一口煙，就噴笑地大力拍打肉盾的爆炸頭，「嘿咩！頭殼壞掉才要住地下啦！哈哈哈哈！你這顆頭也太讚啦！這個厚度要撞牆也很難死吧？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcc0Bvq3Asg
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爆炸頭的減傷作用果然強，肉盾還真沒感覺到痛，只覺對方的話引起他心底的某種共鳴，就跟著大笑說：「對啊對啊！我剛進遊戲時，就被一顆大西瓜砸到，結果都沒事耶！哇哈哈哈哈！哥這頭帥吧？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAiAQpNoQzV
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「咩賣咩賣（不錯不錯）！哈哈哈哈哈！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXCD0cps7oZ
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塞倫再次無語了，這兩人居然就這麼聊起來了？而且還越聊越歡樂，話題一路從爆炸頭有多帥歪到吃完的西瓜皮能幹嘛，這到底……？！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MyfYDC36u
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ε٩(๑> ₃ <)۶з Σ>—(〃°ω°〃)♥ → (╭￣3￣)╭♥ σ ﾟ∀ ﾟ) ﾟ∀ﾟ)σ ლ（╹ε╹ლ）
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「我叫克里斯，你們叫我克叔也行。」克叔叼著煙說完，就抽出一把手電筒扔給塞倫，「在裡面撿到的，還可以用。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZAdu1IJgQY
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方才的閒聊維持了一個多小時，他們才總算進入正題。待塞倫打開電筒後，克叔抹了把疲態盡顯的臉，說起自己被困在地底隧道是為了一個緊急任務。他花了三天三夜追趕任務目標《兔吉拉》，好不容易快要捉到了，兔吉拉卻狡猾地鑽進這荒棄多年的地底隧道。他們在隧道裡大戰一場，竟不慎引爆潛藏的未爆彈而將出口堵住，於是，一人一兔就被關在這裡出不去了。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5esIP59MPL
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「那隻該死的兔子，還趁亂把通訊器給吞了，害拎北無法聯絡同伴救援！」克叔臉爆數條青筋地罵道。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuTZfZdLUnP
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「兔吉拉是怎樣的生物？」塞倫好奇了，一隻兔子會有多凶猛？竟逼得這位大叔如此沒輒？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqQ2AHKqvMV
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「就一隻白色迷你兔，愛拿菜刀亂砍、見人就咬的混蛋！」克叔重重吸了口煙後，臉色極臭地咕噥著：「真搞不懂，小董怎會喜歡養這種鬼東西？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jkOKQgjej
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「養……難道是寵物？拿菜刀咬人的迷你兔？」塞倫覺得自己某些觀念好像快要不對了。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxwf4FYmtnk
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倒是肉盾敏銳地捕捉到某個關鍵名，「小董是誰？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtFuQaYhTgG
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「咳！我上司，那死兔子是他的寵物沒錯。」不知是否看錯了，克叔在回答的同時，眼神似乎有些靦靦，該不是在暗戀人家吧？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiFnEtp2ArN
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兩人才猜想完，就聽到系統響起了，「叮！玩家肉盾阿弗羅和玩家塞倫識破NPC《克里斯》的心事，獲得戳破盲腸度+45，八卦指數+90。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkUIjcyT5RW
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原來是辦公室戀情啊！任務目標是上司兼暗戀對象的逃家寵物，就是動粗捉拿也得小心翼翼免得弄傷，難怪克叔會搞得這麼狼狽辛苦。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpl4csZ4nd8
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兩人尋思完，系統就又灑下粉色愛心雨，「叮！玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫，連續兩次無需言語就達成共識，獲得稱號《心有靈犀的曖昧》，曖昧等級從2級升至3級，歡迎玩家再接再厲直衝小房間唷～♥」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaASP7CNJxA
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於是，肉盾再次激昂了，「喔！小倫美人跟哥竟是如此心靈相契合嗎？哥太高興了！果然，我們的相遇是上天注定……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgnMPnZeWv9
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「……」塞倫真心有想扁系統的衝動。 639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDC0oXFkdjy
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NPC似乎都特別有耐性，等肉盾終於說完落落長情話後，克叔才大手一揮發佈了任務，「總之呢，只要揪出那死兔子，扁得牠把通訊器吐出來，我就能聯絡總部派人來帶我們出去了。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydAiOhfUye
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「叮！玩家肉盾阿弗羅與玩家塞倫，觸發地府NPC發佈的【特殊隱藏任務】《受困地底的偵查員》，一旦接受該任務後，在做完前不得離開此處，死亡即以任務失敗完成。該任務不可分享。請問是否接受？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TackfLa1K
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地府？！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNW2fOdAJxf
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他們訝異地相視一眼。根據官方資料，奧普斯的世界分為人界、天界、魔界，玩家們一律只能在人界出生，系統目前也只開放人界地圖。地府則負責生死循環與維護世界平衡，換句話說，地府的主要工作是對復活點的營建管理，並緝拿懲戒違規玩家。舉凡曾被捉去地府的人全都有志一同地表示：「啃！打死都不想再進去了！真他X的太無聊啦！無聊到想研究一百種自殺方法都不行啊啊啊啊啊——」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDqAZ290jMO
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不過，自遊戲開服以來，就從沒聽說過地府會發佈任務，也從沒人見過地府NPC。至於那些違規玩家，都是由系統直接將人轉進空無一人的地府大牢，別說看到什麼NPC，就連隻螞蟻也不見蹤影，才會讓他們悶到抓狂發誓不敢再犯。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRNum04RWzI
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於是乎，一場緊急小會議就在隊伍頻道裡展開了。肉盾率先提出一重要問題——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi4EkfNnPVX
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：不接的話，會不會被捉去地府關啊？』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS11wnLVxr
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塞倫瞧了眼叼著煙抱臂等待的克叔，回想過去似乎沒這種案例，便遲疑地回覆——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbScWw1YYw1
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『【隊伍】塞倫：我們沒有違規，應該是不會吧？』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq391OEJeAC
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這樣啊？肉盾摸著下巴，臨時想起一個問題——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWVi43kklY
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：話說回來，地府跟地獄的差別是什麼？哥一直搞不懂。』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhMYWM5uoGz
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呃，怎麼突然跳話題？塞倫看了眼滿臉求知慾的肉盾，只好先敷衍過去——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmir914eJXf
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『【隊伍】塞倫：晚點再跟你解釋那個。如果不接的話，好像也沒別的辦法出去了？』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ831c1aW2WB
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小倫美人真是中肯啊！肉盾立馬點頭贊同地補充——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjb8ebfcWqr
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：而且接的話，還可以看看那隻兔雞拉～』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsy4RFS60X4
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兔雞……？塞倫微蹙了下眉，感覺思緒一直被打亂，只好暫停糾錯，先打下他的疑慮——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXpaOfEcFLe
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『【隊伍】塞倫：不過這兔子是他上司的寵物，可能也不准我們傷了牠，這該怎麼打？』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkSH1sBj5ON
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蛤？不能打嗎？肉盾納悶了——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrK08nUBvv
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：克兄不是說要把牠扁到吐嗎？為何不能打？難道是哥搞錯扁的意思了？O_O』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMSi6JCKs6z
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囧！塞倫囧了！639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlL8PV6CnG8
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『【隊伍】塞倫：不，你沒搞錯，只是……』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBB9W1G3r8e
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塞倫真不知該怎麼解釋，人家克叔可能只是誇示法，並不等於真的可以動粗啊！肉盾看出他臉上的為難，便趕緊幫忙打氣安慰——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡniywckN3xL
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：唉呀！你們不是有句話叫冰來降打水來吐鹽？接了就知道啦！』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2TmKcflQH6
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冰……吐鹽？塞倫楞地眨了下眼，盯著那句話默唸一次後，又再次囧了——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLpg6AlTqIS
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『【隊伍】塞倫：……是兵來將擋水來土掩。』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwtgoTPdWvf
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「欸？小貝兒跟哥講錯了啊？」肉盾恍然大悟後，再傻笑回覆——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlb7eFDiooE
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『【隊伍】肉盾阿弗羅：啊，反正就接了吧，總好過一直被困著！』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxiiQjH3aXj
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原來發明這句的是另有其人啊？塞倫黑線吐槽著，也無奈地點頭附和——639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSaequZfDQ4
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『【隊伍】塞倫：也是，反正就只是遊戲，大不了團滅也能死回城。』639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51GFgSsRwD
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死回城？喔不！肉盾立刻就激動地握拳，直接出聲發誓，「小倫！相信哥！哥一定會保護你，絕不會讓你死的！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡExxdP3ZbJj
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「……」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyTwGl0X0Sp
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接受了任務，兩人隨著克叔走過九彎八拐的曲折地道，就來到一扇緊閉的石門前。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGLK3VnhMy
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「那兔子不知在密室裡找到什麼，死活不肯出來，我只好先把牠關在裡面了。」克叔沒好氣地扒了下頭髮，看起來十分煩惱，「死兔子的速度很快，我們一進去後要盡快關門，免得牠又趁隙溜了。」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR6A2qLbNmg
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「明白！」肉盾揮了揮愛的小手，驕傲地抬起爆炸頭，「有這顆頭在，包牠絕對離不開哥！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLg8FyMPiHt
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聞言，塞倫不禁想起先前在草原上的暴動，便失笑地勾起嘴角，心想這人也真能苦中作樂。他用布條將手電筒綁在左臂上，召喚出回血回魔的風精靈。在還不肯定敵方狀況下，暫時先別使用攻擊性的寵物比較好。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY8lSM376W0
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克叔見他們準備完畢，便一把推開門。三人正要閃身而入卻在踏步的那一刻，被眼前的一幕震撼得當場呆住。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCwqgoIc7Nl
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「那個……克兄啊……」肉盾扳回掉落的下巴，用力眨眨眼想確認自己沒看錯，「你們對迷你的定義，是怎樣的迷你法？」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtLMNU9MXaY
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塞倫楞望那隻傳說中的「迷你」兔吉拉，只見牠嘴裡似乎正咬著什麼，滿嘴角都是黑色汁液，血紅色大眼在掃向他們的同時，額頭上冒起十分顯眼的井字號，手裡的菜刀閃過爍爍銀光，看得他們頓感頭皮發麻。最重要的是，那所謂的「迷你」身材竟龐大得幾乎佔據整間密室，目測身高是克叔的兩、三倍不止。639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8euFji9vgf
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天！這就是地府的寵物？是要怎麼抓啊？639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFYewwsWCXi
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「（嗶——）！死兔子不知吃了啥，居然魔化了！」克叔罵咧咧地掏出手槍，飆出被系統消音的髒話，指向散發殺意的兔吉拉，「改變計畫！你們兩個給拎北放手開打，就算殺了牠也不能讓牠出去！」639Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY9VUhfUSI
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果然一開始是不給動粗啊，但現在這狀況也沒比較好呀！地府的特殊隱藏任務也太特殊了吧？！見兔吉拉往岩壁一揮刀，一大塊碎石就砰地落在面前，兩人不禁眼神死了。
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