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【凌家動物園 III 小強星人也求愛】爆炸頭不要來
By 喵芭渴死姬
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47-1. 全服激戰(上)
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月黑風高殺人夜。560Please respect copyright.PENANAY3yTVUJLKj
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黃金城堡燈火通明,魔法光芒此起彼落閃爍不止,令尼本達皇宮看起來越發金光燦亮,閃得人幾乎睜不開眼,簡直像在告訴海上敵人:「快來打我唷親!」560Please respect copyright.PENANA49ch3FCbh2
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遠方的深藍海面看似平靜無波,底下卻是暗濤洶湧的生死交關。此刻,方開戰不久,空中正顯示著『1時54分42秒』倒數計時,海風竟已吹來隱隱腥味,正是在這場戰役中刁殞的生命。560Please respect copyright.PENANATDe3VFkYDm
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「魔神血條又下降了,補師快補起快補起!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAyyfLE2g1mC
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「DPS在幹嘛?用力打!結界進度條都沒在動!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAKDQhIHosMu
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「別管那些NPC,先把皇室玩家打退!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAMjl7IYrFbV
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「他們人太多!來不及啊!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAtRtuHSa3MY
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第一關的海底結界塔烽火延綿,隨海流四散的屍首遍佈。戰爭開始不過短短五分十八秒,這片海域就已不復往日的寧靜幽藍,視線所及之處,無不刀光劍影、斷肢殘骸。560Please respect copyright.PENANABdoxMbtZMp
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負責領導海洋陣營進攻的巨人戰士,立在海魔神身前奮力劈砍欺來的敵軍,一邊拉扯嗓門指揮聯盟成員,企圖按作戰會議發佈的計畫攻略城池。但出乎他們預料的是,雙方火力差距實在過大,皇室人類大軍像是發下狠心要將他們掐死在起頭點,竟毫不保留地蜂擁殺來,連防守結界塔都顧不上,招招直往海魔神狠厲擊去。即便海魔神的範圍技掛掉一批敵人,後頭趁技能冷卻接續進攻的人類敢死隊更多,讓既要攻破結界又要保護魔神還得抵禦皇室NPC反擊的海洋陣營手忙腳亂,甚是狼狽不堪。560Please respect copyright.PENANAzLZnXjdDF1
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「不行,沒魔了!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAGVWDj4LoHf
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「我們藥水也不夠!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAgvXZaP15bs
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「啊——」560Please respect copyright.PENANA5Z0ppZv6Sv
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「增援!快增援!誰把那邊補上?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAWE3yhmAQM6
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「倒地的趕快復活衝回來啊!還發什麼呆?」560Please respect copyright.PENANARiu9Fayu6J
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又數十名禁不住連環砲轟的成員陸續倒下,包圍魔神的防護網露出破綻令敵軍一湧而入,巨人戰士焦急嘶吼地調度人手,可惜仍為時已晚,兵敗如山倒。在皇室派盟軍勢如破竹的圍剿下,被無情吞噬的不僅是海洋陣營的哀嚎,還有生命力急遽下降的海魔神身影。560Please respect copyright.PENANATagPrgF7wQ
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然而,在這慘烈的混戰中,無人發覺現場少了什麼——誓死守護魔神與人魚的海產族呢?560Please respect copyright.PENANAmSRCfOHZ02
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尼本達島上,盡忠職守的NPC軍隊神情肅穆地嚴密巡邏,城牆砲台弓手齊齊對準東南海域,一切都蓄勢待發。唯有駐守城堡的皇室派玩家不似NPC這般緊張,畢竟這才剛開打不久,別說整座島有結界牆包圍,城堡還有第二層結界保護,就算有刺客要潛入皇宮,也得一刀刀砍破這兩層結界,極度費力耗時。何況,主火力的人類玩家全去刺殺海魔神,海洋陣營光是護住海魔神就夠吃力了,怎可能還有多餘人力搞突襲?560Please respect copyright.PENANAMzpURVxozJ
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於是,留在城堡的皇室派玩家,還算清閒地在各自被分配的看守區域,吃著國王賞賜的美味御膳,看著聯盟頻傳的喜訊,聊天打屁,好不歡樂,直到尖銳的警報笛聲響起。560Please respect copyright.PENANA6PpoXelAmB
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「結界破了?這麼快?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAwsg24QykQG
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一般情況下,結界受到攻擊時,警報會先發出一聲短音提示,結界破了才會發出這種尖銳長音,因此,所有人錯愕地四處張望,卻不見任何被攻入的跡象,有些可偵測隱身的玩家也看不到半點異狀。見NPC們在緊張過後也納悶地回歸崗位,便有人猜問:「是Bug嗎?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAOKQrq1ANIm
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「大概吧,系統這麼腦殘,有Bug很正常。」560Please respect copyright.PENANACKtYcnNFsL
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此話獲得一致認同,頓時讓系統氣得發出宅音怒吼:「叮!老子送你一個凸!」560Please respect copyright.PENANARyfDaolWCA
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眾人聳聳肩,早習慣系統的不時抽風,繼續歡樂用餐。然而,守在露天區域的玩家,卻在下一秒驚愣地瞪著忽然變色的天空——正確來說,是忽然現形的機體與頭盔。他們順著機體往下看去,竟是一個超巨大機器人立在海上對城堡彎著上半身。560Please respect copyright.PENANAvap1Vdu2WE
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「……」560Please respect copyright.PENANAECDsDhL5eB
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有內行玩家在回過神後,爆出讓皇室聯盟頻道鴉雀無聲的話:「(嗶——)!怎會有鋼彈?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAy3XqvNAo4K
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一語方出,鋼彈正好張嘴朝某方向射出導彈,以迅雷不及掩耳之勢炸毀城堡某角落。轟然聲中,一聲與系統一樣欠扁的宅宅音自鋼彈頭部響起,「顆顆!Fire in the hole?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAyU61NLBB1M
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「叮!尼本達城堡的結界裝置已毀,各大結界點屏障消失,請皇室陣營玩家全力抵禦外敵,請海洋陣營玩家儘速攻入皇城。」560Please respect copyright.PENANA76Jw2izTYT
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溫和大叔系統音親切提示完後,皇室聯盟頻道瞬間爆出連串震愕怒吼。560Please respect copyright.PENANA3CwfxXKwlQ
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「靠!哪來的外掛?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAzul2xHY08M
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「鋼彈是……虛詠島那個怪基地?」560Please respect copyright.PENANA1ABvGsBkEh
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「(嗶——)的!怎麼冒出一堆NPC……還有功、功夫熊貓?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAPRKZ6DKf2W
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「媽呀!哪來的巨無霸章魚啊?」560Please respect copyright.PENANARvCrFmvSm0
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「海魔神剛不是快死了嗎?怎麼突然滿血?」560Please respect copyright.PENANA6iuiZ1IipY
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「剛才打的是幻象?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAoJrSHfDgaY
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「(嗶——)(嗶——)(嗶——)!海洋陣營怎麼忽然變這麼多人?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAcdkl5AswA7
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皇室聯盟頻道是一片慌亂,卻全然不及城堡裡的皇室玩家錯亂。就在他們全被鋼彈和爆炸吸去注意力的時候,大批降落傘自鋼彈出口落下,待他們終於回過神時,身邊已全是頭頂紅色《海洋陣營》標示的玩家淫淫奸笑。560Please respect copyright.PENANAeNLss9Kqga
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「我擦!啥時進來的?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAJyiyhECV9n
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「城裡不是不能飛行嗎?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAnuJEUUsHfh
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「嘖嘖嘖,不是飛的。」為首扛著大電鋸的女魔族玩家伸出食指搖了搖,眼裡迸射出嗜血精光,「我們可是跳下來的唷。」560Please respect copyright.PENANAK8h7lh5XvM
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「喵啊!冤乃(原來)是『領便當』啊喵!」一聲口齒不清的喵語不知從何處亂入道。560Please respect copyright.PENANALH70n358Fy
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「叮!恭喜玩家喵喵仙貝真相了尼本達的取名由來,獲得戳破盲腸度+120,歡迎玩家再接再厲戳到大家都領便當唷~」宅宅系統音顆顆笑。560Please respect copyright.PENANAaQLQl950jt
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「(嗶——)!」以消音問候人家爹娘後,皇室派立馬扔掉手中的飯盒,抽出武器開打啦!560Please respect copyright.PENANAv5mBRadmQk
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半魔化的泰迪熊揮舞法杖施咒,同時瞧了眼頻道新訊息——560Please respect copyright.PENANAPjiioq3B20
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『【師徒】NPC《黑晊世》:已順利潛入,感謝。』560Please respect copyright.PENANAM4mZQHBMGu
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隨後,不出所料地,系統低聲發出他們完成「協助地府探員潛入尼本達皇宮」任務的提示音。呵,人家地府只說不參與戰事,可沒說不趁機來辦案,小黑命令白狐打開結界絕對是查案所需,絕無私心幫忙海洋陣營喔。560Please respect copyright.PENANAYzlkwRVIqo
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「導彈要一個小時冷卻時間,老子先溜啦!吸油勒他(See you later)~」罷課司機在隊頻說完,就顆顆笑地開走鋼彈,大有打完炮就拍拍屁股走人之勢。560Please respect copyright.PENANAbaN8htOT81
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塞倫順著風精靈的風勢,將手中幾罐特製高等麻醉粉全散了出去,頓時大批敵方麻痺暈眩十秒。奧普斯的煉藥師可自行創造特殊藥劑,這麻醉粉便是他以前閒時無聊亂配出來的,然而,鮮有玩家像他這麼有耐性坐在藥爐前研究這些,故而一時間各種疑惑的叫罵聲四起。560Please respect copyright.PENANA1HTAZShehi
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「老婆,那個技能如何了?」肉盾忽長忽短地抽打愛的小手,啪啪啪拍飛沿路敵人,一邊閃躲NPC齊齊攻來的長矛,沒辦法,爆炸頭加小強觸角的仇恨值依舊高得驚人。560Please respect copyright.PENANAeIt5uku9WJ
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「開始累積了,不過很慢,得多殺點。」塞倫瞥了眼某技能緩慢上升的進度條,一手不停在水晶球上舞動操作靈寵,肩上的小史萊姆阿飄也「咕嘰」「咕嘰」地幫靈寵補血。那特殊技能是許久前做完地府任務抽寶箱得到的獎勵,因當時等級不夠,只得暫時擺著,後來又發生太多事便也忘了,直到肉盾今天問到,他才想起來。560Please respect copyright.PENANALel8jTi13u
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「嘿!多殺點沒問題!」唬爛一劍一柱血地濺灑皇宮,其狠戾之姿完全不輸給另一處性轉版電鋸殺人狂的女魔族。順帶一提,那位電鋸魔族玩家的現實職業是法醫,她的對手們被開腸破肚絕對是職業病使然,好在系統會視情況打馬賽克,否則那畫面太美好,實在不忍卒睹啊。560Please respect copyright.PENANAEWBYY0hQb4
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「怪拐睡~快快睡~再不睡覺就把你疵掉~喵!」窩在哥哥胸前的喵喵仙貝小貓,揮著肉球把所能看到的敵方範圍催眠後,就來了個冰雹雨打得大家冷吱吱,再來一招火隕石雨,可謂是冰火九重天,皇室派頓時哀鴻遍野,卻又找不到罪魁禍首,誰讓目標太小隻、現場人太多。560Please respect copyright.PENANAyP7Ww6xZ6T
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PVP與PVE的其中一個不同點,就是PVP玩家對仇恨值的吸引不如NPC怪。舉凡有PVP常識的人都知道,補血和解狀態的祭司絕對是首要剷除目標。因此,皇室玩家在發現泰迪熊後,儘管臉被拍得再痛,再想扁那顆爆炸頭,也得先攻擊團隊的支柱——祭司。560Please respect copyright.PENANApPHOtc8iph
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祭司嘛,就補血補狀態,最多尖叫求救魔音穿腦外,還有啥殺傷力呢?560Please respect copyright.PENANAaa46EjfVvL
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於是,泰大神操起完美的走位,躲開後方突襲,右法杖捅幾下,左拳頭揮幾次,最後胸口一串烈焰隨轉身橫掃四方,企圖暗殺祭司的人全抱頭倒地哭了。尼馬的這哪來的凶殘玩家啊?專捅人眼瞎和打人下巴咬舌,還會噴火勒!哪有祭司會火法的?作弊!外掛!GM快抓非法份子啊!560Please respect copyright.PENANAYTQvpunohI
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哼!敢傷害哥,就燒死你們!兄控小貓吹了吹肉球上的小火苗,好不霸氣!可惜沒人看到。560Please respect copyright.PENANAW6AaUv6knm
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好嘛,祭司打不到,法師找不到,那接著順位下去的就是血薄傷高的召喚師了!於是,後頭接著湧上的皇室玩家,將目標對向看似柔弱好欺負的塞倫。誰知,近戰系才靠近十尺,就聞到一股香氣而暈眩不得動彈,遠戰系的才丟去攻擊,就被一把浴血巨劍擋下。560Please respect copyright.PENANAgQwy018CTf
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「打小三!」隨著矮人的一聲怒吼,幾條金色螢光迅速飛來,將方才的遠戰系拉過去後,黏膩膩的粉色愛的小手便撲天蓋地瘋狂拍下,緊接著還有女劍士的高根靴踹踏。560Please respect copyright.PENANAbPISWRZOXg
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「誰准你打我男神?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAui34aEOQja
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「不准傷害我老婆!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAXmcOmwnXQz
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嗚嗚嗚!咱們不打這一票人可以了吧?叫罵聲中,首批領便當的倒楣鬼們,哭回尼本達島的復活點後,直接轉向衝往岸邊,打算對第一批登陸的海產族大兵與海洋派敵軍下手。只可惜,他們還太過樂觀了。560Please respect copyright.PENANAqlWXOZWm1T
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「嘖,肚子餓了,趕快打一打,老娘趕著吃飯。」女武神一身性感金盔與血紅色緊身戰袍,甩著以金色羽盔束起的紅豔長馬尾,將華麗巨大的發光長矛一揮,快狠准擊飛射來的砲彈,隨後睥睨由遠而至的皇室派玩家,美艷粉眸閃過凶悍的殺意。560Please respect copyright.PENANASa3gG7OhHi
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天!是近來崛起的力霸女武神NPC《瓦爾妲里》,這是哪家爆人品的公會請來的啊?剛死過一回的皇室派玩家又淚流滿面了。560Please respect copyright.PENANAc1PYgitt1U
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話說回城堡戰況。560Please respect copyright.PENANArTGPeQFgrS
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偷襲城堡的首要目的當然是皇宮大廳,因此,空降大隊刻意挑選較易通往室內的地點降落,自是一轉身就碰上巡邏隊NPC,旁又有敵方玩家,可說是被重重包夾,不過,這海洋突襲隊可是精心挑選的好手,自然沒將這些障礙放在眼裡。560Please respect copyright.PENANAURwuU4rEtX
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「唬爛妹子!打渣渣開路就交給我們,你們盡管往大廳衝去!」NPC丹梅夫接住迴旋拋的武器後,再往前一甩,為唬爛等人清出一大片空間。她身後的妹子們也不落人後地斧起斧落,揮灑自己的汗水與他人的血水。560Please respect copyright.PENANAgnxDLWR4jo
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出人意料的是,丹梅夫竟是個手扛幾百斤巨斧的嬌小蘿莉,而她率領的妹子團也多是矮個女漢子,每隻旋轉一圈就把周圍敵人打飛。有此開掛清路器,他們當然要好好利用。560Please respect copyright.PENANAZwMBHsoQr3
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「謝啦,丹姐!」唬爛斬落趁隙射來的敵方弓箭,問隊友:「前面有岔路,往哪個方向?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAPKgs0Jb4d3
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「往左。」塞倫快速瞄了眼皇宮藍圖,忙不停手地操作火麒麟凌空噴火,邊趁隙散播另一特殊藥劑《含笑半步囧》,據說明指示,敵方聞之,將狂笑至臉抽成囧字為止。於是,一時間現場M氣盎然,一群皇室派邊笑邊挨打,雖不至於停止攻擊,但大為降低準確率,也算頗有佳效。560Please respect copyright.PENANAqEeDxOrRJg
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一路這般步步殺至皇室大廳外,已是三十分鐘後的事了。皇室兵力果真不可小覷,有死不完的士兵NPC,還有率領士兵護衛的菁英怪騎士將領不時攔阻。幸好,罷課司機陸續空投送來的新戰力個個具有某瘋狂特質,莫怪當初活屍坑能跳得這麼嗨。560Please respect copyright.PENANAwdKkYtWhBk
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「不要來啊,有話好說,有話好說,咱們都是地球的一份子,打打殺殺的何必呢?」名為《我喂人人人人餵我》的赤腳男武僧,用一碗金缽敲得敵人頭破血流,卻還口口聲聲勸說和平齊天下,整一個雙重人格。560Please respect copyright.PENANAsWngDHNJJe
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「唉呀,不小心又鋸斷誰的腰啦,呵呵呵!」電鋸女魔《那一年俺們一起腐過的CP》咯咯嬌笑,秀麗妖冶的臉蛋沾了些血跡,加上噴著血汁肉沫的電鋸,已然又嚇跑一批皇室玩家。她抹掉眼角的液體,繼續歡樂鉅敵軍,邊對唬爛大喊:「老娘宰了四十八個,你勒?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAhJaY6Yl7tY
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「啊哈!正好五十一個!」唬爛大吼回去,殺敵快意盡在臉上,手中龍紋骨劍血光奪目,一個橫掃,不知誰的頭被斬飛。她一身火紅勁裝好似浴血戰神,讓剛在岸邊被女武神宰回來的皇室玩家又一次淚了。560Please respect copyright.PENANAhOKAhzG9ds
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「報告!小弟正跟大神隊往皇宮大廳殺去。嘖嘖嘖,這皇室實在富得流油啊,百分百黃金打造,剛小弟不慎拉下一個看起來挺高官的NPC褲子,發現人家的內褲也是黃金做的,實在太神奇了!請問NPC大哥會不會有卡到陰的感覺?什麼?原來只是鍍金的,真正純黃金打造內褲的是王子和國王。好的,為了追求新聞真相,小弟一定會想辦法去拉王子和國王的褲子……」據說現實職業是網路主播的刺客《有顆痣遠方來》,正喋喋不休地在聯盟頻道作現場報導,邊扔暗器捅匕首招招爆擊,動作之敏捷完全不輸給那張靈巧的嘴。560Please respect copyright.PENANA7TnkxOZB50
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「我擦!男人的內褲有啥好看,看妹子的還差不多!」巨牛混血騎士《不來的鼻特癢》仗著體格優勢搶在前方開路,將一對鐵血雙刀揮得虎虎生風,氣勢萬千。他左右劈砍,橫掃千軍後,轉頭對滿地亂滾的肉盾說:「花椰菜老兄,你這騎士當得也真辛苦,我看了都要為你落淚。」560Please respect copyright.PENANA0kuEmh0LCU
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「為了保護老婆,哥再辛苦都值得喔喔喔!」肉盾爬起來又一拍加長版愛的小手,將彎身竄至塞倫身邊的鼠人刺客拍退,系統便歡樂給兩人加了恩愛放閃度。560Please respect copyright.PENANABkWioD8OzN
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「肌肉兄貴雷神大怒劈喵!」正好接棒的喵喵仙貝丟去五道落雷,於是香噴噴的電焦鼠肉連吱一聲都沒就飛回復活點。他一隻肉球繼續揮著魔法招術,另一隻肉球摸摸肚子後抽出奶油酥餅,邊咬邊抬頭喵聲問:「喵呣……太師父來吵哥惹沒呀喵?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAY0AvbAY1lT
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「還沒,也許要等他登陸才會呼喚。」泰迪熊忙不停蹄地補血補狀態,又不斷釋放魔噬咒吸取週身敵方生命力,「技能進度?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAQ2WYAM66VR
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「才剛超過二分之一。」塞倫不忍直視這滿場廝殺,特別是唬爛還在跟人比數字,讓他不禁搖頭直嘆,PVP實在不是他的菜,畢竟被打到還是會痛的啊,這些人都太M了!但不可否認的是,這群平時看似言行抽風的怪人真的很強,難怪主持作戰會議的領導會推薦這批人——560Please respect copyright.PENANAawVqANNHqL
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『摔不死的?嗯,不怕死的瘋子如何?』560Please respect copyright.PENANA7e66M3cE4R
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當肉盾轉述對方答覆時,所有人都露出滿意的壞笑表情,令塞倫覺得自己會跟這些人有交集,實在是難以理解的緣分。560Please respect copyright.PENANAYO0Wz4XlRz
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一番激戰後,他們終於清掉堵在大廳入口的敵軍,卻未直接攻入,反而極有默契地駐足噤聲,原先鬧轟轟的皇宮頓時安靜下來,令廳內的皇室成員有些摸不著頭緒。560Please respect copyright.PENANA7H1KKt9RWg
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「來啦!來啦!俺們要衝進去啦!」560Please respect copyright.PENANA6NsUQl1bRX
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人群中,不知誰爆出這句狂吼,一塊黑影便從門口竄入大廳,大廳兩側便隨即躍出潛伏的皇室玩家迅速攻去,卻在看清闖進大廳的只是一個形似啞鈴的物件後,皆不禁愣住了。就在這麼一秒間,那物件忽然炸出極亮的白光,在這純黃金打造的殿堂內連續折射反光,閃得廳內所有人都摀眼哀嚎。560Please respect copyright.PENANAmwXq3RARVQ
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「媽啦!這樣也能放閃?」560Please respect copyright.PENANAnypbpug87V
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「要瞎啦!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAU2l1z2dH1g
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「混蛋!這跟說好的不一樣啊!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAhzdExj5gKC
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兵不厭詐,誰跟你說好了?見敵方果真中計,海洋派玩家紛紛揚起腹黑壞笑,在爆炸頭具有協助同盟調節視野亮度的功能下,舉起武器大步衝了進去。560Please respect copyright.PENANAZpJH8SDL7A
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「真的一點都不覺得刺眼啊!花椰菜頭,小弟錯怪你的頭了,這等犧牲小我……」有顆痣遠方來游刃有餘地往人家胸口送匕首,嘴裡仍不忘本業地做現場直播。其他人也見一個凌虐一個,見兩個劈砍兩個,輝煌宮殿頓時成了一面倒的屠宰場。560Please respect copyright.PENANAl6DiDZQwTR
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倒是進行儀式的老國師仍敬業地站在法陣上,喃喃念著儀式祝詞。他們若來得及仔細一看的話,便知原來人家根本沒睜開眼過,估計這個NPC老人家對念詞有莫名熱衷吧,瞧其他宰相、臣子NPC都倉皇找藏身處了,偏就老國師還屹立不搖。560Please respect copyright.PENANAqWvVHJPZjr
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「放肆!來人啊,把他們全斬了!國師速速完成儀式!」尼本達國王高坐在皇位上摀著眼,激動怒吼毫無新意的台詞,完全體現大Boss就是要在寶座上指揮等壓軸的老梗。560Please respect copyright.PENANAwdiQ17PqLR
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老國師聞言,連忙高舉持杖的手,加快口中的念辭,杖端的光芒亦是越盛,令眾人心頭一驚。而愛德華王子也等不及似地跌撞衝到祭台前拔出配劍,準備在儀式一結束就立刻下手。560Please respect copyright.PENANAqD1b5UGhw7
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此刻,恢復少年身段的貝貝小魚,仍穿著一身水藍色薄袍,正如塞倫與肉盾於珊瑚礁島上初見小魚的模樣,卻是昏迷不醒地躺在祭台上,對自己接下來的命運渾然不覺。560Please respect copyright.PENANAkHtULiOmd1
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就在這時,身形飄渺的有顆痣遠方來,以刺客特有的隱蹤步伐欺近國師背後,倏地神來一手,「報告!小弟發現國師的內褲也是黃金打造,雖然純度不佳。」560Please respect copyright.PENANAI5uEw36gVM
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「……」560Please respect copyright.PENANAaCYo3Dn2Fo
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大廳瞬間安靜了一秒,不論NPC或玩家,皆禁不住好奇地朝被扯落褲子露出黃金尿布的老國師望去,並森森地囧了。泥馬的大夥正戰得你死我活,你就給觀眾看這個?560Please respect copyright.PENANAqHDbypmJ4K
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「天啊!地啊!老夫的第一次就這麼沒了,嚶嚶嚶~」什麼裡子面子都掉光的老國師,再顧不得沒完成的祝詞,立馬老淚縱痕地掩面奔逃,儀式也就此中斷。560Please respect copyright.PENANAmlYsfssLdA
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愛德華王子愣了又愣,顯然這NPC也是初次面對這狀況。不過,國王畢竟是大Boss,反應自然比其他NPC快,遂又緊急下令:「直接動手!」560Please respect copyright.PENANAzHyXidclZf
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糟!拖延時間不成反加快宰魚進度,只能說奇囧戰術還真不是次次都有效!560Please respect copyright.PENANAvUh6nivrG7
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眼見王子已將利刃對向貝貝小魚,海洋陣營個個冒出一身冷汗,這下該怎麼辦啊?560Please respect copyright.PENANAxAwzZ8qWUs
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大戰篇埋了很多第二部的伏筆,順便介紹主配角:怪人組和之後出現的神小受XDDD560Please respect copyright.PENANA5hXGTbGwOw
如果有機會寫第二部的話(艸(#560Please respect copyright.PENANAzMRz97vEr7
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【下篇預告】《全服激戰(中)》險象環生!字數約八千多字,禮拜一早上發。560Please respect copyright.PENANAO3roMTqzxx
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