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Worst Moment Ever
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Master Of Fandoms
Dec 12, 2015
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No Plagiarism!0NXnQ8GKue5WBM7kp0H7posted on PENANA

*Dramatic entrance* Hello everyone, your friendly neighborhood genderfluid here with a story about one of my worst moments and a shining example of why you don't explain gender identity to a little kid.46Please respect copyright.PENANAhekxLnvabN
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So it's an average day. I'm at a buddy's house, and after winning yet another video game contest, I was bored and decided to steal his little sister's finger nail polish and paint my nails.copyright protection42PENANA4942wUadFF

Insert Princess Tiny and Princess Terror, my friend's two little sisters. copyright protection42PENANAsKC3wJoWK5

"Why are you painting your nails," Elisabeth, aka Princess Tiny asked. copyright protection42PENANA4yZInFyj9H

"Because I can."copyright protection42PENANAAdRFgnAqAf

"But isn't that a girl thing? And your a guy?"copyright protection42PENANA63ZI6wsvtc

Oh boy, i thought, here we go again. So, I look to my buddy for help, but he shakes his head, grabbing a bottle of wine from beneath the cabinet and pouring him a bit, before returning it to wherever his mother had hidden it.copyright protection42PENANABxLAf9gOsp

So I start explaining how some peoples gender doesn't match their sex and other such stuff, and she's listening, and I think she is finally understanding, after all she's a smart little thing. But, as we all know, kids say the darndest things.copyright protection42PENANAw3DnITKjkl

"So when you dress like a girl, do you grow, you know girl parts?" she asked innocently.copyright protection42PENANAyqoy9v5C0y

"Um...Um...n-no" I manage to stammer. Meanwhile, my buddy is choking from laughing so hard, and I'm ready to hide, because of all the bad moments in my life, trying to explain that to a child had to be the worst!!copyright protection42PENANAPB6AclJtab

So I did the smart thing and pulled my sleeves out of my hoodie, turned it around, and covered my face with the hood. Except the kid wouldn't let me hide in peace, because she pulls the hood down, and smiles sweetly.copyright protection42PENANASGfw3YpNhK

"I found you. And I'm still confused. What happens when you dress like a girl?"copyright protection42PENANA9Pbyol3tX4

*Facepalms* so friends, this is why you don't try to explain gender fluid to a child, especially not one under the age of ten.copyright protection42PENANA2MG8mTu5mE

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