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Worst Moment Ever
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Dec 12, 2015
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No Plagiarism!cdnUxpCMQr4DYSsAFSQEposted on PENANA

*Dramatic entrance* Hello everyone, your friendly neighborhood genderfluid here with a story about one of my worst moments and a shining example of why you don't explain gender identity to a little kid.56Please respect copyright.PENANAf7QZMntBHR
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So it's an average day. I'm at a buddy's house, and after winning yet another video game contest, I was bored and decided to steal his little sister's finger nail polish and paint my nails.copyright protection52PENANAgi9EcH4PuU

Insert Princess Tiny and Princess Terror, my friend's two little sisters. copyright protection52PENANAgyyfr1P7UG

"Why are you painting your nails," Elisabeth, aka Princess Tiny asked. copyright protection52PENANALG10ce2mo8

"Because I can."copyright protection52PENANAiFrrjD8ntC

"But isn't that a girl thing? And your a guy?"copyright protection52PENANAiKbQZDRPKL

Oh boy, i thought, here we go again. So, I look to my buddy for help, but he shakes his head, grabbing a bottle of wine from beneath the cabinet and pouring him a bit, before returning it to wherever his mother had hidden it.copyright protection52PENANAvwrxxEMz1a

So I start explaining how some peoples gender doesn't match their sex and other such stuff, and she's listening, and I think she is finally understanding, after all she's a smart little thing. But, as we all know, kids say the darndest things.copyright protection52PENANAHjP8K9MTwg

"So when you dress like a girl, do you grow, you know girl parts?" she asked innocently.copyright protection52PENANAvO0HEZkwP4

"Um...Um...n-no" I manage to stammer. Meanwhile, my buddy is choking from laughing so hard, and I'm ready to hide, because of all the bad moments in my life, trying to explain that to a child had to be the worst!!copyright protection52PENANAilBKS8pEHq

So I did the smart thing and pulled my sleeves out of my hoodie, turned it around, and covered my face with the hood. Except the kid wouldn't let me hide in peace, because she pulls the hood down, and smiles sweetly.copyright protection52PENANAPoKFxuOjnk

"I found you. And I'm still confused. What happens when you dress like a girl?"copyright protection52PENANAzT9ABOAVlp

*Facepalms* so friends, this is why you don't try to explain gender fluid to a child, especially not one under the age of ten.copyright protection52PENANA0DKBoDKOir

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