希逸:「我寧死都唔食雞子,我做唔到咁殘忍嘅行為。」309Please respect copyright.PENANApcxMGHRGxj
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阿妹:「你今晚唔食,我話俾你聽,你一定會打直入嚟,打橫出呢個門口。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAf2WWoQNcAE
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希逸:「你唔好大我吖!我武林高手嚟㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAnJAHwhjFDr
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阿妹:「哎吔!我好驚吖!我跆拳道黑帶㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAv6jemFsi4M
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希逸:「嚟!我哋一決高下,輸咗嗰個今晚洗晒啲碗。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAFhCE8CAmt3
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阿妹:「加食多粒雞子。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAf3sZRZ1w4A
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希逸:「好!一於咁話!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAJCtjBOKNGH
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阿妹:「阿哥!你做評判。」309Please respect copyright.PENANATXvFhNiOnd
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我:「好!預……備!開始!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAOKgo1PUaBO
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楚翹:「開波喇!雙方互相試探對方,大家都未展開攻擊。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAtuzAncJOA9
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我:「咪住,阿妹形色一變,突然撲向希逸,使出「龍舟掛鼓」,希逸反應唔切,跌喺梳化上面。」309Please respect copyright.PENANA8fnxMSIHMS
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楚翹:「呢個時候,佢哋呈現「女上男下」嘅動作。嘩!個動作有啲核突,唔方便由我開口講,都係交返俾浚彥講先!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAuYRwwm129s
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我:「呢啲嘢梗係由我講啦!就係……就係「小希逸」變大咗喇!Wow!「小希逸」茁壯成長喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA258b9VuoJj
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楚翹:「「小希逸」頂到阿妹,阿妹順勢一仆,希逸雖然攬住阿妹,但阿妹收制不及,希逸仲食埋波餅㖭吖!希逸真係又食又拎喇!呢個時候,裁判究竟要分開佢哋定由佢哋繼續攬呢?裁判,你點睇吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAVCrwf7NG6h
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我:「正常嚟講呢,就要分開嘅,但作為親戚嚟講,就扮睇唔到啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA6zZxVKHxMz
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楚翹:「佢哋嘴落去喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAkLP9b07lqu
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我:「嘴還嘴,唔好打茄輪吖……喂!我未講完就打,唔得吖,就嚟變18禁㗎喇!「叮叮」第一回合,完!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAwqvG0TJ2di
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希逸:「我認輸!我唔玩喇!再玩就精盡人亡㗎喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAgQyn9qRRm6
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阿妹:「廢Jer,垃圾。咁你今晚洗碗喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA0dGJ2E4a0E
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希逸:「我份人願賭服輸,洗咪洗囉!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAiz973ufNAJ
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阿妹:「唔好唔記得要食雞子喎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAbOhjnWEq3z
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希逸:「後數得唔得?」309Please respect copyright.PENANALphLjoCDTL
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阿妹:「你話呢?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAuQ91WxXtvd
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希逸:「我話可以後數。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAk4e2j2RxZG
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阿妹:「發你個春夢啦!而家找數。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAtT6J3rJfbs
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希逸:「肥哥你要幫我吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAXyyDigr4Zs
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我:「好吖!咁擘大口啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAffxRcGoZ0L
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希逸:「連你都俾佢哋兩個洗腦喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAdMY372WMrT
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我:「妹夫,你要克服恐懼吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAIPCeiN063b
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希逸:「你係咪克服咗先?得喇!我信你喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAJhmZLWEcV7
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係咪好想知希逸點解突然會信我呢?我喺佢面前直接放粒雞子落口囉!真係……真係好難食吖!我格硬吞落肚咋!309Please respect copyright.PENANAELCETI0XFw
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希逸:「好……我食喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAhQ7WJDbh0V
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從對白形容唔到希逸嘅慘況,等我用文字描述先。309Please respect copyright.PENANAlnWwH8LJSr
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希逸行刑前,攞住佢嘅刑具-筷子,夾住佢嘅陪葬品-雞子,然後將粒雞子放落口入面。劊子手-牙齒,直接行刑,一嘢咬落去。309Please respect copyright.PENANA8xmnvsdMN4
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粒雞子肯定營養豐富,希逸一咬落去,就好似《食神》粒醬爆賴尿牛丸咁,「咇」晒啲汁出嚟。不過《食神》嗰啲係牛汁,而希逸爆嗰啲汁就比白X氏嘅雞精更「雞精」喇!309Please respect copyright.PENANAsxvE5KVI3R
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希逸:「嘩!真係好撚難食,啲汁汁好核突,真係唔知點解你哋可以咁鍾意食。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAAVN5EKuCJT
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阿妹:「你每晚都射唔少啦!咪又係呢啲。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAb5VdxocibA
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希逸:「我嗰啲肯定有營養多啲啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAb3OpgvPnxq
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阿妹:「你會唔會食自己嗰啲先?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAMYwkkx5Enb
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希逸:「點會食得落口吖!全部係生命嚟㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANANr54wsS7Tq
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阿妹:「咁咪係囉,食雞子以形補形吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAsaeqExNush
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希逸:「我又唔係雞!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAisP9fw4iGv
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阿妹:「差唔多啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAMTcwJFAclc
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希逸:「又唔見你攞隻雞做男朋友。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAJeuBay5aRH
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阿妹:「雞同人都唔同。雞又唔會同你傾心事;而且雞又唔會好似啱先某人咁,起機喎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANACMjwLeDOnN
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希逸:「我……我邊有啫?」309Please respect copyright.PENANATQk9e5K93c
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阿妹:「係囉!唔知啱先邊個由細J變大J咁囉!見到我靠埋啲就會扯旗囉!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA7PdyloVIQY
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希逸:「咁都係見你靚女先扯啫。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAnacsrg489g
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阿妹:「即係你認有扯啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA0Q10AmrYEP
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希逸:「唔通話冷縮熱脹咩?」309Please respect copyright.PENANADmG1jaRrEs
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阿妹:「扯旗又有咩大不了啫?正常生理反應嚟㗎!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAl7QTlupTsP
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希逸:「我驚你仲鹹濕過我……」309Please respect copyright.PENANAWVAFtljJ9o
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阿妹:「點會吖!我又pure又true㗎,我乖乖女嚟!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA42vuuT7ePM
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希逸:「聽住先啦!連呢啲都咁熟,好難覺得係乖乖女喎。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAuEMeqbXbMc
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阿妹:「全個歐陽家最乖就係我同楚翹喇!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAsTvhTopffH
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希逸:「冇證冇據,講乜都得啦!」309Please respect copyright.PENANAF2uAfNFKvw
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阿妹:「咁你係咪要試下最壞嘅我先?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAAuKo2MRCtY
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希逸:「壞咗凱婷?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAxfXufRyiNz
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阿妹:「何止壞過凱婷,我壞到得你一個要。」309Please respect copyright.PENANA8Micy6ow1G
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希逸:「梗係啦!我係一個壞咗嘅人嚟㗎嘛!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA2pnuY7mD4Z
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阿妹:「我咪就係壞咗嘅女朋友囉!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA05LE0AF5io
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希逸:「我哋係壞人情侶二人組。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAucIweUIIB5
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楚翹:「B吖!咁我哋兩個係咩?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAHM42FZZikG
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我:「寶貝二人組?」309Please respect copyright.PENANA7uCnqomvks
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楚翹:「唔好聽,有冇啲好聽啲㗎?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAUU68PAA9BQ
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我:「型男索女二人組?」309Please respect copyright.PENANAsMRs8M8ndV
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楚翹:「我係索女,但你唔係型男喎。」309Please respect copyright.PENANATqDU2emeTk
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我:「咁你有咩提議吖?索女。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAbDJB8eVNxK
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楚翹:「索女與野獸。」309Please respect copyright.PENANAdEJccL6QTm
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我:「我邊度似野獸?」309Please respect copyright.PENANABtgyJtvpMI
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「似吖!」309Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZqGEV7Yr6
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你哋三個,有冇咁齊吖!309Please respect copyright.PENANASYFJrurAtC
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(待續 To be continued)309Please respect copyright.PENANA0kledA30f6
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講到口臭都要講多次,呢度係澄澄故事台,唔係澄澄甜故台吖!睇甜故就去隔離台睇啦!