我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7Egs2PlM1
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGxARJJ6Ne
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNGfaxtngby
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGxVFWN1ccm
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZiNIUG87C
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFiQdirRkcN
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE4fuj7ROnQ
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuS5IQzxabV
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxpVjObE6jB
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5i0os3PSLJ
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtTAdnhZPs6
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老闆：「我會喎！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpJbzXWIP0Q
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrv0ZdjQ0y
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSwPbjJVEAM
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhKVsGioF8Q
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZK7L5crkzc
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqsZEd37zZ3
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2sJGUVONLL
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAnVw4FqWQq
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMs84bkxpZj
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ86k5j0bAH0
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ36wdIIFf0C
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ786j86ujBv
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzOjMbW9v4Z
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIAMCzf3Je
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu45912cLvW
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK4cB3lWyjn
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIc6Pkqj1uu
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgCRgdB2bXG
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAbdv7XCwjF
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI22iDViRve
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2mNRvwE99e
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7ViHuhZhsr
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjlezsiG63r
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfRyYiivVJC
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZF7cYYN6F
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4B0AgIRrT
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5MOpToftG
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs5HOu6zdDD
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ30o2sm1YOK
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkz7qDQZw2B
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqfCDLhI5rZ
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡym9VYQjVDy
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGuJkYnwHnd
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhJJ6wIyLT9
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOnPCacfeAL
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBp6oAqrwlm
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDiINRug0Rh
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我：「係靈活。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVaQzncRedP
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9x2uBK5oac
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWozuSHiGJh
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu3QrQ3a2JN
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWjI3nJ0EZJ
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDLYQgXgh4L
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbxbng3feDf
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R68bjxjZ6
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZYVsExH7Av
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSycschgMRv
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJMe6gk05Wv
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6c1fF8vai9
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPzomKfotbJ
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ0tXLCRq73
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXLDfM3jKFA
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyv2yOQpWo
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUqNf33n3UY
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAPcOBdsha
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUBCf9En7e
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRO51wcTjun
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFbsRFBJGiE
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlugxCnfGGw
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楚翹：「流~德華。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEIf6N3J6qw
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaKVmzJ9dFb
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyHWrYz76h1
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51MAZnATnf
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrv5pG9oEbP
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvbSQyx89K1
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjJV83ApWbk
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpTCPPg0XEE
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhy0ozXeQAg
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwKMkzv2PKS
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我：「牛津囉！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLcOW7uRlzz
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUDqXb9o0l0
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9a85e35qru
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGf95OnYZk7
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydOmfkQiOl
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeB0jLW7n8y
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm57uCxPDFP
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd8EPqWhgdf
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」322Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkyeLogo2U
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