我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDukcr7IPZI
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzeh2jSm9gk
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg54bKFouKC
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6dj9no6av
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjuPBgavMa8
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9GrBSvwA83
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOaNg1MLs0a
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrwT7VbWbG
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT05QHv6e12
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKTXcOUlY6
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEztWQSKMKe
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老闆：「我會喎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHqvueu6EZ
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0WIlEVsjHF
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8rpLTwSgFS
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqqN3AQEKS7
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzc5nZcvIXr
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLebAZBHEo
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk66jwpoAjc
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbzrj2fz5Y7
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwivsGppNg1
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSfCacWIqhV
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa8TVil3N3
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpuHhQUQaR
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2xY3SQQAKH
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGH4FWznt0f
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarg8yBpod2
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Yw0D5sGL6
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1WVLb5eUuo
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhq4g2Q8CWb
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Sm1ZzIjMf
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1G0fOxhWu
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuiQzHh2pAZ
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWroaxAO0Et
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGw0d5d7jo
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvNjGjzkkWB
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RfyorukEW
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLGznpfII8
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZfw844ayRM
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡygq5vM0gvP
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡestOTSZ9Ou
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYPh2vLVFEh
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0L8Kgd0bNt
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtS7QkIwc7c
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJOoPZuuCe
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVzUhu2982U
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhRQjft8k9O
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJAsiBH6xip
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZdXxEOxxT
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我：「係靈活。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhEuM8R1zGX
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KpWDIpzfS
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡijOrdlSeAL
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iQcSwZ28z
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxDefdWDmmG
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBHC130Bcsk
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIAYV13afj
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG4gb3cRj4
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrmtK2xJD4a
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wXO8KCJ7o
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32aXXIrgCj
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlIIXnWvTXT
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvA7LkXVhu
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOodUQAPDRo
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwTjTLsUMtS
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnrTUHDPxST
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6F1sChT3yP
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE2fQeRIN3D
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzzLNfV8peg
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrbpTtw799a
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYpAwOtagDY
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTZeQ6PFFZi
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楚翹：「流~德華。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHt7t7bllra
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4mnjVmmge6
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSJSFqPVHjQ
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoPnvWnd5UO
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPtx5cVhjp2
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZST78YQo2i
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYiIxDP2KJj
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7QNhbWbUY
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuLwdyLPxvd
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFVe7qoLApT
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我：「牛津囉！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjvGLR7ucTx
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqA7wMzydml
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCa6c78eDuK
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡowYlTDBfJv
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgx7s1VR0W
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMTFxc8MlX
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCLG7WrVzzY
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqtbXVCQov
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」277Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJC1h1e7hqs
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（待續 To be continued）
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