我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAWGxLAFcFR1
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAdWAYj8GVFx
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAkjWGKfBzxy
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAiQsC1MBnh9
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」288Please respect copyright.PENANA7cXTa5dE5P
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAhyF0QkcACm
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」288Please respect copyright.PENANAHTNoS7qnhg
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAYEKXgbpBGw
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」288Please respect copyright.PENANALneymJfilr
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAbPujLXBLiy
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAxjeyI95aoN
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老闆:「我會喎!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAsdDnD4ecCj
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAIdohyje7so
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAQHCUTjuQhA
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAPHHujVSGoD
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAAEdwbKL1oX
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」288Please respect copyright.PENANA1xWoD049zW
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAeucrxHw0qy
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAeTSSnliDH7
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAUT4FCwOAYX
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAJMIucgQL5n
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAg6p1FeS9jD
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAmIcKsWnUkd
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAOTDnmIE7q0
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAOtvewOuefC
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」288Please respect copyright.PENANADKJJwdLpAG
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAt6gvRgVS5p
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」288Please respect copyright.PENANAWeDajfgwbK
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAsxZ2XG4l0j
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAiZTrmxRQGm
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAFepUUzQGLh
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAop2YvvWkvv
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAoOvkCd7WGG
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」288Please respect copyright.PENANAgZMqx0mzfM
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAPyPjMQXm5P
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」288Please respect copyright.PENANAVyweMToVrS
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAO7aJFN8qro
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAxSJ4aCbE48
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」288Please respect copyright.PENANA4ce2e0EEJt
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAR6oN99sMUc
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAqJe6evgFAL
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」288Please respect copyright.PENANA1LXiViYS6f
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAP0j7KkNWpg
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」288Please respect copyright.PENANApAE9RJSIyn
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAXvTgf1GzSH
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAkp84yMQKnT
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」288Please respect copyright.PENANAvveEWio5UZ
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAqPC7hE7x1g
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我:「係靈活。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAL9cli2kncM
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAaoYaigShUd
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAsh6ciwcsqI
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAcQFJOabBJ4
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」288Please respect copyright.PENANA3EMBJAzZs1
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」288Please respect copyright.PENANA6IQPPVy8On
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」288Please respect copyright.PENANA3CVTqgb54T
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAyDXmfApyIF
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAakcrWNnYre
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAwhsDxfkZ4T
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAWlyW66PRiK
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」288Please respect copyright.PENANA2NlGv8KLRV
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAjoXVKMFJTk
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAMrAcMuRy9v
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」288Please respect copyright.PENANATsHiz2Djve
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAZXa2WdqSMt
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」288Please respect copyright.PENANA9fjNYqpedg
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAZoITSM8wxw
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAjlt2rpbeQ7
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」288Please respect copyright.PENANA8SLmpNu34M
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAzDI9nBbZfv
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAZeau0VM7Ph
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楚翹:「流~德華。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAYUbNrN3djG
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAPl9xrHIBX1
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAY01BYHMOGk
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAGR8lgEimqC
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAQSrQEvS6KN
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」288Please respect copyright.PENANAAU88mmHk5Z
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAPM7268pUDe
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」288Please respect copyright.PENANAqIJriIJ75l
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAEd5JHi831H
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」288Please respect copyright.PENANAllhHSz812i
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我:「牛津囉!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAvIDMMKoT50
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAMs22zfSgwJ
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」288Please respect copyright.PENANA3UsJ7VQcaD
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAiGWHQK8bzu
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」288Please respect copyright.PENANARZ8C0h0kKp
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」288Please respect copyright.PENANAJBqWiTbqvY
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAqPS24WHU7Z
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAeBY8d3vWoY
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」288Please respect copyright.PENANAklS6wQksMU
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(待續 To be continued)