阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZnPz1PfzZy
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp65lbAx4Ai
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7yNUzyvq8u
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我：「好兄弟。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenqNmFzLAo
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc4XoCCfkL7
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ358oJVJXXT
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdjdXgw9N35
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdtCcDOQTPz
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyREykP9Pyl
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我：「洗埋先準走。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvfBQOsCrvf
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiZQXV6JBll
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrtPS1ffY5t
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFMn2o8SYt
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPidq3zhPGR
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0MXMY0GrVf
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtes7QWT4q
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTViTKGND6Y
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6jH3btMbhD
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRmXcRplRRx
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrnuiRcfjxF
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6qKqShgpy4
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctP6kPJ93Y
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL0QdRvGRQ2
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj9zmGjLY2C
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQGH16rsH7C
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIT502FCKZ
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我：「你係咪未死過。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYBRLhVtRve
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡspHoVtGuHW
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我：「擰轉身。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9oMzBeE3f
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希逸：「做咩先。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡngTf0iuJxS
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我：「你轉咗先。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5eaisjLEpO
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAIElOvdLm
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj1VLeU0LD
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6XhN2gmYG7
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡctDqGx0FCp
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98bc1ia8Sn
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBOAS8HFKH
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRqjY1dbxCU
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFZgy7XdsY
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJwLuIHSgqS
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtvc5sJZBcW
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz2YywedHna
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0cWz2r8n4
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ7lpbTZmJb
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaEQwBgosd
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUusVGtwwTY
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3kdOImNbO
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoeXaghIGUr
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0NNSYnJj7y
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqKkOBlJ6He
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbSrwEPGHQU
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdqTgrmM4eg
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS63ELk4h27
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVjFNiJOwwa
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wVLHCHTk9
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3EDCHukHyD
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2asMvAcCB
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Nb9qsHjxk
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnFGwkAO2M
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXXPZcpyttH
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxD7EOSuqlY
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgIsyitIOrL
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4aQxjw3syQ
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPmMN4ZCgTw
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWP65CJWhoz
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDilFmpSh3v
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcDKaN70Bky
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZg9cWrpGFu
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG3TquNq3mc
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVv9P8feATA
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6nSICH4NN0
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wpdX4lNkE
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH5A77yaZ2i
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY2bxtX5jSH
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdighG4w0FB
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKquf3MCOQ3
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuaIZpahOrE
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1mYx8SkpK
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpdcO7tRr27
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcP7zrEZU9r
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Aa0lpcab2
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ob7helbNJ
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0tS5jb4AT
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楚翹：「除非咩？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKTkx1QG6GV
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYFMDx7JXJ3
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1rdH4NZaRt
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtVYl9Pmlp
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希逸：「大嫂好！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlzJhEntCQD
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrVzYm5Piib
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxIlkZQXjjB
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡocSwTgFVA7
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaoaClH6aQd
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SYRBr3n7h
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq1BoszOK16
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3CIxtwZwQW
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIAocY9tCdW
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEE7Tds1wZh
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（待續 To be continued）330Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU3BSqHDMVL
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