阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQCkwk8Mu7V
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnuiXeXiWgm
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡecUSKM6bOm
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我：「好兄弟。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbY7dkaNr1r
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1BhwYohevi
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTympYk30Km
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOeYEj1gU2
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJF3Necr2jP
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOKXJLij3c
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我：「洗埋先準走。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPbvw1bBiOG
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi0UFGmCRRg
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwHMGI4rAwn
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQSvRrbIqp
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZb4inu4Fuq
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZTwF7pvUFX
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiuK3Cly18u
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLrC1J605eP
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvJGkFb2SBa
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjGmyHop1j2
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1siXTqgwI
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPR3GabeXGl
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFNB2MBLOrJ
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgmBh2wTkoe
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS6Frj6A9Yd
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOkQJOl5T0a
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ85LBING7X6
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我：「你係咪未死過。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw1bhkjXwRr
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXfi2HJrEE
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我：「擰轉身。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡadQ3wiF72H
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希逸：「做咩先。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTGeId98VfX
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我：「你轉咗先。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQb0n3NPmym
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiznxU4NING
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtGxOhsRcuM
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡinKVIINT4p
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCRQGu9mYq9
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVJmlPGDRQ
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw002bCQGMo
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6TVQFhGLK
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeXmNPogG7I
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡockHqJ8X7I
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡduMiFtorqC
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTw8j2iCLIi
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOlZBDSEzLb
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBgoLl04VJ
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs4MC28nATQ
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRPcoomoxN
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAIWFL8PYh
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1fmidy7Kiu
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSOe8Tlw9C
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCtLwyPG1pS
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4BgYD32wU2
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqUFm2UD7c2
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkkpy0wWixp
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQfuag8BVmh
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8SX63BfKS1
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZOuyv1mXn
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1P8G4yKEAY
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6LmNQHhRf
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl1h7uNjmsA
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbezvLmSZRd
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9OUuo9Bvy2
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7ZBSMCxuI
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx1pscebs37
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmInOOH8emx
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTwFEFnmW8t
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh7w0y228AT
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdSR8cO8j0W
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxx6Nq2XgIl
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTiR6gssYsp
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwOZiuwf8sX
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNmKRFlZOpy
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpY7lMXqUBw
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdCgTcQxtsF
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoSfNiJXrsR
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWaS5NeBKuA
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡab6nKKZNW7
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtWVBHpdnRQ
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtijQAEQtDC
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3TvIAhRwLS
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPjxR5tqHhM
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡd82BHhIxkS
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwdi8S4tqwx
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgOr6E9eAde
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楚翹：「除非咩？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmIQZsR98zj
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Zyb8v8dYK
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgoSpDlfaFW
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYTQephlzX
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希逸：「大嫂好！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAChYQp892D
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAoPxZZEge
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3X1TVttc7X
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgAwdSaZ7Dh
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzvdgodkEen
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOKUN1DuYhZ
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOyWkDsaZIH
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」292Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjcREIvybgz
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