阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSrQBUWHJ3Q
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB92qAP1RvJ
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAhYqVCQ0uR
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我：「洗埋先準走。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9LfrMDGH9c
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHmavcbQSSh
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlHevimaG5v
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUnYagH1r6w
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡALfRV51ZmE
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW3sJynXxk9
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQQJ5x6F2E
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXZYGZEUs9
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wH7StmyPz
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我：「擰轉身。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8VfBu5ayGg
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希逸：「做咩先。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwgTgjG4Abh
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我：「你轉咗先。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgBH1FA883L
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHMYuOXmiLm
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEY7ySVIFBw
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZnP8XSbCH
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUwVIyiik20
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPJJ6qmrmYl
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ33oJW9TxXv
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkIQsJWTLOL
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc0vkBH6ikc
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5hFoQV6RID
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡffg7FuD1Lm
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm8NCzFWkcm
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGHWOTJDGka
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnagKv17Wje
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNYG9UUX6j8
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXTJ1EIeAVH
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzJ0ljGqw6V
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsVDz5IEdx7
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcXvkB3Yf2W
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bU1E4KmA0
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3wyuWS8Qyq
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLW6mJwoQjp
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnE4AykIY7I
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTJ6edBiXfg
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYMN5aZOdZZ
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希逸：「大嫂好！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe3ac5fkApF
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwZ1yU2tlgV
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmLMyKrlE9U
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pmgMvqyzE
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3K9XqrobZX
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」295Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdMEW2Va2fd
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