阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHj7PwJfX5
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ADgv5u5jD
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVcMtdzrNPF
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我：「好兄弟。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkQdxeyWNyW
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoiR4lJwCjJ
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5R0J5g8DuI
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyRKOH6GAWe
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDjs2IPQPGO
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCgp7Z7Am8H
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我：「洗埋先準走。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIIJCNtyvkL
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WYXYXHAqK
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ22qKKtN6bP
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQwWyoEeKSl
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwddWLuoOSc
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP9LCekB0mz
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkZuWlOYRPm
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP64aozptEb
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp0YUhSYLGS
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwqAg7cs2ab
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVLQ3MFA47
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB0sjR9X9KH
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgQ157fW94s
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdfUj2vNxE0
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoLYB4Hcsuq
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLskRyoFqov
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEoG5Ygpt8B
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我：「你係咪未死過。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9q7vSJ9fqt
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOB6mMPtEK2
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我：「擰轉身。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1VePdRXljP
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希逸：「做咩先。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsN97nfks3E
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我：「你轉咗先。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ2dHfHBot3
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrZcHvIsOym
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUx7ABLD3z
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS22CNZkjRG
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6Da5tMYSEP
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjScSIGZpUu
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0sLQa37hGi
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWc29gpWV9
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLwNm0fcQ8q
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe2M5LgxH9n
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCxcUuuwJWS
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH0M8iccfeV
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0CDY46puHr
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQI1Er5hQVl
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVrwTWUPwwA
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo2MayzVHMd
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAAiZU0rB6t
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoEGsXORD9H
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9m0Rjlc2Ya
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbJg1KszA5
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6Rbab7z9S
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAyx486h22
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxJ3yYY0pJW
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLXyvqinN6N
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVyVEVIGxBS
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaFOm8Zm6wl
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYk6XtIkR5A
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfcO5LTvLZu
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡICgcl3yCkK
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHhnRJrUjbz
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqa87ObiGTe
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiogktRqPyW
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLekJ5xeuCV
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDvHjbiFVt7
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4W7OBsE9cj
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRuGSeFjKBf
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWPnbImrVzb
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEyYeUeeAiM
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ44YKLqM8p2
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkXl1YPPVc
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyuFR8lP6Fu
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCd0Raqg0e
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg6632wIBVd
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCEoP46w3dv
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjzZGiWOO4N
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAEP6p5BmoI
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk1U7MBZx2o
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXgrdSjoDeL
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2jl1RNuQlL
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡT6ndtGPl1i
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2RKXZx6UfZ
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviWSLEvJQR
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeUo1p3BHez
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楚翹：「除非咩？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKZjdEGKoY3
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbm2ry7JUjx
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfa6d9zSfwY
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWjqdOkqXm
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希逸：「大嫂好！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4fC6n1Xu1g
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVXcqpGlYul
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk9IscB6Har
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFj5IGNjJjn
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhXrKX7qn2p
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5oourveoh9
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsv2dSFUb3e
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ54CxVyNHuG
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5MSDrawpTr
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（待續 To be continued）337Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR3uWwzJvJM
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