希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAwgOOgUtbKF
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAOxrJvlgKW0
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAuPOPjh3Sgz
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAp71edwfrKy
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAkHAT4JXJ6l
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAgBw2rXine2
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAhsMlThkAjg
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA6A05BqyTl0
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAVLoIVl44k6
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAyX7dSEFl2s
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAT8CoarOlZI
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANANOBDIwEpZV
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAe66J5qC9po
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAVM3pnHoOO4
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAENYXxDAQbV
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANA0PiZ2tWqOz
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希逸:「唔知吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAAvmNDTHQYW
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAWJN6Np9UsM
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」323Please respect copyright.PENANA7y1emaOrf8
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAezeih8WEb0
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANACTjGlmYFmX
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAo9FzHXlWG0
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAcIxb9Nw8Jg
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAzzgPoXAj70
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAYMYU85B4DO
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAaT1pNwmfKl
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAWvPwZtwQyY
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」323Please respect copyright.PENANA6FjBPZbig5
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAhorUft4jdg
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAonbPyQPfbg
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAKrmSWRV5hC
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAGzHFALCzV9
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」323Please respect copyright.PENANA8wfjv5YeU8
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAC3mAVrNC7A
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希逸:「重犯一號。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA9JiaqiZBfr
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAlpCgwyo2W7
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」323Please respect copyright.PENANA1WqktNVZld
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAQkomngobaa
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAYlehqPDmyY
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAynj0vssRoQ
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAqjmcLSw946
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAEkM2Be9gpJ
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA96JfvNHNYa
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」323Please respect copyright.PENANAt5aBmpj2Ik
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAgTRSZdcwxd
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAQG8rEfEjt8
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」323Please respect copyright.PENANA8vEqYJpIJA
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我:「咁而家呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAks4IFtYs6O
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。323Please respect copyright.PENANAfnEziLUfzV
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAN0UtmPR1MN
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAYrUT11OZbh
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希逸:「好閃吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAHEsSMTwqty
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA8YHrAfGaRs
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA1xRxzjAP6Z
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAIlH6lAtN5B
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAFSZS8yQFU1
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAyl6qsptr9O
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAryuJZmyKXW
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA4stG1AMM8N
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAjMpP08L2O9
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA9ZmsIU2Bke
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAvbDqTvlaha
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAGvamTlvl7h
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAveQrXuozD9
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAO2I4qdMI9E
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAm0oZxtGM02
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」323Please respect copyright.PENANA8VChcMPz6a
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAcV8pD2ATXl
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」323Please respect copyright.PENANApNpFUN5ITU
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」323Please respect copyright.PENANArOJf1rwimO
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAdTSvOEJfeb
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAx43fhixRYK
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAltYDudbTku
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAmp8CClTUH9
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」323Please respect copyright.PENANARAXPQvgyVh
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」323Please respect copyright.PENANAj0kg676EDA
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAMFP4BLOaQ7
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAvSUqmgiaOI
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAEIkdOwATNb
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAiMzLpakl3o
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANA1jbJVy7yPL
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAatlBVqSATr
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAliCrBUHAuG
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」323Please respect copyright.PENANAoFN9Aerjfc
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAFXMHCqGh84
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」323Please respect copyright.PENANAXu70nKGjDK
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]323Please respect copyright.PENANAgCoJRJDczH
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(待續 To be continued)