希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAhdhRY502qF
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAgmmpg6zcW2
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」282Please respect copyright.PENANARKEckunHJW
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAUqwkwYNiqQ
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA8PDrzI4QoL
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA90mBN8iEXi
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAPvRMI7Ye4c
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAZEIazgaa57
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAsbIWaSWCAC
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAytoBCmvira
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAaANCfaAgtI
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA8Q2RWhOlaK
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA1xxeCKePTd
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAeis9FrwhE3
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAsKed5sPMRT
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAxCeJ8XHXQG
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希逸:「唔知吖!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAhxGDad2rSO
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAMwCdQ9kp2e
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」282Please respect copyright.PENANAMBXcfDoYi4
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAohXkK73qDy
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAC2PDwLEK4H
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」282Please respect copyright.PENANARZG80pMLbe
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAWHu7O30fe4
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAPAAvtxntl3
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAL1TzPIAAFz
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAXuJAtJqVVt
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAYUctIvfV1B
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」282Please respect copyright.PENANAZoDLxMuNgR
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAsIfAw4JC6l
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAgEtJZlkmDA
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAVMORp1qGdU
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAAqddy29DZR
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」282Please respect copyright.PENANASc7GZyJ3ti
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAueupZbSqpP
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希逸:「重犯一號。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAlqgrCN9thA
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAbqfkuhNdlZ
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAnA29cDqKL5
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAIlpGTprq8z
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAYuU2CX0grw
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANARjkuOHjfwL
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAlXDznLEIFY
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAbWnppM3jUD
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA8kKOjkZ63z
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」282Please respect copyright.PENANAhLAjq5SoP2
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」282Please respect copyright.PENANA7d3zWrWq4O
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAIwhDka65R7
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAZb48wOWQ23
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我:「咁而家呢?」282Please respect copyright.PENANACJ051LjWX2
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。282Please respect copyright.PENANAvh4jwfKkXC
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAKjf3UxyHGc
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA8s167SfQYO
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希逸:「好閃吖!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAQTU0uSKoHY
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAivxi12AP1g
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAmUvuNSO1Ms
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAel2xPLTpgz
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAf8upaH1wLB
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAx1OfF0tNJV
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」282Please respect copyright.PENANA4zQwdTbKG6
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAk6KboV6gOa
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAp9s7u5YuVl
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAyDW7Z98EG8
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA2LDtr9h0DN
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAlzBEwcjXnB
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAzfy95QVnms
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAD39SAJHUBU
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAvya6tp9pCy
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAzCqcI32x7k
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAgpIrTPwqXx
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAvssZwFgmhf
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAOLY9PeMXtr
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAJPSJp0ULcd
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAlQgVv6iBW1
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」282Please respect copyright.PENANARdPIBsu8Q6
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」282Please respect copyright.PENANAXBZfpYtrs0
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAcAjwO4k06D
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」282Please respect copyright.PENANANnh0uBU5j8
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAqAvVesNqs9
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAaEzieZaz2c
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」282Please respect copyright.PENANAsIKLfwcopg
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」282Please respect copyright.PENANACNNPQugaGE
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAc4q5uCViU2
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAmTiDlLOQhj
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAs9xtGt7npS
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」282Please respect copyright.PENANASt9LQ2x9gP
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」282Please respect copyright.PENANAvz5NIhPohV
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」282Please respect copyright.PENANA8PkGRyvXml
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]282Please respect copyright.PENANAE4ED5iNRxd
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(待續 To be continued)