希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」335Please respect copyright.PENANA36JfQ2KITW
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAoKl0qfyYwS
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAfS7dQQS0mo
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANADLV4OYRkGs
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAdXQjUVdgw5
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAxrLA1N6Vm4
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAw6N69VWy7f
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAD8ZQDai7im
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAIEB6PeFoyS
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAWDQPXatj5R
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」335Please respect copyright.PENANA3cWkZLFNjR
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAqzK9KPKXLX
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAklNcNIXXFB
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」335Please respect copyright.PENANA0XcDI791Hr
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAbNqHJsMRRi
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAir9dVlXcDY
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希逸:「唔知吖!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAMcrXDBEp0d
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAo9HEmNE0Cz
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」335Please respect copyright.PENANAjYmcMXDY2G
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAitTjoCMNS6
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAg2ONZs5XzJ
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAVnoECjE8sx
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」335Please respect copyright.PENANA94rYf3mcnb
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAPifiNqpC9D
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAh4sTcplqKj
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAVsulGtGr7W
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAFJIeJOnxAu
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」335Please respect copyright.PENANAth2csgFImf
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAkOMCjG6usi
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAR9ocu7dKkc
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAMhgMXDdTU5
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAia5CNgnP8s
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAlyi78zP3nx
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」335Please respect copyright.PENANA160gzsPxU3
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希逸:「重犯一號。」335Please respect copyright.PENANA91Fc1tLf9N
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAQO1EORQh9o
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAvgbdsB9NXw
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAAP1NbdSIvF
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」335Please respect copyright.PENANABjFYNFxQjC
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAUpJa6ACbw0
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAHw0yoJ8uGc
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAWRv70J18ZA
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」335Please respect copyright.PENANA2vHcGyCQWR
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」335Please respect copyright.PENANA2cWUbIfPJ8
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」335Please respect copyright.PENANA29l1eTnSMp
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAz7qT86Bi1j
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAsXwtSipNTe
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我:「咁而家呢?」335Please respect copyright.PENANA1VHmkuvln6
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。335Please respect copyright.PENANAcpbH0nXOqt
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAU9VaP6OqPs
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAORE7reo5yB
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希逸:「好閃吖!」335Please respect copyright.PENANANl75rJr5zi
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAiIldE71DA2
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAAqPMhtrI9W
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAVEl07gOdMH
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAa94PXV84A3
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANALVLseQsOzE
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAfY17Y8pt6u
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAn1EipFx78v
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAnzmufwpJaC
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAbnwfRGhMZb
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAuntDZItwv9
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAU0Ur6TQfAL
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAsCOXMgLwgB
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAabiIBHIQGq
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」335Please respect copyright.PENANASoiDbN1tS9
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAcIJBaM3lNg
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAm7RhowXLVT
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」335Please respect copyright.PENANAjwZWKhLAY5
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAgGDrJvxT8V
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAgABNzAbscA
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAdhM52Z2nPe
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」335Please respect copyright.PENANA2YovJHvWIj
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」335Please respect copyright.PENANApdBlIv9QPo
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」335Please respect copyright.PENANA7cCSGCQIpO
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」335Please respect copyright.PENANArcJgckeN1b
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAEGiDJ9vXS6
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」335Please respect copyright.PENANA1iudCZqeef
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAjsohj9qWgZ
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」335Please respect copyright.PENANACUF9lKkO3F
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANA2NDO4OhkkQ
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」335Please respect copyright.PENANACfXkeIMqyk
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANADhW3dmdCXm
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」335Please respect copyright.PENANAya9QL8fHxf
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAAfTxW93GW9
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」335Please respect copyright.PENANAeSS3TAIwL6
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]335Please respect copyright.PENANAnQbolpLEAE
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(待續 To be continued)