希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」295Please respect copyright.PENANASo1KpKOtXG
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAB9oHGdk44t
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA1w88MPsh2L
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAPvoeyHaABj
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANA1urZUjEPkN
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」295Please respect copyright.PENANA7VkbE4tdma
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAMS1cTr92L9
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA7uEaJ76v5f
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」295Please respect copyright.PENANADwDaCgODaf
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAExsBsGBtRe
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAmTz4Z3aqJl
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAkWuWa7LGED
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAgbLaol4xI2
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAW3MHY9ZaLu
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAQIyAaYVYSP
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」295Please respect copyright.PENANA4M0bEadWJ9
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希逸:「唔知吖!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAYNFpOjUYQf
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAp3rop1Zhln
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」295Please respect copyright.PENANAxl33VPWzhP
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」295Please respect copyright.PENANADYpabdfDXm
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAnQ15LTt3Mz
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA0z2J4AC28v
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAxEr1uKoTUZ
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAS632umCv9S
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAHYAAtKF3rT
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」295Please respect copyright.PENANASI1VNpYeaD
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」295Please respect copyright.PENANADFMWUKD1ES
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」295Please respect copyright.PENANAqMXqrmlmQu
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAbpNICVRTFh
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」295Please respect copyright.PENANACnMOcGoTiJ
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAO17XhUsDiO
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAkcM8PokFDo
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAc64BpmonNl
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAbtn8n5Zi7Z
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希逸:「重犯一號。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAIDLNNry8kI
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAiDaW7I2UyP
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAKXlID2wYsI
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAl7Gt7cCGdM
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」295Please respect copyright.PENANATL6yU8PQmU
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANA9fRnjxiDMt
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAvgKgDgMwAN
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAw2Sx29m3Hf
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAcgRmyMWBVJ
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」295Please respect copyright.PENANAF7RgK4trz5
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」295Please respect copyright.PENANASJNLCUX3BR
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAUa2fs94lpQ
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAkzsdHTO1De
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我:「咁而家呢?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAUdQFZ5S8tV
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。295Please respect copyright.PENANAlJ3Gm0kTGG
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」295Please respect copyright.PENANADWIsEROtBZ
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANA5HCyQvftJd
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希逸:「好閃吖!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAfc5qTQNEIe
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」295Please respect copyright.PENANA6LXKBMz5JS
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANA2cnK2Rzebb
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA9EG6TFLjmX
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAvCsbalF900
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAn8NcOjQo8R
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAwEzPfwMpdW
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」295Please respect copyright.PENANA36AjRQWxws
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAouJius4CAR
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAFLkOZbnItm
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAohIXBX1wYy
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」295Please respect copyright.PENANADwJaOWpWyj
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA1nw3lC1ZRD
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA2Eo8C9YART
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAjrSU2Y0CXT
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA78ZRbm9u3i
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANANhGtaTETvL
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」295Please respect copyright.PENANA55yKGJKzuV
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAaYCjHl4CXT
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」295Please respect copyright.PENANATUk6FdrQZ1
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAlriy1IlXtj
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAHzoHeII5qm
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAvF7kBUOmJM
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」295Please respect copyright.PENANARf2gfFppa0
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」295Please respect copyright.PENANAaRtSNuw2nD
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」295Please respect copyright.PENANALTyJUSnGxI
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAaWsBl3e7wP
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」295Please respect copyright.PENANArsxoFsNWCm
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」295Please respect copyright.PENANA0NeGiMftdg
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAqzSNWYu6Cn
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」295Please respect copyright.PENANApouMiuARTz
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAYj1fJTnGsG
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」295Please respect copyright.PENANAQUMJKVImr7
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」295Please respect copyright.PENANAzvCEnrZ6Cm
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」295Please respect copyright.PENANApZ3H6a4ZGG
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]295Please respect copyright.PENANArwVE1jci1C
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(待續 To be continued)