我：「得喇，我梗係識做啦！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjtzvmADD8o
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［我就知道，這些機會是屬於我的，哈哈！］371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxn2RdQedH0
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經過一晚同周公捉棋嘅我，諗咗個平安夜周全大計。首先係食聖誕大大餐，之後就係手痕交換禮物，最後嚟個聖誕版真心話大冒險。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDBWUmws9GZ
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阿妹：「你啲創意，好有限喎！聖誕大大餐？即係聖誕大餐啦！手痕交換禮物？即刻普通交換禮物啦！聖誕版真心話大冒險？有幾聖誕吖！阿哥，你第時都唔好搞活動，費事悶親人吖！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡL2bovve5Ra
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我同大家分享完我嘅偉論之後，阿妹竟然落我面。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUfytUUFpZX
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我：「歐陽蕊心，你唔好落我面喎！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡenQVIdvxz0
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楚翹：「唔係吖，我覺得幾好！幾有聖誕feel吖。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjpxdihiEaA
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阿妹：「楚翹，你啲審美觀有啲問題喎。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWyipqhLszy
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我：「你先有問題吖！都唔支持我嘅！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8II87kR7hS
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阿妹：「咁你就做好啲，我就唔會落你面㗎喇！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡk4b4IIoGXl
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我：「真係冇你符！大家提議下今晚食咩好？」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvMklbE2EFi
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楚翹：「我要食意大利燴飯！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWs5OikvgxM
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阿妹：「我要食牛肉飯。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOFTR1vVeWB
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楚翹：「意大利飯！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyBpAOxGleN
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阿妹：「唔得，我要食牛肉飯。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZGoTdu7m0
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我：「好！今晚就食意大利飯啦！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ65Dvq4dMby
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阿妹：「歐陽浚彥，你好黑人憎吖！你去死啦。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2HfvGLFLL
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我：「最多下次煮牛肉飯啦！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7KqgRxhScb
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阿妹：「黑人憎阿哥，唔理你吖！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9oAePmVoSm
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「砰」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxZVvRCxNS5
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阿妹一嘢閂埋門。不過我知道，你係為我好嘅！You are my sis forever。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAk3JjS84ch
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楚翹：「浚彥，不如我幫你吖！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zgt2rSrF7
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［連個天都幫我吖！］371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDWQtmxiCB
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我：「咁拜託你喇喎！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSMG6eXvi2J
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煮晚餐嘅時候就好似前日喺宵夜鋪發生嘅情景咁。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGPOr2xJ9b
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我：「睇火啦，燶喇！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfc09oM74sM
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楚翹：「你顧掂你自己先啦！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRp6XYcGI51
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我：「塊砧板切生嘢㗎。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4Au2tcXRWC
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我：「你第時都係唔好落廚房，你好危險吖！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa7OfdruSjT
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楚翹：「你就危險，不知幾安全。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdZvejYPQb
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我：「楚翹，考你一個IQ題，你知唔知我唔會好似呢煲湯咁？」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTNfHrQNUiI
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楚翹：「即係點？」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ32P3io9bry
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我：「我唔會滾！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIVJAWuApIV
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楚翹：「爛gag！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡY5H2EvzTq9
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我：「我做任何事都好專一，唔會滾、唔會喺出面搞三搞四、唔會一腳踏兩船。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvsqyw6Boa1
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楚翹：「我知吖！你好可靠，真係好阿哥嚟，將來亦都會係一個好男朋友嚟！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfG9DtFAux
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楚翹俾咗隻手指公我，我見佢含情脈脈咁望住我，我就…371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlp37zinmVJ
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楚翹：「你做咩咬我隻手指，死變態。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvBPnQ1cAbZ
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係吖，你冇睇錯，佢冇講錯，我輕輕咬落楚翹隻手指公度，而楚翹都輕輕打我手板還拖。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ51G6hWQnhe
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我：「俾啲情趣呀嘛！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5ulJUeqg9S
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楚翹：「情趣？情你老母吖！我都冇應承你。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQll8KfrweN
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我：「應承啲咩。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGJejutgJV3
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楚翹：「唔知吖！煮你嘅飯啦！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYArB3UoW6
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我：「講啦！我想知吖 ！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrYKiVW1LTp
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楚翹：「唔講！自己領略啦！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYKyVDy1f3j
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［男仔追女仔就係要引起女仔嘅注意，令女仔打你，多啲身體接觸就已經成功咗第一步。］371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLaNxUikIcs
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同楚翹大戰咗三百個回合之後，幾經辛苦，終於都搞掂咗個聖誕前夕大餐，有意大利燴飯，即係加多咗啲海鮮嘅頹廢罐頭忌廉蘑菇湯飯、有羅宋湯，即係罐頭羅宋湯、亦都有甜品，心太軟，即係喺超市買嘅心太軟。371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD05seRiXlq
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阿妹：「阿哥，你話你係咪大細超吖！上年聖誕我哋都係食公仔麵咋，今日有好餸食，聽日又有聖誕大餐、又有party，我咁大個女都從未喺屋企開party。」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡviyUrniQZw
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我：「咁今年有來賓呀嘛！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2avMVKXTWu
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楚翹：「得喇得喇，唔好嘈喇！開飯啦！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9QsGtupZI
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阿妹：「嘩！好食吖！肯定係楚翹整㗎喇，你真係入得廚房、出得廳堂，如果第時阿哥個老婆有你咁好就好嚕！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHS14OzNjRq
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楚翹：「其實呢，個飯係你阿哥整㗎，至於我做你大嫂？係就好嚕！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZl9qaTs9jD
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阿妹：「我幾時可以叫你大嫂？」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWr0mOnlczg
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我：「喂喂喂！你哋兩個係咪傻咗吖！食飯啦！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ6ZtuDTwZL
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阿妹：「阿哥，你都冇啲情趣嘅，蘇州過後冇艇搭吖！」371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN4LbZWQKrL
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［楚翹掩住嘴笑，唔通佢暗示我哋兩個嘅關係？歐陽浚彥，你要冷靜。小浚彥，你都要冷靜吖！］371Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSWnUcFsfEi
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（待續 To be continued）
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