我：「呢個故事就真係水蛇春咁長…」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFs19M6rU59
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［自己永遠想隱藏傷勢，但現實往往向疤痕揭露］366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwkBWy9iont
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我：「嗰陣時嘅我去到170磅，係一個大肥仔嚟，個個同學都嗌我肥哥。我記得我當時追緊一個同班女同學。表白之後，女仔話嫌我肥就拒絕咗我。同日，有個籃球隊隊長都向女同學表白，佢哋仲喺埋一齊㖭。自此之後，我就俾同學叫做綠帽肥哥。亦都因為呢個名，我決定減肥，每日去跑步、做唔同嘅運動。最後就減到而家咁樣喇！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeVJBArYScl
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阿妹：「阿哥你點解當時唔同我講呢件事嘅？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU8kmk7Ntiv
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我：「咁尷尬嘅事梗係唔同你講啦！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcKYxdVXpMI
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楚翹：「咁而家仲有冇見嗰個女仔？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhw1GCfAJPX
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我：「佢連續六年都係同我同班，真係越大越靚。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKOOXBdbj1
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楚翹：「有冇搞錯，喺我面前講第二個女仔！係咪想死？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwGhmMsqXUq
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希逸：「阿嫂你可以放心，個女仔已經有男朋友㗎喇！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHjOo6dt3S
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楚翹：「你哋返學唔會尷尬嘅咩？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkmNmh5kGg
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我：「還好啦！唔好提啲傷心事喇！起筷啦！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiQhpHxUjis
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希逸：「各位，不如玩個IQ題？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDlr0q15EWD
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阿妹：「好吖！我最鍾意IQ題，我好醒目㗎！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qzMNYBoxp
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希逸：「有一班科學家搭飛機，有個癲嘅科學家將個馬桶掉落街，點解佢要咁做？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFGGNopQGLj
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阿妹：「唔知喎！點解呢？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrc5rAE4xrw
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希逸：「因為佢真係癲嘅。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzmkRTCFT5l
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阿妹：「咁都得，再嚟再嚟！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvluXYfG5Gh
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希逸：「點樣將隻大笨象塞入雪櫃？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWDoXlky8HN
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阿妹：「呢條就簡單啦，打開雪櫃，放隻大笨象入去，閂返雪櫃門。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Dt92rhivq
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希逸：「咁又點樣將長頸鹿放入雪櫃呢？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcWZCP6bNxW
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阿妹：「你係咪當我低能㗎，打開雪櫃門，拎隻大笨象出嚟，放隻長頸鹿入去，閂返雪櫃門。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj4bAyyUAe6
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希逸：「算你叻啦，咁獅子開森林大會，邊個會缺席？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWeHVXdqBmp
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阿妹：「唔知喎？係咪老虎？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRBMcSeX2zP
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希逸：「唔係！答案係長頸鹿，因為仲喺雪櫃入面。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyFboCHghKo
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阿妹：「咁茅㗎，再嚟過。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwWu8KshOm6
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希逸：「有一日，有個獵人想過河，但河流有好多鱷魚，咁點算？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7u38h5JUOB
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阿妹：「呢個簡單啦，攞槍殺晒咪得囉！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6pYQzkukKE
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希逸：「錯！啲動物去晒森林大會，河流梗係冇動物啦！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh1KiUQgSk
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阿妹：「你玩晒啦，再嚟多條。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtKtLo64z7
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希逸：「最後長頸鹿打開雪櫃門，離開咗雪櫃，正去森林大會，最後死咗，點解會死呢？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8BXXzygPc
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阿妹：「因為溫差大。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS49rhQJPuN
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希逸：「唔係。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3WzMO7LcnM
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阿妹：「因為佢凍死咗？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡucmEABZdje
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希逸：「都唔係。答案係因為啱先有個癲佬喺飛機將個馬桶揼落街。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyb6UlgVxrj
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阿妹：「無聊。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcx3VdipglR
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希逸：「無聊你又笑。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvNCRvlZzS
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阿妹：「我笑你係因為你講出嚟唔會笑。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xrjGvWhgQ
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希逸：「咩吖！我好認真㗎！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgO2xe1gzbV
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阿妹：「認真地做戇鳩事呀嘛！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCOAu3n1Oa0
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希逸：「戇鳩你又笑？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGIrSwPmb4a
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阿妹：「我最鍾意啲戇鳩嘅人㗎喇。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp4D7lq1K9n
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希逸：「我又諗到一個IQ題，你估下我鍾意啲咩類型嘅女仔？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajAP7ufhSW
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阿妹：「唔知呢？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvdedK0qDSb
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希逸：「好似你嘅女仔。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW6AgxjxniG
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阿妹：「你啲filrt人技術唔掂喎！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcO1y4palKZ
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希逸：「梗係啦！我咁大個仔都係第一次咋！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyZw4R5qadZ
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唔得！唔得！個氣氛真係好尷尬，希逸啲笑話完全唔好笑，阿妹又辦事不力。我哋要進行plan B。366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDqtz4QHKp
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我：「係喎，今晚希逸喺度瞓，我同楚翹落去樓下超級市場買定啲宵夜先。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgNDgzqHd0c
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希逸：「唔使啦！陣間我返屋企攞衫，順便買埋咪得囉！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5lC2yzenya
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楚翹都知希逸同阿妹嘅氣氛實在太尷尬，要留返啲獨處時間俾佢哋。366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZV6oqbkNR7
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楚翹：「你返屋企都要時間啦，返得嚟呢度，樓下啲鋪頭都閂晒門啦！我同浚彥而家落去買啦。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ17kLxwGWUk
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希逸：「咁好啦，我同阿妹喺度打住邊爐先，你哋落去拍拖啦！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqx8u8UCkOF
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阿妹：「咁仲好，唔使食閃光彈。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz86AIk4e8q
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我：「頂！尷撚到你呢！希逸真係唔掂㗎喎！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIZM5OtFQI
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楚翹：「其實有冇諗過係你嘅問題？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5AAnDIzguP
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我：「何以見得？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWIeb71iqN
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楚翹：「一個係你最親嘅人，一個係同你最friend嘅，佢哋兩個就係因為你而尷尬，蕊心驚你唔鍾意希逸同佢拍拖，令你難做；希逸就因為驚太進取溝阿妹而令你唔鍾意，如果你嬲咗佢，到時佢就真係朋友又冇，女朋友都冇。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡawFwauCsVW
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我：「你都啱嘅，咁而家就留啲私人時間俾佢哋啦！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjT2ufz6oY1
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楚翹：「我哋順便行下街，拍下拖咁囉！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡofcSinyT3h
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我：「咁好啦！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGEYDToEVGU
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我：「我返嚟喇！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc3JbBQ2MHD
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阿妹：「阿哥吖！我有啲好消息想同你分享，就係我哋喺埋一齊咗喇！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4ekl11EVfd
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希逸：「肥哥你唔開心咩？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAdijcs39LL
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我又驚又喜，驚嘅就係無理由我同楚翹落咗街半粒鐘都冇，佢哋就喺埋一齊；喜嘅就係，阿妹終於都唔使做電燈膽，阻住我同楚翹喇！366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlQkyoctLLz
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阿妹：「阿哥你唔想我同希逸拍拖咩？做咩眼濕濕嘅？」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkK2VHwBh0H
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我冇出聲，我直接…直接攬住希逸。366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRzMImT6Vs8
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我：「多謝你收養我呢個煩膠阿妹，以後就多多關照喇！妹夫。」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6vC5O3Z765
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阿妹：「使唔使講到咁遠吖！」366Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBCXlkHLV14
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