我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAdjcuNB6boQ
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAbyEa4tue9M
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAXfUVZqRleB
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAJtT3ZdVAhh
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」329Please respect copyright.PENANA0bvGmQRoMr
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAz9PdpRH6DY
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」329Please respect copyright.PENANAq1TBXpj2kn
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAFIKCFyUDut
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAvPOcsT0brh
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAIgEnLdzONl
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAFOLZqVX3FV
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老闆:「我會喎!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAWS3f0Bgpls
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAzR4Ieu85Qm
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAUx7wAwYS5d
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAjuldgBrrhY
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」329Please respect copyright.PENANARnpKeHursE
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」329Please respect copyright.PENANA1f4zMUl88I
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」329Please respect copyright.PENANA4lvsHPbuRu
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAPgfpIJnqIf
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」329Please respect copyright.PENANA1sOQM9TTUo
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAhS5JtUFCNE
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAvuJhVquzx6
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAulPaubDmhY
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAGSDzi3rCsJ
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAIXXoqW9ZnZ
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAyIALQYsshm
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAJltscJAhky
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」329Please respect copyright.PENANAytAjaw6ygP
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAgvoxknTi5r
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAW7TJkWZ40L
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAoJlwSAeSGT
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAUEtU0gpipA
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAbuvO0RfKsU
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」329Please respect copyright.PENANAHbE3kJHHS6
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAHfHfQPnuGJ
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」329Please respect copyright.PENANAieDmFBFpbd
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAJU3QsGAGdT
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAHDi8jlU1Sr
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAfjKL2dYuqI
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAXndxOgOVQn
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAdafmDoVfZ4
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAEkR1yeDlqR
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAqmrAKO8LTA
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」329Please respect copyright.PENANA2iVUbGN8LY
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAPEALawTyUi
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAwIYa9wuHFz
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」329Please respect copyright.PENANAigSJrBKMjP
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAYqmqL9Buha
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我:「係靈活。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAU6xZpw6S2o
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAFVJUUSH5Jl
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAWvQP99M1RY
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAJCLKB6vd75
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAqu5q8ONhJE
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAjTLztxFgOR
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAaGdP1NUmif
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」329Please respect copyright.PENANALLveW3TtQI
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」329Please respect copyright.PENANA1i3fq85vfC
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAdILJG7nMVc
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAzMVFMINmnj
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」329Please respect copyright.PENANANSvx5rwUWE
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」329Please respect copyright.PENANANeizfpmdSM
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAg9nuVEqtmt
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAErfNqemZO7
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAJtdakdzge5
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAXtKGc7FwBv
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAT3epfMgqQV
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAJiv42lzWgs
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」329Please respect copyright.PENANALjgKKjrrrM
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」329Please respect copyright.PENANA3eA09v4hzy
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」329Please respect copyright.PENANA34xFLnjTpk
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楚翹:「流~德華。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAyixKPyyV9K
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAaijttUsMlJ
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAZRTx3LKi3v
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」329Please respect copyright.PENANA5O693c7t3g
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAZuYGcLiZgg
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」329Please respect copyright.PENANAWPWI7FifD7
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAWtfAgSk6fa
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」329Please respect copyright.PENANA1UFrLJ8Jvh
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAotGMN8LQyN
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」329Please respect copyright.PENANAB1x2VivCWb
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我:「牛津囉!」329Please respect copyright.PENANACphhyuDZ4Z
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」329Please respect copyright.PENANA9QQgPTOOGc
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAN07IpuZhEs
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」329Please respect copyright.PENANASlfXz0LzxV
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」329Please respect copyright.PENANAZfvZ1B1lHJ
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」329Please respect copyright.PENANATZZqd0c4Zq
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAtj4YhbwYL4
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAmGjSj9FjsN
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」329Please respect copyright.PENANAOfo9kTGlzA
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(待續 To be continued)