我：「嘿！我哋講笑咋嘛！朋友有事，梗係要支援啦！點可以唔要佢㗎！我份人最講義氣㗎嘛！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0OB2zs2mE
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希逸：「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友，嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆，我撐你㗎，我實幫你㗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxCRS4PZRd2
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老闆：「你班仔啊！啱先講到好把炮，咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOcGpg4oqSy
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希逸：「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果，假㗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxVziO3H8Yz
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老闆：「不如考下演技，食雞子囉！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxPaS7ubqzl
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我：「真食就唔叫考演技啦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQLPxMldWRg
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老闆：「如果你要為藝術犧牲，要你食雞子，你願唔願意？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx2YERxOBnA
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希逸：「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦！因為假嘅。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ76aUY8TEiv
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老闆：「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡedKI0RQfsl
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我：「咁呢個就唔叫藝術，呢啲叫真食雞子，而唔係為藝術。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9Dn0z5Gb7
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希逸：「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKd9gWbSCXa
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老闆：「我會喎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwH7nLVFlvt
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我：「拿拿淋食返粒先啦！考驗下演技呀嘛！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcMcKPFgfB1
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老闆：「你係咪食先，咁多嘢講。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRVplivJm0x
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我：「多謝你嘅好意，我飽喇！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ678hUBn6L0
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老闆娘：「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv8JKAKXCqq
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我：「係！我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅，有咩問題？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc8kU4wnZVU
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老闆：「𡃁仔！而家有女就威威喇 ！以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZkPWWoZsES
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我：「得咗米就梗係要女啦！其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUSpaZDVYyd
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希逸：「重色輕友，呢種朋友唔要得。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbGSazOBkLj
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我：「你現時自己可做飯，悶極時自己可浪漫。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTBxFBO4D2w
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阿妹：「唔緊要，我煮俾你食。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGBbFoQf6Th
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我：「有時清淡啲，食麥樂雞湯，茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuet4TZXaC0
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阿妹：「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdcIqyrslkr
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我：「嗰次都係爭啲啫，炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMvqeIJa8yC
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阿妹：「我想整甜啲，你識咩吖！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiGJmf5unqs
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我：「一定係咁，甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉，一定好夾啦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡETQCh5dTH1
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阿妹：「Fusion菜嘅嘢，你識條鐵咩？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ94pD1iWM9o
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我：「『鐵』係一種化學元素，佢嘅化學符號係『fe』，佢嘅原子序數係26，亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXWuI5RJiK
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楚翹：「嘩！你好叻吖！你點知道㗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlEO7yfplN7
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我：「梗係叻啦！唔係之後點照顧你吖！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZzohRomlT
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希逸：「扮晒嘢，求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVCk4tXEXoU
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我：「喂！唔好篤穿我嘅秘密，唔拋下書包又點溝女呢！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzDy0vP3Z9T
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楚翹：「你又要溝邊個呢！你已經有我喎！你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUoB0C32js
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我：「點會呢！我最專一㗎喇！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8p2jNOtNLR
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楚翹：「有咩證據？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB3RorApetJ
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我：「你唔信就去問希逸喇！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyfgfqmtutP
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希逸：「你梗係專一啦！好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhI40GzV7Hl
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楚翹：「哦！而家有人證喇！你點解釋。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJrZA1q9Ydl
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我：「冤枉啊！包大人。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡntMQaMCeRt
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楚翹：「一句講使，有冇周圍溝女。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZVtXHlTnzt
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我：「梗係……冇啦！我咁靚仔，點會係我溝女呢！梗係啲女溝我啦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡv6irQ7lJV6
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楚翹：「一定係咁啦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhfkdQI2pwv
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我：「你知唔知溝我要排隊，而家排到星加坡，我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqRgv1iQdOq
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楚翹：「你唔吹脹啲！我啲兵排到去美國㖭！我肯定長過你。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡulGToIhysj
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希逸：「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPF4e1AAIk6
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我：「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBer0O0JlqA
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楚翹：「唔通你想講你自己短！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcqBG1kfjit
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我：「係靈活。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBFrk1VcQ7D
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楚翹：「要睇過先知。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhDPIgBzFM1
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！你哋返緊工㗎！正經啲啦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6VQkatIeI
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老闆：「咪係囉！陣間俾啲街客聽到，以為呢度啲員工咁核突，以後唔入嚟食，我哋咪蝕大本。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZOGBRT6Pjk
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希逸：「係囉！做壞晒啲規矩。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7eOCbFEwgB
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我：「吖！你平時唔講嘅。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMngmdODfVC
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希逸：「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ05jiwdzxdU
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老闆：「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇！得閒教下彥仔啦！你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNj7fgFkeOA
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希逸：「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦！我唔做人電燈膽㗎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqVAJBShwNf
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阿妹：「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母，費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAIbet94FAl
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我：「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE0nOI6gjG5
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楚翹：「同學愛新鮮，戀愛大過天。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf4UQB0UgVA
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阿妹：「仲《戀愛大過天》？梗係男生們是非，我細細聲講給你！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdvMIJbozPP
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老闆娘：「我坐你隔離，像對孖公仔報喜。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWMWCqXjziF
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楚翹：「來操場遊戲，我共你一起。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4tukkMHLbg
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阿妹：「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJKdyKR8Z9
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我：「歐陽浚彥，動作很劉華！我真是好奇。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzgmikHamt5
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希逸：「林希逸啊！一直人氣高企。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDrsXv8jtJg
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我：「喂！你呢句唔啱音喎！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDerF8jXuc7
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希逸：「你啱音咩？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhHPD8XssxE
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我：「梗係啱，連動作都啱，同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaj0BwZ4xyW
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阿妹：「阿哥，你應該流華先啱！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw899mH2hzf
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楚翹：「流~德華。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVOMkydHZj0
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我：「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqWoyomDaot
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希逸：「你都係唔好唱喇！你啲普通話真係唔得。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtzVorFRpaM
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楚翹：「唔係唔得，係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsaK48zL3SP
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我：「咁我少講，講得唔好，係好正常啫！我又冇乜地方要用普通話，學嚟都冇用。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbd73hbgK2F
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阿妹：「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs0FNuQZ2q7
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我：「我梗係掂啦！我劍……劍橋畢業。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwNBW6FNUjP
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楚翹：「邊度劍……劍橋吖？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi5T0HgLBIp
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我：「劍橋道補習社。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZPOspgctVW
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楚翹：「仲有冇呢？」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZCeGZZ5vWo
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我：「牛津囉！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM78AvTOPNG
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楚翹：「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛！呢啲爛gag，我細個都聽唔少啦！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe76LN5VyME
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阿妹：「阿哥唔好做多咗！你做多咗喇！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9wKgcuewSd
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希逸：「柒出一個新境界。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlcaIUBL6dR
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我：「柒頭盡頭便是型。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl4GD7vX8Aa
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楚翹：「但你未柒到盡頭，所以型唔到。」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKuVg2IgJFb
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希逸：「即係話你柒啊！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOl6LqsTsa
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我：「而家被大家遺棄喇！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhSwTbtLtKN
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阿妹：「而家冇人要你嚕！」287Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2UL1a5doJ2
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（待續 To be continued）
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