我:「嘿!我哋講笑咋嘛!朋友有事,梗係要支援啦!點可以唔要佢㗎!我份人最講義氣㗎嘛!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAIgM6X0W6qr
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希逸:「啲唔幫人嘅朋友就唔係朋友,嗰啲通通都係賤人。老闆,我撐你㗎,我實幫你㗎!」170Please respect copyright.PENANARIFRkKyK7P
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老闆:「你班仔啊!啱先講到好把炮,咩連呢啲少少恐懼都接受唔到!」170Please respect copyright.PENANASvPvnniwCz
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希逸:「啱先係我哋嘅演戲效果,假㗎!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAKDU3j5ybzr
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老闆:「不如考下演技,食雞子囉!」170Please respect copyright.PENANABvPW59gOUQ
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我:「真食就唔叫考演技啦!」170Please respect copyright.PENANApPlGlIWffH
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老闆:「如果你要為藝術犧牲,要你食雞子,你願唔願意?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAaUIUO19dlX
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希逸:「為藝術就梗係冇問題啦!因為假嘅。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAlStGzlsBZH
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老闆:「但係要食真嘅先突出到個效果。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAcgrM4eCuJp
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我:「咁呢個就唔叫藝術,呢啲叫真食雞子,而唔係為藝術。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAc9m3gMOZxq
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希逸:「咁你都唔會為藝術而食雞子啦!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAojUWlEjauN
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老闆:「我會喎!」170Please respect copyright.PENANABvsV5zudy2
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我:「拿拿淋食返粒先啦!考驗下演技呀嘛!」170Please respect copyright.PENANA2k5VLD1nzH
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老闆:「你係咪食先,咁多嘢講。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAn2ccK3uUTh
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我:「多謝你嘅好意,我飽喇!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAsqfCgDhjge
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老闆娘:「你而家係唔係唔俾面我大佬先!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAT26PKDHC9R
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我:「係!我不溜都唔俾面你大佬嘅,有咩問題?」170Please respect copyright.PENANA62dA2FYVXi
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老闆:「𡃁仔!而家有女就威威喇 !以前咪又係問我點樣溝女。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAnClmJIGt3r
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我:「得咗米就梗係要女啦!其他嘢可以唔要㗎喇!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAoOqB3ICxkO
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希逸:「重色輕友,呢種朋友唔要得。」170Please respect copyright.PENANALTsdrrvhNv
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我:「你現時自己可做飯,悶極時自己可浪漫。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAuA5HYYBufc
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阿妹:「唔緊要,我煮俾你食。」170Please respect copyright.PENANATyxVBYmMhd
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我:「有時清淡啲,食麥樂雞湯,茄汁湯都好事嚟嘅。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAuHzRCcHkIS
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阿妹:「我邊有煮啲咁難食嘅嘢吖!」170Please respect copyright.PENANASAgB9Cayds
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我:「嗰次都係爭啲啫,炒蛋都係落咗糖咋嘛!」170Please respect copyright.PENANADsHE37GbcT
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阿妹:「我想整甜啲,你識咩吖!」170Please respect copyright.PENANARFWSnDxQFj
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我:「一定係咁,甜嘅炒蛋配煙肉,一定好夾啦!」170Please respect copyright.PENANA99drXlcA9X
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阿妹:「Fusion菜嘅嘢,你識條鐵咩?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAhz0jQRD7b2
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我:「『鐵』係一種化學元素,佢嘅化學符號係『fe』,佢嘅原子序數係26,亦都係過度金屬嘅一種。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAlLjdqvbgaK
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楚翹:「嘩!你好叻吖!你點知道㗎!」170Please respect copyright.PENANA2ZW4Qbzr3u
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我:「梗係叻啦!唔係之後點照顧你吖!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAXEWPshVVYv
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希逸:「扮晒嘢,求其噏啲嘢出嚟就當自己好勁。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAm5AkIIzztg
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我:「喂!唔好篤穿我嘅秘密,唔拋下書包又點溝女呢!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAvbY7DXpHT4
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楚翹:「你又要溝邊個呢!你已經有我喎!你係咪瞞住我去溝第二條女?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAJTzteSABM8
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我:「點會呢!我最專一㗎喇!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAkYzkMy3fQI
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楚翹:「有咩證據?」170Please respect copyright.PENANA9GIUKASpBe
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我:「你唔信就去問希逸喇!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAQJrraDe0xH
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希逸:「你梗係專一啦!好專一咁周圍去溝女呀嘛!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAN7GJS6KRwg
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楚翹:「哦!而家有人證喇!你點解釋。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAJmO5OrVSyC
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我:「冤枉啊!包大人。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAFRjV7tYZ9k
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楚翹:「一句講使,有冇周圍溝女。」170Please respect copyright.PENANApaRwoAXAGH
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我:「梗係……冇啦!我咁靚仔,點會係我溝女呢!梗係啲女溝我啦!」170Please respect copyright.PENANA58m4N5RBpG
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楚翹:「一定係咁啦!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAV6fbhcFkYC
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我:「你知唔知溝我要排隊,而家排到星加坡,我見你咁可憐先俾你打尖咋!」170Please respect copyright.PENANANYWg88cWRW
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楚翹:「你唔吹脹啲!我啲兵排到去美國㖭!我肯定長過你。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAf7xmJTMLDs
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希逸:「肥哥最新形容詞-短。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAffzLIDPRuB
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我:「難道你不知道濃縮就是精華嗎?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAN65jhTII9F
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楚翹:「唔通你想講你自己短!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAdWppO8WVci
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我:「係靈活。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAqefCfZ9LpI
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楚翹:「要睇過先知。」170Please respect copyright.PENANANCAyoDojup
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阿妹:「喂喂喂!你哋返緊工㗎!正經啲啦!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAUsd2Iad7i7
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老闆:「咪係囉!陣間俾啲街客聽到,以為呢度啲員工咁核突,以後唔入嚟食,我哋咪蝕大本。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAuq6feH1dAQ
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希逸:「係囉!做壞晒啲規矩。」170Please respect copyright.PENANATm0puGAT8K
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我:「吖!你平時唔講嘅。」170Please respect copyright.PENANA4j9rjZ8x6c
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希逸:「我唔會喺返工呢啲咁正經嘅場合講啲咁核突嘢囉!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAZg4dV5jav0
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老闆:「希逸呢啲態度就啱喇!得閒教下彥仔啦!你冇嘢做都可以落嚟幫手㗎!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAF2LIGOUkaD
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希逸:「唔好阻住人哋拍拖啦!我唔做人電燈膽㗎!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAGGZNz8jptm
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阿妹:「阻人拍拖尤如殺人父母,費事佢哋因為冇得拍拖而鬧我哋啦!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAz6HOuYAGmV
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我:「講到你哋唔拍拖咁嘅。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAToPfkcVgAh
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楚翹:「同學愛新鮮,戀愛大過天。」170Please respect copyright.PENANALKVAkaV2FJ
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阿妹:「仲《戀愛大過天》?梗係男生們是非,我細細聲講給你!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAhPAXXlzNEP
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老闆娘:「我坐你隔離,像對孖公仔報喜。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAjjUnwP1EOl
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楚翹:「來操場遊戲,我共你一起。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAtfyAf5Pm2x
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阿妹:「然後買襪買衫可以做風紀。」170Please respect copyright.PENANArI9zyKyp6B
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我:「歐陽浚彥,動作很劉華!我真是好奇。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAzsz8Er5oJ4
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希逸:「林希逸啊!一直人氣高企。」170Please respect copyright.PENANALA1Li3Prlo
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我:「喂!你呢句唔啱音喎!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAn7YlcBIh9x
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希逸:「你啱音咩?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAW9sgmsWhRx
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我:「梗係啱,連動作都啱,同劉華啲動作一樣咁靚仔。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAsUYC4LyOZg
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阿妹:「阿哥,你應該流華先啱!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAKed4di1emb
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楚翹:「流~德華。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAIUuEAuXGNp
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我:「我係真•劉華。愧家der嚕!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAsexFfUc8Sc
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希逸:「你都係唔好唱喇!你啲普通話真係唔得。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAR2XQs4fUec
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楚翹:「唔係唔得,係要直情要用『爛』呢個字嚟形容。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAwqdV68c7Mj
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我:「咁我少講,講得唔好,係好正常啫!我又冇乜地方要用普通話,學嚟都冇用。」170Please respect copyright.PENANA5y6ExCoq6A
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阿妹:「咁你啲英文又掂唔掂呢?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAKKwNmtxk6e
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我:「我梗係掂啦!我劍……劍橋畢業。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAq91ihrz87i
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楚翹:「邊度劍……劍橋吖?」170Please respect copyright.PENANAjwzUhV2FuW
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我:「劍橋道補習社。」170Please respect copyright.PENANADMDWERqQpq
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楚翹:「仲有冇呢?」170Please respect copyright.PENANADioGfjunwU
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我:「牛津囉!」170Please respect copyright.PENANABfhljExoqF
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楚翹:「牛頭角津貼小學呀嘛!呢啲爛gag,我細個都聽唔少啦!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAxf3wlCZ4YN
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阿妹:「阿哥唔好做多咗!你做多咗喇!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAWzaVwnQm2V
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希逸:「柒出一個新境界。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAv7lV3CzZgE
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我:「柒頭盡頭便是型。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAuSj31jax71
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楚翹:「但你未柒到盡頭,所以型唔到。」170Please respect copyright.PENANAFBlWfXsimf
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希逸:「即係話你柒啊!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAXtg0WbH7bd
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我:「而家被大家遺棄喇!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAsQDo4kOzk7
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阿妹:「而家冇人要你嚕!」170Please respect copyright.PENANAh0LO6oBBOS
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(待續 To be continued)