阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeqhputxpHM
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzv1j8dfxRp
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhdggIDyEpV
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我：「好兄弟。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1wiyVpJTC4
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUaKrdkvQBE
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH1vsnbacms
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0PImFi6xG
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNDoxQ4U4bt
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAtJ1qoYDA8
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我：「洗埋先準走。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbWSLQosfFg
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfo1wOLh9Jk
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70RpFGj7mv
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnNq57sG4M
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaaMcdws8DU
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ45kmxgtwiv
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJehXoRtAHs
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn7kfCCf5CE
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwwp5aMJFxN
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJdZKdJnG6h
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNxW3pBeGog
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQNGUYCYm3n
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡroSS0wtAyN
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlq36Y7PGO1
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPaBFBfrhdx
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEYFAAPF2m1
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVxMQjzWGVB
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我：「你係咪未死過。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRm3DoiV368
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPAKHRezRrl
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我：「擰轉身。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi1CQyUkv9h
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希逸：「做咩先。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxGtetovVdB
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我：「你轉咗先。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQVnbuImx0Y
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIJCH5s1fkM
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSh2kj2Y2pX
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmp6C52iqSt
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡer3TOYwo3c
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuEBHkCbWwx
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWIC7ThRLb
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ15RipBPxSj
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtY0ZMgzQbp
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMoSjRjalPT
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgPsOXQocqI
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuzKPFTJnpx
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEnxmRbgpc
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA0WOWgWlPu
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrPfzqvZbJ7
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWRpX3q8i7L
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr9yxLjiYoW
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCx1DLxNKoY
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj98dbNJWfq
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7sL8rVIGcF
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1QpfB7ULAz
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡssl35XrQ06
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwRL3k6yIcW
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFmzL6IKZVG
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM2DYaL5Rnd
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvaLCvWh3V
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfqhP5pHv4
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIzVWy88UeT
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQrBbWytoPP
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOgIJRtrcT
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq60GZUfl12
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8FD898D1A
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOuV4aWzaLh
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyR6YD98ey
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8do1zEE8Yh
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM9ewnw87VW
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP2mHKVuNfM
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgYtSqlLJSU
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa2rNpXEu2G
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG1o3LJ8Pqh
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjkOcG8D9Uh
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzxpCTNL8Ci
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6KMOJ1Jdey
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUGkcGJqrrN
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUbJT3Xp3w2
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhizBTOCwa
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdsA5ei0UyG
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmNlYCySrnr
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOJZNIKdy5
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡypspfnz4Bj
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIi0HGIxyS
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyQXaeowI33
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1YVQriD9gk
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb20CcHWUEl
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阿妹：「希逸B，叫定大嫂啦！ 」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjEyS8s2cYJ
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希逸：「大嫂好！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNVNeGRNGpc
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLC4UGHWYRd
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtCwlwR42xy
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCI9FYyVxem
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDm8gXvJKsn
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」294Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpH8S9dCJp1
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