阿妹：「邊度係鴛鴦嬉水啊！我哋係鴛鴦洗碗。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoZZBb3lfZ0
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我：「點知你洗洗下碗會唔會突然去洗第二啲嘢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGtdHtbdguT
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希逸：「噓！講呢啲！咁我都唔會落去阻住你哋喺『燒夜店』放閃嘅。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfaqk6yJjXS
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我：「好兄弟。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiOAUj4uPDV
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希逸：「兄弟好！己所不欲，勿施於人。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡelwpQjqLad
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我：「大家今晚食完飯就早啲休息，聽日就開學喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgXnoiO9pt4
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希逸：「梗係啦！食完拍個籮柚走得。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhdmenpI49
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我：「啲碗……阿茂洗啊？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs9xbjN45J6
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希逸：「嘻嘻！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa62CzMsc7A
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我：「洗埋先準走。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g9bPen775
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希逸：「係嘅老闆，使唔使切埋啲生果，煮下紅豆沙咁？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjCNiJrrhZ6
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我：「係就最好啦！煮埋宵夜都可以㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfIlRrraPzv
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希逸：「唔得，你話今晚要早啲休息。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZH3LTSmseC
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阿妹：「係囉！呢句你講㗎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbKxhKzUFyi
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我：「嘩！你哋平時當我講嘢耳邊風㗎喎，你哋今日咩事？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuWSOVq0J36
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希逸：「黐線，我最聽你講嘢㗎喇！你係大佬嚟㗎嘛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0QwEnz9Tvz
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阿妹：「你係我阿哥嚟㗎嘛，點會撚化我呢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TuhVUypwG
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我：「我會記住你哋今日講過嘅嘢，之後攞返出嚟講。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoltwJSrCtB
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希逸：「平生不做虧心事。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqSC3YW5BB8
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阿妹：「阿哥敲門也不驚。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnraI0GrnTw
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我：「你哋講到我好似隻鬼咁。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMZTduPv82m
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希逸：「梗係似啦！餓鬼呀嘛！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtR0HfJtjmm
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我：「邊度似，你用屎眼睇嘢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡem7llfOgxl
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希逸：「我用……呢隻眼。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡefORWXw6xR
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我：「嘩嘩嘩！好撚痛吖屌你！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzehwW7WEfO
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希逸話口未完，對我做咗「千年殺」，呢個動作就係對準我個屎忽窿，由下面一嘢插上去，真係好撚痛。如果大家好鍾意「千年殺」人，你真係要俾人插一次先知道咩叫痛。334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXy1kzL6vkh
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我：「你係咪未死過。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEWAUdQpOZK
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希逸：「都唔係好痛咋嘛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ10yELXsfSB
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我：「擰轉身。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIFVlUyLZt6
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希逸：「做咩先。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPg7ww7awfl
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我：「你轉咗先。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZiRCjTMrm1
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希逸：「啊~好撚痛吖！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXVe0hxSuJA
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我：「咁你而家知道咩叫痛啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCMgzJAHuWC
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希逸：「下次唔搞，原來真係好痛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe61eU9Rbfu
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阿妹：「搞到我都想試下插人㖭。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeQh1ea2WOj
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希逸：「唔好吖，好痛㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡARRoVu7Zf3
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阿妹：「希逸，我要進來了。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9sytSVh8n4
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希逸：「大人饒命啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2Rzt7wlLux
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阿妹：「原來插人係咁爽㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtTw4tCBkT
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我：「但被人插會好痛囉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPRvLwTwv8n
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阿妹：「唔緊要，反正我都唔會試到。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYhpkXb5ewQ
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希逸：「你諗下好喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqYn0FPaJm0
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我：「喂喂喂！你係咪想死，喺你女朋友個阿哥面前講埋啲咁嘅嘢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0hYr8YBLHe
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希逸：「驚咩啫。你都唔介意嘅。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeKylt7gJa9
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我：「我好介意，做人唔可以淨係諗呢啲嘢㗎喎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXwGV6ACWvi
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希逸：「呢啲嘢係咩呢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndav4BG928
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我：「就係你諗嗰啲嘢囉。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWj1xeoW7ot
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希逸：「即係邊啲呢？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsd8fO2P2dD
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我：「敦倫之樂啊！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPfT4uqsvDa
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希逸：「得你一個先係咁鹹濕，我好正經㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkoWPuqMfCD
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阿妹：「得你一個先諗埋啲咩咩倫敦嘢，我哋三個都冇諗呢嘢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ScS8GA8bX
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我：「係敦倫，唔係倫敦。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrLaxjk2AA
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楚翹：「對你好失望囉！開頭都唔係鹹濕仔嚟，點知識得越耐，就越嚟越鹹濕。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡttScsGgPRT
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我：「三個恰一個，完全唔公平。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaROZD1zOJF
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楚翹：「呢個世界就係咁唔公平，，因為你識到我已經用晒所有運氣。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjxQez0UK5Y
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我：「識到你直情係三生有幸㖭啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0EVHdFCV73
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楚翹：「嘩！突然俾咗個靚位你入㖭。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9dxl8w5P55
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我：「我梗係識搵靚位入啦！我入咩位都咁靚。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYXQmMPcSCW
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楚翹：「哈！哈！哈！你講鹹濕笑話都唔知俾咩反應你好。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIknzoCf28d
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我：「我邊似係講鹹濕笑話呢！我係講泊車，入咩位都咁靚。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡD5doQQeG2x
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楚翹：「咁都俾你條友兜到㖭。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1XRjYs74O
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我：「我講嘢從來都唔兜圈嘅，我講嘢好直接㗎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3kvZs4zzKT
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楚翹：「直接……直接笠水呀嘛！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyVy9pW2nF
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我：「我份人，天不怕、地不怕。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5w02iEDAg3
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楚翹：「唔知邊個連表白都唔敢，要我開口先呢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCDAAktcR5t
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希逸：「你……有冇搞錯。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKtOGGyaItf
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阿妹：「原來楚翹表白先㗎？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIvuhrys3ZO
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楚翹：「冇辦法啦！對住啲木頭，唔主動啲，人哋唔知㗎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDDUp1uzjpK
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我：「我原本諗住講㗎！點知俾你搶走咗我嘅對白咋嘛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgmlTScFoS
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楚翹：「係囉！仲要我撲向你到，錫你先get到囉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJ12t3jsTzR
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希逸：「嘩！你有冇搞錯吖！要女仔同你表白，仲要女仔主動錫你。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBU8YOHGu4H
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我：「無辦法啦！鬼叫我咁靚仔，啲女會主動撲埋嚟。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡndaZWKQxe5
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楚翹：「你慳啲啦！如果我唔主動啲，你而家都仲係單身咋。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA36FjZbXRW
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我：「點會單身，分分鐘狂蜂浪蝶㖭吖！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡde7LlNNB0m
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希逸：「連表白都唔敢，廢柴。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3bneuEzUIC
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阿妹：「對你好失望囉！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUX30O3HAGp
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我：「放心，表白今次我衰咗，但求婚呢一part，一定會係我開口先嘅。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWf4RT3ikNu
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希逸：「你唔敢講就死得啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP8YCNvnUQz
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楚翹：「邊個……邊個話我會應承你求婚㗎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvvGCUEolQh
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阿妹：「阿嫂做咩口窒窒，你係咪怕醜啊？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS7tWVw76wy
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楚翹：「黐線啦！我都唔知會唔會揀浚彥。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh9VAGjJndT
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希逸：「肥哥你要加油喇！要留住楚翹嘅心喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTgp89jewfq
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我：「冇㗎喇！入咗嚟呢度就冇得出返去，除非……」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpa31DN33t9
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楚翹：「除非咩？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEOwbN1H4rS
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我：「除非……你搵到個有錢人收養你啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrAXYYbdPT0
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楚翹：「係啊！但係啲有錢人，我都冇興趣。咁我最多以後都留喺到囉！陪下你呢個單身漢。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSlOXwA54HA
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希逸：「大嫂好！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU7O8ZD6iLE
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楚翹：「我幾時話應承做佢老婆。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡboWRpKW7uD
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阿妹：「啱先阿哥話求婚，你突然口窒窒喎。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡByR2sEi8wl
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楚翹：「我……我有口吃咋嘛。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoVrQxNDHpT
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阿妹：「係就唔好等喇！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI4m9sHZTKK
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希逸：「好事梗係成雙啦！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0LcYGGKTbQ
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我：「做咩啊！你又求婚咩？我反對。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGM4u0ksWoE
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希逸：「我反對你個反對。」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKFOK3h5XjK
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阿妹：「喂喂喂！我未準備好㗎！」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzdYKSLJPl8
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希逸：「我都唔係講求婚，都唔知你哋兩兄妹諗咗去邊？」334Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUU6Zvz9Mre
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