希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAZSPnZVB1qG
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAYJlPjV0Y81
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」327Please respect copyright.PENANA6jJVaFrtqN
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAVZ9W8MyTOJ
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAJfiDjomKRF
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAoQe0JBQuoC
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」327Please respect copyright.PENANANoXBeNbAxF
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAW8LUahSuAD
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAY6P6E7gdYB
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANA9AF7IMhYOJ
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAhQwpbALpoJ
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAaujrjvz9Rg
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」327Please respect copyright.PENANA4eUUyHshrm
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAkBqOEo43Md
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAo0L8thd6ur
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAEsIIzJEhOZ
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希逸:「唔知吖!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAwEEo413BtL
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAmEKPnITNJ8
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」327Please respect copyright.PENANA88y9Id2TW6
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAlAeZQi6umd
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAcWoqET7Cae
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」327Please respect copyright.PENANA9WYpsybcoG
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAKJeJ6VyiCp
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAr9QijeJ69m
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANA83vtR5Vana
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」327Please respect copyright.PENANArw5adzTVLL
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAoq9pWNs7bh
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」327Please respect copyright.PENANAgXRMpoXUvz
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」327Please respect copyright.PENANATye5J0eQc1
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAts2Ec2V121
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」327Please respect copyright.PENANALvEX4u8FNS
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAarW3Yek5ZC
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAQO9Dz3KhLf
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」327Please respect copyright.PENANASZQkSdGLfd
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希逸:「重犯一號。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAYCZO8JmCqj
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」327Please respect copyright.PENANA5IFPsV1G9H
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAtYi2hVuusS
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAw7UoLAvRTj
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAjwQyojbclQ
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAOVxUF4JU7y
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAhKnMPfLANI
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAWhsKKAi8Gz
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAcAJiZnt33n
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」327Please respect copyright.PENANAL4teqxA0tV
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」327Please respect copyright.PENANA0fO3yD2XuO
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAQBrwucWXNf
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAEnI8arOA2u
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我:「咁而家呢?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAAP4wn23REf
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。327Please respect copyright.PENANAsPoYLGXmO9
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAVlOH21UHuk
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAhHG27EBJ9X
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希逸:「好閃吖!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAA0mYVqPuhU
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」327Please respect copyright.PENANALeFGaZuFlO
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAzF7yFVhaR3
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」327Please respect copyright.PENANA3TOSMaxBY4
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAtV8hKKIulp
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAmAb1J9ZH39
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAwqflRkqUcd
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAiSnqKcAaPV
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」327Please respect copyright.PENANADkycUi52cg
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAmPEAJlkrnP
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAhirifyodio
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAtBU0VJkVa9
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAkEl3icQrfC
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAwLyeXYo1QJ
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAnGCnsvEWiP
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAEAbqWaugQk
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANATVM3aavIuX
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」327Please respect copyright.PENANASey0GQLRoJ
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAExlcxkEFxZ
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAUdZEULJB7z
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」327Please respect copyright.PENANA9GbvLecc3E
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAHgzosI8pmV
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」327Please respect copyright.PENANAbtjy1OEBZM
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAFAiXxDMVKz
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」327Please respect copyright.PENANA9qaz9lv86E
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」327Please respect copyright.PENANALjaZen2NpG
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAf2SklxtRCr
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」327Please respect copyright.PENANA7mHp7V1XLC
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAmw2Xg3QbJE
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANA4aOb2IEbOD
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」327Please respect copyright.PENANA5UaRcaLChC
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANA1IECj6abhk
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」327Please respect copyright.PENANAa2oM9kPEeo
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」327Please respect copyright.PENANAHsHAfSQxVC
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」327Please respect copyright.PENANA3xuSnn2AIT
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]327Please respect copyright.PENANA3jurYdtthD
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(待續 To be continued)