希逸:「變成熟咗呀嘛,我知。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAkcOPIQaZ8s
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我:「完全唔係之前嘅你,簡直係180度大轉變。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAulOHU2TYC4
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希逸:「我盡力學習成為男人。」294Please respect copyright.PENANA9h19WI2up4
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我:「喂!就算我喺到,你做事都唔會特別認真㗎啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAb2KkNZkUKN
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希逸:「都唔係唱俾你聽,唔好自作多情啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANATsv0lVvjDL
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我:「唔唱俾我聽,咁唱俾邊個聽吖!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAxOSDJAHogf
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希逸:「好夢正酣嘅蕊心BB囉。」294Please respect copyright.PENANA2E21RdR5xj
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我:「上去唱啦!肉麻到爆。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAdniNvq7hi4
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希逸:「冇鎖匙呀嘛!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAt17Wm81wrt
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我:「而家借埋俾你又點話吖!不過夜媽媽唔好搞得咁大聲喇!你知你有時大力咗就唔好啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAggJTZgrPGl
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希逸:「你都痴孖根嘅,我唔做犯法嘢㗎。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAWVuwR3c8Xk
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我:「咁你係咪而家上去唱歌吖!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAmRqQH7kwUO
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希逸:「上去吹簫好啲。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAZGFrFmDugw
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我:「又講鹹濕嘢,都係唔借鎖匙俾你,我要擔心阿妹嘅人身安全。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAE3QtbSTEzX
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希逸:「俾啦!唔該你啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANABXjZ5GMY4z
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我:「唔知邊個啱啱先講完,話拍拖唔係淨係為咗呢啲敦倫之樂呢?」294Please respect copyright.PENANA38ZS15K1IM
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希逸:「唔知吖!」294Please respect copyright.PENANASzz7VnvS0Z
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我:「啱先仲讚完你成熟,我收返啱先講嗰句嘢。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAaNhi1hOLop
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希逸:「收唔返㗎喇!我都知我成熟,男仔嘅目標係溝女,而男人嘅目標梗係…」294Please respect copyright.PENANAhVCFKl2uT9
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我:「喂!你又想講咩呢?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAB6SboYLUZs
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希逸:「就梗係照顧老婆啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANANiWGDEB8js
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我:「我話晒都係半個老竇,我揀女婿嘅要求係超級高㗎喎。」294Please respect copyright.PENANASFI8WkzbEw
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希逸:「我有咩係達唔到你嘅要求先得㗎?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAyVlRoARnaa
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我:「首先唔需要有錢,但係要好有錢;唔需要靚仔,但要好靚仔;唔需要錫佢,但要好錫佢。」294Please respect copyright.PENANASXDU9cG7tg
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希逸:「論靚仔,我數一數二靚仔,呢方面你唔使擔心;論錫佢,我肯定俾你更加錫佢啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAL4nutZ9PGZ
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我:「係咪㗎?點錫佢法先。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAaOUcXMsWJH
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希逸:「錫到佢燶咁囉!」294Please respect copyright.PENANARGzbghf5aB
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我:「咁就差唔多,但係至於有錢……」294Please respect copyright.PENANAvrzUxa4kwD
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希逸:「愛情,係唔可以用錢嚟比較。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAxQceNiD3Ht
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我:「冇錢,咩愛情都唔講得。」294Please respect copyright.PENANA8CogXqF7XF
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希逸:「你都唔係好有錢啫,同我講呢啲。」294Please respect copyright.PENANANmVcGkANvk
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我:「就係因為我唔係好有錢,我女婿先更加要有錢吖嘛。同埋我有得食軟飯㗎喎!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAPuf09WVp84
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希逸:「你估下你可唔可以入到楚翹屋企門口啊喇?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAFN57mAKy5S
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我:「方圓半公里都入唔到,肯定俾啲保安趕走,可以嘅話,我而家俾人監視緊都似。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAH7sLIHNXob
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希逸:「重犯一號。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAXE4BPfRA01
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我:「係!我係軟飯皇。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAPztoSHEEsv
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希逸:「高級監督巡視,有冇要求投訴?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAxYnXxSHO0A
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我:「阿sir,乜你係高級監督咩?高級廁所長就有你份。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAbZrZGlOAaF
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希逸:「我而家就係高級監督,我再問多次,有冇要求投訴?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAcNwRFVAs7k
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我:「有吖!好多嘢想要,例如整返幾個二奶、換個靚啲嘅老婆咁啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANADhbG4RNH7I
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楚翹:「喂!唔好以為我聽唔到喎。偷懶都未話你喇!而家仲要話換個靚啲嘅人,係咪想死?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAnESY2qCQg2
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希逸:「Sorry, Madam,啱先呢個犯人太麻煩,我而家幫你處理佢。」294Please respect copyright.PENANA4WeVQcUgrU
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楚翹:「係就快,唔好拖喇!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAg1DdxlO13q
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希逸:「Yes, Madam.」294Please respect copyright.PENANA47F7eDKOfh
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楚翹:「至於呢個犯人,加佢監,加到終身監禁,犯人有冇嘢要上訴?」294Please respect copyright.PENANACpNUWIX6G8
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我:「終身監禁係咪同你過先?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAU4HqlI7sne
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楚翹:「睇下你嘅表現點先啦?」294Please respect copyright.PENANABcaJKItMCp
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我:「咁而家呢?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAhXPqJAf9l6
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燒緊串燒嘅我,行過去喺樓面嘅楚翹,然後嘴落去。294Please respect copyright.PENANAzlpclsciiD
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楚翹:「咁樣犯規㗎喎。要再加監㗎。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAb0FhXOwwhn
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我:「反正都要終身監禁對住你,加乜都得啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANA87OvhXyIbB
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希逸:「好閃吖!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAasxHb4oq6A
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魚蛋:「閃盲我哋呢啲單身漢喇!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAVc5jicTFhN
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歪仁:「早知帶埋啲女女過嚟曬命啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAbuTXaDsGYD
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孟治雞:「你去吔屎啦!溝走晒啲女女,我同魚蛋都係自己咁過咋。」294Please respect copyright.PENANANtKEXcVww1
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歪仁:「冇辦法啦!鬼叫我咁靚仔呢?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAReG1jlQ0kK
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魚蛋:「孟治雞,你識做啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANANLKUsE4CWe
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孟治雞:「梗係識啦!陣間玩game整鑊勁嘅俾佢嘆。」294Please respect copyright.PENANA7JP9MwN9fc
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歪仁:「酒下留人吖!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAXuzs8iazje
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魚蛋:「流鼻血就有你份。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAxU1XuNh4YT
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孟治雞:「走唔甩㗎喇!乖乖哋介紹啲女仔俾我哋識就放你一馬。」294Please respect copyright.PENANADLbQlhYkjp
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歪仁:「我識嗰啲,都睇唔上你啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAnkVUkO0Q2v
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魚蛋:「我哋俾埋機會你,你自己唔珍惜,而家敬酒唔飲飲罰酒。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAEbC1NA5WRo
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孟治雞:「今次耶穌都保你唔到,我話嘅。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAPKNHyY40sD
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希逸:「咪住!我哋有女介紹。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAHK5nUOkecb
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魚蛋:「堅定流先?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAUGcb960bW9
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希逸:「堅過石堅咁樣囉。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAEqHXwKKzZG
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我:「呃你有錢賺咩?嗱!望下啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAOUdT1NT2Et
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歪仁:「喂~正喎,你哋點識㗎?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAfBJsygXOA9
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我:「佢哋係阿妹同楚翹啲同學嚟,中三嘅。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAKtjwmKPYTs
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魚蛋:「妹妹,啱喎。」294Please respect copyright.PENANALTK8nN4bu7
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希逸:「人哋好成熟㗎。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAPKjSxpVTUk
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孟治雞:「幾時搞招親大會先。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAOd3VtBjblQ
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我:「今個月尾嘅周末得唔得先?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAr6Nd1WQ9Ro
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魚蛋:「吓!我哋要考模擬試喎。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAeC6FFUHx4A
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希逸:「咁你要模擬試定女?」294Please respect copyright.PENANAd1Rkq5KYGW
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魚蛋:「女。溝女大過一切㗎嘛。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAU1vQyYQQsq
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我:「咁咪就係囉!我哋諗住去狗場做義工,俾機會你哋展露啲父愛同愛心。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAwVUbFEb2lW
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孟治雞:「都話你哋體貼㗎啦,連活動都安排埋俾我哋。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAE0YMnq4xRL
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希逸:「係唔想阻住我哋拍拖啫。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAcpzdBdLtwH
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魚蛋:「呢個咁有深度嘅任務就交俾我哋啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAJQ7CR01ryF
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我:「咁我當你哋得㗎喇!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAkAUrNn72qh
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孟治雞:「幾忙都都嚟啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAZv0xhe1uRX
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希逸:「你有幾忙呢?平時咪又係返學等放學。」294Please respect copyright.PENANAKKWmT57JGz
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孟治雞:「忙住睇幾時放學囉!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAttXZE5Cek7
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我:「話知你,總之預咗你哋啦!」294Please respect copyright.PENANAt5qByM8t62
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[個個都拍拖,唔通嗰個都想拍拖咩?係,個個都想拍拖,可惜,錯的人配上錯的時間。]294Please respect copyright.PENANAl2HFNPKwPl
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(待續 To be continued)