我：「得喇，我梗係識做啦！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsBsbKRl4At
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［我就知道，這些機會是屬於我的，哈哈！］370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJIPS2yVtPL
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經過一晚同周公捉棋嘅我，諗咗個平安夜周全大計。首先係食聖誕大大餐，之後就係手痕交換禮物，最後嚟個聖誕版真心話大冒險。370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQFhOyiRRAK
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阿妹：「你啲創意，好有限喎！聖誕大大餐？即係聖誕大餐啦！手痕交換禮物？即刻普通交換禮物啦！聖誕版真心話大冒險？有幾聖誕吖！阿哥，你第時都唔好搞活動，費事悶親人吖！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0VKSFkY11R
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我同大家分享完我嘅偉論之後，阿妹竟然落我面。370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bGhVnw3FV
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我：「歐陽蕊心，你唔好落我面喎！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡohtzGDbUhZ
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楚翹：「唔係吖，我覺得幾好！幾有聖誕feel吖。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVmxOmVKvWp
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阿妹：「楚翹，你啲審美觀有啲問題喎。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtSIiGEAELF
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我：「你先有問題吖！都唔支持我嘅！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJKb3F4wEcY
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阿妹：「咁你就做好啲，我就唔會落你面㗎喇！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSSNSPgn5wS
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我：「真係冇你符！大家提議下今晚食咩好？」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKjIMmmT8jp
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楚翹：「我要食意大利燴飯！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2JUKN7PlYU
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阿妹：「我要食牛肉飯。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUYBOsjkRxb
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楚翹：「意大利飯！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRtNA3CT2IW
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阿妹：「唔得，我要食牛肉飯。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp9QwvFw2Jm
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我：「好！今晚就食意大利飯啦！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNG5FrjOzM3
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阿妹：「歐陽浚彥，你好黑人憎吖！你去死啦。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3W0T3J1xnx
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我：「最多下次煮牛肉飯啦！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUjIX5bpuD0
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阿妹：「黑人憎阿哥，唔理你吖！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsq7SpCNYum
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「砰」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLRZSMBPS1m
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阿妹一嘢閂埋門。不過我知道，你係為我好嘅！You are my sis forever。370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPTghjhIKhf
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楚翹：「浚彥，不如我幫你吖！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyvWypYq9x7
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［連個天都幫我吖！］370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0ZpzqNJJDR
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我：「咁拜託你喇喎！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKgcZyERjmN
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煮晚餐嘅時候就好似前日喺宵夜鋪發生嘅情景咁。370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPO2EgaLjH9
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我：「睇火啦，燶喇！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiDFUQiCNaK
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楚翹：「你顧掂你自己先啦！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE6bIhVUtpP
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我：「塊砧板切生嘢㗎。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmmPR3fgp41
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我：「你第時都係唔好落廚房，你好危險吖！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMnktvvJFhp
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楚翹：「你就危險，不知幾安全。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXYQtwtqy0w
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我：「楚翹，考你一個IQ題，你知唔知我唔會好似呢煲湯咁？」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXi2jME8DZv
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楚翹：「即係點？」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHZPKEbMOrD
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我：「我唔會滾！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq6ahK5oBbr
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楚翹：「爛gag！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHAneI1kogv
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我：「我做任何事都好專一，唔會滾、唔會喺出面搞三搞四、唔會一腳踏兩船。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡR05OzVBSRt
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楚翹：「我知吖！你好可靠，真係好阿哥嚟，將來亦都會係一個好男朋友嚟！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8wJXKDYfPe
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楚翹俾咗隻手指公我，我見佢含情脈脈咁望住我，我就…370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ26kIHeXfJa
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楚翹：「你做咩咬我隻手指，死變態。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfS5XG8RwPi
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係吖，你冇睇錯，佢冇講錯，我輕輕咬落楚翹隻手指公度，而楚翹都輕輕打我手板還拖。370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzbfA8uoM3R
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我：「俾啲情趣呀嘛！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ40OFle6j14
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楚翹：「情趣？情你老母吖！我都冇應承你。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1GrqLcwumf
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我：「應承啲咩。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5g6LEKga3A
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楚翹：「唔知吖！煮你嘅飯啦！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJZyv1UqKJY
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我：「講啦！我想知吖 ！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoi1mPJ9lyH
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楚翹：「唔講！自己領略啦！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWZtePnsBz0
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［男仔追女仔就係要引起女仔嘅注意，令女仔打你，多啲身體接觸就已經成功咗第一步。］370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDzAp87JB3H
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同楚翹大戰咗三百個回合之後，幾經辛苦，終於都搞掂咗個聖誕前夕大餐，有意大利燴飯，即係加多咗啲海鮮嘅頹廢罐頭忌廉蘑菇湯飯、有羅宋湯，即係罐頭羅宋湯、亦都有甜品，心太軟，即係喺超市買嘅心太軟。370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYOt4ySCGNi
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阿妹：「阿哥，你話你係咪大細超吖！上年聖誕我哋都係食公仔麵咋，今日有好餸食，聽日又有聖誕大餐、又有party，我咁大個女都從未喺屋企開party。」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHjOyAC9cdS
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我：「咁今年有來賓呀嘛！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡitiD5gwsGv
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楚翹：「得喇得喇，唔好嘈喇！開飯啦！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcQYZmz02Y2
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阿妹：「嘩！好食吖！肯定係楚翹整㗎喇，你真係入得廚房、出得廳堂，如果第時阿哥個老婆有你咁好就好嚕！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeWsRE64UfF
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楚翹：「其實呢，個飯係你阿哥整㗎，至於我做你大嫂？係就好嚕！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3haxpulfyL
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阿妹：「我幾時可以叫你大嫂？」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyq2XOBdrKf
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我：「喂喂喂！你哋兩個係咪傻咗吖！食飯啦！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDP5YyZYRve
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阿妹：「阿哥，你都冇啲情趣嘅，蘇州過後冇艇搭吖！」370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGn6erEHMtw
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［楚翹掩住嘴笑，唔通佢暗示我哋兩個嘅關係？歐陽浚彥，你要冷靜。小浚彥，你都要冷靜吖！］370Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTnP357fZHi
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（待續 To be continued）
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