波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ349O5fC33O
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你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGONJ0RdcmT
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至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGgp1mbKZ65
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不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIK6xwZWgMs
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盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5SDUHNCtx
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這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YZ6xFLRmX
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ0894HxnnI
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn3zpFCow7m
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我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs3HmhYiown
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總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBNekS0YXQ
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已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVbCP6ijAHD
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現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6QLXEIWM9G
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「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1B0hWfVCx7
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「啊，差唔多喇。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkex2xQHHXP
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說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC1GWGAGF6I
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嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJV9jBMet79
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等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8WFqQ7424K
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說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnok1qH43h
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuOzXaL9VpP
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIXFAHguutu
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不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5VsXQryDfZ
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唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVfrrt5rwe2
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGzcqQVdANV
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每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9F8E2tY9su
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「未顯示號碼」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSO9kqroJAl
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會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9F4ImBgsA
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIWdTIiZ2S
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvlbC5bJqKi
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只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdafnc1DBuQ
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW63Cmdj4VE
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTW9B7pnGhX
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡi7ZRU2eucz
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9jqB6q0Nrf
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「無啊…無…無需……」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡg9QoHkgmxw
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豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq5Zp712CYn
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「先生…」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVGrnvN6dMu
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「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLyocgrjwxF
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她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡj6CgugqELu
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「屌你老母。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDNCdby5SJI
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明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5BJ2oIfSf8
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQDsWS8lXQd
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhueI9I8Dqq
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbcu6fytjx
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgVJpGiKynb
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又是「未顯示號碼」。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWukDw1R4rl
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0uSjWlyXzB
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWRTF4f5Iw
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不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvQ8uBIzbsP
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「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7Ek7dxTlNp
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3NkPmuT7Ae
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMD7kLnXZfP
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他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1ZPloFwPhj
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYX848FubYT
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZGfli1HTY1
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「Ha Ha You're Dead！」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG722K9wDN6
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Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbsQpF2KgXO
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不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6VQzpYhX41
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其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpbHmmc02Eu
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「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5QnCIiJs6X
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說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡO4zRq1LPBa
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「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkJmvrb8avl
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哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvGp4Rkg7wQ
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「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8IKNGalHzL
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「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKGlHjSH70
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這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXPRaqUl409
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「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTKKI8Y50BV
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不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiJ7ihd57qB
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAOE5rjE0yu
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3xVhYotIn7
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我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH76jtmlIRU
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他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1vWfvWitzx
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcLMwsNbUNC
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起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡllzkaUYZIB
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坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTtXzzsuNF3
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「條友信得過嫁喇？」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeCeYwst4hn
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問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEtBJmUxkzJ
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「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSBqUuvdLSI
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聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZy9jZKtbPY
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「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrMlXVTiKDC
868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5pAKugqQVO
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAmkhZBQCLJ
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電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYEUjEqfWCy
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大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgsdsF6cO6X
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若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……868Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZaCaHc7eQz
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