波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK267PBwdXl
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEATIMyT8i5
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyKTz7FpUeL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGGX8c7LJ5
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkMHFiqtpOS
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKSKnSHnCbL
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiSa5kNIrtf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuwFQdbA9Z1
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3ApGGuFhZX
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHA8cE0PdYR
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDl1aOCmvEf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3pEkojmk5L
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEhB2dkjDbH
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡja4H03SFJh
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSXKLw7rkRG
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdeLWlTmRS5
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4RTJWQETk
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyN6cAWSIGA
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuQKS1B1H2n
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfhPCX0skVC
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr1vQx9fLe1
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnKuL7ycSzy
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWJlv0X7HaN
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡyAe6bBjAuc
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsSODXa3hTz
「啊，差唔多喇。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQKvMapQmw1
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuHHTUXJj5p
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVhJTvmY3xT
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7pKjkbTaZm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3D6nAOwi5l
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfSoKkX04dm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvwcnbRa0FD
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKAWx7hVwcK
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKVf1JFfHsT
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡswGCHD9v73
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMdYbKY8KqT
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkTZFAt0uRi
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX4nEOlA0nW
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR1hfdaILr
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8GFgy6lLXD
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEqHOD1qL1s
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrrSuSCm5cJ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAcKVKK5kev
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFlzqznVBBl
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡStzAIKXWER
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCGpZ7GBkES
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVar5dUt0M7
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPBox2SnfEd
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF3vv4hDTDQ
「未顯示號碼」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡumzSiR3IZO
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlOTxAOolMI
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWewRPYDrbm
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh3bErV2Yes
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH55SKwkpP5
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGRcNf8VQB2
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt0KUx2NfZo
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQWhMmZ1uGx
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt5ZoEFsheP
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVITbyi2cvm
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePT4sHrWnH
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsFLoGABog8
「無啊…無…無需……」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6frhlNmj2q
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlkZfswcmwg
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ZPTQiDAIU
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBwcIFDyzk3
「先生…」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6q7l3d4AJN
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfzwJUoIN8J
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBRUrOM0Iru
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLKdL4FKESm
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkWLBxnzQw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE9zpMD9YnQ
「屌你老母。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjaTDRVsK3Q
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuY6C8Qu4Ck
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNkIgHTb6L3
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3AMNLLJO2t
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ49HhO96q5L
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqD9oAhEWGp
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqoSmGgC5WZ
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGlnPwwoeVg
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKhc9vxdM7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2tOIuxHQaQ
又是「未顯示號碼」。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcjqT0X4oPp
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPKGvd6RPG3
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPe6kxyHYkL
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZwwgy6VHI9
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnu22sn9MC1
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaNOYPLbyg
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9gSzguXtoB
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjN1mFtyqHu
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡANXt5mtyFc
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvHbKbwzdJc
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡydS6NdcsSE
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsdwe8xmNzK
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBz6m50b606
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl6ga9DcqZs
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtrlKiNIrUo
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy8Q38GfvB3
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiErRFa9JB1
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKCI450gpw
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIfQliwtL8o
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡp1qRcZHuov
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOjR9IPjVnn
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtejMeP5LRV
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgEsnqzXIgT
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02Ql7GmpOk
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLqmS1N6HuN
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjPD24aDdzR
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRdd3gvLC6O
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nbdBJ7Aqv
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGkX6tPVfie
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrucUZ3Fj8A
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsiMUjQmHTr
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmg9JS68orJ
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbIS0LoMXbf
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ61kX3omPw1
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGbu9bvqFAZ
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsX48TYKian
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvi68bh6QRo
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡf8U0Ub7DD7
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs48FNkhGzi
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ74YFIVMX4g
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8ME1Q4Gkt0
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbARDIu7KHF
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgDCwQZ6ahj
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡU94caqHqlw
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1dPY4wzwI8
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo9fp8kMlPv
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpM3UM7m0z0
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlqOHxtGJeI
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB1huWKsTLR
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAVFmLDLeuX
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb7NAV425Gj
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡI9ETzzHkuG
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9HrZqpTZin
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fM8h2VAVG
「條友信得過嫁喇？」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQYTlQolX9
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVUgUTR1p30
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfFC95XQRW
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb58D5zXcAG
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7C9eOBrMUf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaagD2xBemq
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN9Vje8h0Mi
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaVyvaEmkMn
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3m7987p7I2
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡISrliCxvFu
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdgxngVN4E5
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUq3g1TKil4
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWgl8IZEHtM
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ79UdGEHDPT
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5HWVWExdAa
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSRA4kXHaAf
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSD0ZbuKJIE
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW0SglevT8x
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNyZDB8JZQl
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSk8bo4DOtV
等等……如果說剛好的話……879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoyIWHLLwqV
879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMH7AKSTQL
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSinP35SEQX
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世界會有這麼巧合的事麼？879Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡB6nd9sRtif
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