波叔已經離開香港到了芝加哥……多少日呢？不記得了，大約幾日吧，說真的，我不太在乎，始終他不是我的探員，只是一個剛好去美國旅行的M記區域經理。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiJSkXHISv
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCBdT9B3CWz
你要知道，一個失敗中年答應你的事，並非那麼單純，何時說真，何時說假，永遠都不清楚，亦不能預測。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDawgu9m1Q2
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOd08Sjvavh
至少我已經拜托了盧卡斯與波叔聯絡，波叔真的有心調查也好，觀光也好，盧卡斯都能發揮作用，我也算盡了晚輩的責任。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtA8dgisRKR
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8xjW2kqQiX
不知網絡還是微信的問題，我所傳送的訊息好像在太平洋墜毀一樣，完全得不到任何回覆。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡE8M5PbEwn7
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUa9oDOKX68
盧卡斯的Skype長期沒有Online，Whatsapp總算有兩個「剔號」，但仍然未有回覆。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡymiRLopivB
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3Y2OTAs4Ad
這個情況有兩個可能性，第一，我所傳的所有訊息都被阻隔，但Whatsapp的兩個剔號告訴我情況並非這樣。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ83AhpfshiB
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuRD9Ry8psY
那麼，現在定必屬於第二個情況，就是發生了一件他媽的大鑊事情，讓兩人都無暇回覆。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIMamsuRryi
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡo1Q98X9h2X
我可是很樂意撥一通長途電話給他們了解情況，不過時代太發達了，仿佛連電話也快被淘汰一樣，我並沒有他們的電話號碼。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2q7N30SXPd
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMYF9kmDSy0
總之就目前的情況而言，我與美國方面已經失去聯系。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4xERTZTA0
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu0Y66VLmbo
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBsFgAihiZu
已沒空管那邊了，目前最大的問題是巴別塔的App，為了這個App，連日來我與四眼仔分工合作，App的版面已接近完成階段。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ35aITGItSe
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYE88mK1GLd
現在，我正在四眼仔的家，兩人各自完成自己部份的工作，App相信今晚就能完成，並可以推出網絡。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuSc48NA0mv
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXN4D9oIPi7
「阿志，你果邊搞成點啊？」坐在電腦檯的四眼仔以一貫平和的語氣，向坐在小梳化上使用手提腦的我問道。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNP0L20uIK4
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4eCN6CVCtj
「啊，差唔多喇。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNHIGZHXmlu
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqgB9rSGU7u
說是差不多，其實還差很多，就這方面的工作能力而言，四眼仔更勝我一籌，也罷，始終我是頭腦派，經驗也沒有他那麼多，這是自然的。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3fcyMIKqwm
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAStYJtxSSE
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMb5Hzhwz26
嗯……一直也四眼仔，四眼仔地叫他，究竟真正的名字是什麼？不管了，現在問的話就太失禮，繼續叫他「唔該」就好了。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSKlCR2wQAw
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXBUNOtnCU
等一下，我記起了，大家都好像叫他做「阿俊」。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMgH2WXru2R
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvYLStHCfvi
說起來，他又真的與《三五成群》的「大王」有幾分相似，不要問我為什麼身邊總有《三五成群》的人物在遊走，從前一個有智慧的傢伙講過：「全香港得三十幾種人。」所以身邊有幾個「大王」，有幾個「神仙B」和「阿雞」都是很自然、很合理的事情。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC33cisICn1
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoUImflrvN0
蓬鬆的頭髮，眉與眼相近，唯一不同的就是一副無框眼鏡，正常人戴起來會老幾年外加變態味爆發，但在四眼仔身上，就只添上一份文學氣息，看來是個不得了的大好青年，原來眼鏡的威力是這麼強大嗎？真令人意想不到。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2iCJAX7Txn
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsexDSxBKgn
不過，我敢肯定，他凶人的時候，定必會與「大王」一模一樣。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ21S84B7Zms
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWAmTie7xch
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbrOvuuaE7c
唉…現在不是討論一個男人樣貌的時候，我還有工作要做，是時候認真起來了。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIv3Id1AIqo
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8449objORe
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfnCwTg7Uv0
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6wUN8Te7zm
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm9IFUIYJKn
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYvUdePo3py
每次都是這樣，只要一認真起來就總會有人突然殺出來，把我的情緒中斷。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2fmlrMdmGj
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4oSDs0B3wt
「未顯示號碼」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6PMSr5pTGP
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeTTZKhJm7v
會出現這種來電顯示的機會只有三個。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5yVS477MFv
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHSf7GHv3ek
是阿熹？是波叔打來的長途電話？還是一個無聊至極的廣告電話？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPcVvKdmNjP
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbhkPRDgbpL
只有三分一機會仆街，接又沒有什麼損失，我快手接聽。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnkIBRSYUMy
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡylXz8VJg8P
「你好，先生，依度係OOXX銀行打黎，我地而家做緊個低息分期貸款優惠，請問你有無卡數要清呢？」伴隨著混亂背景雜音，一把官式語氣女聲向我問道。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaRY1uO7xBW
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIkfSurB7qe
「屌你老母……」我心裡暗暗想。口就禮貌地拒絕道：832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQhKwRp86TV
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ02h4AwygYJ
「無啊…無…無需……」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡns62bXjG3J
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7qwqGmBxaD
豈料她居然打斷我的說話說：832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdBciIGUEwO
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhiKkyr5AeD
「先生…」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7NozseRnqG
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsIKR40MJib
「屌你老母！」我心裡想，手就立即按鍵掛線。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnNEaAvgwTZ
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF02wEjHIru
她的語氣聽起來好像站在高地傲視一群無知蟻民，給出一個提升人格的黃金機會，而世人不去珍惜一樣。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkNGLDLRd2
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLO3ODg72Mh
「屌你老母。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpkrnftmb0O
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡl8nVJz26PI
明明是低賤的電話財務推銷員，卻擁有上帝的觀點，究竟是哪裡來的自信！？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡknut3Ka4mT
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiBTUBJjLNC
還記得以前有個更經典的推銷電話，知道我財政沒問題，還叫我借錢來做未來儲備，難道他們已經打電話打到連邏輯都消散了麼？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡlvtgIDF1Xe
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSkygDdrTpK
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBIg8mBQ4HZ
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ66VNYaUlKL
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ75IkCcs3WR
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCrCCzkDXKH
又是「未顯示號碼」。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYDzfG9Yida
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPoTxfQcFrQ
喂喂！現在的推銷電話已經有如追蹤導彈一樣，沒命中的話就會死纏爛打地繼續攻擊麼？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8BLFQknjoL
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9Zr4vKIkxq
不，根本就不可能會有兩個連續的推銷電話，所以這鐵定是波叔或阿熹，可喜可賀。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJaL4yY8DCg
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXP4b1WFS05
「喂？」我滿懷雀躍地接聽。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡudenrwsG9I
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8nIRPcudhc
「先生，請問有無未清既卡數呢？我地依度係OXOX財務打黎…」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9P1uDoak5Z
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDOmRbNBMBC
他得不到任何回應，因為我已經掛線了。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9pz9Yxchgw
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkrb4mqLeFq
世界哪有這種荒謬的事？兩個來自不同公司的推銷電話連續打來，機會率究竟是多少？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhYMfFZeYKg
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKNPkt6Bj7G
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9xx0YgQrBz
「Ha Ha You're Dead！」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡs6ANV4dk9K
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKhUHdt1WYP
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7SyNGcYq1
Billie好像已唱得有點煩厭，我更接電話接得很煩燥，唉…接還是不接？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq69HjVL3Rq
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8AmXjwORuu
不管了，我不相信連續三個電話都會是推銷電話。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8COYrGMmIT
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNfl62nxXCG
其實之前一直都算錯了，會仆街的機會不是三分一，因為以比例來說，推銷電話的機率遠超其他兩人的來電。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡG7DVcCNENN
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFI2ZClFLO
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5bMLl5Om1w
「喂？」我有氣無力地接聽。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXUsermnXkQ
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEkCH44JmrH
說真的，我已做好心理準備接第三通推銷電話。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwU7DCHUl7o
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ98ZyBIDrnP
「喂？乜鳩……啊唔係……喂？阿志？」沒有錯！小喇叭傳出刺鼻的中年男人惡臭，這是波叔的聲音！832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZ6Cc2LHaNb
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTbf0CcU8MR
哈利路亞！果然做人還是不要抱太大希望比較好，一開始抱有失望的心態，即使一個中年希望來找自己，也不會有半絲厭惡，取而代之，是一份莫名的喜悅。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBDXpp9xl2H
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiMoDLT5ykq
「屌你老母，你個電話係咪廢嫁？打兩次都唔通，屌你啊？」他用一如以往的霸氣說道，如果把粗口消音，聽起來其實挺有禮的。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpEyU6nMfG0
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsAsozpI1ae
「我都唔想嫁，咁岩頭先有兩個電話打黎，可能撞左線啊。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ47Ark6nAO9
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb6ijs87ssg
這是一個巧合，不關我事，別指責我，你這個失敗中年。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡh4XEK7lZ2N
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBZRgNbFUIo
「唉，由鳩得佢啦，我收到風，魚柳包單野好似同法輪功有關喎。」聽背景聲，一份受阻隔的人車嘈雜聲，好像在大都會的某個電話亭邊喝著一支高酒精飲品，邊說出剛剛那番話一樣。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡnnrVVXe56l
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVKCJKNLn8M
不過這只是我個人的幻想，想清楚，這個失敗中年哪有可能會這麼有型。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡeOII2GXGAD
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTMWUWT1GpU
但就感覺而言，我覺得現在簡直就是一個醉漢跟你說出驚天祕密一樣，叫人怎相信！？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡXFd184ff78
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0Zsw3vOK6i
我只能這樣回覆：「下？法輪功？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9YCpdbUmgS
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbCjo7inZP3
他喝一口手持的飲品再說：「係啊，我之前係你果個巴倫比論壇度識左個人，同佢通過電話見過面，佢好似知好多野咁，而家我跟緊佢查野。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡirOjoK12Cd
不是巴倫比，也不是巴比倫，是《巴別塔》。即使作出糾正也沒有用，轉頭也會繼續說「巴倫比」，這是中年人的特質，我不做無謂的事。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvtKbU2jMi
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8Pt6yiZ7IG
起初拒絕接觸作為新事物的網絡世界，也拒絕身邊的人接觸，然後自己開始接觸時比任何人都更亂來，這就是失敗中年。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrQp9czTlYb
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoapjKaITaG
坦白說，如果是我的話，就不會在異地亂打電話跟陌生人見面，所以就勸戒一下他：832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡATPwxUKdhQ
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHBVRmUdGDD
「條友信得過嫁喇？」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC4h9SY5um7
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡA8WMR6asoC
問題又在太平洋被擊墜，他繼續解釋法輪功的事：832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuXdVAZ9v10
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9Y4njBCH6
「佢話：九九年唔知幾邊日開始，全球所有M記係一夜之間，改變左魚柳包既基本結構，由一塊芝士變左做半塊喎。」說罷聽到輕微的「咕嚕咕嚕」，肯定他正在喝東西。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkzfThLVNt
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqF30LpWmc2
聽起來真的天方夜談，不過可以用來做巴別塔新聞區的最新消息，我一邊用放在大腿的手提電腦搜尋法輪功的資料，一邊不用心地敷衍道：832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwQKPNuuANt
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ09x9Cx73Wc
「我覺得未必信得過喎…你話單野同D乜野3K黨又或者共濟會有關我就信姐。」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPn1c9gfCqN
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiG7OZbWZeM
「我都係咁話，條友都痴痴地線。你講得有道理D，話唔定去你講果d地方查下嘟………………………………」832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIRV3aFjZtH
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUp0iny6vdH
電話突然掛線，對話在一個最尷尬的時間中斷，我最後一句只是敷衍的玩笑，但聽他的回覆，也許這個失敗中年真的會因此而闖入共濟會或3K黨的巢穴……嗎？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLAr794ZDmo
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhBrwNJxTc0
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAODutjS26k
大概不會吧，一個正常有理智，有常識的人都不會這樣做。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1Jin28FHTO
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBXNv966KWw
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDia5lTtDRJ
若波叔沒有常識地闖入那些地方被殺，這個掛線的時機就剛好讓我害死了他……832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPxNMJFo87a
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡu2MU5SDnUX
等等……如果說剛好的話……832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2ctNxuf89C
832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEJ7t5v99zW
起初兩通推銷電話也「剛好」攔截了波叔的來電。832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJRsCbV3osj
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世界會有這麼巧合的事麼？832Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK7ReQqWEac
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