971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡq4z5lZYSXh
中午時份，我和鄭多燕在一所高級餐廳吃了一個豐富的午餐，由於我們都是中國人，因此侍應生對我們特別好招呼，最後這一餐盛惠二百二十美圓，單是打賞的貼士我就給了二十美圓，錢，當然是鄭多燕的。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzaLt0Ka9NC
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiabGH5RpRZ
鄭多燕之後帶我到了一座六層高建築物的頂層單位，她按門鈴，沒多久有一把操普通話的男聲應門！屌你老母，又是普通話？又是Big Six人？難道香港人真的和Big Six人有緣嗎？971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡoBo3S7BNBs
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡii58zjYGHF
男人說：「社會主義好！(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ0OBXp1MwIX
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYqhZzoztxp
鄭多燕答：「共產黨萬歲！(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ1aXQ65Mctg
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡePlwC7RPQL
門打開，是暗號嗎？男人讓我們進去，屌你老母，我終於明白這個男人為什麼叫托洛斯基，因為他真的和托洛斯基長得一模一樣……971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFuAx5YeB3l
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVJvtsRfMnx
至於托洛斯基的長相是怎樣，自己去Google搜尋一下吧，如果大家還找到的話。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡS1JR7QL35M
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ887gVvOFTv
是的，是一模一撚樣，簡直是複製人一樣的相似程度。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKG1yBWfibi
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvmoxjpZ6hN
那是一間非常普通的房子，住上任何人都可以的「萬能Key」，在這裏住了一個托洛斯基當然沒有任何奇怪的地方。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBPQ6hsBkvx
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSliE2uEs3a
「托洛斯基？(普通話)」我問。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡbXLykp7YjA
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgxCbWWkhT8
「Yes！I am Leon Trotsky，any problem？」托洛斯基答。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQQZHe4kgXa
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzrkVXsAuLe
「中國人？西方人？(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡLR0jVHZ3IE
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmzrk686ijn
「中俄混血兒，原藉河南。其實我是中國人？這麼爛的普通話……香港人？(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡn1P60Sy0KQ
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkm2iaPa3ME
「是的，我是香港人！我的名字叫陳錦波！(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBWoO9LxTl5
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEsX1UsdBfV
「好名！好名！好名！大家都是中國人，一家人來的！(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ4joGfDJbi
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy9eq78ZLKD
如果可以的話，我想說「調理農務蘭花系！乜撚野一家人呀，中國人係中國人，香港人係香港人，屌你老母！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzqOZOdcw7b
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡz7I4M0kiDe
鄭多燕說：「是時候了，你可以把一切秘密告訴他知道！(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ27ERKB96z5
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJkL79y1sI8
托洛斯基坐在一張發霉的殘舊皮沙發上，對鄭多燕說：「他可以相信嗎？XX，你應該知道事情的嚴重性……這是關乎整個世界的大事件啊！萬一他洩漏了出去，不單是我和你會沒命，甚至會有三、四十萬人會為我們而死，你考慮清楚了沒有？(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡuoYLDcur20
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtdUBwd4Qu1
「三、四十萬人會為我們而死？」我想著，吞了一口口水。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfKipgJH4eS
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPDJ1cYH3FU
鄭多燕大力點頭，這下點頭，連帶著她的大奶子也震上一震。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡhB7I98YYeR
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡK0M9S3o5Ft
這剎那，我看見托洛斯基正看著鄭多燕暴乳燃燒顫動的奶子。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgRaUrzOqXw
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGna5HOj13v
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHM59NfN4oG
「你……(普通話)」托洛斯基指著我說：「陳先生，請你坐下來，接下來的幾分鐘，你將會知道一個凡人永遠沒法理解的驚世大秘密，我希望你有心理準備，OK？我知道，如果一個人沒有這種心理準備，一下子接觸到這個秘密，會有兩種反應，第一種是不知所措，大腦像是關上了開關一樣，一下子不能思考，進入『呆』這種狀態……(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡPLQhKIeOOz
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡc1p92njFQO
我坐下在托洛斯基對面，說：「第二種呢？(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIbhrGR0N4i
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvFryW61Zab
托洛斯基托一托他那副溥儀眼鏡，以非常非常認真的語氣說：「痴撚左線！(廣東話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7N9J9djvjZ
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEp9qGhtl7h
「嗯？你識講白話既？」我說。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwjYQZNV6j3
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFpbeTEztdl
「我精通十七種語言，坦白告訴你，我其實是一個學者，我是美國哈…哈……哈佛大學的天體物理學博士！(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMj1RZl5T3J
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡmQstGlXBlP
「哈…哈……哈佛大學？(普通話)」我說。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwDMyiSRMmg
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUhS8zlDwgs
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX5opCebuVq
這時候鄭多燕步入了一間房，臨走前說：「你們好好地談，托洛斯基，把一切都告訴他！我相信外星人也快要來了……(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4W5Y68ooNv
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMBJmW9bnv4
托洛斯基凝重地點頭，然後高度集中凝視著我說：「你預備好了沒有？(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw4p7RPBD6A
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMFLvNPSX0C
開場白太長了，我說：「請你開始，我現在是一隻空杯子，什麼驚天秘密也盛戴得下！(普通話)」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxFNOW0mH3V
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ6k6Z3Cx7ky
房子內的氣氛一下子彷彿高了八度。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsHMPvLjuNY
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡfGSVn53KGN
「一切都要從魚柳包開始……(普通話)」托洛斯基眉頭一皺，娓娓道來。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡrNduzqr80p
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡX1Ft5AhPsW
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxb6Ip32Or2
「荷里活有間大酒店，三個肥婆學踢波！學踢波！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡgHpjWvWAku
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpx4care6VR
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRlyISALQdj
是尹光鈴聲！仆街！就在這時候，我的I phone響起來。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkaoTkRRIVY
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBEhJfuV3dS
「Sorry！Sorry！」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpT12uSHpWs
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSIqsU37ruR
「喂？邊位？」我掏出I phone接聽。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ4cbuIRKISc
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpOHiUIwe60
「……………………………」沒有回應，生存多年的直覺讓我有點急燥起來，開始不由自主地猜測對方的身份：971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡr0fXoXSCv0
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5xWek0YXpa
「阿志？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡP1hyTiNBE9
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2vmy2lBx7i
「………………………」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡzZ9gV1sn60
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMOJDGCVu13
「小紅？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ70GtCXr2Bb
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡw8ayBcjksZ
「……………………………」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIPpdfnToMI
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡW10Ypfq9ZN
除了這兩人外，還有誰會打給我？想來想去，居然就只有他們兩人，不禁讓我有點落寞。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡml7rkK3d5W
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKmsdpZ49Cy
但我的身體好像還記得一個人，而且自作主張地吐出他的名字：971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡxAdOI1qQFi
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡy61VIsHpPi
「阿……權？」971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡYWTuhsbnCY
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWfHdFb7pJm
「嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……………………」對方好像聽到我說出一個完滿答案一樣，安心地掛線。971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡC0dxIbkfEh
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡInGLHpsniY
難道是阿權打來嗎！？不可能！我明明已經大約十日前在深圳親手把他殺掉了！971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡcJUskapra0
971Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkvSPUHOeyF
這剎我腦內彷彿被鈍物重重打擊一下，心臟也似從胸膛裡跳出來，一股暈眩迅速無情地侵襲。
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