一陣強烈的風聲從小喇叭衝出,彷佛要訴說自己的強韌一樣,聽到如此有性格的背景聲……對這個未知號碼的來電者是誰這件事,我大概已心中有數。805Please respect copyright.PENANAqSAjpg1wGC
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除了他之外,不會有其他人。805Please respect copyright.PENANAAXEoQHCVUR
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「喂。」805Please respect copyright.PENANA6FWSuXVYZV
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他不帶任何感情,卻富嚴厲味道地說了一句,以確認我已經接了電話。805Please respect copyright.PENANA2g43BI28S3
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雖然聽到他的聲音我已肯定他是誰了,但還是要確認一下,所以就問:805Please respect copyright.PENANA50jYA35RWB
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「阿熹?」805Please respect copyright.PENANA90bSMZ5TE9
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「嗯。轉個地方傾好嘛?」依然不帶任何感情,好像暴風前夕一樣平靜。805Please respect copyright.PENANAbrVyOt0WX0
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「好啊,你依排點啊?」我向檸檬人作個抱歉的手勢,回頭就迅速地跑上樓梯,離開位於地庫的M記。805Please respect copyright.PENANA3pjIeC1kI4
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「幾好,我同緊個朋友旅行緊。」805Please respect copyright.PENANANz8EuJiBGx
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由於現在還是清晨時份,所以西洋菜南街還是水靜河飛。805Please respect copyright.PENANAu7RN2EPu9z
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「唔該你一路行一路傾,同時留意下周圍有無人。」805Please respect copyright.PENANAsoutawzjc1
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他命令道。805Please respect copyright.PENANAShGdAuBGNc
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我必須服從嗎?不。但我尊重他,便開始在這條尚在沉睡的長街散步。805Please respect copyright.PENANAjqRtXIgx0W
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「OK,你有乜野想講?」我公式的問,這是對那個「命令」的回敬。805Please respect copyright.PENANAi67wCRrntk
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「志,我而家認真同你講,你繼續玩巴別塔,唔緊要,我唔干預,但請你馬上關閉裡面既『新聞區』,同埋將所有魚柳包既資料又好,Post又好,總之同魚柳包有關既,都delete哂佢……」805Please respect copyright.PENANAUFhGbkRZlD
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語氣依舊不帶任何感情,這不是平常會以高八度呼喊「屌~~」的阿熹。805Please respect copyright.PENANAaTD4kvo8b4
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而且每說到「魚柳包」的時候,他都會顯得格外拘謹,戒慎恐懼,區區一個魚柳包真的會重成重大影響嗎?805Please respect copyright.PENANApZJAF05ATo
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我不知道,但他的語氣告訴我:「會。」805Please respect copyright.PENANAB4YJrvORzx
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要答應他嗎?805Please respect copyright.PENANAxFMguMEHRw
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直覺向阿熹投了一票,理智投了巴別塔一票。805Please respect copyright.PENANAagvzmOqDFR
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那決定權最後還是落到我手上麼?805Please respect copyright.PENANAXce1G11Xma
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「隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆……」805Please respect copyright.PENANABJZ96s4hE0
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一輛貨車在旁邊的馬路駛過,發出吵耳的噪音,在這兩秒間,我決定了。805Please respect copyright.PENANAI3Sa72cHLU
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「我拒絕。」805Please respect copyright.PENANAggZ1dYTwXg
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這就是我最後的答覆,一個出自巴別塔創造主——「AdminBabelCreator」永遠都不會再推翻的決定。805Please respect copyright.PENANAKpDi0AayGS
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聽到阿熹的態度,我就知道自己已經正式脫離了汁男行列,成為一個正式的男優,因為從沒有人會與「汁男」這種無謂人談判。805Please respect copyright.PENANAxNgCGww2oB
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看來我的地位已經更上一層樓了,此證明我創立巴別塔,以及往後所行的每一步棋都是對的。805Please respect copyright.PENANA3hTC3cwnV1
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所以我拒絕了他的請求,眼前就是一條通往必然成功的美妙道路,豈有停下來的理由?805Please respect copyright.PENANASxI7cAYPJT
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嘿嘿,繼續走下去,超越神之手加藤鷹也是時間的問題啊!805Please respect copyright.PENANASJbUJ2tBQd
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「我屌你老母,好聲好氣叫你停係唔得,你而家覺得自己好威啊?你知唔知自己搞到個世界亂哂龍啊?就黎打仗添喇!重係度玩玩玩,屌你老母,你搞到個世界仆緊街喇!鳩頭志!」805Please respect copyright.PENANAS0Q7IbcTL0
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阿熹聽到我的答覆忽然失控,看來那個平靜所召來的暴風來臨了。805Please respect copyright.PENANAdxnTuNawk2
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「乜野鳩頭志啊,屌你!」805Please respect copyright.PENANAvrIYrcIJ2Z
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「我叫你咪撚再搞魚柳包啊,最好刪埋個壇佢啊,係唔係好撚難先?」805Please respect copyright.PENANAX2GyzizZwQ
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「你而家話刪就刪啊?我真係唔鳩信一個魚柳包會搞撚到世界大戰啊?想大鳩我都唔好用d咁撚幼稚既理由啦!你幾歲啊?以為自己IQ高人少少就可以亂鳩咁講野啊?」805Please respect copyright.PENANAi64OILFJib
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「喂!我唔係亂講囉,你依D人就係咁無撚知,戇鳩鳩,連自己做緊乜野都唔知囉,以前唔係我磅住你,你死撚左九世喇!」805Please respect copyright.PENANANE8no96wql
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「我都忍得你耐,你知乜野就講哂出黎啦,成鳩日收收埋埋,又話好危險又唔撚講乜野事!—句『知少d好d』就叫人收嗲,你係唔係好威先?你係唔係知多過我地少少就好威先?我屌你老母!」805Please respect copyright.PENANA8YIfz7dXMS
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吵架就是這樣。805Please respect copyright.PENANARM1fIWiOgI
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一切都衝口而出,我們根本就不知道自己吵過什麼,說過什麼難聽的話,只希望對方認低威。可是從來都不會有人願意認低威,因為肯認的話,架就自然吵不成了。805Please respect copyright.PENANAVkNsae0c4n
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聽罷他沉一沉,接著是:805Please respect copyright.PENANAeKZMjU8f9G
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足足四秒的沉默。805Please respect copyright.PENANAgnPt2BA9Mm
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首先再開口的是他:「志。以前有乜野,今日講過d乜野,請你原諒我,過多排我返香港會話哂所有你想知既野比你知,但今次魚柳包依單野,真係我地都玩唔起,你而家唔刪,過多排巴別塔紅左就想收都收唔返嫁喇,唔係話你唔想玩就可以唔玩……」805Please respect copyright.PENANAreJy6D8IhA
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現在他居然認低威……?805Please respect copyright.PENANAjWFYwJ9ozF
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為什麼?難道他已經意識到自己過去的錯,已經明白我已經比他更高級,更偉大嗎?805Please respect copyright.PENANAJV6CUDSJRd
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「到時你喊又好,叫救命又好,我都救你唔到嫁喇。」805Please respect copyright.PENANAWfe4bnynsD
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看來不是,他這是苦口婆心的語氣,他還把我當成小孩一樣安撫,希望能勸道我走回他所希望的路。805Please respect copyright.PENANA9zALk0JjDZ
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通常安撫過後,就是威嚇。805Please respect copyright.PENANAlVLpz6vdwS
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果然他真的以嚴肅的語氣開口說:805Please respect copyright.PENANAyWl67nkFxd
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「我話你聽,而家單『無嬰症』已經搞到個世界立立亂,魚柳包單野你當做慈事,收手……嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」805Please respect copyright.PENANAlAbCU0QPvA
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說到一件我從來都未聽過的事件:805Please respect copyright.PENANAkLZZEDwiXt
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「無嬰症」805Please respect copyright.PENANA5d7ec4jZnO
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電話就此斷線。805Please respect copyright.PENANACoRK9qqAzE
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這是口誤所說出的真實?還是無中生有的威嚇?805Please respect copyright.PENANAbJtt9m117z
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先不管了,總之現在知道的事又多了一件,就是---無嬰症。805Please respect copyright.PENANAKV4WZZlASX
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無嬰症意解作什麼?805Please respect copyright.PENANAB0URLPtyyK
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毛嬰症?毛鷹症?無英症?無鷹症?巫纓症?毛英症?805Please respect copyright.PENANAdhH4P7wFZK
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聽起來全都狗屁不通,就此讀音而言,能夠影響世界的就解釋就只有一個:805Please respect copyright.PENANAb3HcpZKcgF
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「無嬰症」805Please respect copyright.PENANAsfAXxBhXef
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意思大概就是……沒有嬰兒的病……嗎?805Please respect copyright.PENANAEHSg6eHlxE
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居然能夠從一個小小的病名猜出其中的真意,以理解能力來說,我果然是個他媽的天才。805Please respect copyright.PENANAOWHeRr8Qrt
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依照他所說,現在這種病正在世界擴散嗎…?805Please respect copyright.PENANAm1MbCW7Xrs
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即是說人類將會面臨一次人口萎縮嗎…?805Please respect copyright.PENANA70sJoDB5wn
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「你大我啊!?」805Please respect copyright.PENANAxbBbDZQPV1
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黃松熹,你以為說這種鬼話就能就我退縮嗎!?805Please respect copyright.PENANA4zkjpGPrAm
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絕不可能!805Please respect copyright.PENANAE5LmYV2gX7
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我告訴你!不論魚柳包,甚至無嬰症我都鐵定會將他們的祕密公諸於世!巴別塔將會成為世上最偉大的論壇!805Please respect copyright.PENANA4WF36HbNcx
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「Never compromise.805Please respect copyright.PENANAcwi3OQRBrx
Not even in the face of Armageddon.」805Please respect copyright.PENANAfWUn8khcQM
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