一陣強烈的風聲從小喇叭衝出，彷佛要訴說自己的強韌一樣，聽到如此有性格的背景聲……對這個未知號碼的來電者是誰這件事，我大概已心中有數。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsomR0Xjuw0
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除了他之外，不會有其他人。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb31GCLmVXh
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「喂。」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ3b7nBOTnhd
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他不帶任何感情，卻富嚴厲味道地說了一句，以確認我已經接了電話。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡZIXr6MBcgH
819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8Bbd8re0b
雖然聽到他的聲音我已肯定他是誰了，但還是要確認一下，所以就問：819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡMY0VBkIfSA
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「阿熹？」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8TtCBHSuAn
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「嗯。轉個地方傾好嘛？」依然不帶任何感情，好像暴風前夕一樣平靜。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡajz1DKdBgV
819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡvCWFP5XI06
「好啊，你依排點啊？」我向檸檬人作個抱歉的手勢，回頭就迅速地跑上樓梯，離開位於地庫的M記。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFS9crC3id8
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「幾好，我同緊個朋友旅行緊。」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡa12jTPx7xT
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由於現在還是清晨時份，所以西洋菜南街還是水靜河飛。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQ3U7jZYiAI
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「唔該你一路行一路傾，同時留意下周圍有無人。」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAl0Bo3FACA
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他命令道。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtyPI5yFGdb
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我必須服從嗎？不。但我尊重他，便開始在這條尚在沉睡的長街散步。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjhKa32oEiA
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「OK，你有乜野想講？」我公式的問，這是對那個「命令」的回敬。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡUBjW0NViJQ
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「志，我而家認真同你講，你繼續玩巴別塔，唔緊要，我唔干預，但請你馬上關閉裡面既『新聞區』，同埋將所有魚柳包既資料又好，Post又好，總之同魚柳包有關既，都delete哂佢……」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡjA552J8VmA
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語氣依舊不帶任何感情，這不是平常會以高八度呼喊「屌~~」的阿熹。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡarQe7InHw9
819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ9PhmU6vv2X
而且每說到「魚柳包」的時候，他都會顯得格外拘謹，戒慎恐懼，區區一個魚柳包真的會重成重大影響嗎？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJJK8pol6nq
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我不知道，但他的語氣告訴我：「會。」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡVR0PzdXwlr
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要答應他嗎？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡEM24HoiQ2y
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直覺向阿熹投了一票，理智投了巴別塔一票。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡwuYdnOrru8
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那決定權最後還是落到我手上麼？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡF1MErjbBrb
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「隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆隆……」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ93ARYcZ9uK
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一輛貨車在旁邊的馬路駛過，發出吵耳的噪音，在這兩秒間，我決定了。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡWcSpnSRnyg
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「我拒絕。」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡM5eMiJHp7T
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這就是我最後的答覆，一個出自巴別塔創造主——「AdminBabelCreator」永遠都不會再推翻的決定。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdEApv8UUme
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聽到阿熹的態度，我就知道自己已經正式脫離了汁男行列，成為一個正式的男優，因為從沒有人會與「汁男」這種無謂人談判。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡCC64888HXz
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看來我的地位已經更上一層樓了，此證明我創立巴別塔，以及往後所行的每一步棋都是對的。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNi6e0RC5mb
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所以我拒絕了他的請求，眼前就是一條通往必然成功的美妙道路，豈有停下來的理由？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIEFPY8tORL
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嘿嘿，繼續走下去，超越神之手加藤鷹也是時間的問題啊！819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡGAQVqXUkYQ
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「我屌你老母，好聲好氣叫你停係唔得，你而家覺得自己好威啊？你知唔知自己搞到個世界亂哂龍啊？就黎打仗添喇！重係度玩玩玩，屌你老母，你搞到個世界仆緊街喇！鳩頭志！」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkiROw1nPgO
819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKW1MoImfE1
阿熹聽到我的答覆忽然失控，看來那個平靜所召來的暴風來臨了。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡQJPxw2z8sB
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「乜野鳩頭志啊，屌你！」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡBTi8xRMoTS
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「我叫你咪撚再搞魚柳包啊，最好刪埋個壇佢啊，係唔係好撚難先？」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡIef4pWkCLO
819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡsERw5NJmfv
「你而家話刪就刪啊？我真係唔鳩信一個魚柳包會搞撚到世界大戰啊？想大鳩我都唔好用d咁撚幼稚既理由啦！你幾歲啊？以為自己IQ高人少少就可以亂鳩咁講野啊？」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡpX4B4u3KgE
819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqmrzJmr6hK
「喂！我唔係亂講囉，你依D人就係咁無撚知，戇鳩鳩，連自己做緊乜野都唔知囉，以前唔係我磅住你，你死撚左九世喇！」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ5vWKYVrBfS
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「我都忍得你耐，你知乜野就講哂出黎啦，成鳩日收收埋埋，又話好危險又唔撚講乜野事！—句『知少d好d』就叫人收嗲，你係唔係好威先？你係唔係知多過我地少少就好威先？我屌你老母！」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTcJBLAZmJ2
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吵架就是這樣。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdS6O7KUiC0
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一切都衝口而出，我們根本就不知道自己吵過什麼，說過什麼難聽的話，只希望對方認低威。可是從來都不會有人願意認低威，因為肯認的話，架就自然吵不成了。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡN8OuxKJfph
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聽罷他沉一沉，接著是：819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTWIiW6F0l4
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「…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFWm55id6I0
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足足四秒的沉默。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡOvedDAAkL4
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首先再開口的是他：「志。以前有乜野，今日講過d乜野，請你原諒我，過多排我返香港會話哂所有你想知既野比你知，但今次魚柳包依單野，真係我地都玩唔起，你而家唔刪，過多排巴別塔紅左就想收都收唔返嫁喇，唔係話你唔想玩就可以唔玩……」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡb2mDPf5AV6
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現在他居然認低威……？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtqDOAYMOMs
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為什麼？難道他已經意識到自己過去的錯，已經明白我已經比他更高級，更偉大嗎？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡKw8gAU8Wzp
819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡNZBCOW8yaI
「到時你喊又好，叫救命又好，我都救你唔到嫁喇。」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHIg3k879oU
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看來不是，他這是苦口婆心的語氣，他還把我當成小孩一樣安撫，希望能勸道我走回他所希望的路。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ8cvXJO6s8r
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通常安撫過後，就是威嚇。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡiEbUMTiawG
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果然他真的以嚴肅的語氣開口說：819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdWdpW23X7W
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「我話你聽，而家單『無嬰症』已經搞到個世界立立亂，魚柳包單野你當做慈事，收手……嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟嘟……」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡt8bfS1oznj
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說到一件我從來都未聽過的事件：819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡSOcm3OkCrn
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「無嬰症」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ2gRKHRRGrO
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電話就此斷線。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡ7029wBNU6e
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這是口誤所說出的真實？還是無中生有的威嚇？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡm3tyj2Ov1F
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先不管了，總之現在知道的事又多了一件，就是---無嬰症。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡaqX2znSt6J
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無嬰症意解作什麼？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡkcgN9UUpX7
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毛嬰症？毛鷹症？無英症？無鷹症？巫纓症？毛英症？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡAfXg7teqfI
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聽起來全都狗屁不通，就此讀音而言，能夠影響世界的就解釋就只有一個：819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡtngGUn2800
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「無嬰症」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡqG9vogJeG7
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意思大概就是……沒有嬰兒的病……嗎？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡdhNG6dt9aa
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居然能夠從一個小小的病名猜出其中的真意，以理解能力來說，我果然是個他媽的天才。819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡH9oE5djI3Y
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依照他所說，現在這種病正在世界擴散嗎…？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡRAkMmod4QA
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即是說人類將會面臨一次人口萎縮嗎…？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡFeyGmhaLkB
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「你大我啊！？」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡJQqVO13Nom
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黃松熹，你以為說這種鬼話就能就我退縮嗎！？819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡx99vD7Haq3
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絕不可能！819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡDkNMhnJ38g
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我告訴你！不論魚柳包，甚至無嬰症我都鐵定會將他們的祕密公諸於世！巴別塔將會成為世上最偉大的論壇！819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡe7J3yUEhDJ
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「Never compromise.819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡTefcCw30Ny
Not even in the face of Armageddon.」819Please respect copyright.ＰＥＮＡＮＡHNAvgynqwL
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